I smirk, I smirk!

Life is originally a play, so why care too much about grievances and grievances

Fame and fortune, what is it, life does not bring it, death does not bring it

The world is unpredictable, and there is no chance to reunite in this life and the next life

Love and hate, what things, the boat will go to the bridgehead naturally

And wave your sleeves, don't look back, it's time to drink and have fun

Although the daughter is so happy and hard to find, I have walked through all the avenues in a chic manner

I smirked and smirked

Laughing at the fact that Hongchen people are not old, I smiled proudly

smiled proudly again, seeking a lifetime of happiness

I smirked and smirked

Taking advantage of the wine as a song, I smiled proudly

smiled proudly again, seeking a lifetime of happiness

Don't think I'm going crazy, that's right, at this moment, I'm sitting in this sedan chair and singing, and the gongs and drums outside are also matching my singing, walking on the underworld of the underworld, not to mention that it's really a little different! Xiao Gu looked at me shaking Erlang's legs, poof! He laughed out loud and said to me, Xiaoyu, are you so excited to sit in a sedan chair?

I said to him, "I think this brother in the underworld is still the first living person to sit in a sedan chair and sing songs", what is this called? This is called "life is too short", and when you should have fun, you should have fun in time, why bother sex for those troubles!

Hey, Xiaoyu, you're really a fucking talent! Xiao Gu said to me with a look of adoration, why didn't I think of it......? After that, I went out like this!

Yes, life is too short! Since I met Xiao Gu when I was young, all the "everything" that has happened today seems to be the arrangement of fate, since suffering is also a day, happiness is also a day, why bother suffering yourself for those unhappy things!

I was originally a "simple ordinary person"! I just want to live an "ordinary life", marry a beloved woman as a daughter-in-law and have a child, my wife and children are hot on the kang, what do you want in life!

Later, when I was older, I thought about it for a long time! I realized that I may be a person with strong "self-healing power", which may have something to do with my character.

In the face of many hurdles, even if you can't get through, you have to live hard, life is not something you can bow your head to, and fate will not be rewritten because of any weak person! After all, as long as you live, there is hope!

When I was thinking about these "messy" things, the sedan chair stopped steadily, only to hear the black and white impermanence bull head and horse face all yin said: "The two bosses have arrived, please"!

With his invitation, Xiao Gu and I got off the sedan chair, uh-huh...... I looked around and let out an exclamation...... Is this the hell I used to be?

I saw that the houses in the underworld have all been renovated, and there are no longer those low houses, the brand-new big tiled houses are bright and bright, and the road is paved with no knowledge, "slippery and slippery" (the meaning of describing it is very clean and tidy) There are some cars and motorcycles galloping back and forth on the road!

Some yin ghosts are not wearing "tattered" Shanxi clothes or dresses, and those yin ghosts are politely greeting and greeting when they see Xiao Gu, lying on the grass...... Is this a ghost town in the underworld? I'm not in the wrong place, is I? Xiao Gu looked at me with a surprised expression and said to me, "What's the matter, how is Master Xiaoyuben's masterpiece okay?"

I looked at Xiao Gu who got carried away, and said to him for a long time that you are really fucking awesome, no wonder Lord Yama gave you such a big name, then again, which big guy is Lord Yama now? Is it Lord Bao Zheng Bao of the Song Dynasty who is doing it, or is Zhong Kui doing it?

Xiao Gu and the black and white impermanence ghosts looked at me and smiled at me and said, "You'll know when you see me!"

We didn't walk a few steps, and we came to a city gate, on the city gate, "hanging high in the capital city", "three gold lacquer characters" feelings I didn't look carefully when I came last time, and I don't know where I walked indiscriminately, at this moment I see this city of the capital looks so gloomy and majestic, then again, there are a total of 13 stations in the underworld, these 13 stations I have time to tell you about it today!

The first stop in the underworld, the Land Temple.

The deceased is called the living soul, and after the four major decompositions of the deceased's body, the carrier of the life information energy of the bearer is separated from the body after about 12 hours, which is the soul as we say. The soul will be in pain during the process of detachment, so it is best for the family not to touch his body in order to alleviate his pain.

There are land temples in every place, some of which are not visible to the naked eye of our people in the yang world, but it is real, and it gives me the same feeling as the yamen I saw on TV, with antique decoration, and a brown and red desk in the middle, with the local "household registration book", which records the local mountains and rivers, population, livestock, and the number of personnel. As the saying goes, one side of the water and soil supports one side of the people, one side of the land protects the other side, and the birth and death of a soul must pass through the local land temple.

Although the land is a lowly god, it is a well-known god, and everyone does not dare to collide. It is also an important messenger of communication between all walks of life in the world and the divine realm, from the transmission of expressions to the incineration of worshipping money, it is inseparable from the help of the father-in-law of the land.

When someone has reached the end of his life, the Yin soldier will take the soul card and the approval ticket to take the deceased soul to the land temple to clear customs, and the land father-in-law will open the local "household register" for verification, the deceased belongs to the local clan, and he is indeed dying, and one by one to verify that there is no religious belief, so he will stamp the local land seal on the approval ticket and pass through the underworld.

There are two passages on both sides of the Land Gonggong God Case, one is the main road directly to the Western Elysium, and the other is the Huangquan Road to the Netherworld. One pass is bright, the other is pitch black. The Yin soldiers pressed the ghosts and turned into the Yin Wind and stepped on the Huangquan Road.

The second stop in the underworld, Huangquan Road.

I often hear people say that Huangquan Road is not easy to walk, and there are no people old and old on Huangquan Road. Indeed it is. Looking up on Huangquan Road, you can't see the sun, moon and stars, looking down, you can't see the dust of the land, looking forward, you can't see Yangguan Road, looking back, you can't see relatives and friends.

Some people will ask, why didn't the family of the deceased use these tools to burn paper oxen, paper horses, and paper carts for the deceased?

The disciples of the regular hall understand even better, sometimes they buy people to grab their souls, and they all rob their souls on this Huangquan Road, because they have not yet entered the capital city, and everything is still going to turn around. In today's terms, Huangquan Road can be regarded as an accident-prone area. Now I think about the first time I walked Huangquan Road, my heart is still so nervous, so sour, thinking of the feelings of my deceased relatives when I walked Huangquan Road, but I can't see off my children and grandchildren with filial piety, and tears are in the corners of my eyes.

The road to Huangquan is rugged and bumpy, some souls from all walks of life cry and refuse to go, some are full of rhetoric to please the Yin soldiers, and some are confused and go straight all the way..... people's sense of survival is the strongest, but how many people can return their souls on this Huangquan Road? No matter how the soul begs, how to use all their resources to escape, they can't break free from the iron chain of death in the hands of the Yin soldiers, and go all the way back.

No matter how tired the soul is, the ghost will not let you rest and delay the trip, you must hurry out of this Huangquan Road as soon as possible, joke that there is no inn on Huangquan Road, no matter how much money there is in the Yangjian on Huangquan Road, it is also in vain, the destination is one place, the underworld --- the capital city.

The third stop in the underworld, Wangxiangtai.

Walked out of Huangquan Road and went to Wangxiangtai. As the old saying goes, once you arrive at Wangxiangtai, you can't come back to your hometown from afar. A stone platform is high, emitting bursts of dark light, sitting and lying on the road to turn around, you can look back on it, write three red characters to look at the hometown. When I walked to the Wangxiang Terrace, there was almost no possibility of resurrection, and the body of the yang world was almost at the time when the gold was put into the cabinet for burial.

This Wangxiang Terrace is the result of the "Guanyin Bodhisattva of Great Compassion in the South" who sympathizes with the true feelings of sentient beings who do not want to die and thinks about their relatives at home. Let the soul of the deceased stand on the lookout platform to take a last look at his hometown and his relatives. Standing on the lookout platform, you can see Yangshi's house, see relatives and friends, and see your dead body lying there.

People who have not experienced life and death do not understand this heart-rending pain, and advise you to be more tolerant and kind to your family and friends. Don't wait until the day when you regret it, it's too late. On this lookout platform, I don't know how many tears of sadness and remorse are carried!

The fourth station of the underworld, Vicious Dog Ridge.

After getting off the lookout platform and walking all the way, I suddenly heard a burst of dog barking, which became louder and louder, and the people who listened to it became more and more creepy. Knowledgeable friends should know that dogs and chickens are two very important mediums of communication between the yang and the underworld, the dog can see the soul of the underworld barking, and the golden rooster announces that the ghost must avoid the sunlight so as not to scatter the soul.

At the same time, careful observation friends can see that the old tooth dog will never sleep on the hot kang head, and the golden rooster will never sleep on its stomach. All living beings have their own laws and laws. I saw groups of vicious dogs, with fierce eyes, full of steel teeth, and fur as hard as steel wire, biting madly at all souls, and refusing to let go without tearing off their legs and feet.

All the souls tried their best, but they could not escape the iron mouth and steel teeth of this vicious dog, some were bitten off their legs, some were torn off their feet, some became one-armed, and some became severed hands. It is not so easy for people to change from souls to ghosts, and they also have to go through these three calamities and nine tribulations. It's not easy to be a person, and it's not so easy to become a ghost!

When the world's gold is put into the cabinet for burial, it is prepared for "the dry food and dog beating sticks earned by the corpse and the palm of the hand" in order to cross this vicious dog ridge. However, the birth year belongs to the dog, the dog lovers the dog and the dog loves the mountain, as if walking on the ground, all the way forward; the dog in the year of the birth is the dog harming the dog, killing the dog and eating the dog, and the person who passes through the evil dog ridge is afraid that the soul will be scattered!

The fifth station in the underworld, Jinji Mountain.

Jinji Peak, two ridges, straight peaks have to climb over little by little, for example, the image is to climb from the back of the chicken to the comb of the chicken, only to climb over this Jinji Mountain to reach the capital city.

This Vicious Dog Ridge and Jinji Mountain are the two levels that all souls must pass, and only after passing these two levels can they be qualified to serve as ghosts.

As soon as you enter Jinji Mountain, a group of roosters pounce on you, the iron beak and the vulture's mouth are as good as they are, and you have to blind the eyes of the soul at a time, and the wings of incitement make you unable to open your eyes, and the sharp claws are more like the soul hook in the hands of the big black master, a claw can make you open the flesh and skin, go deep into the internal organs, and don't scratch out your heart and liver.

You can think about what kind of pain it is like when you kill chickens in the world, and now that the soul is occupied in the flock, you must be able to understand what it feels like to be killed at this time.

Only then did I think of the world, when the corpse was buried, the disk on the chest of the corpse contained five grains and grains, which were also prepared for crossing Jinji Mountain. It can be seen that the rules left by our ancestors are all internal. Thinking about it from another angle, who would rather believe it than not believe it, who wants their deceased relatives and friends to let the chickens chatter.

The sixth station of the underworld, Wild Ghost Village.

Continuing forward, suddenly there was a sea of people, colorful flags fluttering, as if some party was being held, there were Yangge twisting, there were dragon and lion dances, and it was very lively. arrived at the sixth station of the underworld, the Wild Ghost Village.

In fact, on the surface, those lively scenes are all illusions, all of which are transformed by the souls who have passed the Vicious Dog Ridge and Jinji Mountain, and they can't move forward because of their incomplete limbs, so they have to stay and gather here, and wait for the sound spirits who are confused by the excitement to arrive, and take the opportunity to start, find new limbs and replace them on their bodies so that they can continue to go to the underworld.

I saw that those sound souls who were bewitched could not break free from these clutches at all, and there were bursts of painful wails, flesh and blood blurred, and heartbreaking. At this time, he saw that there were some sound souls in the lower realm who could pass the test unharmed, and he didn't know why, so he asked the boy, and the boy replied that it was all the relatives of the Yang world who burned the road in front of the dead 3 catties and 6 taels of paper money, and the sound spirit body took this road money to pass the customs smoothly. After that, you will know in your heart that money can make the ghost grind.

The seventh station of the underworld, the Temple of Ecstasy.

Continue forward, there is a pavilion in front, there is a deep well in the pavilion is bubbling out of the boiling spring, this is the seventh station of the underworld, the Hall of Lost Souls, after here, you will arrive at the capital of the underworld. Mortals must remember that when they go to the underworld, they must not meddle in things, look around, talk to others, and eat and drink indiscriminately, otherwise the immortal body will be damaged and it will be difficult to return to the yang.

The next pavilion is the Ecstasy Palace, and the spring water that comes out is the Ecstasy Water, and the souls who have passed the first few passes must drink this Ecstasy Water when they arrive here, so that they can speak the truth, truthfully report all kinds of crimes in the yang world, and wait for the interrogation of the Ten Palaces of the Yama King. At the same time, after drinking ecstasy water, even the next session of Daluo Immortal, it will be difficult to return to the sun. Only those who are at ease become ghosts, waiting to be released.

The eighth station of the underworld, the city of Xudu.

After walking out of the Hall of Lost Souls, he truly entered the eighth station of the underworld, the capital of the underworld. The city gate of the capital city gives me the feeling that it is an extremely ** administrative unit that needs to be looked at. It's so high and awe-inspiring. It's true that you can't see the stars, the sun and the moon when you look up, and you can't see the dust of the land when you look down. Entering the capital city, there are two gates inside, and between the second gate and the first gate, there are two lights floating high in the air, but they do not move. One is bright, the other is dim and dark.

The dark lamp walked down and entered the second door carved out of jade. As soon as you enter the two gates, you will see 10 city gates lined up side by side, one to ten halls of Hades at a time. The entrance of each hall is guarded by Yin soldiers. The Yin soldiers are not dressed in outright ancient costumes, but the uniforms worn on the upper body are ancient styles. The Yin soldiers of the Netherworld are also reincarnated and replaced. In modern times, many dead people can also serve as Yin soldiers and ghosts.

There are Yin soldiers guarding the door of each hall, some carefully check the approval tickets in the hands of the soul, and some check the height and size of the soul head. Each of them is an orderly work, not inferior to the administrative departments of the world, and there are no more than that, and the ghosts here are all in public law, clear as water and as clear as a mirror. The ghosts who arrived here also knew in their hearts that they had died, and they had settled down a lot, and they lined up in order to wait for the judgment of the Hades of each hall.

The ninth station of the underworld, the eighteenth layer of hell.

People who believe in Buddhism, study Buddhism, and worship Buddha all know that the Buddhist scriptures talk about the eighteen layers of hell, and the eighteen layers of hell I saw through the yin are exactly the same as those described in the Buddhist scriptures, the only difference is that the punishments on each hell are more severe than the description, to be real, that painful feeling, the miserable scene can only be experienced by those who have seen it with their own eyes.

The eighteenth layer of hell is a separate city gate, which is not in the arrangement of the ten halls of Hades, and has a separate one of its own. However, the ten halls of Hades and the eighteen layers of hell are all connected. All the souls began to interrogate from a hall, and the punishment tools such as the mirror of the world, the red iron pillar, and the grinding platform mentioned in the Buddhist scriptures are real, and the Yin soldiers in charge of these torture tools are really blue-faced fangs, and they are scared half to death before they get to the torture tools.

After the average soul passes the review of the first hall, the time of the three rooms of the Yang World should also be the first seven of the dead. At this time, the king of Hades will issue a new batch of votes and hand them over to the Yin soldiers, and all souls will bring the seven souls of the lock to the immortals, and carry out the first seven anti-yang for the ghosts, and visit relatives and friends. If there is a ghost who delays the hour and refuses to return to the underworld, then the immortal lock will begin to detain the soul of the soul and perform the great method of destroying the soul, so that the soul that refuses to return to the underworld will not even be qualified to be a ghost.

After the first seven days, he returned to the underworld to continue his interrogation. One hall after another, one hall after another, those who have grievances must return your innocence, and those who give bribes and gifts and do evil things must be severely punished. Each hall is hung high as a mirror, and the people are the masters, where the wicked and the good will get the results they deserve. At the same time, the often said Vain Death City, Yin Spirit City, and so on are all cities within cities of the eighteen hells. As long as there are people who commit such crimes, no one can escape.

Here I will mainly introduce a hellish punishment, the pool of blood. Because of this bloody pool of hell, the evil retribution to be punished is really more and more closely related to the current era of the end of the law.

Friends who understand the five elements of yin and yang, Qimen Dunjia, or friends who have read the yellow calendar can find that in this part of the day, they will see the auspicious day for bathing. In ancient times, there was also a time limit for bathing, and even haircuts, washing clothes, and going out of the palace and toilets were all said.

This blood pool hell is talking about the irrational use of water resources, the waste of water resources, especially the female friends who casually wash the dirty blood of menstruation regardless of fasting days, and dump sewage indiscriminately before and after childbirth to collide with the local gods, all of which are punished by this blood pool hell. You have to drink the sewage that you have squandered in the sun before you can be reincarnated.