No bamboo makes people vulgar, and no meat makes people thin. Not vulgar and not thin, braised pork with bamboo shoots

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It's not easy, Tiffany and the others have to go around singing and promoting, the man in black is responsible for playing ghost life with the soul-robbing cult, Zhao Meiyan is busy counting the money, and the four little black eyes are looking at him, so he has to pay for mental damages, lost work, and Jennie's medical expenses.

Cui Wen rubbed his temples, this time there was no pain on his face, but the clothes on his chest were soaked. Looking at the four people who were resolute and puffing out their cheeks together, they sighed helplessly,

"Tell me what's going on and why I'm losing money. ”

The four of them didn't speak, and handed over the mobile phone, four mobile phones, four angles. Are you guys going to shoot a variety show?

Cui Wen lay on her left side with her thighs straddling forward, pressing Jennie's waist underneath, and Jennie was lying directly on the bed. Cui Wen's right hand was still holding Lisa's shoulder, and Lisa looked at the direction of the phone,

"Ready?"

"Well, that's it!"

Jisoo's voice came from behind the phone. There is also Caiying's milky voice and milky cheering.

Then, Jennie began to flutter her calves on her stomach, and Lisa took Cui Wen's hand and pulled it back, and her mouth made a shouting sound. It was as if Cui Wen was holding on to her.

Cui Wen lowered his head weakly, these bear children have evolved!

"There's no editor, why don't you cut it?"

"No!"

Jisoo's voice came over.

"Why?"

"Meiyan earns so much, we make too little! ”

Chaeyoung rests her head on Jisoo's shoulder again. Anyway, Jisoo likes to put things on his shoulders, but why do you like to put your head on other people's shoulders?

"Just be with me. ”

Cui Wen patted his chest, this little pocket money is worth it.

"We have to make money based on our ability, just like Meiyan. ”

Jennie said excitedly with a hand raised.

You've won, really, you've won! I'll drink and find a hut to lock myself up, but I won't have to take care of you.

Choi Wen compensated Jennie 1.5 million, Lisa 1.2 million, Jisoo 800,000 and Chaeyoung 600,000 respectively according to the degree of mental damage. Looking at Chaeyoung and Jisoo, who were holding back their mouths, they discussed with Jisoo, and the two looked at Jennie from time to time. Cui Wen couldn't help but laugh secretly in his heart. Fight me, you're too tender.

Sure enough, after a while, there was a cry of condemnation from the next room for the uneven distribution of the spoils. Jennie's voice was exceptionally loud.

"I'm so tired from the oppa's elephant legs. You asked Lisa for it, and she took Oppa's hand and didn't do anything. ”

"Oh, I did that hoarsely. Oppa's arms are heavy, too. Don't give it!"

"I came up with the idea, I am the director, and the director should share more. ”

Unexpectedly, it was Caiying's idea.

"Ah~yah Don't make any noise, split it evenly. ”

"No!", "Don't do it!", "No way!"

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The man in black is not in a good mood these days, and he doesn't even put his favorite card fortune-telling December away. Every day I sit on the floor and Ape in a daze. Ape grew fatter, and her body was thicker than her head.

"Sad?"

Cui Wen walked to the sofa and sat down, turned on the TV, and watched.

"I don't know, they should only remember the events of the day, remember to listen to me, I asked today, and those who are still alive don't remember the events of that day. ”

"But as you remember, that's the sorrow of survivors. ”

Cui Wen didn't comfort the man in black anymore, some pain and comfort were useless, and they could only be smoothed out by time. So, what's good about having a memory.

The phone on the coffee table rang, and Cui Wen saw that it was a big baby.

"Hey, what's wrong?

"Yes, yes, I'm tired, it's not like someone who not only drinks comfortably, but also has five lovely sisters to take care of. ”

That's not right, it's obviously resentful. Cute sister? Where is cute? Five piggy banks.

"Baby, didn't you tell me to have some fun with men? ”

"You can't ask serious people? What kind of fun is drinking, especially if you drink too much and talk nonsense, what do you mean Tiffany, you do it yourself? You really are! Meiyan, you have to take care of it, don't shoot everything, and if you shoot it, you will mess around. Did you know that Sunny died laughing today, and she said it in the back as soon as she danced. ”

Oh, and this one? What the hell did I say? It's over 12 years old.

Cui Wen scratched his head, what can I do?

"Baby, I don't know, I haven't seen it, who knows what that kid filmed?" I asked her, and she said the same as before. ”

"It's the same, your beloved sister has another Xu Zhuxuan in the team, and this time you read her three more sentences. Won't you explain?"

Tiffany's vinegar could be smelled through the earpiece.

"That, actually, Xiaoxian, busy, still a child. Care more. ”

"Oh, Xiaoxian, child, there is a child who is more mature than Oni, hum~ Xiaoxian, forget it. I'll tell you, Yoona and Xiuying are waiting to fight with you. ”

Cui Wen simply lay on the sofa on his side and put the phone on his ear,

"What's wrong with it? What I hurt the most is Yun'a, doesn't Xiuying have a boyfriend?

"It's a pity for these two children, if the boy is good, I don't know if Chinese medicine can save it. How can I feed my child in the future? oppa, you yourself say, are you dead. And where are you looking? Is it that my Tiffany's small waist is not flexible? ”

"Baby, don't drive. You're bad at learning. Also, where do you have a waist?"

"Regret it? It's late, I'm an American girl, Tiffany. I told you that it's okay to drink, and that you should stop your mouth before going to sleep. I don't hear it. ”

Cui Wen had a hundred words to say, but in the end he still confessed.

"Okay, baby. I know. Love you."

"Hmph~ count you as acquaintances. That's it, I'm not hard, don't worry. Everyone is happy every day. Everybody told me to drink less. I'm sure OPPA will be measured. ”

"Well, don't worry! ”

Put down the phone and look at the still dull man in black, who is willing to help, or try to change the topic.

"Do you know what the pleasures of men are?"

The man in black raised his head, looked at Cui Wen, and replied uncertainly,

"Drinking?"

Cui Wen almost agreed directly. walked over and patted the man in black on the shoulder,

"Wrong, it's teaching others. Think about it, you brag casually, no one dares to refute, how cool it is. Let's go, let's go to class. ”

"Wouldn't it be more fun to go to class after drinking?"

The proposal of the man in black made Cui Wen very tempted.

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Jin Haomin looked at the drunk Cui Wen, and he didn't know how he came here, so he could only smile wryly and leave a classroom and gather all the employees who had time together. He must not be allowed to harm the children outside.

Cui Wen held the blackboard with his hand, leaned to hold the whip, pointed to the big filial piety on the blackboard, and said loudly to the below,

"What is this? In the world, the most important thing is this word, and the so-called righteous word comes first. How can you do without righteousness? Next, the students will open the book, and I will tell you about several techniques of fencing. ”

Books, where did the books come from? Everyone stared at Cui Wen with wide eyes.

Cui Wen was dissatisfied and knocked on the blackboard with a whip,

"We studied in the last class, don't you review? Come on, those two big men, come here. ”

The fifth and seventh regretted it a little, and they knew that they would go out to see the gate.

"You two demonstrate the basic move, which is a stabbing attack. ”

Cui Wen's deepest impression in his bones may be fencing. Looking at the fifth and seventh children looking at him stupidly, he couldn't help but get angry,

"Ahh Let's talk about the effective parts of the human body. ”

Cui Wen's whip pointed at the lively head. The big head is happy, this can be ah, I will,

"Head, neck, heart, stomach, crotch"

Cui Wenyi whipped the big head aside. said indignantly,

"What the hell are you talking about, where do you need so many parts, and the crotch, why are you so damaged. Look, I'll show you. ”

After speaking, he casually tapped the fifth child with the whip, and the fifth child fell to the ground instantly.

Cui Wen scratched his head, it seemed that his level had improved again. Thinking of this, the mood is better,

"You have all remembered that there are some parts of the body that cannot be attacked unless absolutely necessary, not to mention using a sword, even with empty hands can cause damage. For example, three inches below the ribs, for example, three inches below the umbilicus. These areas can affect the whole body of the person.

Let's talk about the structure of the human body, human joints have limitations, such as the elbow joint can not bend more than 180 degrees from side to side, and the lower carotid artery, it is this position that will cause people to be instantly comatose. As for the rough skin and thick flesh of the back of the chest, they can withstand a strong blow. ”

Jin Haomin looked at the young man who was stupidly listening to Cui Wen's lecture, and couldn't help but go over and kick it,

"What are you in a daze, but listening to it, he said that the places that can't be hit are all critical. Remembered. Your fifth uncle was slapped by Mr. Cui and was unconscious for ten minutes. ”

Cui Wen gave these employees a good physiological hygiene class. A group of meaty-faced guys below are going to learn from the gang thugs, and the atmosphere in the whole classroom is wonderful.