Whether pigs are happy like people, we don't know.

But man is easily satisfied like a pig,

We see it all the time.

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Tiffany didn't tell Cui Wen about solo immediately, which made Cui Wen very angry, but before he could break out when he went home, he was scolded back by Jessica's beautiful little white eyes.

"You go to support, what if you fall in love with someone from a girl group again? Don't go, such a big president, what do you care about the performance of little idols. ”

Cui Wen wanted to hug Pani to comfort him, and wanted to tell Pani, baby, it's not that OPPA doesn't care about you, it's Jessica who won't let me go, I really want to go to the scene to support you, by the way, take a look at the new girl group, it is said that the four generations of the girl group are also very good-looking, as well as sexy mom wood and cute rabbit gas.

Pani didn't appreciate it at all, dodging Choi Moon's dirty hands and running to Taeyeon's room with a smile. Solo is Pani's long-term dream, if there can be a solo stage, Pani doesn't want to be made miserable by Cui Wen, I Huang Pani eats with my ability, so I don't give you the opportunity to hunt beauty.

It's like unifying the voice, Cui Wen tried to mention the matter of supporting Pani several times, and everyone continued their respective topics as if they hadn't heard. Only Taeyeon glared at him hatefully, as if his proposal would ruin Pani's performance. It's really annoying, I'm really anxious, I really want to go to the scene to see my beautiful sister.

In order to cheer up Pani, Cui Wen deliberately put Pani in eighteen poses, and the good peach blossom source made him a swamp. Whenever a high monk passes by, he will step on it with a loud sound and pop.

Pani solo is a matter of music, Cui Wen doesn't understand music theory, but he can still play a simple beat, which is nothing more than the rhythm of the rules, such as pop ~ pop ~ pop ~ pop ~ pop.

Sounds like the overture to We Are the Champions. Xiao Xian Nei frowned and walked over from the place where the balcony communicated, what is the matter with this oppa today? What kind of wind is smoking? Looking at Cui Wen's sturdy back, and then looking at Cui Wen's behavior, Xiao Xian Nei slapped Cui Wen directly on the buttocks.

Cui Wen was fine, but Pani screamed miserably, and when he saw that it was a small favor, he shouted pitifully,

"Busy, help me!"

Xiaoxian pulled Cui Wen's arm and patted Cui Wen on the back a few times in anger.

"Don't be weird, come down. ”

Cui Wen was caught as naughty as a mischievous child during class. With his head down, he was dragged by the ears of the little man to the next room.

Before Pani heard the voice of Xiao Xiannei's reprimand, he didn't have time to be happy, and as soon as his smile appeared, he heard Xiao Xian's screams. Pani quickly pulled up the quilt and covered his head, unable to hear, unable to hear. Refuse to retaliate, sleep and sleep.

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Unable to help, Cui Wen chose to be on a dog leash. AOA actually went to Neon to develop, which frustrated Cui Wen's attempt to use AOA. You can't harm Ah Fan and Red Beibei.

"Zhenying is angry, you don't sing?"

At noon, Cui Wen hugged Hong Zhenying's plump body and touched his hands dishonestly. Hong Jinying just put his arm around him and let him do whatever he wanted.

"Why am I singing? There's no need for that. If you need to perform, you may go. It's not a system. Oops, tap, oppa. It's still swollen. ”

Isn't it a system? And this statement? Aren't they all singing? It seems that Hong Zhenying can't help Cui Wen either.

Cui Wen unconsciously kneaded in his hands, thinking about his own ways to help. Pregnant.

"Zhenying is angry, come on. I still have something. ”

Cui Wen patted the fat warp, Hong Zhenying turned around a little scared,

"Oppa, in a hurry, don't forget to lock the door for me. There is also a night when I want to eat crabs from the Shilla Hotel. ”

"What's going on, you're all so well-informed now?"

Cui Wen was stunned when he heard it, and Meiyan didn't go. Could it be Jisoo, by the way, Miyeon also received the news. It's really admirable, and I thought to myself, the movement is not slow.

Violent construction is never encouraged, even in skilled environments.

Hong Jinying feels like a balloon, while Cui Wen is a pump, or electric. Puff puff

Hong Jin-young wakes up and eats the crabs delivered by the Shilla Hotel.

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"oppa, why did you remember to call me?

Hani looked at Cui Wen and asked a little strangely. It's only a few o'clock, and I will barbecue and drink. Looking at Cui Wen's appearance, it seems that he has just finished bathing, and he can smell a fresh smell from a long distance.

"It's not like I want Hani, I suddenly remembered, I didn't rush over to invite you to eat delicious, I know that you are usually reluctant, this meal is safe to eat, oppa, please. ”

Hani looked at Cui Wen suspiciously and ordered, all of them were delicious, small beef tripe, Korean beef, and fresh ribs. When the coals came up, Cui Wen also called out two bottles of sake.

"Oppa, what are you going to do?

"Don't pretend? Don't tell me you don't drink, I'll drink with you. ”

Hani was stunned when he heard this, stopped talking, directly took the wine bottle and unscrewed it, and poured a glass for Cui Wen first.

"Then thank you oppa, oppa, if you have something to say, just say it. ”

"It's okay, I just wanted to treat you to something delicious. Dry. ”

Cui Wen drank it all. Seeing this, Hani hurriedly emptied his wine glass. Two bottles of sake are just a few glasses, and Cui Wen drinks it like cold water. Hani's face was a little red.

Bite~

Hani's mobile phone lit up, Hani opened it casually, Cui Wen saw that Hani seemed to be opening the payment interface, didn't think much about it, and continued to barbecue.

"Oppa, I'm going to eat Australian king crab. ”

Hani's words almost choked Cui Wen to death. Hani saw Cui Wen's embarrassed appearance, and hurriedly walked to Cui Wen's side and patted him on the back.

"How do you know?"

Cui Wen asked about it as soon as possible. Hani didn't speak, just handed the phone to Cui Wen.

Kakao message

Ernie, 200,000 yuan for a message worth 1 million. Hee-hee ~ definitely not a loss - Miyan

The payment of 200,000 yuan was successful.

Onie, OPPA Treat, Shilla Hotel, Australian King Crab, per capita consumption of 1 million. The message comes from Red Babe and Pink Ink, which is accurate and reliable, and Ernie only needs a phone call and OPPA will have someone send it to you. No thanks. - Miyan

Cui Wen has a feeling of defeat, the most terrible thing is never the enemy, but the traitor.

Hani didn't return to his seat, just looked at Cui Wen with a smile next to him.

"oppa, miss me, please eat delicious food, people eat Australian king crab, I eat HG barbecue. ”

"Eat, Hani, go and ask what is the most expensive in this shop?"

"The most expensive of this store is probably Hudong oppa. I don't eat it. ”

Cui Wen looked at Hani, puff puff face and smiled, whether the shirt button was missing. Don't look at indecent acts. Cui Wen lowered his head again.

"Oppa, eat, you see it's all baked. ”

Hani was distressed and hurried to rescue the beef on the iron plate. Cui Wen also hurriedly stretched out his chopsticks to help.

"Oppa, you said, please let me eat delicious food, this is also delicious. Hani was satisfied. Oppa, if you don't want to go, even if you owe me a request, okay. ”

Cui Wen can say anything, nodding, although I don't know when the Korean beef barbecue will not be on the list. Why just owe Hani a request. However, it doesn't matter, anyway, I have something to ask for.

"Okay, oppa, you have to let me eat well today. ”

Haney went out and came back with a case of wine. What is this for?

"Always drunk, oppa, today we don't get drunk. ”

Hani spoke, and the dishes came in, Cui Wen was a little stunned.

"Oppa, come and eat, you pay the bill. ”

Cui Wen looked at those broken vegetables, she was really a good girl, and she saved money for oppa at this time.

After a glass of wine, Cui Wen didn't feel anything, this thing was not exciting for Cui Wen. Just ask the system dad to help relieve the headache tomorrow morning, isn't it just to eat more good energy at noon? But Hani has drunk too much.

Originally, it was just a casual chat, I don't know when, Cui Wen's brand trash can was online again, Cui Wen looked at Hani, who was red-faced, sometimes crying and sometimes laughing, a little helpless.

I know that you artists are not easy, and you usually live like a stray dog who is afraid of people. Everyone is scared when they see it, but Hani, after all, there is a difference between men and women. What are you doing? Besides, didn't your boyfriend say he was going to break up? What are you still pestering about?

"Oppa, you touch, isn't my bunny cute? Why do you say I'm not good, look for that fake bunny woman. ”

Cui Wen looked at Hani who was holding his hand, a little speechless. That's what buddies feel like? Patting each other's chests?

"Hani, you're drunk, really, listen to oppa. OPPA sends you to rest and rest. ”

"I'm not drunk!"

Haney took a sip of the bottle to his lips.

"Oppa, you dislike me too? You men like big ones so much, oppa, you say. ”

Cui Wen looked at the menacing Hani and blinked.

"Yuna is also my wife. ”

"Then oppa, why don't you like Taeyeon. ”

"Taeyeon doesn't have breasts. ”

Hani was confused by Cui Wen, and Cui Wen himself was confused. Both of them looked at each other with a question mark on their heads.

"Oppa, what are you talking about? ”

"Hani, drink!"

"Good!"

Cui Wen restrained himself, he couldn't fight, Hani was a woman. This woman is too annoying, just forget about your babbling, I really don't understand the love of you ordinary people, if it's good, it's together, and if it's bad, it's separated.

Oh my God, just the two of you, you can make TV series, you don't have any other pursuits, such as playing songs, such as playing songs and Pani, fans and inks collide together. You said that he cheated on this, you are sad, he admitted his mistake, and you relented. Cui Wen's head is about to explode, Hani, aren't you a pure master?

"Oppa, I can think of a way to know if he really loves me. ”

Hani looked at Cui Wen with red eyes, and Hani's gaze made Cui Wen unconsciously grasp the belt.

"Hani, after all, don't do it. ”

"Oppa, you said that I cheated, I ask him for forgiveness again, can he agree no, if he agrees, he loves me. ”

"Wait until I find you a bodyguard, don't look at me. My wife is strict and doesn't let me enter the entertainment industry to act. ”

Cui Wen hurriedly hid back. Whoever wants to go, anyway, I won't go, I can't eat seafood, and I get fishy. I'm not going to do it.

"Oppa, didn't you say you were willing to help me?"

Hani rushed up and grabbed Cui Wen's arm, her face was red, Cui Wen really wanted to give her a kick.

"Oppa, you still owe me a request. ”

Cui Wen grabbed his belt and shook his head, what are you kidding, this is what Cui Wen can do?

"Oppa, there must be something wrong with you looking for me, I agreed. ”

"Say, Hani, how can I help?"

"You pretended to cheat on me. Put my boyfriend to the test. ”

"Hani, I can't help, I can't let you take pictures, and I can't be secretly photographed. He doesn't necessarily believe what you say. What do you say?"

Haney frowned, sitting there clasping his hands, and drinking a glass of wine from time to time.

"With it, oppa, I have a way. ”

"Say, I'll listen. ”

"Oppa, I pretended to call unintentionally, and then you said to me you love me. ”

"It's useless, this kind of low level is deceptive to think about it. ”

"Then I'll pretend to call you gentle. ”

"What's more, Hani, stop drinking, let's go, oppa will help you another day. But remember, you promised to help oppa. ”

After Cui Wen finished speaking, he was about to call the bodyguard to settle the bill.

"Oppa, oppa, don't go, only you can help me, I pretend to have sex with you, that's the kind of voice. ”

"Ahh ”

"oppa, he's been looking for several women, and I don't know about that, oppa......"

Bite~

Hani's phone rang, and the caller was her boyfriend.

Hani looked at Cui Wen nervously, folded his hands and bowed, and then gently clicked on the call.

"Hani, where are you? What are you doing, I went to the company, you are not there, saying that you were picked up by a man. ”

Hani was a little panicked, and hurriedly looked at Cui Wen,

"Hani, why are you here so late, I still have a meeting later, so I quickly took it off. ”

Cui Wen had no choice but to start talking nonsense.

"Oppa, what are you in a hurry? I don't have a trip at night. Oops~ It's all torn. ”

Cui Wen's eyes widened, okay, woman, amazing.

In the phone that was set aside, a hysterical voice came,

"Hani, where are you? With whom, I know, you're a slut, you hurry up and call me back. I'm telling you, come back and make it clear to me now, we still have something to talk about. ”

When Cui Wen heard it, this guy was still hard there, and it seemed that he had settled on Hani's character. As soon as he turned around, it was going to be bad, and Hani actually wanted to get the phone. Cui Wen hurriedly rubbed over, hugged Hani directly, and smacked loudly at his face.

Hani was a little blindsided by Cui Wen, but looking at Cui Wen pointing to the phone, he reacted,

"Oppa, don't worry, my boyfriend is out and nonsense again and won't come to me. ”

"What is he for? He is a thing, he can only sneak around with women. ”

After speaking, Cui Wen and Hani listened to the phone with their ears sideways. Sure enough, there was anger.

"Hani, Hani, slut, what's wrong with me playing with women, aren't you the same, everyone is the same, you slut, I'm just playing, who do you think you are, it's just that I didn't succeed, slut ......"

There was still scolding on the phone over there, Cui Wen was a little speechless, this time it's good, I completely missed it, I didn't have a relationship with Hani for half a day.

Hani's eyes were red and he was staring at the phone. Tears lingered. The heartbroken expression on his face made Cui Wen feel a little distressed.

Hani picked up the phone and said,

"oppa, the last time you were called oppa, you just want to sleep with me?"

"What do you think you are? Don't pretend to be so pure, it's not like you're climbing into someone else's bed. I heard it, and there was still a meeting, Hani, you are amazing, you have found a businessman, are you rich. ”

"Well, that's right, the merchant I was looking for, he is not only rich, but also bigger than you. You know what? Why don't I sleep with you? You're too small. Do you know how big a businessman is. It's two of you, not three. ”

Cui Wen turned his head and wanted to rub back, I said don't take me with you when you break up, and before he could retract his ass, he grabbed Hani squarely.

Cui Wen had a bitter face, I, it hurts.

"Don't you just think about my body? I'm telling you, I don't, I haven't done it with anyone else, but today I have, you always go out and fool around, and I want it today. Break up tomorrow, but, I tell you, you're green. It's very green, it's green, it's all green on the head. ”

After Hani finished speaking, he didn't care about the cursing that still came from the phone. Turning his head to look at Cui Wen.

Cui Wen was caught and had nowhere to hide.

"Hani, you're angry, be calm, be calm. Really, Hani, we have such a good relationship, I advise you to calm down. ”

"Oppa, is it comfortable to do that?"

"Hmm. ”

"Then you don't think I'm worthy?"

"Not the concept, Hani, really. ”

To be honest, Cui Wen doesn't care about this matter, and he won't lose a piece of meat. The question is that he doesn't know if Hani is awake now, and he can't do this while people are in danger, especially Hani.

Cui Wen tried hard to persuade him, but Hani was happy, divided by two by three, and became a little white sheep. didn't speak, just tugged at Cui Wen's belt.

That's polite, they're all good friends.

"Oppa, you didn't mean it's comfortable. ”

"Hmm"

"Pain"

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Cui Wen's subordinates showed mercy, really. Hani looks brave, but in fact the combat power is only 2. In order to support the beautiful women, Cui Wen is very gentle.

"Oppa, what the hell are you looking for me?"

"I want you to play in August? and invite me. ”

"At the same time as Pani's predecessor and Fanmo, the company can't agree either. ”

"I'll solve your company, mainly because I'm afraid that you will think I'm bad and let you crash. ”

"Oh, oppa, look. ”

Cui Wen watched as Hani opened Kakao, and there was a group message from Xiaoxian.

Please pay attention to avoid the August debut date, thank you, and especially be careful not to let OPPA find a reason to go to the scene to support, and be careful not to be used.

It's a lot of fun. CC Xu Zhu Xuan, Girls' Generation whole.

"Oppa, you see, it's okay if Girls' Generation is a senior, and you still use the name of your group to oppress people. I put her husband to sleep. ”

Cui Wen was blindsided again, what is this woman's heart made of, am I being used as a shield?

"Hani, what did you promise to help me with?"

"No, I can't. ”

"Hani, I remember, there are still thirty-six poses, and I haven't used them. ”