Taking the elevator to the seventh floor, she went straight to the deputy director's office and knocked on the door.

The deputy director, who was looking for documents in the cabinet, didn't look up after saying goodbye, and only asked what was the matter when he heard footsteps.

"Deputy Director. ”

As soon as the voice came out, the person behind the desk lifted his eyelids and glanced at her, lowered his head to look for the document again, and asked lightly, "What's the matter?"

She was stubborn in her heart: "Is the data between me and Li Lixing real?"

"Can there be a fake?" he found the document, and he pulled it out on the table, and his tone was slightly dignified.

"Actually, why do you bother to do this set of superficial skills, and directly select someone to her, what can I complain about?" Shi Yi's voice was full of mockery, to himself.

The copy in his hand was the confirmation of the candidate, and the action of signing did not stop, but his tone was a little stern: "What kind of attitude do you have? What kind of nonsense are you talking about?"

"You have to go through a set of procedures, I understand that I don't have to go to the expatriate activities, but are you used to using me as a gunman?"

The deputy director's face sank, and he put down his pen and looked at her.

"The data that comes out is obvious to all, Shi Tan, you have always been dedicated and sensible, how can you hold on to such a dispensable thing. ”

"If that's what you want to go, isn't it satisfying that the next event will let you participate?"

"Do you really think I'm a fool?" she just stood upright at her desk and looked at him, bound to get an answer.

She stared at him, he looked at her, the two of them were in a stalemate for a long time, and the deputy director was helpless and annoyed: "The data is not fake. ”

Twisting the bridge of his nose impatiently: "You two have changed their names." ”

She asked indifferently and sarcastically, "Is it Li Lixing's father?"

"Go down, no matter how much you make a fuss about this, you can't change the outcome. He didn't answer directly.

"I've let her twice. She said in a sad tone: "It's true that this show cultivated me, but I also supported it back then!"

"As soon as she came in, you just notified me, and you gave her my time slot, and when there was an accident in the live broadcast, you pushed me out to the top, and used my reputation to endorse her. ”

The deputy director gritted his mandible teeth with a grim face.

"If you have the power, you can run rampant in this world, right?"

"What are you like now?"

"Don't forget that you still have a live broadcast at night, go down and adjust my mood. ”

She had already gotten the answer, but she couldn't get the fairness that deserved.

Pursing his lips, no more futile work, Shi Yi turned and walked out of the office.

Looking at the other party's stubborn back, the person behind him shook his head lightly and sighed.

After getting off the elevator, she walked through the hallway, and before she entered the office, the laughter was already coming out densely.

"The snacks in this shop are very expensive!"

"I can't say what it tastes like. ”

"Sister Li Xing, you are busy inviting us to eat before we get this bonus, if we take the bonus, will we still have a big meal?"

"If you really get the bonus, you can choose what you eat. ”

"Na na, everyone here listens, don't be a debt when the time comes. ”

Her footsteps stopped, and through the translucent glass, she could vaguely see the smile on every face.

Standing there in silence for a long time, she moved her toes sluggishly, spun around, and chose not to disturb the crowd.

She knew very well that as long as she stepped in, the joy and joy there would be lost because of her!

What is she going to do?

There were still 4 hours before the live broadcast, she went downstairs, got out of the TV station, only held a mobile phone in her hand, sat down at the first dessert shop she passed by, and ordered a durian mille-feuille, a ginger milk, and a toast.

Everything was sweet, and when she had eaten this, she went to eat another one until she was so sweet that she was greasy.

Criminal Police Brigade

The police car and the investigation car drove into the compound together, and the people who got out of the car were like hens laying eggs, one after another, and one after another, endlessly.

The members of the investigation team and the criminal investigation team walked towards their own buildings, and Team Mo shouted without looking back: "The meeting starts at 8 o'clock in the evening, whoever is late for breakfast tomorrow will be him." ”

Everyone laughed, and the colleagues in the back followed the criminals into the building.

The prisoner was successfully arrested, everyone was identified from the scene of the crime, and the investigation team also extracted the evidence hidden by the prisoner.

The trace inspection and physical and chemical inspectors each entered their own analysis room, Xie Song and Jingming went to the air shower room, and after the whole body was disinfected, they also locked themselves in the laboratory, one took out the No. 1 sample from the cryogenic box, and the other took out the No. 6 sample from the evidence bag, and worked at the desk one after another.

For a moment, the laboratory was unusually quiet, except for the occasional sound of clothes rubbing, and only the subtle sound of the small branch of the No. 6 sample being cut short by scissors.

At about 6 o'clock in the evening, a group of people continued to work after dinner, and arrived at the conference room one after another before 8 o'clock......

This time the closing meeting ended early, lasting less than 1 hour, and as soon as the leader of the wolf Mo team said that the meeting was dismissed, the group of people below either breathed a sigh of relief, or they raised their hands above their heads and stretched their waists fiercely.

"It's just 9 o'clock, and it's been more than a week, why don't you go out for a supper?"

I don't know who proposed it, and the others echoed it, so everyone went back to their workstations to pack up their things and meet in the courtyard.

Xie Song came out early, and a few colleagues made an appointment to take his car, and there were some things in the back seat, so they were afraid of hindering them, so they transferred those spare clothes or something to the back compartment.

When it was emptied, he patted the dust that didn't exist, and after a while, he casually caught a glimpse of a small silver lump in the gap between the seats.

A flash of doubt flashed in his dark eyes, and he took it out, and found that it was a b, and a thin silver chain was connected to the hijab and the body.

He flipped one side, and there was a small sticker on the other, and two Chinese characters on the paper came into view—Shi Yi.

The thick eyebrows were raised lightly, just as the colleagues came out one after another, and casually stuffed the b into the pocket of his pants.

Everyone drove their own cars, a total of 3, about 20 minutes later arrived at the barbecue street, Xie Song several people in the car have unbuckled their seat belts, but Jing Ming, one of the back seats, saw that the people in the driver's seat did not move at all.

"Master, aren't you getting out of the car?"

The others looked at him in unison.

"I have something to do, I'll leave when I send you there. ”

"Huh~" caused the public to be dissatisfied: "What can be important to us, don't be verbose, get off." ”

Xie Song smiled: "It's really something." ”

"What can you do as a bachelor, and you don't want to date beautiful women. ”

As soon as he was reminded, the eyes of the two people in the car who learned that he had received the gift suddenly became ambiguous: "It can't be that there is really a date."

The party who was ridiculed urged: "Hurry up and get out of the car, they are all in." ”

The hungry man was unwilling to let him go like this: "Don't admit it? That's it?"

"Tut-tut, you are nesting with us rough men every day, and there are a few people of the opposite sex around you besides your little apprentice?"

Someone's eyes rolled: "Was it the little girl who came to the brigade to look for you last time?"

His eyelashes trembled slightly, and Jing Ming looked at the master quietly, as if he was also waiting for his answer.

Xie Song didn't eat their set, sat upright: "Don't get out of the car?" and then started the engine: "Then follow me." ”

As soon as the engine sounded, the back seat, along with the co-pilot, pushed the car door and jumped down in a swarm, and when he looked back, Jingming hadn't reacted yet, so he lowered his head and pulled her down: "Your monk master has opened his mind, hurry up and don't delay." ”

Xie Song waved his hand and walked away!

Jingming stopped in place, watching the taillights fade away, absent-minded.

The black red flag drove smoothly on the road, and a slender finger turned on the car speaker, tuned to channel 192, and after a short burst of electric current, a crisp female voice sounded.

"We haven't seen your jokes in person, but we have the pleasure of having you tonight, and the audience is listening to them. "That's not Shi Di's voice.

Two seconds later, another voice came up, a male voice, slightly cheerful.

"I also read these jokes on the Internet, and the more I watch, the bigger the reserve. ”

"How many do you have?"

"A husband asked his wife to take 500 yuan and do something for the buddies next month. ”

"The wife asked, "Red or white?"

"Husband: What's red and white?......... I don't drink, I'll do whatever I want. ”

"Wife: May I ask you about the wedding or the funeral?"

The husband was silent for a while: ......... Have you seen whose funeral was notified a month in advance, does he have relatives at Lord Yama's, or does he not survive?"

There was a brief silence in the speakers, and then a variety of laughter erupted, and he found hers in it. Huaiyin: "To be honest, I almost didn't react to your question. ”

"Hahaha, I'm sorry, then I'll have another one. ”

"Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiao Ming, but Xiao Ming didn't hear it. ”

There was silence in the radio room, Shi Yi looked at him, Huaiyin looked at him, Xiao Qi looked at him, and Brother Sheng was also looking at him.

Everyone's eyes are revealing the same message - wait for the following.

After a second or two, Shi Yi saw that the other party was also waiting for their reaction, and asked tentatively: "This is, it's over?"

"Hmm," he nodded with a smile, "it's over." ”

Everyone: "........."

The guest continued: "Do you know what the underworld usually does?"

"What?" said in unison.

"Most of the time in jail. ”

"Hahaha......", Huaiyin really couldn't hold back.

Shi Yi pursed his lips and chuckled, but the smile did not reach his eyebrows.

He took advantage of the victory to pursue: "There are actually a lot of inhumane designs in our lives, such as the eight-treasure porridge, which has to be spooned like this at the end of eating." He raised a hand and made an OK gesture.

Huaiyin and Xiao Qi subconsciously followed: "Really!"

The audience couldn't see it, and Shi Yi smiled and made a conveying role: "You can pinch your index finger and thumb up to make an OK gesture, and flattening that zero will be more vivid." ”

"There's another one," the guest himself said was addicted. "A girl said to her boyfriend, 'I want to buy ice sleeves.' ”

"My boyfriend asked: What is Bingyu?"

"Girlfriend: Sleeves. ”

"Boyfriend: Is it the season to eat grapefruit?"

"Girlfriend: Are you literate?"

All kinds of jokes are mixed with interviews, and after half an hour, the time for the audience to call comes.

Shi Yi pushed the platform up, and the moment it was connected, it was a demonic laughter that resounded in the broadcast room.

Goose goose goose goose, wave after wave, making the people on the field feel dazed for a while.

"Miss?" Shi tried to communicate with the other party with a smile and a smile.

"Goose Goose Goose Goose...... Wait... Not good... Meaning..."

For nearly half a minute, there was only the continuous laughter of this listener in the radio room, and at one point there was only the subtle sound of laughter.

"Honey, take a break. ”

"Well... She was still laughing, but she tried her best to suppress it: "I'm sorry, I'm laughing... The laughter is too low, but it's really funny, Foothills, can you talk about another one? ”

Shanlu: "Miss, you have to go back to your breath again." ”

"Hahaha, no, no, I'm still unsatisfied, let's talk about one more. ”

"Then I'll talk about one more. He smiled contentedly: "There is an uncle who asked the conductor to turn off the air conditioner, and the conductor said that he couldn't turn it off, it was ventilation, not air conditioning." The uncle asked rhetorically: Is this the Siberian wind so cold!"

The broadcast room, along with the other end of the wire, was silent for half a second, and then a goose cry rang through the eardrums again.

For a while, Shi Yi was laughing and laughing, and his voice was mixed with the bursts of goose calls: "I finally know why netizens dislike your jokes coldly, and at the same time can't stop wanting you." ”

"My wife loves to listen to it, and I also read it on the Internet, so don't dislike it. He was helpless and enjoyable: "The main thing is that my main business is an e-sports commentator, but I got out of the circle with cold jokes." ”

A live broadcast ended successfully, and Shi Dian sent the guests to the door of the TV station.

Shanlu stretched out his hand: "I played with all my heart during the live broadcast tonight." ”

She smiled and shook back: "Thanks to you, I laughed a lot of times, and I hope to have the opportunity to do the show together again." ”

"It's a pleasure!" he laughed, "Okay, let's stay." ”

Seeing the other party get into the car, the car made an engine sound, and when the private car gradually drove out of her sight, the smile on the corner of her mouth faded, and she sighed tiredly.

Turning around, her eyes fell on the tall buildings in front of her, and after a while, a voice pulled her back to her senses.

"Aren't you off work yet?" a middle-aged uncle, a patrolling TV security guard, passed by her with a friendly smile on his face.

She came back to her senses and smiled back at the other party: "Just leave." Then he bowed slightly: "Hard work." ”

When she took a taxi back to the community and passed the security room, the officer on duty stopped her.

"Miss Shi, someone asked me to give this to you. "I came back late for three or four days a week, so the security guards knew each other.

Through a glass window, she reached out and took the object handed by the other party, and recognized it at a glance.

"Who got this?"

"A man, very tall, without a name. ”

"Okay, thank you!"

Walking towards Building 6 with B, Shi Tan didn't even realize when he lost this thing.

went upstairs, and before opening the door, I habitually looked upstairs and downstairs, and then I unlocked the door and locked the door, turned on the light in the living room, and found a notebook to insert B in. ()