After finalizing the investment, the relationship between the three of them began to heat up, and the conversation became more harmonious, all the way into the small theater of Deyun Club, which is currently only in the small theater, because there are really not so many audiences.

Of course, even if the Grand Theater of Deyun Club is empty, it will not be rented to other families, so it will be left like that. This can be regarded as putting some pressure on several people in Deyun Club, so that they can hurry up and grow quickly.

Several people in the theater saw Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao coming in, their eyes were straight, this is the real king of comedy in China, at this time, there were already audiences who bought tickets to enter, and when they saw these two coming in, they were all excited, and they ran up to ask for a group photo, but unfortunately there was no camera.

Cang Yaozu has, he hurriedly asked the staff to get the camera, he had already planned to take pictures of these invited guests, and then hang the photos in the theater to attract guests, of course the camera is there, and it is the latest and greatest.

Looking at the elated audience, Cang Yaozu's eyes rolled, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he thought of a good idea. Deyun Club is not worried about the lack of audiences, it can be like this, every time the performance invites some stars to come, and then let a professional videographer take a group photo of them and the fans, but what about the photos, then they have to be developed, even if it is a digital camera, digital files can't be given to fans, they need to come and pick up photos next time they buy tickets and come in.

Wait for the next time, haha, there are new stars coming, take a group photo again, and then come back next time to pick it up, and so on, this small theater of 500 people, I'm afraid it will soon be insufficient. I, Cang Yaozu, is really a genius, who is not convinced, stand up for me.

When it's still popular, let the three of them come to the show once a week, well, there are many stars in the hexahedron agency, Rong Shao will start promoting the first film he directed in a few days, these people must be invited over, just hold the premiere next door, don't come to Deyun Club to hang out, are you embarrassed?

Titanic will be released on New Year's Day next year, and the premiere will be held, and Xiao Lizi will also be invited, and there will be more and more stars in the future, Iron Man Wu Xiupo, Deadpool Little Cheap, by the way, Deadpool should not be able to enter domestic theaters.

Whatever, when the time comes, let them wear Iron Man armor and Deadpool suit to come over and listen to cross talk, cross talk is like this, whether it is a domestic or foreign star, even a Marvel superhero, they all love to listen to cross talk.

Cang Yaozu still doesn't believe that there is no video website, and he can't hype a Deyun Club, what is linkage, this is linkage. That's what Cang Yaozu is good at.

Thinking of this, Cang Yaozu himself admired himself. He walked a few steps briskly to the stage of the theater, turned on the microphone, and began his speech: "Dear audience and friends, here I thank you for coming on behalf of Deyun Club, today is the premiere of our Deyun Club's cross talk theater, you are here."

Our famous comedy stars and comedy kings have come here to support Deyun Club, and our staff are all professional, and they will take photos of you and your idols.

But as for the photos, I can't give them to you today, we have to develop them, and we don't have your contact information, so you can only get these precious photos when you come to listen to cross talk next time.

Tell the photographer your seat number when you take a photo, so that you can find it quickly when you come to pick up the photo. By the way, remember to buy a ticket when you come to pick up a photo, you can't get in if you don't buy a ticket, what do we mean by doing this, I think you all should understand, tell me, isn't it?"

"Boss, you're too dark, we protest. Deyun Club hurry up and change the boss, this boss is too dark, hurry up and change to a white spot. ”

"Quiet, quiet. Hear me out. As the saying goes, don't talk, don't laugh, don't be lively, first of all, let's set a rule, when expressing dissatisfaction, let's shout together, to stretch the sound, to be neat, come, friends on the scene, let's come together, I shout ready. Come, prepare, get up!"

"Phew"

"Okay, the quality of our audience this session is very high, and the coaxing is so neat, come, do it again, prepare, get up!"

"Phew"

"Okay, Ery, it's perfect, when I hear you make such a fuss, our actors on stage will be very excited, they will be able to know your emotions now, this interaction is there, interaction is the biggest advantage of our theater cross talk."

Next, I will continue to say, when you buy a ticket to listen to cross talk next time, not only can you get the photos you took with the star last time for free, what else can you do, yes, while you hear the good cross talk, you can continue to take photos with the new star, do you feel happy?"

"Phew"

"Well, I hear you, if you don't want to continue taking pictures with celebrities, then we won't invite celebrities anymore. ”

"Phew"

"Please, you're really hard to serve. Of course, our Deyun Club's cross talk is also difficult to serve, as long as you hear it once, then you can't quit, this is called a deep sea in Deyun, and from then on you are a passerby. ”

"I don't know what discipline is? Your knowledge is really too narrow, discipline is integrity, and discipline is conduct. What this sentence says is, as soon as you listen to the cross talk of our Deyun Club, you will no longer have discipline, hey, no, this sentence can also be changed, as soon as you listen to the cross talk, it is like the sea, and you will be a Deyun person from now on. Yes, this sentence is good, please write it down and go back and copy it 100 times. ”

"Phew"

Cang Yaozu walked backstage and got a guitar. At this time, there were already a lot of spectators entering, and some friends invited by Cang Yaozu also came to the scene, some were already seated, and some were taking photos with the audience. It seems that in the future, there will be small counters on both sides of the stage of the small theater to take photos.

"Good evening everyone, dear tired Sen'an folks, today we Deyun Club premiere, as the host of tonight, I will give you a piece of talent first, and then invite the head and deputy head of our Deyun Club, everyone will say yes. ”

"Phew"

"You say yes, it seems that I'm quite popular, I'm Ah Yao, remember, this handsome and handsome person in front of you is called Ah Yao, especially the beautiful girls, you must remember me, otherwise I will go to you when you take a bath, you must remember me, I am your male god Ah Yao!

Okay, back to the topic, cross talk pays attention to the four lessons of learning to tease and sing, and I will sing a song to you today to explore the Qingshui River, but this is not actually singing, the singing in cross talk refers to singing Taiping lyrics, so I am learning to sing.

Exploring the Qingshui River is a local song, singing opera songs, which is within the scope of learning, which can be called learning to sing. Next, please listen to this little song from our Yandu local, okay, everyone will come to some applause and encouragement in a while, otherwise I won't get off the stage. ”

"Phew"

"Everyone was so enthusiastic and came. ”

Male:

The sharp willow leaves on the tips of the peach leaves cover the sky

This Ming Ah Gong in his position listens carefully to what I have to say

This matter is in the Jingxi Indigo Factory

The firearms battalion of the Blue Indigo Factory has a pine old three

mentioned that the three of them sold big cigarettes

has no children in her life and gave birth to a female Chanjuan

The girl's name is Da Lian, handsome and good-looking

No one picks this flower, no one plays the pipa, no one plays the strings

Girl:

The slave is like the sable cicada Si Lu Bu

It's like Yan Po regretting sitting upstairs and thinking about Zhang San

When the sun sets, the autumn insects make a noise

The sixth brother who thinks about it day and night

Came to my door

I made an appointment to meet tonight

Da Lian, I replied shyly, bowed my head and said nothing

A more drum, the girl tears rippled

Thinking about the second father, I love to smoke opium

Delayed the marriage of the little slave

If youth is in the past, there is nowhere to find a teenager

The second watch drum sends a small six to climb the wall

alarmed the daughter of the house who was infatuated

Hurriedly opened the door double leaf

Hold it firmly in one hand and pull it into the small enemy

The three drums are noisy, and the moon shines in the sky

The sixth brother came to the girl's heart

Mandarin ducks, let's talk about what is in our hearts

I held the enemy in one hand, and I was careful of my liver

Male:

On the fifth watch, he knows the affection of the father

Shameless, this girl has ruined my court

I'm going to beat you today

I will not be merciful if the leather whip is dipped in cold water

Da Lian was forced to jump into the river without saying anything

Alerted the sixth brother to explore the Qingshui River

Lover, you died for me

Sister Da Lian, go slowly, wait for the sixth brother

The autumn rain rains and frost fall on the Qingshui River

A pair of amorous people both jumped into the river

An infatuated woman, this amorous man

made up a little song to explore the Qingshui River

"Just now, I learned to sing a small song from our Yandu for everyone, and if you can't sing well, let's listen to it. ”

"It's good, there are too many male gods to be versatile, and you can still have a female voice, do you want to do it again?" someone in the audience shouted loudly, this is really not the childcare arranged by Cang Yaozu.

"Hehe, and let me sing again, tonight is the premiere of Deyun Club, our big BSS hasn't come up yet, I can't take the lead in this opening." ”

"Refund. ”

"Wait, I just heard someone shouting for a refund, security guard, security guard, hurry up and give it to me! Haha, this audience, don't be afraid, I'll ask the security guard to coax the mosquitoes in the theater."

I would like to reiterate here that non-refunds are the consistent purpose of our Deyun Club, so it is impossible to refund tickets, and it is impossible in this life. Okay, next, I would like to invite Guo Degang, the head of our Deyun Club, and his partner Mr. Yu Qian, please. ”

Cang Yaozu walked off the stage, but he sat directly under the stage and listened to cross talk. Lu Chuqing reserved a seat for him, and on the other side sat Sophie, Sophie also gave him a thumbs up, among the girls present, the best level was Sophie. Cang Yaozu shook Sophie's little hand and watched the performance of the two people on stage.

Guo Degang: Hello everyone, welcome everyone to come here to listen to cross talk, let me introduce myself first. The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, looking up at the bright moon, I am Guo Degang. Thank you, thank you for your support, thank you for your encouragement to me alone, I am a non-famous cross talk actor Guo Degang, today, let me tell you a paragraph...

Yu Qian: Wait a minute.

Guo: Speaking of cross talk, pay attention to four homework...

Yu: Wait a minute.

Guo: Hey.

Yu: I'll discuss something with you.

Guo: Okay.

Yu: I'm here to listen to cross talk, I'm deaf, I can hear clearly on stage, and I still don't have the money to buy a ticket.

Guo: I've always thought that what you like is to listen to cross talk on stage, and you don't pay for it.

Yu: This is my job, I'm standing here, this is stand-up comedy, I'm going down, that's stand-up comedy, not a form.

Guo: Just kidding, this person next to me doesn't need to be introduced, everyone knows him, he is a famous director and film and television actor.

Yu: Famous and dare not be, he has acted in several TV series.

Guo: Let me introduce, my partner's surname is Donkey Mingqian...

Yu: Huh, my surname is Yu, not a donkey, there is a surname donkey.

Guo: Just kidding, I would like to introduce solemnly, my partner's surname is Yuming Qianzi Qilin, and I took Qilin on stage this time...

Yu: Wait a little longer, wait a little longer, how can I change your son's name to this, which word Qilin?

Guo: I don't know what you say.

Yu: There are no words.

Guo: The surname is Yue, the name is Fei, and the word Pengju.

Yu: Hmm.

Guo: The surname is Zhang Mingfei Yide.

Yu: That was before.

Guo: The surname is the name of the word Qilin.

Yu: No, no, no.

Guo: No?

Yu: The current name is not particular about giving words.

Guo: Hey, yes, hey, do you have that English name?

Yu: Not at all.

Guo: Hey.

Yu: What's wrong?

Guo: My son still has an English name, listen to it.

Yu: He's him, and he has nothing to do with me.

Guo: Hey, didn't I give it to you?

Yu: Why do you want to give it to me?

Guo: Why didn't I give it to you?

Yu: No, what do you mean?

Guo: That's one.

Yu: No, I said audience, you guys have let me out, right, it's good to say goodbye.

The two professional cross talk actors on the stage quickly controlled the scene, and they were all the norm in the cross talk industry, and the effect was good, and the laughter in the audience continued. After Guo Yu and the two finished talking about this paragraph, they followed another paragraph, but now there are not so many people in the background, so they can only rely on the two of them to support the scene.

After the two cross talks, Guo Yu and the two walked off the stage, and the curtain was replaced by Sun Yue and Sun Fatzi, and then Xu Liang and Li Jing came up, the two of them teased and praised each other, the style was a little different from Guo Yu's style, and the laughter on the field was a little worse, but it was not bad.

When the two of them got off the stage, Cang Yaozu came up again, and he invited Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao to the stage and asked them to chat with the audience.

"Hello everyone, I'm Chen Xiaoer, I'm meeting with you again, Lao Mao'er and I have been rehearsing the sketch show for the Spring Festival Gala recently, and I've been a little busy recently, yesterday Ah Yao invited the two of us to come over to see Cuihua, the premiere of the drama on sauerkraut, we couldn't be there, I'm sorry.

We have decided to live in this Houhai Theater in the future, and our Avenue Company will rent a theater here to perform dramas, yes, we will also rehearse comedy style dramas like Cuihua and Sauerkraut, which are not so serious, and we will also try to bring joy to everyone and work hard to do it. ”

"Xiao Er invited me and Ah Yao to join his Avenue Company, and we will join forces to bring more laughter to everyone, so our brothers will be neighbors with Deyun Club in the future, and you must go over to support us in the future, and the courtesy is still exchanged, right?"

Guo Degang also came to the stage, and then he answered: "Hey, I was waiting here." No problem, our Deyun Club is not afraid of competition, and in the future, we will laugh louder than which side. ”

After chatting for a while, Zhu Chen and the others left.

"Next, it is Uncle Ge and Xiao Gangcang, who strongly ask to come on the stage to tell you a paragraph, well, I guess it should be Director Feng who is teasing. ”

"Hello everyone, I'm very happy that the art of cross talk can return to the small theater, theater cross talk is a very interactive form of comedy, this art form has its unique charm, I won't say cross talk, but Yuko and I are both engaged in comedy, and they are also peers, both of which create laughter. Although we are engaged in film and television comedy, we also need to come over often to absorb some comedy nutrition, and we will come often in the future. ”

"Well, we will definitely come often, but let's go to the legendary theater next door, and at the end of the year, we will release a Chinese New Year movie, Party A and Party B will be released with laughter, and when the time comes, everyone can go and see it.

Director Xiaogang and I will shoot two new films this year, there are no thieves in the world and no one will be separated, these two films are invested by Legendary Pictures, and they will meet you in the summer and New Year next year.

So, we are all in a group with Deyun Club and Dadao Company, and we all bring laughter to everyone, I hope you can give a little more encouragement, thank you!"

Guo Degang: "Your movie will be popular, and the funny thing depends on your peers, so you will be popular." Okay, thank you to the famous director Mr. Feng Xiaogang, and thank you to the famous actor Uncle Ge, your brain is too bright, brighter than me. Next, the non-famous cross talk actor Guo Degang and his partner will give you another paragraph, whether you are willing to listen, are you willing to listen, or are you willing to listen, I will never force it. ”

"Phew"

Guo: "It seems that everyone is willing to listen, so the next is a newly created cross talk, and I will go to the Spring Festival Gala." ”

This cross talk is a new book, everyone listens to it very energetically, and when Guo Yu and the two are gone, it will be the turn of Cang Yaozu and Sun Yue to play.

Cang: "Hello everyone, I'm your male god Ah Yao, this is my partner Sun Yue, both of us, we can't speak cross talk, we... ”

Sun: "Wait a while, wait a while, you don't know cross talk, I've been talking about cross talk for several years." ”

Cang: "Are you popular? Does the audience know you?"

Sun: "I'm not popular, but don't the audience know me today, and I'll be popular tomorrow." ”

Cang: "You're going to fry it tonight." ”

Sun: "What's the matter, why bomb me, I'm not a ball." ”

Cang: "Isn't there a saying called popular fried chicken, if you want to be popular, you have to have oil." Okay, let's get back to the topic, what about me, I'm not a cross talk actor at all, I'm coming up, it's mainly this Deyun Club, I invested money.

If I invest money, I will be able to make the finale, well, this is called saving the bottom in the cross talk jargon, and the meaning of saving the bottom is that this is the last show, and when it comes to this show, we won't refund the ticket. ”

Sun: "Our Deyun Club can't refund the ticket at all, okay." ”

Cang: "Okay, I want to say two main meanings, I'm not a cross talk actor, I came on stage because I invested money. So then, I'm going to ask you, why are you here?"

Sun: "I, I'm here to listen to cross talk on stage." ”

Cang: "Then you can go, I won't talk about cross talk today, I'm coming on stage to sing for everyone." ”

Sun: "Okay, I've changed the concert mode so soon, then I, then I'll just come on stage and listen to the song." ”

Cang: "You're so stinky. ”

Sun: "I learned it all from you, what kind of songs did you bring to the big guys today?"

Cang: "Okay, let's bring you a song today that the king called me to patrol the mountains, and the male and female voices are also mixed." Let's give a round of applause first. ”

Sun: "You play two roles by yourself, this is amazing." ”

Cang: "I've started, I've started." ”

Sun: "Let's start, wait." ”

Cang: "Just let me sing, what about the music, usi, up." ”

Sun: "Why don't you sing?"

Cang: "Music, stop! I forgot something, this song has a backup dance, and there is a group of my wives invited below, oops, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my mouth is floating, how can I say everything in my heart, and then invite my backup dance troupe to the stage." ”

That's right, this song Cang Yaozu found Lu Chuqing, Gini, Giselle, Sophie and Monica to dance with him, and what he taught to the girls was the magic dance step Hudun Dance. As soon as the backup dance troupe came up, it was divided into two columns, well, the first two and the last three, the first two were Monica, who danced this dance the best, and Giselle, who danced the funniest dance.

Cang: "Okay, this time it's really started, music, up." ”

I have to say, the music of the song called me to patrol the mountain and the Hudun dance are really a perfect match, and a few girls are also very happy, although they are not even, but the cute movements are so cute and magical, and several people on this dance stage are dancing more and more, and even the audience doesn't pay attention to Cang Yaozu's singing.

Well, this is not only not cross talk, but also not a concert, it has become a dance forest conference. Many of the audience stood up and twisted their waists from time to time. Cang Yaozu sang this song three times in a row, and there was a boiling on and off the stage, and then, the actors of Deyun Club in the background all came to the stage together and bowed to everyone, and today's performance is over.

At the end of the end, Cang Yaozu also told everyone that the photo with the idol can be collected on the right side of the stage with the ticket of this venue the next time you come to listen to cross talk, or you can not come in person, but no matter who comes, you have to buy a ticket to come in to get the photo, even if the audience knows Cang Yaozu's careful thoughts, they all let out a good-natured laugh.

When the audience and the invited guests were sent away, the people of Deyun Club were very excited, this time the scene was really hot, coupled with Cang Yaozu's marketing methods, the rise of Deyun Club was just around the corner.

Li Jing and Xu Liang both said that they wanted to officially join in, and Sun Yue was unwilling to join after hearing that he had a salary of 5,000 yuan per month, and in this year, 5,000 yuan is a lot of money.

Of course, Cang Yaozu welcomed it, and he also promised that next year's first Deyun Star selection will be determined Li Jing and Xu Liang, each of whom will have 1 Deyun Club shares to receive, as long as they have performed in Deyun Club for 3 years, the value of the shares can reach 1 million yuan.

Cang Yaozu knew that Li Jing was still in college, his major was business administration, and he had a clear mind about shares. At the same time, Cang Yaozu stipulated that all the actors of Deyun Club signed a brokerage contract to the hexahedron brokerage company.

Li Jing and Xu Liang's academic qualifications are still good, both of them are undergraduates, although they are not cross talk majors, but there is really no cross talk major now, and Yan Ying does not have a cross talk major, but there will be this major in Huaxi in a few years.

The cross talk major of Huaju began with a junior college class, and there was a Jia Ling among the first batch of students. This is all thanks to Feng Gong, it was he who cooperated with Huaju and Zhang Luo to do it, and Jia Ling also officially worshipped Feng Gong as a teacher. Later, Huaju seemed to have held an undergraduate class majoring in cross talk, and in terms of talents, it seems that there are really not many of them, just a few.

Since he thought of this, Cang Yaozu is ready to set up a junior college class for cross talk in Yanying first, so that he can recruit some talents to come over, and in the future, Cang Yaozu can also promote newcomers through variety shows and Deyun Club, I believe that more comedy talents will emerge.

Speaking of Deyun Club, Cang Yaozu stipulates that Deyun Club only takes 40% of the income from cross talk performances, and other advertising endorsements, film and television performances and program hosts do not take a commission, of course, this part of the income hexahedron brokerage company is to take a commission, not much, just 10. If you want to participate in other commercial performances, Deyun Club does not restrict it, but it must give priority to ensuring a certain number of performances in Deyun Club.

Everyone at the scene agreed, this rule is not harsh, it can be said to be very lenient. There is a salary, a good job, and shares to share, which is very good, everyone is very satisfied, although I always feel that this cross talk and shares are a bit out of place.

At the end of the performance, tonight's Deyun Club premiere was a complete success, Cang Yaozu and the staff cleaned up together, and everyone was separated and went home without mentioning it.

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