Life isn't like this, it's just like that, and it's not what you think it will be anyway.

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Today's arrangement is to go to work, which is rare, in view of Cui Wen's positive performance, the organization decided to assign a secretary to Cui Wen, temporary.

Now the secretary is staring at Cui Wen, which makes Cui Wen very uncomfortable. Finally, the big iceberg is gone, and here comes another small Xiaoice mountain.

"I said, Xiujing. OPPA is on business, don't you stare at me like that?"

"Call me Crystal, we don't know each other. ”

"Zheng Ermao, do you think I won't beat you. It's not familiar yet, which week, oppa doesn't give you pocket money. Little white-eyed wolf, you should recognize Yun'er as Ernie. You're the same. ”

"Yuna was originally my Ernie. ”

This is not good, the child has learned to talk back. Cui Wen put down the pen without ink, walked around the desk, and pulled Crystal's arm.

"Tell me, how did I offend you? ”

"Mr. Cui Wen, please let me go, men and women don't kiss. I'm an adult, not a child. ”

When Cui Wen heard this, he let go of the crystal arm and began to look around the crystal, well, a long-sleeved shirt with a miniskirt, with a standard Xiaoice mountain face. Not to mention, it's really a bit of a secretary's dress.

"What are you looking at? ”

"Hey~ can't talk nonsense, although I'm sorry Tiffany, I'm busy again. But I can swear I'm still as fond of Tiffany as I used to be. Tiffany and busy, I love both. How's that? It's so shameless. What can you do with me?"

Cui Wen doesn't plan to work either, how interesting it is to tease Crystal.

"Hmph~ No one wants to do anything to you. Shameless is shameless, ungrateful. I don't have the same knowledge as you. ”

"I said Ermao, you can say anything else, right, say I'm distracted, it's okay, what's the matter with being ungrateful?"

"You forgot that my sister peeled an apple for you, and forgot that my sister took care of you. I forgot that my sister runs every day for your business. It is not ungrateful. Hmph~"

This is wrong, the more Cui Wen thinks about it, the more wrong it becomes, peel apples, take care of me not because I saved you. I run every day because Jessica is ambitious, and I provide her with opportunities. Why is it all reversed now? Forget it, a little girl, I can't tell.

"Ermao, have you been hit on the head by the door recently, how can you talk nonsense? Peeling an apple is a blessing? Your sister hasn't cut it for you. ”

Cui Wen spoke, and pushed Crystal's shoulder with his hand very annoyingly. This made Crystal very angry, Cui Wen had such long arms, and he couldn't dodge.

"She never peeled for me, I peeled an apple for her every time. You pushed me again, fought with you, and deceived my sister's feelings. I'll fight with you. ”

Crystal plunged into Cui Wen's arms, he was confused, he didn't know how to fight, he used to hold each other's arms with Shirley and push them around. Oppa didn't scratch his arm.

"Are you cold?"

Cui Wen asked suddenly.

"Summer, what's cold? oppa, are you sick? ”

Crystal replied angrily.

"You're not cold, what are you doing in my arms? Isn't it hot? You're not afraid, I'm still afraid of prickly heat. Go go, little girl, while playing. ”

Cui Wen said as he pushed the crystal out of his arms.

"I don't, I don't, I don't go to play. I'm just going to stay here, what's the matter? Touch me again, I'm going to shout rude,"

Crystal clutched the front of Cui Wen's shirt. Cui Wen took a step back, and she followed suit.

"Ermao, you won. Tell me, who sent you here today, and what's your mission?"

"Nobody! I feel sorry for Da Mao myself, so I came by myself. ”

Cui Wen walked to the sofa and sat down, this kid had no tricks, and he couldn't sit in Cui Wen's arms, so he had to sit next to him.

"Crystal, what kind of friendship is the two of us, right, from the time you misunderstood me to the end when I sacrificed my life to save you, I have known each other for so long and experienced so much. Even if you have a little conscience, you will take a good look at oppa. You see, OPPA also gives you pocket money, and you yourself say that OPPA is good for you. ”

Xiao Jing looked at Cui Wen and nodded naturally, and there was no more.

"No, Crystal, I'm done, isn't it time for you to say it. For example, you are very moved, say what thanks, thanksgiving. Don't talk about repaying the gratitude, but also respect OPPA like a father and brother. Then OPPA asks you something, and you must know everything, and you must know everything. ”

"Then let's make a promise by example, it sounds like a lot of trouble. ”

Crystal replied coldly. It's as simple as if she's talking about having lunch.

"Make a promise? I'll let you make a promise. If you don't know how to learn well at a young age, you know how to learn these messes. What does Xiuyan do with you. ”

Cui Wen looked at the appearance of the little crystal and got angry, and the kid couldn't help but flipped the crystal angrily and slapped it on the buttocks a few times.

Crystal suddenly ran aside,

"Oh, oppa, how can you spank someone, I'm going to tell Ernie. ”

"It's okay, just a few of you skinned children, one counts as one, and if you are not honest, you will all be beaten, remember, if you do this again in the future, you will be beaten." ”

"You're not my brother-in-law, why don't you care about me, it's a big deal that you don't want your pocket money. ”

"You said, don't have pocket money. If your brother-in-law didn't let me see it, I would have beaten me too, what can you do to me?"

Cui Wen seized the key point and fought back. The appearance of the scoundrel made the eyes of the crystal qi red.

"You know how to bully me, oppa, you really hate it, what's wrong with Da Mao, not to mention Tiffany Ernie and Xu Xian Oni, Da Mao is not as good as Xue Xuan. Why do you like Xue Xuan's Beechcraft, you don't like Da Mao, you really hate it. ”

"Oh, still swearing? Xue Xuan? Which Xue Xuan. No matter. I can't clean you up today, you stare at me, go, I'll take you to your mother and tell her that you curse and swear. Come on. I don't clean you up, you see if I have a way. ”

Cui Wen walked out with the crystal in his arm, this time it's good, discipline the little crystal, what a good excuse. I don't have to work anymore, I heard that the Zheng family's spicy fried pork belly is delicious. Just right, you can also mix lunch meals.

Where did Crystal think that Cui Wen would be so shameless and skip class under the guise of educating her. Struggling left and right, he couldn't escape Cui Wen's arm, and tears of anger fell.

"Don't struggle, it's useless, honestly take the car home with me, I'll see if Auntie will teach you a lesson, by the way, do you still have pork belly at home?"

Cui Wen changed the arrest to hug, in case he was seen, it was easy to say, it was the same as kidnapping.

Xiao Jing still had tears on her face, and was stunned when she heard Cui Wen's words,

"Pork belly, what kind of pork belly? No, don't let your puppet mother make you pork belly to eat, you shameless guy. ”

"Okay, good! Another one, saying that Oppa is a guy. I'll remember it all for you. ”

Cui Wen happily walked to the parking lot with the little crystal in his pocket and pushed the crystal into the car. opened the navigation to go to the vegetable market first, and let Lao Qi carry half a fan of pork. Don't they all say that HG is popular to send this when they come to the door? and then give my aunt an ornament, this meal is not delicious. Spicy fried pork belly, I'm coming.

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The door opened, and my mother looked outside a little stunned, Crystal was grabbed by Cui Wen's arm with tears on her face, and a strong man behind her was carrying half a fan of pork.

Before Cui Wen could speak, Crystal broke free from Cui Wen's shackles and ran to his mother's arms to cry.

Mom shuddered and pointed at Cui Wen,

"You want to marry Crystal even with half a piece of pork?"

After speaking, he hammered the crystal a few times in annoyance, and said with a cry,

"You damn girl, what are you going to do, it's been a few months. ”