Chapter 873: One meal is not enough to fight two
Lu Jiayu, this kid, is really fat!"
Yesterday I arrived in Keshan Village, and today I followed Cheng Jinkang and them up the mountain to play, and ran into a group of theft gangs suspected of stealing trees and catching macaques, because they were not locals at first glance, and they were carrying saws, sacks, and the like.
Worried that the other party would have bad intentions, Xiao Wu wanted to take the children away quickly, but this kid was bold for some reason, and rightly accused the other party, saying, 'It's wrong to steal trees?' and "It's even more wrong to catch monkeys", and asked them to let the cute little monkeys go, which stabbed the hornet's nest.
Fortunately, the chainsaw and machete brought by the theft gang were kicked away by Xiao Wu and Xiao Yi in time and rolled away along the hillside. When it comes to hand-to-hand combat, the opponent does not have an advantage.
Xiao Baozi is small, but there are many ghost ideas, while Xiao Wu and Xiao Yi are fighting, he commanded Cheng Jinkang to steal the hemp rope that the other party tied the tree and the sack that caught the monkey, unexpectedly put the sack on the head of the bad guy, subdued them one by one, and then tied them with hemp rope, and then went down the mountain to call the police.
"When I listened to Xiaojuan, cold sweat came out of my vest. Xu Suizhu exhaled a breath of turbidity with palpitations, and couldn't help but complain to Baozi's father about his son's uneasiness, "Say so much to him before you go out!"
It is said that adolescence is the most rebellious time, and the stinky boy is good, and he began to cause trouble when he was in the first grade, and it is foreseeable that the upper grades of primary school, and even the junior high school of puberty, how a headache it must be.
The old mother was almost overwhelmed.
"What do you say?" Xu Suizhu held his forehead with a headache.
Lu Chixiao peeled the shrimp shell for her, and the two ordered the store's signature - spicy shrimp, and as soon as the waiter served it to the table, they were interrupted by a call from Sister Lin.
The old mother has lost her appetite completely, and the bun father can't be coaxed.
"When I get back, I'll give you a beating. Lu Chixiao fed the shelled and gut shrimp meat to the child's mother's mouth, "One meal is not enough for two meals, beat until you are satisfied." ”
Xu Suizhu bit the shrimp meat and looked at him funny: "The co-author called me to show it?"
Lu Chixiao smiled when he saw her, peeled another shrimp and fed it to her mouth, and said, "Do you want to worry, I will go to Keshan in the afternoon and bring the two boys back?"
"Not really. Xiaojuan said that the gang of stealing trees was caught on the ground, and he also awarded your son a certificate of merit for righteousness and bravery, which made him happy. is on the rise, and even if you go, he may not be willing to come back with you. Tell them to play for five days, and if they don't have time, they will be willing to come back? ”
The facts are indeed as Xu Suizhu guessed-
Uncle Cha not only awarded him a certificate of merit, but also gave him a lot of special snacks from Keshan, and his eyebrows and eyes were bent into arched bridges with a smile.
Especially when the little macaque who was almost captured by the theft gang snuggled in his arms trustingly, and whoever came to hug him opened his teeth and claws and "squeaked", he was even more happy.
"Brother Yi, are there any milk tablets?"
"Yes. ”
Zhuang Yi took out the jar of small milk tablets that Xu Suizhu made for the two of them from the backpack containing snacks, took two pieces, and fed them to the little macaque.
The little macaque is eating it.
Little Bun likes to feed small animals the most, and the group pets of his family's Fuju Island, from whale sharks to the little cubs of the Hei brothers, which one has not been fed by him?
So much so that when Lin Yujuan called Xu Suizhu, he didn't even think of saying a few words to his mother, patronizing the macaque.
"Xiao Mao, will I call you Xiao Mao in the future? Where do you live? Shall I send you home?"
"Its home must be in the mountains. Cheng Yuliang said, "But in recent years, I heard from the village party secretary that people often sneak into the mountains to catch macaques and sell them to the circus outside." The better the circus business, the more people come to us to catch macaques. In the past two years, it has been rare to see herds of macaques, and maybe this little guy is also an orphan. ”
"Why is it that the better the circus business, the more bad guys come to catch monkeys?" asked Xiao Baozi blankly.
"Because when business is good, more people will follow the trend and open a circus, and then there will be a need for more monkeys. ”
Xiao Baozi blinked as if he didn't understand, and then followed the soft hair of the two round little macaques with big eyes and bright eyes nestled in his arms, again and again, and gently learned the tone of his mother's coaxing him when he was a child, "Don't be afraid, with me! I will protect Xiao Mao!"
"......" Lin Yujuan, who hung up the phone and walked over, almost laughed out loud when she heard the "little hair" in Xiao Baozi's mouth, "Cough, Xiaoyu, is this the name you gave?"
"Yes! Aunt Xiaojuan, have you finished talking to my mother on the phone? Have you told her that I am very good? I have done good deeds! I have helped catch a lot of bad people in the village! I have also saved Xiaomao and his companions! I am so good!"
Lin Yujuan: "......"
Your mother is going to be scared out of you, okay?
Mr. Fu stopped the girl who was curious and wanted to pull the macaque hair: "Nan, the monkey can't pull it! It will bite you! How painful it hurts!"
The little girl, who seemed to understand whether she understood or not, withdrew her hand and touched her father's face: "It hurts?
Mr. Fu couldn't help but say to his daughter-in-law proudly: "See, how obedient the girl is! If you don't let it, you won't pull it, how can you be like a kid, and it will cause you to break your heart and gall every minute." I finally understand why Brother Xiao wants a girl so much, and he is in a good mood that is ruined by his son, and he urgently needs his daughter's ironing. ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw that the little man in his arms suddenly stretched out his hand in one direction, turned his head to see that the little bun was holding the little macaque in his arms, and let the baby touch it, while saying: "Nan Nan, gently, like Brother Xiao Yu...... Yes, it's too heavy, Xiao Mao will hurt, isn't Xiao Mao cute? Do you want to hug it? Just hug ...... it."
"Mao!" Nan Nan touched the monkey hair, hugged it meaningfully, and happily jumped in Mr. Fu's arms.
Mr. Fu: "......"
"Dad" can't be called yet, but "Mao"!
Heart congestion!
As soon as he finished speaking, he slapped him in the face! This must not be his own daughter!
Lin Yujuan couldn't help laughing, and wanted to ask the man if his cheeks hurt.
A second ago, he just boasted that his daughter was so obedient, worthy of being his lover in his previous life, and the little padded jacket in this life, but the next second he was slapped in the face, and both sides of his face are probably swollen!
"Hahahaha......"
It's not that she doesn't give face to men, but, it's so funny, hahahaha...... Belch!
They all hiccuped with laughter.
Mr. Fu was extremely resentful, grinding his back teeth and pinching his daughter-in-law's face: "If you don't help me, forget it, still look at my jokes?"
Looking at the baby girl again, she was attracted by a hairy monkey throughout the whole process, even if she got into the car and twisted her neck to look at the macaque in the arms of the little bun in the back row.
At this moment, I really wanted to catch the monkey and throw it back into the forest.
(End of chapter)