48. I want to go up a tree

For several days in a row, Zhang Si paid attention to the news of "Unlucky Bear" on the Internet.

The summary is, after two tosses, it is gone.

A cartoon without any celebrities participating in it, it is too difficult to keep the news hot.

But by accident, I saw an advertorial advertisement for a bank's "business loan".

That's right, that's what he once wrote.

According to Luo Ming, this advertorial was put on major forums on the Internet, relying on the self-dissemination of netizens, and the effect was not bad, and there were many people who scolded it.

Zhang Si logged in to a commonly used forum, indeed, there are many people who scold.

"A vulgar man stains a good love with the stench of copper. ”

Zhang Siquan didn't see it, closed the forum, and scolding was also an achievement.

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The "Unlucky Bear" project is in full swing, the project team has to hold a short meeting every morning, each team reports the progress of the work, Zhang Si takes the screenwriter team to write the script in full swing, and the progress is very smooth, it took three days to write half of it.

The script of "Unlucky Bear" is relatively easy to write, each episode is no more than 3 minutes, the story is independent, and if you can make up jokes, you will get twice the result with half the effort.

Zhang Si's career is officially on the right track and has begun to improve.

Aunt Huang heard that he had done a big project, so she specially cooked a sumptuous dinner to celebrate him.

After getting off work, Zhang Si bought some inexpensive gifts at the mall and came to Aunt Huang's house at night.

Uncle Huang was playing chess with Huang Berryberry, Huang Berry knocked the chess pieces on the wooden map, and the momentum was very strong, and Uncle Huang, who was sitting opposite him, lowered his head and pondered.

From this, it can be seen who is better and who is inferior in the situation.

"Zhang Si is here, come on, come on, I'll pour you a cup of tea. ”

Uncle Huang hurriedly got up, and Huangberry grabbed him, and said with great momentum: "Finish this game first!"

Uncle Huang educated her: "Zhang Si is here." ”

Huangberry beckoned to Zhang Si: "Come here, come here, he's not someone else, Zhang Si, treat this place as your home, do whatever you want, don't be restrained." ”

Immediately, he said to Uncle Huang: "Don't think about slipping away, or you admit defeat, settle the money you lost earlier." ”

The two of them quarreled and yelled, and almost hurt the father-daughter relationship for 1,000 yuan.

Aunt Huang, who was cooking, came out of the kitchen, holding a shovel in her hand, and scolded: "Isn't it boring, come in and wash the vegetables for me!"

"Dad, you go. ”

Huangberry asked Uncle Huang to go.

Uncle Huang didn't go, and the reason was very good.

"I'm sweating from being killed, take it easy, you go. ”

Indeed, it makes sense.

"If you don't give money if you lose, then go and help our mother cook. Yellowberry said.

It's also very reasonable, if you don't give money, you can help, it makes sense.

"Our mother?"

Uncle Huang was furious.

Yellowberry hurriedly avoided it.

"My mom, my mom, hehehe. ”

Neither of the two refused to go to the kitchen to help, Zhang sighed when he saw this, rolled up his sleeves and entered the kitchen, and just arrived at the door, there was a loud roar from inside: "Where are the people!"

Immediately afterwards, I saw Aunt Huang waving a shovel out, which startled Zhang Si, and the oily shovel almost stuck to his face, reminiscent of ancient torture, and the red-hot iron was pressed on his face to tattoo words.

Aunt Huang was embarrassed for a while, and her serious face quickly changed to a smile, allowing herself to turn back into the amiable Huang Yuanchang.

"Zhang sigh, you go and sit, you don't need your help here, Lao Huang, come here. ”

Uncle Huang: "What are you doing?"

"Wash the vegetables!" Nong said what to do! Come or not?!!!

Uncle Huang saw that his wife was going to be mad, so he didn't dare to say no, he turned his face with his daughter, and then he turned his face with his wife, and this family had no place to stand.

"Come, come, come. ”

Yellowberry said to his back: "You owe me 1,000 yuan, and you can keep it on the account." ”

Uncle Huang muttered a word of unfilial piety, shook his head and sighed, there are two women in the family, and his status is getting worse.

"Is Zhang sighing?"

Yellowberry Berry made the idea of sighing.

"Chess?"

"yes, it's very simple, right?

"Yes. Zhang sighed and said.

Huang Berry immediately smiled and asked him to sit quickly, and set up the chess pieces diligently, without any need to sigh and move.

"The one who comes is a guest, let you go first. Yellowberry said.

Zhang Si was not polite, and left a pawn first.

"One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization. ”

Yellowberry berry: →_→

She abruptly got up and left.

"Wait a minute, I'll go to the toilet first. ”

When he came back from going to the toilet, Berry Pretended to be unintentional and said, "It's more interesting to make some bets, 100 a game, how about it?" I heard that you won a big project, you can't afford to lose, right?"

Having said so, how could Zhang Si refuse and happily agreed.

Two minutes later, Zhang sighed and failed.

This is not scientific, Zhang sighed and was stunned, although he is not particularly strong in chess, but it is not bad, but ...... This lost too quickly.

Salt the wound of the yellow berry: "My dad's worst game lasted for more than three minutes, you ......"

Zhang Si looked at the round face of the yellow berry berry and found that after she came home from a business trip, her face was a little rounder, and she must have gained weight.

From this round face, he recalled some memories of the past that he had precipitated in his mind, and the biggest specialty of this girl in front of him was not to eat, but to play chess!

I remember that when she was a child, she participated in a special training class, and she was invincible in elementary school, junior high school, and high school.

Thinking about this, Zhang Si no longer doubted himself, regained his confidence, happily took out his wallet, and slapped a hundred-yuan bill on the table, just like the yellow berry just commanded his army, full of momentum.

Yellowberry said with a smile: "So refreshing? In this way, you take it first, maybe you will win the next game." ”

Uncle Huang happened to come out with the dish, and saw that the yellow berry berry had harmed him, and he was scourging Zhang Si again, exposing the sinister intentions of the yellow berry berry: "Zhang Si, don't be fooled, this woman fooled me like this, and I lost 10 games unknowingly." ”

Huang Berry was furious: "What did I fool you??!!! did I fool you and lose? Isn't it inferior to others? They are all adults and don't have their own independent judgments?"

Uncle Huang was speechless, and silently went back to the kitchen to continue to work as a helper, or was it more suitable for him.

"Zhang, let's come again. ”

Zhang Si was already wary.

"No, no, I'm not your opponent, so I'm not playing. ”

Zhang Si said that he would not serve on the table anymore, losing money was a small matter, mainly to hit confidence, knowing that he would lose, but he still made up his strength, and he had no masochistic tendencies.

Fortunately, dinner was ready, everyone washed their hands and ate, and listened to Zhang Si introduce the "Unlucky Bear" project.

Aunt Huang was happy for him, she was in a good mood, and kept serving him vegetables.

After dinner, the burden of washing the dishes fell on the yellow berries and berries that were proud of the spring breeze.

Aunt Huang and Zhang sighed back to the school park, and when Uncle Huang saw this, he was worried about being oppressed at home, so he also went to the village, leaving only the yellow berry berry sigh.

When I arrived at the school park, when I passed the yard, Zhang Si suddenly stopped, and asked Aunt Huang to go back first, and he went to the yard for a walk.

Seeing Aunt Huang leave, Zhang sighed and walked around under a row of plane trees by the wall, and said to the dim corner: "Come out, I have seen you." ”

The acquaintance in the tree was babbling, the little insect in the corner was humming, and the air was quiet for two or three seconds, and a small milk sound sounded.

"Which one do you see?"

A mouthful of Trump is really a test of Zhang Si's IQ.

"I saw you, Bai Chunhua child, what are you trying to do when you sneak out again?"

"Goose Goose Goose~~~"

Xiaobai laughed like a goose, came out from under the plane tree, and asked curiously, "Uncle, how do you know that I am here?"

"What are you doing here?"

Xiaobai raised his head, looked at the big mulberry tree beside him, and said hopefully, "I want to go up the tree." ”

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