Chapter 130: Fighting wit, I have to go to my fiancée
"Master, have they really prepared wine and food to entertain us?" Xiao Changsheng looked at the closed vermilion lacquer door, still not believing that Guo Yi had the ability to predict the future.
Guo Yi patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Others have worked hard to bring our master and apprentice here, why did you say you didn't invite us to dinner?"
Guo Yi looked at the majestic mansion, and wondered what was the purpose of this storyteller to bring him here?
"Squeak!"
The heavy vermilion lacquer door was slowly opened, and a small guy poked his head out, and saw Guo Yi and the two standing outside the door, his face suddenly showed joy, and he hurriedly walked out of the mansion and greeted him with a smile: "My husband has invited two distinguished guests, and the house has prepared good wine and food, and Mr. and Miss have been waiting for a long time." ”
"Miss?" Guo Yi touched his nose, sniffed lightly in the air, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it smells like a woman, and she is a beautiful woman."
Guo Yi flicked his sleeves, put his hands behind his back and walked towards the house.
"What does a woman smell like?" Xiao Changsheng also sniffed his nose in the air but didn't smell anything, at this time Guo Yi had already walked into the door, he hurriedly chased after him and asked, "Master, what is the smell of a woman?"
"You'll know what it tastes like when you get in, haha. ”
Guo Yi helped the wind to pass, and was soon led by the little maid to a flower garden with a fence, the grass full of purple leaves in this garden could not even see the shadow of the flowers, but it could smell a smell more fragrant than the sea of flowers.
"This is the taste of women?" Xiao Changsheng asked in a whisper behind Guo Yi.
Guo Yi shook his head and said with a smile: "This is just the smell of a woman's outside, the real smell of a woman is emanating from her body, this smell can't be smelled, but it is the most tempting." ”
"Master really deserves to be a master in the Merry Field. Xiao Changsheng thought that Guo Yi was teaching him and teaching him the Merry Method.
After crossing the small bridge and flowing water, a small courtyard appeared in front of me, nine ancient sycamore trees grew straight on the edge of the courtyard, and nine five-foot red luans nested and rested on the ancient sycamore trees.
A row of cyan hedges enclosed the entire courtyard, and a faint trace of runes fluttered on the hedge, like notes arranged on a ukulele.
There were two people sitting at the stone table outside the simple thatched hut, one of them was the old man who told the story on the overpass, and the one opposite him was with his back on his back, Guo Yi could only see a graceful and weak back, which could be judged that this was a woman, and she was not very old.
"Sure enough, there are women, Master, you are so powerful. Xiao Changsheng admired Guo Yi even more.
"What a fart, don't look at this woman, otherwise you will plant demons in your heart. Guo Yi had already guessed the identity of this woman.
Xiao Changsheng said puzzledly: "Is there a woman in the world who can plant a demon at a glance?"
"Yes, and there are three, don't say it's you, even the ancient Buddha will break the Buddha's heart after a glance. ”
On that day, the ancient Buddha of Jiaye broke the Buddha's heart because of a glance at Liu Yanran, and in the end, it was the relics that helped him repair the Buddha's heart.
Every thing is developed to the extreme is a murderous weapon, just like gentle water, if the flow speed is extremely fast, it can become a murderous water knife; a gentle breeze, if the wind speed is extremely fast, it can also become a murderous wind blade; the same is true of a woman's beauty, if it is extremely beautiful, it will become a murderous weapon, and those who are not cultivated enough will look at her, the light one will win the devil, and the heavy one will die on the spot.
Guo Yi had seen Liu Yanran's true face, but at that time, Liu Yanran used her superb cultivation to forcibly ease her face, so that Guo Yi could face her squarely.
But Bai Xi'er's cultivation is far from being able to control her beauty, so she almost stays alone in the Lingxiao Palace, and rarely comes out, and today is definitely an exception.
Xiao Changsheng was taken aback when he heard Guo Yi's words, and when he looked up, he saw that the storyteller had his eyes closed, and his heart was even more shocked, and he hurriedly tore off two pieces of white cloth from his robe, one of which was handed to Guo Yi, and the other was already blindfolded on his eyes.
"Why are you so scared?" Guo Yi smiled faintly and returned the strip of cloth to him.
Guo Yi's eyes rose two clouds of spiritual light, one was golden, the other was red, and the vision was completely closed, for the sake of safety, he expanded his spiritual sense to the extreme, as long as the other party showed a trace of murderous aura, he could immediately take countermeasures, after all, the heart of defense is indispensable.
"Spiritual flowers fell from the sky, and the birds cried, and the old man said that there would be a distinguished guest coming to the door today, as I expected, haha!" Mr. Chiba shook the leaf fan in his hand, and then a faint breeze was born in the entire garden.
The comfrey trembles, the breeze is warm, there are spiritual flowers floating on it, and there are fairy fragrant beauties below, which is really beautiful like a picture scroll, and the picture scrolls into the scene.
The leaf fan in Mr. Chiba's hand is woven from a thousand comfrey plants, and every time the comfrey on the ground is moved, it will be followed by a ripple, and when the first wave is about to swing back, the second wave of fan wind has been connected, and so on, after nine waves, the wind in the courtyard is getting stronger and stronger, like a strong wind.
When Mr. Chiba fanned out the eighteenth leaf fan, the entire mansion seemed to be caught in a storm, and the torn air could actually break the spiritual sense.
Although the wind was like a song outside, the surroundings of the stone table were as calm as water, and the slightest wind could not be felt.
"Sir is really a master who does not show his face, and with a light eighteen swords, he has cut off the spiritual consciousness of all those in the city who want to eavesdrop on our conversation, and has also cut off the heavenly opportunities here, so that no matter how powerful people are, they will not be able to know what is happening here. It's really a good fan, a good means, and a good cultivation. ”
Guo Yi praised three times in a row, and then sat down very unceremoniously at the stone table, sitting in the middle of Mr. Chiba and Bai Xi'er.
As for Xiao Changsheng, he was frightened by Bai Xi'er's beauty, and retreated far away at this time, as if he was hiding from a fierce beast.
"The trick that the old man used just now is 'Fuyao Eighteen Stacks', each stack can double the power, and after the eighteen stacks, it will increase by more than a million times, even if it is just a light fan, after superimposing a million times, the power can also be overwhelming, moving stars and burying the moon. If the little brother is interested, the old man can pass on this technique to you. Mr. Chiba smiled.
Guo Yi didn't pay any attention to Mr. Chiba, and didn't seem to be interested in such magic techniques, but more interested in the dishes on the table.
On the stone table were fine spirit wine, and eighteen dishes with glittering spiritual light, all of which were made of rare materials, each of which was worth more than a hundred spirit fruits.
Guo Yi lifted the bronze wine jug on the table, poured it into his mouth, and then picked up a dragon whisker on the table with a big grin and gnawed it.
"Determined, good. Mr. Chiba nodded.
Mr. Chiba is not in a hurry, Guo Yi is not in a hurry, but Bai Xi'er is more anxious than anyone else, but she is still silent and does not show the anxiety in her heart.
These three people are competing, whoever speaks first will lose the initiative, Guo Yi understands this truth, so after he came, he just ate and drank, without mentioning the purpose of coming here, nor why he came here.
Although Guo Yi didn't mention it, Mr. Chiba wanted to force him to speak first.
"Little brother, I don't know why you are visiting me in Beppu?" said Mr. Chiba with a smile.
Originally, Mr. Chiba deliberately led Guo Yi here, but at this time, he wanted to ask this question rhetorically, wanting to take the initiative.
Guo Yi pretended to be stupid, put the half-gnawed dragon whisker in his hand back on the plate, and said, "Didn't you invite me to dinner late?
Mr. Chiba didn't expect Guo Yi to ask back, at this time he answered yes or no, and it was not good to answer no.
If he answered yes, he would be completely useless with Guo Yi's army, and it would make him lose the initiative to talk. If he answered no, then Guo Yi would immediately slap his ass and leave, and it would not be the ending he wanted to see.
Mr. Chiba took him into an army, and Guo Yi came back.
Although Guo Yi made this move ruthlessly, but remember that he was facing Mr. Chiba, the first wise man in the Gu Xuan Domain, his little cleverness was a child's play in front of Mr. Chiba, unless it was his fiancée Su E who came, maybe he could start a close battle of wits with Mr. Chiba.
When Mr. Chiba saw that Guo Yi actually used this trick of pretending to be stupid, he immediately put away the smile on his face, he was furious, slapped the wine and food on the stone table to the ground, and scolded: "Where did you come from, wild boy? Dare to come to my house to eat and drink for nothing, who invited you to dinner? This table of good dishes is my banquet for distinguished guests, all of them have been ruined by you, give me money now, if you don't lose money, the old man will break his legs today, hum!"
"Damn, this old guy is a scoundrel better than I am. Guo Yi scolded in his heart and said, "This wine and food can be worth a few dollars, I still don't believe I can't afford to lose it." ”
"This wine and food is simply a city, I want you to compensate me with a complete world first formation family, otherwise I will break your legs today, and then hang you to the Holy Gate Tower. Mr. Chiba was like a hooligan ruffian, and said with a smile: "Boy, this is the end of eating and drinking for nothing." ”
"Damn, old guy, you're too unkind, a table of wine and food is at most a thousand spirit fruits, you actually want to exchange it for an ancient immortal cultivator family? Do you want to rob it?" Guo Yi was really afraid that if he didn't agree, he would break his legs.
"Lao Tzu is robbery, what can you do to me?" Mr. Chiba has always been famous for his cultivation in the world of cultivating immortals, who would have thought that he would also play a scoundrel to Guo Yi, a little scoundrel.
"If you don't give me a world's No. 1 formation family, I'm in a hurry, and I'll really break your legs today. Mr. Chiba pulled out a large iron rod from behind his buttocks, and threatened with angry eyes.
At this moment, the wind in the entire mansion suddenly trembled, and a portal opened from the wind, and a small boat flew out of the door, and a woman's voice came from the boat: "Isn't it just a Bai family! I'll give it to you, but it depends on whether you have the ability to take it from me." Mr. Chiba, the first wise man of the Gu Xuan Domain, the little woman has long wanted to meet you!"