Chapter 89: Jiang Ziya and Zhang Tianle Duel (Super Chapter, One Chapter Top Two Chapters)
The sun shines on the land of Anji City.
The flag of Fuyuan Inn, the first hotel in Anji City, fluttered in the wind.
Zhang Tianle sat at a table, and next to him sat a palm-sized red rabbit horse.
Across the table are Shen Jiang and Shen Gong.
The shopkeeper brought four servings of yellow stewed chicken.
Zhang Tianle looked down at the yellow stewed chicken, and then squinted at Shen Jiang: "Nothing to be courteous, either treachery or theft." Say, what a conspiracy!"
Shen Jiang smiled and said, "It's nothing, you bothered to teach Xiao Miya, so please have a meal and express your gratitude." ”
Zhang Tianle raised his eyebrows: "Really?"
Shen Jiang nodded: "Of course it's true." Komiya has changed a lot now, and he is mature and sensible a lot. ”
Zhang Tianle picked up the chopsticks: "Then I'm welcome." ”
The red rabbit horse holds a spoon between its two front hooves and has just served the chicken.
Zhang Tianle put all the meat in his bowl into the bowl of the red rabbit horse, and then added the white radish in the bowl of the red rabbit horse to his bowl.
The red rabbit horse held the chicken pieces, moved the circles of his eyes to be red, and his nose was sour: "......"
I was moved for no more than five seconds.
Zhang Tianle changed the bowls of the two, the chicken was all Zhang Tianle's, and the white radishes were all red rabbit horses.
Chitu Ma held the chicken cube, looked confused, and scolded in his heart: "I Tema is blind and blind, and the lard is blind, so I believe that the prodigal goods will be so good to me." ”
Zhang Tianle used chopsticks to put the chicken in the spoon of the red rabbit horse into his bowl, and then put a piece of white radish in the spoon of the red rabbit horse.
Red Rabbit Horse's eyes burned with anger: "......"
Zhang Tianle said seriously: "Eat less meat, eating meat is easy to gain weight, and gaining weight is not a work-related injury and cannot be reimbursed." I am willing to sacrifice myself for others and risk gaining weight to eat so much meat for you. ”
"Smack!" the red rabbit horse bent the iron spoon and turned his head angrily not to look at Zhang Tianle.
Shen Jiang smiled and said, "Mr. Ergou, don't bully the Red Rabbit Horse." Little two, let's have another yellow stewed chicken. ”
The shopkeeper brought another one.
The red rabbit horse directly hugged the clay pot, protected the yellow stewed chicken, and did not let Zhang Tianle get close.
Zhang Tianle was just about to stretch out his chopsticks.
The red rabbit horse took a deep breath: "Ah sneeze ......"
The red rabbit horse's saliva was all sprayed into the yellow stewed chicken.
Zhang Tianle has a black line: "......"
This rabbit, shameless strength learned from whom.
Small talk at the dinner table.
Shin Kang mentioned that he was proposed to marriage by a person, and the other party was stalked.
Zhang Tianle's eyes widened on the spot: "Emma, who is so blind and actually pursues you, isn't he afraid of being beaten to death by you?"
Shen Jiang had a sunny smile on his face: "What did you say?"
The teacup was crushed by Shin Jiang and sprinkled on the table like powder.
Zhang Tianle hurriedly changed his words: "Miss Shenjiang has a beautiful appearance and a moonlight, unparalleled in the world, everyone loves her, flowers bloom, sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers, picking one ...... in a thousand miles"
Shen Jiang smiled and said, "People are not as good as you say." ”
Zhang Tianle asked curiously, "Did you promise him?"
Shen Jiang shook his head and said, "It's too sudden, I can't accept it." Moreover, this guy harasses me around our house from morning to night, day and night, and he shows up wherever he goes, which is really annoying. ”
Zhang Tianle raised his eyebrows and asked, "Really?"
Shen Jiang nodded: "So, I want to ask you to pretend to be my boyfriend and let him retreat." ”
Zhang Tianle shook his head: "I can't agree to this, I have someone I like, in case our family holds Yingluo and misunderstands my relationship with you, it will be bad." ”
Shen Jiang thought for a while, and deliberately stimulated Zhang Tianle: "He looks more handsome than you!"
Zhang Tianle's temper broke out on the spot: "Where is this stalker, come out quickly, I want to duel with you." ”
Shen Jiang smiled and said, "Don't shout, he can't be here." ”
Zhang Tianle shouted: "The white-haired uncle stalker, if you have the ability, stand up now, I want to duel with you!"
Shen Jiang shook his hand: "How could he ...... here?"
"Who wants to duel with me!" Jiang Ziya crawled out from under a table and looked around.
Shen Jiang had a black line: "It's really tracking here." ”
Shen Gong had a black line: "What the hell...... It's really ......."
Jiang Ziya stared at Zhang Tianle.
Zhang Tianle stared at Jiang Ziya.
It was as if there was an invisible lightning bolt between the eyes of the two of them, striking each other.
Shen Jiang walked up to Zhang Tianle and was about to introduce Zhang Tianle.
Zhang Tianle pushed Shen Jiang away: "Go cool on the side, this is a matter between men." ”
The corners of Shen Jiang's mouth twitched: "That, can I say something?"
Jiang Ziya Zhang Tianle: "Can't!"
Jiang Ziya asked with a cold face: "It's that you want to duel with me?"
Zhang Tianle hugged the wooden sword to his chest: "Not bad." I heard you're courting Miss Shenjiang?"
Jiang Ziya nodded: "Yes, in this way, you are also pursuing Miss Shen Jiang?"
Zhang Tianle had a straight face: "If I win against you, you will disappear in front of Miss Shen Jiang forever." If you win against me, I will disappear in front of Shen Jiang forever, and I will no longer hinder you and Shen Jiang. ”
Jiang Ziya nodded: "Okay!"
Zhang Tianle looked serious: "It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, let's duel today!"
Jiang Ziya nodded: "Okay!"
Zhang Tianle flew out of the door of the inn directly: "The space in the house is too small, go outside to fight." ”
Jiang Ziya jumped up and caught up with Zhang Tianle.
The two of them took off in the inn, moved quickly, and flew into the street.
Zhang Tianle clicked on the roof of the vegetable shed on his toes and flew up to the roof.
Jiang Ziya tapped on the top of a passerby's head on his toes and flew up to the roof.
Zhang Tianle continued to fly and flew towards the central square of the city.
Jiang Ziya chased after Zhang Tianle and flew towards the central square of the city.
Zhang Tianle deliberately slowed down and let Jiang Ziya catch up.
Jiang Ziya was really fooled.
Zhang Tianle took Jiang Ziya to deliberately go around in circles in the city, consuming Jiang Ziya's true yuan.
Anyway, Zhang Tianle has the effect of recovering the true yuan three times a day, and if Jiang Ziya's true yuan is exhausted, if he wants to recover all the true yuan, it will be impossible to recover all the true yuan in three days and two days.
Flying from noon to afternoon, the two didn't stop at all.
Jiang Ziya chased after Zhang Tianle, panting tiredly.
Shen Jiang and Shen Gong also chased the two of them for a whole afternoon, and they were so tired that their legs were almost lame.
Zhang Tianle landed in the middle of the central square.
Jiang Ziya landed opposite Zhang Tianle.
Zhang Tianle clenched his scabbard: "Uncle, make a move!"
Jiang Ziya pulled out a straight knife: "I'm not an uncle, I'm a young man!"
Zhang Tianle rushed to Jiang Ziya: "Ahh......h
Jiang Ziya rushed to Zhang Tianle: "Ahh......h
Zhang Tianle suddenly stopped: "Wait a minute!"
Jiang Ziya stopped: "What are you doing?"
Zhang Tianle held his stomach: "Emma, my stomach hurts, go to the toilet first and then duel!"
The corners of Jiang Ziya's mouth twitched.
Zhang Tianle didn't care whether Jiang Ziya agreed or not, turned around and ran.
Jiang Ziya had a black line: "I went to the toilet before the duel, and it was really the first time I encountered it." ”
Shen Jiang and Shen Gong, and the red rabbit horse rushed over.
Only Jiang Ziya stood alone in the square, and there was no trace of Zhang Tianle.
The crowd of onlookers grew.
Soon the entire square was filled.
Zhang Tianle walked to the bathroom, pulled out the wooden ink unicorn, then took out a knife and began to saw the wooden ink unicorn.
The sun is setting.
Zhang Tianle sat on the toilet and leisurely looked at the book "Golden Vase Plum", oh, no, seriously looked at "Chivalrous Liver and Courage".
And, on the square.
Jiang Ziya waited very impatiently: "Did this kid fall into the pit? Why hasn't he come out yet?" ”
"Gollum ......" Jiang Ziya's stomach came with a hungry cry.
Jiang Ziya didn't eat lunch, he kept waiting, and until now, it's time to finish dinner.
Zhang Tianle walked out of the thatched house, wandered around the street, walked to a pastry shop, bought some pastries, and ate them as he walked.
After eating the pastries, Zhang Tianle went to the noodle stall again, bought a bowl of beef noodles, ate a large bowl of noodles, and even drank the soup clean.
The sun sets.
A few crows flew over the sunset.
Bored shouted: "Quack quack...... Rattle...... Quack ......"
Zhang Tianle still didn't appear in the square.
The sun is completely setting and night is approaching.
Jiang Ziya was dizzy with hunger, but he still stuck to his promise and waited for Zhang Tianle to come over for a duel.
Shen Jiang walked up to Jiang Ziya: "That, uncle, why don't you go first." ”
The corners of Jiang Ziya's mouth twitched: "How many times have you said it, don't call me uncle, I'm just a young man, I'm only sixteen years old." As for that kid, he shouldn't be afraid of a duel and run away. ”
Shen Jiang smiled and said, "Don't worry, Ergou will definitely not run away." Maybe he ate something and had diarrhea. ”
Jiang Ziya was very impatient: "It's been too long to have diarrhea." If he doesn't come out for so long, he must have hemorrhoids!"
Shin Kang turned around and walked away in embarrassment.
At this time.
After Zhang Tianle finished eating, he walked into the bathhouse and went to take a bath.
I also called a bath worker to rub the bath.
Because the scrubbing skills are too good.
Zhang Tianle fell asleep: "Huhuhuhu......"
Night falls.
The moon hangs in the sky.
Jiang Ziya is still waiting for Zhang Tianle.
Shen Jiang persuaded again: "Uncle, you better go." ”
Jiang Ziya said very firmly: "No, the gentleman said, the horse is difficult to chase, I will wait for him to come." At first I didn't believe he had hemorrhoids, but now I'm sure that he definitely had hemorrhoids and, unfortunately, before the duel, hemorrhoids flare-up. At this time, he must have quietly applied medicine to his ass in a medical center. ”
Shen Jiang: "......"
After taking a bath and waking up from a sleep.
Zhang Tianle changed into a new uniform, shook the fan, and walked out of the bathhouse.
On the fan is written the simple and unpretentious five big characters "the first handsome in the world"
Passing by the tavern, Zhang Tianle bought a gourd wine and strolled around while drinking.
Take your time.
Zhang Tianle finally walked to the square and found that Jiang Ziya hadn't left yet.
Jiang Ziya saw Zhang Tianle and asked very dissatisfiedly, "Why did you come?!"
Zhang Tianle looked at Jiang Ziya in surprise: "Emma, you are a Virgo, you are paranoid, obsessive-compulsive." It's all at this point, and I don't give up yet. ”
Jiang Ziya pulled out a straight knife: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and duel!"
Zhang Tianle rolled his eyes and bowed to Jiang Ziya.
Jiang Ziya frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"
Zhang Tianle arched his hand and said: "I've seen someone keep your promises, but I've never seen you keep your promises so much." No matter how old you are, in my heart, you are a hero, a true hero. ”
Jiang Ziya scratched his head shyly: "That, in fact, I'm not as good as you say." Although, I also feel that I am a good person. ”
Zhang Tianle took off the ink unicorn on his waist and threw it to Jiang Ziya.
Jiang Ziya grabbed Mo Qilin and asked, "What do you mean?"
Zhang Tianle smiled and said: "You are a real hero, a true hero should die on the battlefield, not be jealous." This duel is only about winning or losing, not about life and death. We duel with wooden swords, and no matter what the outcome of the duel is, you and I will have no regrets!"
Jiang Ziya nodded: "Okay." You gave me the sword, so what sword do you use?"
Zhang Tianle didn't care: "I'll just be casual." ”
So, Zhang Tianle took out a giant wooden sword two meters long and half a meter wide from the storage ring.
Compared to Zhang Tianle's giant sword, the Mumo Qilin is completely a toothpick.
Jiang Ziya has a black line: "......"
Shen Jiang has a black line: "......"
Shen Gong has a black line: "......"
Red rabbit horse with a black line: "......"
The black line of the ink unicorn hiding in the crowd: "......"
Zhang Tianle held the hilt of the sword with both hands: "Uncle, let's do it!"
Jiang Ziya pulled out his sword and rushed towards Zhang Tianle: "Say it again, I'm a young man, not an old man!"
Zhang Tianle spun the big wooden sword and rushed towards Jiang Ziya: "Ahhh......h
Jiang Ziya raised the wooden sword and slashed at Zhang Tianle: "Yayaya......"
Jiang Ziya had just run a few steps, and with a "click!", the wooden ink unicorn broke.
Jiang Ziya was dumbfounded on the spot: "What the hell, that, your sword is broken......"
Zhang Tianle sped up and rushed towards Jiang Ziya.
Jiang Ziya shook the bare hilt of the sword and hurriedly shouted, "That...... Wait a minute...... Wait a minute...... I'm looking for a new wooden sword, and this one is broken!"
"Bang!" The big wooden sword in Zhang Tianle's hand slapped directly on Jiang Ziya's body, slapping Jiang Ziya away.
"Bang!" Jiang Ziya fell out more than ten meters away.
Zhang Tianle ran over with a wooden sword in both hands, chasing Jiang Ziya and beating hard: "Don't run, stop!"
Jiang Ziya hurriedly got up: "You...... Vile...... You're a villain...... You're a ......."
"Yike...... "......Zhang Tianle wielded a giant wooden sword, caught up with Jiang Ziya, and beat Jiang Ziya violently.
Jiang Ziya was beaten and held his head with both hands: "There is a kind of fair duel with me......"
Zhang Tianle smashed Jiang Ziya with a wooden sword: "You can't surrender ......"
"Don't surrender, never surrender!" Jiang Ziya wailed, "Ahhh......h
"Bang!" the wooden sword smashed on Jiang Ziya's head.
Jiang Ziya passed out in a coma.
The wooden sword was also smashed.
Zhang Tianle shook his hair and turned to look at Shen Jiang: "How about it, my move is unexpected, it is unprepared, it has an effect!"
The red rabbit horse instantly became bigger, rushed over, and kicked Zhang Tianle with a hoof.
Zhang Tianle was kicked down directly.
Mo Qilin ran over in the form of a sword and struck at Zhang Tianle.
Chitu Ma held a wooden sign while punching and kicking Zhang Tianle: "How can I have such a shameless master as you! Phew, shame! Scum!"
Mo Qilin spat on the ground and continued to beat Zhang Tianle: "he~tui! Duel is such a sacred thing, you actually use such indiscriminate means! I, Mo Qilin, was really blind before, so I recognized you as the master!he~tui~tui~wo~tui......"
Shen Jiang saw Zhang Tianle being beaten, sneered, and praised Zhang Tianle in his heart: "Haha...... Thank you. The matter was solved by you perfectly...... It's just that it has made you infamous and miserable. ”
Zhang Tianle was carried back to the training ground of the Qingcheng sect by the Shen Palace.
Zhang Tianle, who was beaten by the Red Rabbit Horse and the Mo Qilin, had a blue nose and swollen face.
As for Jiang Ziya, Shen Jiang covered the fainted Jiang Ziya with a white cloth.