Back in the hall, Huang Daoqian instructed Xiao Dao: "You will have a marriage in a few days, and you have to live in the ancestral house for a while, you have to go early tomorrow to help the third uncle." ”

Huang Xianli said: "I'm afraid that it will be more than five years for our unit to be divided into houses, and in the future, I may live in the same yard with my grandfather, third uncle, and fifth uncle, and the family should help each other."

I've wanted to go to the third uncle's house to help for a long time, isn't it because you won't let me!"

If he had already said it, he would have been able to work as an electrician for a second time, and his family would have saved money for an electrician to receive electricity. ”

Huang Xianli was speechless, "Alas!" sighed and stopped talking.

Erxiao Huang Xiancheng said: "I don't know if the electricity at the third uncle's house has been connected, I'll go early tomorrow and bring my kit." ”

Huang Daoqian said: "No, you didn't listen to your third uncle's showmanship! The store has already installed two ceiling fans and six fluorescent lamps, and asked me why I didn't install one fluorescent lamp."

You go and call your second sister and second brother-in-law early tomorrow morning, remember, let them not go empty-handed, and buy some cannons. ”

"I'll go tomorrow morning, Dad, it's time for me to install a fluorescent lamp, it's dark and rumbling ...... in the house."

Huang Daoqian interrupted impatiently: "Don't learn from your third uncle, you have no money and are 'poor', stabilize the point." Don't you need money for fluorescent lamps or electricity?"

Huang Xiancheng said: "Where is the money for installing fluorescent lamps in our family?"

"Shut up, I'm going to do something soon, how much does it cost? Don't you have a lot of money, take a few hundred for your family!"

"I, I, I've just passed my apprenticeship, and I pay for food for my family every month, and you must have a count of how much money you have!"

This is the big truth, Er Xiao and Huang Daoqian both work in the hydraulic components factory, and Huang Daoqian certainly knows how much money he gets every month.

He said "hum!" loudly, and the atmosphere in the house was suffocating.

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On the way home, Huang Han said: "Dad, is it interesting to talk in front of your uncle? You have to do great things, never compare with him!"

"Can you kid talk well, beware of me hitting you!"

"Well, I don't squeak!"

"Haha, let's talk about something!

"I know you're proud!"

"Yes, I only have one son, you, but you are better than all three of my uncle's family!"

"It's not that I'm strong, it's that they're too weak!"

"Why does this sound uncomfortable, why do I have the urge to hit you after hearing it?"

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"Why don't you speak?"

"I'm afraid of being beaten!"

"Hehe, you talk well, don't be old-fashioned, I promise not to beat you!"

"I don't believe it, the misfortune comes from the mouth, I decided to cherish the words like gold!"

Huang Daozhou was choked again, and laughed at himself: "I, I, I'm not angry, hahaha......"

The original trajectory, Huang Han was a little precocious, and after working at the age of sixteen, he gradually replaced the position of the head of the Huang Daozhou family who was sick and retired.

Huang Daozhou is different from the rigid Huang Daoqian, who knows how to let go and respect the opinions of his children, so Huang Han's family is thriving.

July 28th is a good day for the opening of the "Actually Made Hotel".

Huang Han still planned to go to the piano classroom on time at half past six to practice, and he was ready to rush to the store with Cheng Wenge and Qian Aiguo before half past nine.

Cheng Wenge's family and Qian Aiguo's family agreed to come to the banquet, and Huang Han told them that they would stay in the store at noon and afternoon for the next few days.

People in Sanshui County have the custom of making steamed buns and steamed buns before the Chinese New Year, and the hot atmosphere permeates the streets and alleys, setting off that the New Year is getting closer and closer.

Unfortunately, after the nineties, the taste of this year became weaker and weaker, and fireworks began to be banned in the first two years, and the Spring Festival Gala in the Chinese New Year's Eve became less and less attractive.

Early in the morning of the Spring Festival, I couldn't smell the unique smell of gunsmoke left by fireworks and firecrackers, and I always felt tasteless......

Although Huang Daozhou's family is poor, under the control of Zhang Fangfen, who can live, life has a sense of ritual.

Under normal circumstances, on the twenty-seventh or twenty-eighth day of the lunar month, the family has to make steamed buns, and the meat buns are too high-end, and Huang Daozhou's family has never done it.

People in Sanshui County are mainly eating rice, not every housewife will steam steamed buns, this is a technical job, if the dough is not good, steamed buns can not be made at all.

Huang Daowu and Fang Guilan will master the degree of dough fermentation, so they are both two families together.

Every day when he goes to make steamed buns at home, Huang Han will eat it, and the next day it is always "burp".

The reason is very simple: children know how to control the delicious food that they usually can't eat at all? The result of overeating is to hurt their stomachs.

Huang Daowu and Fang Guilan helped make noodles a few days ago, and they came to help make steamed buns and buns at four o'clock this morning.

Before six o'clock in the morning, Huang Han brought Cheng Wenge and Qian Aiguo, who had told him not to eat breakfast yesterday, to the store.

Huang Daozhou, Zhang Fangfen, and Huang Xin went to buy vegetables, and they had been there for half an hour.

There were a lot of vegetables to buy, Huang Daozhou wrote half a piece of paper, and he also rode the tricycle that Huang Han borrowed yesterday.

As soon as Huang Daowu saw Huang Han, he greeted happily: "Huang Han, try the steamed buns filled with freshly shredded radish, and there will be meat buns later." Are you going to kill eight or ten today?"

Fang Guilan said with a smile: "On the day of steaming steamed buns last year, Huang Han ate a total of twelve!"

Huang Han looked embarrassed, he ate more than a dozen steamed buns on the twenty-eighth day of the lunar month last year, and he ate it too much, also because his mother didn't cook on the day he made steamed buns, and the family was full of steamed buns!

He teased him: "Fifth uncle, fifth aunt, you must not talk about my previous troubles in the future, when you see others, I will talk about me, you have to say:

Huang Han's kid was clever, and one day his neighbor's friend fell into the water tank, so he didn't smash the tank stupidly. ”

Everyone is familiar with this story, and they all say that the protagonist of the story is smart, how did it change in Huang Han's mouth?

Huang Daowu was surprised and asked, "What are you going to do if you don't smash the cylinder?"

"If you smash the big water tank at home, will you be beaten to death by your father? Wouldn't it save a life and lose a life?"

"Nonsense! It's certain to be beaten, you won't be killed, and your father will definitely be embarrassed to beat you in order to save people and smash the cylinder!"

"Sister Xiu'er, don't be stunned, let's go down three bowls of fish soup knife noodles, fifth uncle, let's have a steamed bun for one of us first!"

"Don't be in a hurry to eat yet, you haven't said how to save people if you don't smash the cylinder?"

"Isn't it okay to throw a piece of bamboo?"

Cheng Wenge asked, "What if there is no bamboo there?"

"Didn't you see the bamboo forest on the comic strip?"

"Huh!

Qian Aiguo said: "It's possible that the water tank is too high, and children can't reach it at all!"

"Then why did that little kid fall into the tank? Everyone who flew in could fall in, can't he put a bamboo in it and save people?"

"Hmmm! That makes sense! There is a bamboo pull, as long as the nostrils are above the water, you will definitely not drown. ”

Huang Daowu, who brought the steamed buns, also felt a little confused, and said: "Yes, plugging the bamboo jar can indeed prevent the children who fall into the jar from drowning! Why smash the jar?"

"Stupid! It should be that people can afford to pay for it because their families have money! We are poor, how can we save people like that?"

"Hahaha......" Chengwenge, Qian Aiguo, Xiu'er, Yu'er, including the fifth uncle and the fifth aunt, all laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt!

"Hey, hey, laughing to death, haha......" Qian Aiguo said: "Big brother, you should be telling a joke, right? ”

Huang Han smiled secretly, the ancient idiom stories are full of loopholes, such as what chisels the wall to borrow light, lying on the ice to take carp, etc., can not be scrutinized at all, so you can only read it without brains.

Who has the ability to dig an ice hole in the frozen river by relying on body heat? Is he stupid, why not bring a hammer and a chisel to smash out an ice hole to fish?

Cheng Wenge's brain was a little dead, Huang Han was worried that he was thinking nonsense, and said, "It was all nonsense just now, don't think about it!"

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