"That's not what you said, I'm just a little bit of a crush on the ghost, but that's nothing, an old woman of my age has already passed that impulsive age. Meng Po sighed and said.

"Isn't that what you say? I see that every time you secretly see a ghost, you will blush. I don't even know what's good about him, four eyes, two mouths!" said the mountain rabbit spirit fiercely.

"Don't say it, he wasn't like that when he was younger. I don't know much what happened to him afterwards, but I still remember the first time I met him, it was a peerless beauty!" said Meng Po self-absorbedly.

"Okay, okay, don't tell me your ghost story here, it sounds scary, it was so much a teenager ago, it was scary just thinking about it. Let's call that living person over and let's talk!" said the mountain rabbit spirit quickly.

Seeing the reluctant look of the mountain rabbit spirit, Meng Po had no choice but to nod, turned around and beckoned to Su Xian, and asked him to come over.

Su Xian walked over, looked at the mountain rabbit spirit, and said with a smile: "Little Lori, do you like me?" "Like you?" The mountain rabbit spirit was stunned for a moment: "I like you when I engage in yarn?"

"No," Su Xian hurriedly shook his head: "I mean, I think you're really cute, with a small round face, baby fat, a milky voice when you speak, and you're quite straightforward." ”

"Oh, I see, you like minors, don't you?" asked the mountain rabbit spirit. "Isn't it, you're still a minor? 8,000 years, my God, the minor's 8,000 years old, what about adults?" asked Su Xian with a surprised expression.

"I'm a minor, that's how we rabbit essences are calculated, if it's a real time, I will be twelve years old when converted to you humans, it's just that I drink Meng Po soup every day to increase my cultivation. The mountain rabbit essence said as a matter of course.

"Isn't that something that makes people forget their past and present lives?"

"If the tears in Meng Po's soup are bitter, then of course they have the function of making people forget their past and present lives, but if they are sweet, then they can increase their cultivation. The mountain rabbit spirit explained.

"Is there such a difference between bitter and sweet tears?" asked Su Xian. "That's naturally there, because the tears that people cry when they are sad are bitter, so the tears that come out of people crying when they are happy are naturally sweet!" said the mountain rabbit spirit.

"Then when is Meng Po sad and happy?" Su Xian then asked. "It's up to Meng Po and her old man herself, do you say, Meng Po?" the mountain rabbit spirit turned to look at Meng Po and smiled and winked at her.

Su Xian naturally didn't understand the meaning of the mountain rabbit spirit, but he just thought it was quite funny. Therefore, Su Xian volunteered to tell Meng Po a joke.

That is, once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, and there lived an old monk in the temple, and one day the old monk said to the little monk: "Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain..." It just loops indefinitely, and it can be repeated for a whole day.

Unexpectedly, after hearing many cycles, Meng Po still looked at Su Xian with a blank face, and Su Xian asked with some surprise: "Isn't this joke funny at all?" I have lived on this joke for the rest of my life. ”

"Oh my God, I don't even understand what you mean, Su Xian!

"Okay, shall I tell you another joke?" asked Su Xian. Meng Po nodded coldly, and then Su Xian started again.

Question: How many steps are there to put the elephant in the refrigerator? Meng Po said, "I don't know!" Wrong! Putting the elephant in the refrigerator is divided into three steps: first, you have to open the refrigerator door first, second, you have to put the elephant in again, and third, you finally close the refrigerator door!

Unexpectedly, Meng Po still looked at Su Xian blankly, as if Su Xian didn't say anything. At this time, the mountain rabbit spirit also stuck out his tongue at Su Xian and said, "You are really boring!"

"Don't worry, there is still this story," Su Xian immediately said: "Ask you about the animal meeting, which animal didn't go?"

The mountain rabbit spirit shook his head when he heard this, and Meng Po naturally shook his head too, who had never heard of this riddle. "Of course the elephant didn't go, the elephant was put in the refrigerator, and he didn't have time to go!"

The mountain rabbit spirit smiled a little embarrassedly, Meng Po still had a cold face, and said with some disappointment: "It seems that human feelings can no longer move me now, and I am beginning to be numb. ”

"Yes, Meng Po, you have too much work every day, and sometimes some couples are martyred, and their stories are old and tragic. The mountain rabbit spirit echoed.

"Then it stands to reason that you two will have a day off? There must be countless people coming and going on the bridge every day, right?" Su asked puzzled.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Meng Po actually laughed, Su Xian was stunned at the time, what the hell is going on? You didn't laugh at all when Lao Tzu thought about the joke for so long, but Lao Tzu asked a question, but you laughed happier than anyone else.

In fact, not only Meng Po began to laugh, but even the mountain rabbit spirit laughed along, and even laughed out of tears, but Meng Po didn't laugh out of tears, which is a pity.

"No, what's so funny about you guys?" asked Su Xian with a strange expression.

"This is just too funny, okay?" The mountain rabbit spirit glanced at Su Xian, and then said: "Then according to what you say, the two of us can directly replace it with two computers that will never crash." In fact, the main raw material of Meng Po soup is weak water, plus a drop of Meng Po's tears!"

"In other words, this is the same as a buffet, customers want to drink as much as they want, right?" Su Xian asked again.

At this time, Meng Po laughed again, and while laughing, she said: "Eat the buffet, my God, why are you so brainy? No, I'm going to shed tears!"

As he spoke, a tear really flowed from the corner of Meng Po's eye, almost out of instinct, the mountain rabbit spirit quickly took the tear in a bowl, and then drank it in front of Su Xian.

"Wait a minute!" Before Su Xian's words could be spoken, the mountain rabbit spirit had already drunk that tear, and then stuck out his tongue at Su Xian, and said proudly there: "See, the result of your scheming is still preempted by me!"

"No, old sister, you're too unreasonable, it's obviously Meng Po who I amused!" Su Xian said unwillingly.

"And who made you slow to react? If you react faster than I do, this tear is yours. The mountain rabbit spirit said very naturally.

Su Xian was a little angry like this, he said fiercely: "Okay, Lao Tzu won't leave, squatting by Meng Po's side all day long, attacking Meng Po every day, I don't believe it, I can't rob you little rabbit cub!"

"Hmph, who wouldn't say cruel things? I will too, but I dare to pack a ticket, without a month's effort, you can't even reach half of my speed!" the mountain rabbit spirit also said fiercely.

Su Xian said with a disdainful face: "That's not necessarily, you are a mountain rabbit spirit, some instincts may be more important, don't blame me for not reminding you, if you see any radish and cabbage or something, don't just turn your eyes red!"

"You are lewd, despicable, and shameless! Su Xian, you don't deserve to be a human being at all! Hmph. The mountain rabbit spirit said very nervously.