Chapter 3 The system is a goblin
"Yo, this little lady of the Xia family has such tender skin now, she will be slim when she grows up, Lord Li, your son is blessed. Sun Maode said with a smile.
"It's really true if you don't say it, haha, then congratulations to Master Li in advance. The other adults looked at Xia He who was holding Yi Xue's little girl in her arms and blushed a little, if she was one step ahead of Li Hongsheng, wouldn't this Miss Xia family be our family? In this patriarchal era, every family wants a son, and it is not easy to find a slim young lady who is right at the right door.
Dr. Guo looked at Xia He in swaddling clothes from the back of the crowd, felt that something was wrong, and scratched his head suspiciously.
"Yo, Lord Xia, let's all come here today, but we want to see Miss Zhou and come to drink the wedding wine, isn't it time to start. Li Hongsheng squinted his eyes, smiled, and looked at Xia He with a pair of eyes appreciative, this was looking at his future "second daughter-in-law".
Xia He was a little hairy by Li Hongcai's gaze, turned his head away from him, and snorted again.
How lustful is that old man staring at me?,Is it that kind of person with a special fetish?In his previous life, Xia He heard a lot of (beep~) news about young girls (anti-river crab ╭ (°A°') ╮)
It can't be such a coincidence, I'm less than half a year old.
It turns out that this era is not only Lori terrifying, but this kind of old uncle is also very terrifying.
If he catches me and sees that there is... What will happen? Xia He didn't dare to think about it.
You can't see me, you can't see me.
"Miss Xia~, look, look, that's Lord Li, Miss and the young master of the Li family still have a marriage contract. The little girl Yi Xue looked excited, her eyes flashed with a strange light, and she pointed forward to the terrible uncle that Xia He had labeled.
The tone of the little girl when she called Miss was elongated, right? The little chan next to her was flushed with suffocation, and she was about to laugh. If you weren't afraid that such a small action would be too big and you would be treated as a goblin, would you still be so skinny?
╭(°A°')╮Anyway, I misunderstood.
No, that's not the point, am I missing something?
Marriage contract!marriage contract!marriage contract!important things said three times.
Xia He remembered the plot in the third-rate novel in his previous life, that is, the male protagonist was engaged to a girl when he was very young, and when he grew up, the girl disagreed, and then the male protagonist was domineering, and he took down the girl with lightning all the way, and accepted one (palace).
If there is a good-looking girl's fiancée Xia Heke, she will definitely start to cultivate Lori since she was a child.,That kind of plot will never happen when you grow up.,But at least there's no fiancée.,What the hell is this beginning of a man?
Sure enough, the feudal society is so terrible, (speechless) looking at the sky.
"The host is the most feminine man in the world, and it is natural to charm thousands of young men in the future. The host is used to it. ”
"Flip the table╯('°A°)╯(┻━┻You dead system is here to make trouble. ”
"Bang Bang Bang"
"Hey, I was wrong. ”
"Yixue, come up with the little lady. Jiang Shihan smiled, if you look closely, you will find that the eyes looking at Xia He are slightly strange.
Xia He looked at the various previous things on the red cloth and staring at the little stars, these are all valuable rare things, do you want to take them all, anyway, there are no rules for catching a few pieces, right?
But isn't this a bit weird?
Put gold ingots, put books, and the pen can be understood.
What the hell is this hairpin and hairpin?
Huh? What is this flower inlaid with gold and silver? Xia He's hands stretched out like that object.
Xia He grabbed it in his hand and suddenly realized that something was wrong.
Isn't that a tin?
In petrochemical ...
"Congratulations to Lord Xia, the little lady will definitely be a virtuous woman in the future. The adults smiled and congratulated, but they didn't notice the strange faces of Xia Hongcai and Jiang Shihan.
"Go and go, all go and eat. "Xia Hongcai is not in the mood, if his own kid catches a gold ingot, it's okay, this is a catch.
"Look, I'll just say, our Lord Xia is doing things unbelievable, this behavior is not something that ordinary people can do. Li Hongsheng looked happy, the two families will be in-laws in the future, so they naturally want to help play a round.
Yi Xue and Xiaochan, the two little girls, blushed, and looked at the guests in the room who didn't dare to laugh again, Jiang Shihan naturally saw it.
"Yixue, Xiaochan, you two take a little... The little lady went down to rest. Jiang Shihan hurriedly changed his words, and almost made a mistake in a hurry, his eyes skimmed everyone, and when he saw that no one was paying attention, he patted his head and breathed a long sigh of relief.
Yi Xue picked up Xia He, pulled Xiaochan and left, and immediately broke the work when she left the room, laughing non-stop.
Eh, it's over, Young Master Ben's reputation in this life has been ruined.
"The host is really in the male heart and in the female, and even catching Zhou is so peculiar. "The system is not in harmony with the actual cheap voice appeared.
"System, do you think you're conscious?" Xia He said through gritted teeth in his mind. Why do you naturally communicate in your mind? Novels from previous lives are not read in vain.
"Well, of course, this system is completely human, of course it has its own consciousness, of course it's all host-led. ”
"So most of my orders you won't refuse and can't refuse?"
"Yes, of course, within the reach of the system. ”
At this time, poor System Jun hadn't noticed Xia He's slightly narrowed eyes.
"So, can you ask about the gender of the system?"
"Well, as a women's clothing system, this system is of course a man. ”
"Then, the system will call you a goblin in the future, and give me an image of Hatsune Miku. Xia He said with a smile.
"Oh no, you can't do that, host. ”
"The objection is invalid. ”
"Bring up the system panel. ”
"System: Name: Leprechaun. Set image: Hatsune Miku. Strength: 0 (carrier state)"
Sure enough, the system did not say anything. ”
"That's all for today, and we'll have a long life in the future. Xia He teased in a strange tone, out of the system space.
The little life of Hatsune Miku in my mind is loveless, like Xia He who is a first women's dress.
After bullying the system, Xia He was overjoyed, and finally had a person connected with the same fate in the future, and the matter of having a fiancé was also put down.
However, these two smiling little girls, when I grow up in a few years, I will have to train them well.
- This chapter is absolutely serious (serious face)