293, Great War
Lived in the hotel, it is really not good, the bed is hardwood, only a layer of straw is spread on it, this bed is not strong, Zhao Yunxiang slept in the room is "creaking" non-stop.
Meng Meng lives next door to Zhao Yunxiang, to be precise, next door to Han Qianluo and Zhao Yunxiang!
The two are fighting, and it is obvious that Han Qianluo is at a disadvantage!
Because, Teacher Han is screaming, with a crying tone.
"Ahhh
"I said, can't you be quiet?" Meng Meng couldn't bear it, "What's the name of the ghost in the middle of the night?"
However, there is still a lot of movement next door!
Wave after wave!
Wave after wave!
Even, Han Qianluo actually cried and called Dad!
"Zhao Yunxiang, you bastard!bastard!" Meng Meng showed a touch of doting and whispered, "My Qianluo!!"
Mengmeng is not happy here, and I feel uncomfortable!
Xiao Yuxi is also unlucky, she also lives next door!
And there is a hole in the wall here, not only can you hear clearly, but you can also see Zhao Yunxiang galloping on a horse.
"......" Xiao Yuxi was curled up in the corner, hugging his knees, his head retracted into the crook of his arm, and then sobbing and rippling.
It's a torment for her!
How she wished that man was herself!
However, she could only listen to Zhao Yunxiang and others...... and the sound of your own heartbreak.
......
Next!
Zhao Yunxiang got up, he was hearty last night, and when he got up, he felt a little sore in his waist, and Han Qianluo next to him was like a kitten, with a tired face.
On the wooden bed, there is a thick animal skin, which is a piece of sloth fur, because the hair is soft, it has been carried by Zhao Yunxiang all the time.
In the prehistoric world, the ground sloths have been roaming around the corners, and they are the purveyors of fruits.
The height of the ground sloth is about 5 meters, and they can hold on to the tree with their forelimbs and stand on their hind limbs, so that they can give full play to their length advantages.
The key is in length, not height, because the earth sloth can't walk upright, usually on all fours!
Unexpectedly, this fur really came in handy last night!
Han Qianluo's red pill was sprinkled on the animal skin, bright and eye-catching!
"Are you awake?" Seeing Han Qianluo open his eyes, Zhao Yunxiang said softly.
His beloved finally belonged to him completely, and Zhao Yunxiang's heart was more cheerful and had a sense of accomplishment.
“...... Well...... I.. Han Qianluo wanted to speak and stopped, slurring, looking a little cute.
"Hehe, I just like your slurring and vague appearance!" Zhao Yunxiang lightly touched Han Qianluo's willow eyebrows, and the latter squinted his eyes slightly, looking very enjoyable.
"Pervert!"
Han Qianluo, who is new to personnel, is a little shy, she was almost smashed yesterday.
As for whether Zhao Yunxiang used tempering, this is unknown!
"Get up quickly, let's go down to eat!" Zhao Yunxiang said, "I consumed a lot of physical strength last night, and I need to eat a lot!"
Zhao Yunxiang suddenly felt very hungry, maybe it had something to do with last night's battle, or maybe it was because he found Han Qianluo, and he was very happy in his heart.
As the saying goes, people are in good spirits when they are happy!
"You...... You turn around first, I'm going to get dressed!" Han Qianluo pushed Zhao Yunxiang weakly, she was still a little shy.
"It's an old husband and wife, why are you still shy?" Zhao Yunxiang pulled the corners of his mouth, revealing a lustful smile, he laughed, "Come, I'll help you!"
"Spare me!" Han Qianluo wanted to escape, but he accidentally got involved somewhere.
Suddenly bared his teeth in pain!
"I suddenly thought of a joke!" Zhao Yunxiang said coldly.
“?”
Han Qianluo was stunned for a moment, then shook his head, "If you don't listen or don't listen, it's not a good thing!"
"Said that there was a woman bathing in the lotus pond, there was a small shrimp to blame, the woman was miserable, she tried all means, but could not take out the small shrimp, and had no choice but to go to the doctor. ”
Zhao Yunxiang pondered for a moment, "Do you know what the doctor said?"
"I don't know......" Han Qianluo's expression was a little exciting, this kind of thing can't happen at all, okay?
"The doctor said, it's not good to take it out, I'll pound it into shrimp paste for you!" Zhao Yunxiang nodded, "The joke is over." ”
"......" Han Qianluo.
Hotel lobby!
Meng Meng was sitting on the table, facing a table of bacon, Xiao Nizi had no appetite at all.
"Eldest sister, how much can you eat?" Liu Yang admired Meng Meng very much, this little girl saved all of them, and at this moment, she was being a sage.
"Don't eat, don't eat!" Meng Meng looked at the dry bacon, clenched her fists, and said angrily, "I tossed for half a night last night, and I haven't gotten up yet!"
"Ah...... Oh!" Liu Yang thought for a moment, and then said, "That's it, it's so hateful!"
This is a super boss, as long as he stammers well, he can become a master!
Or, she'll have a crush on me!
That's right!
I, Liu Yang, am pretentious, my appearance, my life, my encounters, and my name are all proper protagonist configurations!
When the time comes, I'm going to open a harem!
This woman ......
"Hey, hey, hey......" Liu Yang let out a disgusting laugh.
"Get out of here!" Meng Meng said lightly.
"I just want to comfort you......" Liu Yang was puzzled, why did Meng Meng flip through the book, oh no!
"It's annoying to look at you!" Meng Meng said angrily, "If you don't go, I'll throw you out!"
"......" Liu Yang could only leave in disgrace.
Kneeling and licking failed, Liu Yang was very embarrassed, and then this guy was ridiculed by the two black men who spoke very angrily.
"Sam, do you know what it means to kneel and lick failure?" asked Zhang Debai, propped himself on the table with one hand and holding his swarthy cheek.
"Wasn't that just now?" Sam asked, pointing to Liu Yang, who was walking over in the gray sky.
"It seems to be!" Zhang Debai grinned and asked Liu Yang, "What does it feel like to kneel and lick failure?"
"You!" Liu Yang suddenly felt that his face couldn't be hung up, being provoked like this, Liu Yang dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, after all, these two goods were the kind of celebrities around Zhao Yunxiang and belonged to his henchmen!
"Hahahaha......"
"Liu Yang, don't be shy, let's help you share it when you say it, what's wrong with kneeling and licking failure?"
Many people followed suit, making Liu Yang's face suddenly look ugly, just like eating dung.
"You guys!" Liu Yang raised his eyebrows coldly, but then, his momentum still weakened.
Hum!
Lao Tzu is the protagonist!
You insult me like this!
You'll regret it!
Everyone was waiting for Zhao Yunxiang and Han Qianluo, and not long after, the two came out of the room.
At this moment, Han Qianluo walks very strangely, basically the way of a crab, and her neck is full of strawberries.
Seeing Han Qianluo like this, Meng Meng suddenly became angry, rushed up with an arrow step, and smashed Zhao Yunxiang with a punch.
"Bastard, I'm going to kill you!!"