Volume 1: The Growth of the King of Soldiers Chapter 15: Slogans
The grass grows and the warbler flies in the clouds, not hungry and eating the pig's large intestine. That's right, today is the day of the boot camp assessment. But all the animals in the third class were staring at Yang Bu Hungry and eating the last piece of the pig's large intestine.
Why did such a strange episode happen? Then it would have to go back to half an hour after the class meeting last night......
"Yang is not hungry, did you hear it, our squad leader said that as long as you grasp it in the link of live shooting, then there is a great possibility to win the red flag that symbolizes the first.
The military advisor Lao Yao has already calculated that the results of the others in the entire third class are not different from those in the second class. And the most important thing is Ma Gousheng and Lin Zhan.
You can basically keep 90 bullets now, as long as you keep it tomorrow, I'll buy you whatever you want to eat, and if you can't buy it, we'll find a cooking class to help you tinker, okay, you can give a ......"
Wang Jianjun crackled and explained the stakes in great detail.
"I want to eat pig intestine ......"
"Isn't it the pig's intestine...... Pig...... Pig your sister, where am I going to find you the pig's intestine at this point......"
Yang is not hungry, it is just a joke, it is really easy to maintain such a result of 90 rings tomorrow.
I thought that the matter would pass like this, but what I didn't expect was that when I went to the cafeteria to eat in the morning, the cooking squad leader actually added a whole large piece of marinated pig intestine to his big basin.
"Strategist, isn't that you?"
"It's not me, where do I have the ability. ”
"Spear God...... You ......"
"It's not me either. ”
"You don't have to look at me, do you think it's possible? It's definitely not Dai Gang, this guy slept more than me when I woke up last night. ”
Wang Jianjun quickly denied it.
"You don't have to guess, if it weren't for the face of Zhou Da's platoon leader, whoever has the kung fu will get up at 4 o'clock and give you a few stinky boys braised pig intestines. Eat it, there's something for everyone. Your squad leader didn't sleep all night and bought it from the slaughterhouse, killed the pig at 3 o'clock, and knocked on my door before 4 o'clock. If you stinky boys don't get good grades today, then your conscience will really be eaten by dogs. ”
The cooking squad leader is holding a large plate, which is full of sliced braised pig intestines. While adding vegetables to these people, I told them about the situation.
"Lao Yao, what should I do if I'm so moved......"
"What are you going to do, hurry up and eat! It's not a moth you've made......"
There was no accident, Yang Bu was beaten again in the back of the head......
"Don't be hungry, hurry up! ”
Because it is the intention of the old class, Yang is not hungry and refuses to waste half a point. The others really couldn't eat it, and the rest of the whole pig's intestine could only be eliminated by him, so there was the previous scene.
"Hurry, hurry...... They're all out of the, and if you listen to the military song, it's like a wild cat cheating on the mountain in the middle of the night. At such a level, except for Li Quan's second class, he didn't run. ”
"Lao Yao, let's also have the whole song, since we have to take the first place in the assessment, then we have to take the first place in this song. Think about it, in addition to the usual songs, is there any song that is shocking enough to make a moxibustion populace!"
Yang Bu was hungry and swallowed the last large intestine enough to make this very constructive suggestion.
"Yes!...... This person is the mother...... Ah, this person is Mom...... This man gave me life...... Give me a home...... That's it, it's definitely a moxibustion population!"
"I'll hammer you to death! What a bad idea, you think this is a funeral singing this!"
Sure enough, the 125MB memory of the 98 intermittent stuttering system brain is definitely only the only one to be beaten.
"Ma Songhua, get out of the way, don't be foolish. What an IQ!"
"Lao Yao, there are only a few songs that this army sings back and forth. And there's nothing new about it, so why don't you switch to shouting slogans?"
Yang is not hungry and sighed and proposed again.
"Not bad, not bad! The little comrade's head is flexible, tell me what kind of slogan should be used for this? It is necessary to be domineering and moxibustion to the population. ”
So, ten people's heads collided and gurgled together......
Today's training ground really carried the unique solemn atmosphere of the military camp. On the high platform stood the company commander Chen Jingshan. Xu Zhengwen, the political commissar of the regiment, and Tie Kang, the commander of the reconnaissance company, also came over to join in the fun. Standing on the side were a platoon leader Zhou Bo, a second platoon leader Xu Xing, and a third platoon leader Li Quan. Since he was the squad leader and the platoon leader, he did not lead the team offstage.
"Lao Yao, look, it's coming out!"
Yang was not hungry, they hid in the dormitory upstairs and watched the excitement down.
"Unity is strength...... Unity is strength......
The best one to be in the limelight is indeed the third row and the second class, and as soon as they step out of the dormitory, they will be the first to sound, what is this called, this is called the first to catch people! Look, Lin Zhan and Ma Gousheng are holding their chests up, and the steps are so snapping, and the honor guard of the three armed forces is probably at this level. ”
At this time, the other two squads in the third row also walked towards the training ground with a song under the leadership of their respective squad leaders. The assessment has not yet begun, and this "fighting song" is really the "vanguard".
"Fortunately, we had the foresight, and there were only a few songs that were sung back and forth, and there was really no use for fart except that my voice was hoarse. ”
"The military advisor really strategized, and everything was arranged by the military advisor. ”
"You're welcome...... Kind ......"
In less than 15 minutes, almost all of the recruits in the barracks were already on the training ground except for the third shift, which had not yet arrived. At this time, the entire training ground is like a hodgepodge, and the scene is called a "chaos". It's not that the team is chaotic, but the singing is chaotic. Seeing that the military song of this class had just started, the class over there used another song to suppress the other party to death. But before he could sing two more sentences, another new song would come in and act as a shit-stirring stick.
The "battle" has continued to this day, and the second squad, which was originally like a fighter in a rooster, will inevitably be slaughtered.
"Yes, that's the smell of gunpowder. Such a soldier is a howling soldier!"
I have to say that even Xu Zhengwen, the political commissar of the regiment, nodded with satisfaction in this scene.
"Have you all arrived?"
"Two rows of people. ”
"The third row has also arrived. ”
"It seems that the third shift in a row has not yet arrived?"
Discovering this, Zhou Bo's face suddenly turned pale. Xu Zhengwen, the political commissar of the regiment on the side, also looked over.
Just when Chen Jingshan just wanted to speak, there were bursts of domineering slogans in the distance and quickly overwhelmed the audience!
"Master Zhou Boban...... Wencheng Wude...... Thousands of years...... Dominate the rivers and lakes ......"
Is it domineering? Absolutely domineering! Is there a moxibustion population? Is there anything more powerful than the slogans of Jin Yong's predecessors?
All the singing stopped, because suddenly there was really no more powerful slogan to fight back.
"Hah...... This...... This group of boys is interesting. The soldiers are not tired of cheating, and they actually thought of such a play. And it's the finale, and the timing is too good. The young man really had a wonderful idea, and I think the next assessment must be very interesting. ”
Chen Jingshan ignored Xu Zhengwen's cloudy face, and praised while laughing and praising himself.
Compared with Xu Zhengwen's black face and Company Commander Chen's smiling face, Zhou Bo really made a big red face at this time. He always knew that the monkeys in Class 3 were more capable of messing around, but he didn't expect it to be like this.
"Zhou Bo, I think this trick will definitely not escape the planning of that Yao Bing in your class. I heard that he is still the military advisor of your third class?"
Tie Kang looked at his soldiers and was embarrassed, so he deliberately diverted the topic to relieve him.
"I don't know who this plan is, but this slogan is definitely made up by this kid Yang Buxing. Some time ago, he borrowed a whole set of Jin Yong's novels from me. ”
Chen Jingshan said with a smile without thinking about it.
"Nonsense, this is the barracks. This Yang is not hungry, it is too unusual. ”
was said by Xu Zhengwen like this, and everyone had to stop talking for the time being.
There is a lot of fun in the confrontation on the stage. The outstanding third class saw that the people around him stopped singing, so they put away the slogan.
The second class, who was not convinced, saw the cold scene for a while and thought he had seized the opportunity. Under the leadership of Lin Zhan, there was a roar.
Before the song "Three Disciplines and Eight Attentions" was sung, it was stabbed back by thousands of years of domination of the rivers and lakes.
Looking at Lin Zhan's face that had turned the color of pig liver, Yang Bu was hungry and could be described as a cool word in his heart. Next is not only the second class, as long as there is still the squad leader who can't think of singing, the sentence of the third class that dominates the rivers and lakes will definitely make people crazy.
Needless to say, a crow suddenly appeared in the flock of larks, and the entertainment atmosphere of a harmonious society was completely destroyed in this way. In the end, Company Commander Chen couldn't stand it, so he had to call it a stop. The key is that the slogan shouted from Dai Gang's pockmarked face is too terrifying, just like "Bao" on the upper body.
As a result, this time, the "Battle Song" defense battle supervised by Comrade Yang Buhang, directed by Comrade Yao Bing, and headed by Comrade Dai Gang achieved a historic victory......
In the recruit assessment, the first highlight is, of course, the obstacle course. When Tie Kang saw the wooden wall on the training ground, he naturally thought of the feat of some guy throwing people into the mud puddle behind the wooden wall from the front of the wooden wall.
This time there is only one chance per class in the cross-course of the show jump. In the case of meeting the requirements of the rules, the shortest time is 10 points out of 10, and then 1 point will be subtracted from every second, and the order of appearance will be determined by lot.
The first one to play will always have a little advantage, after all, there is no psychological burden that is not so heavy, and it basically will not affect the performance.
However, Lady Luck really looks like Lin Zhan's child daughter-in-law, and sure enough, they were the first to appear. And Zhang Xiaofan, who went to the lottery on behalf of the third class, was drawn third, which is neither good nor bad.
There was no danger in the obstacle course, and the second class scored 10 points without any waves. However, Yang Buxing's third class was in second place with a slight gap of 9.8 points. In fact, the gap in this project is not particularly large, after all, it is something that has to be done every day. The assessment is just a matter of doing what you do every day.
This is tied for second place, and with the addition of three classes, there are as many as three classes. The rest were only 0.1 or 0.2 points apart, but this slight gap made Lin Zhan's second class start to tremble, as if it would really keep the first place......