Chapter Twenty-Nine: Worship Me as a Teacher

"Where did you offend me? haha... It's okay if you don't say it, but as soon as you talk about it, Lao Tzu will be angry...... You offended me by giving birth to seven spiritual roots, you kid offended me by appearing in Fengming Valley that night, you stinky boy offended me by burning my bamboo as a material, you offended me by bathing in my spiritual spring, you offended me by getting acquainted with those fox friends and dogs who made my Xin Yuan unrecognizable, you offended me by using my spirit fruit as a seasoning, and you offended me even more by catching my spirit beast and roasting it......."

The more he talked, the more angry Lu Wantian became, and beat Sun Fengzhao who was already lying on the ground. However, Lu Wantian never used any spiritual power or spells to deal with Sun Fengzhao, purely by adding fists and feet. Otherwise, Sun Fengzhao's nine lives would have been over, and finally when he saw the roast leg of mutton that had already arrived in his hand, Lu Wantian muttered, "It's a pity to throw it away!"

So he scolded and sent it to his mouth. I saw the first bite of mutton in the mouth, and after the taste shocked Lu Wantian's spirit, he stopped destroying Sun Fengzhao.

"Uncle, I said uncle, isn't it good for me to have more spiritual roots, what's the matter with you? And you keep saying that everything in this valley is yours, do you have any evidence?" Sun Fengzhao, who had been relieved for a long time, looked up and saw that his leg of mutton had been eaten clean by the crazy old man in front of him, so he said these words tremblingly.

Lu Wantian, who had just finished eating a roast leg of mutton, was stunned by Sun Fengzhao's remarks. If you want to prove that he is the master here, there is really no way to come up with evidence in front of Sun Fengzhao, an idiot.

"Pap, Lao Tzu is the sky, Lao Tzu is the earth, Lao Tzu said yes is ......"

Lu Wantian's answer was very simple and domineering. Sun Fengzhao, who was hit twice again, had nothing to do, so he could only quickly shut his mouth. He is an immortal cultivator at the level of Qi refining, in front of a Yuanying cultivator like Lu Wantian, what reason is there to talk about.

"Also, don't call me uncle from today onwards, you have to worship me as a teacher!"

"Huh?" Sun Fengzhao, who was lying on the ground, blinked, thinking that he had misheard, and said in surprise: "Uncle, are you brainy...... Not so sober anymore...... Why do you want me to worship you as a teacher?"

"You dare to scold me for being old and confused, and my brain is not normal......" Sun Fengzhao, who was slapped on the pitiful buttocks by the cyan sword, jumped up like a pig. But Lu Wantian was indifferent.

"How do you know what I'm thinking?" Sun Fengzhao called out miserably.

"With your cultivation, you still dare to pretend to be a ghost in front of me, hmph, let me tell you, there is a kind of high-level spell called mind reading that I haven't heard of, you ......" Lu Wantian said with a proud face towards Sun Fengzhaoxian, who was lying on the ground.

"Hmph, do you think I want to take you as an apprentice? According to twenty years ago, with your qualifications, even if you kneel in front of me and give me hundreds of millions of spirit stones, I don't even bother to look at you!" Lu Wantian shook the small sword in his hand, brushed away his angry hair, and said solemnly.

"Then kid, why am I so 'lucky'?" Sun Fengzhao, who was lying on the ground, said the opposite, and forcibly hid the words that were ready to be scolded by Lu Wantian dozens of times in his heart. He was also very curious why this old guy who seemed to be a madman ran like crazy to beat his friends away (through his actual experience of being kicked away, Sun Fengzhao had already proved who was responsible for Hua Jue and Chu Yunfei's sudden flight away), and beat himself violently, and finally arrogantly wanted to take himself as an apprentice.

It's really strange that there are many things every year, especially this year!

"Hmph!" Lu Wantian, who could obviously see that Sun Fengzhao was talking the opposite, did not hit Sun Fengzhao this time, but hummed: "If it weren't for my mother-in-law and baby daughter begging me, in order for my grandson not to be too embarrassed in the future, I wouldn't have bothered to see you this waste......" Lu Wantian's voice at this time directly raised to the point of deafening.

Fortunately, it is not the first time that our Sun Fengzhao has heard this kind of "sound of heaven", and with the improvement of mana, he already has a certain immunity. But before Sun Fengzhao could ask Lu Wantian's wife, daughter, and grandson, he heard that Lu Wantian had already continued to threaten: "I'll tell you today that although I have taken you as an apprentice, you are not allowed to tell you about me taking you as an apprentice before you become a monk of the Jiedan, you know? If you can't become a monk in your life, you will rot this secret in the coffin." I will help you raise your son to adulthood, and after worshipping under my sect and passing on this method, I will definitely be able to train him to become a great monk. But you can't recognize him for the rest of your life, or I'll ......." Speaking of this, Lu Wantian finally showed a cunning face, as if Sun Fengzhao was an animal without dignity and let him fish and meat.

Under this threat, don't say that Sun Fengzhao, who is super timid, is a person who has no courage, and he will also be squeezed out of his blood.

"Old bastard, you listen to me, don't say that Lao Tzu doesn't have a son now, even if he does, it's not uncommon to enter your door! I want Lao Tzu to be unable to recognize him for the rest of his life, dream about it, you ......." Sun Fengzhao is out of the way, the big deal is death, but it is related to the last dignity of men, and it must be defended.

Sun Fengzhao stood up suddenly, and the bloody nature he showed made Lu Wantian's eyes light up after being stunned. But he was so angry that he trembled, raised the small sword in his hand, and was about to slaughter Sun Fengzhao in one fell swoop.

But Sun Fengzhao raised his head that would rather die than yield, and if you have the ability, you will kill me immediately, which made Lu Wantian hesitate and didn't know whether to start.

The two of them were stunned for a while, and Lu Wantian's swollen red old face slowly calmed down.

"You really don't want to worship me as a teacher?" Lu Wantian finally made an effort.

Unexpectedly, Sun Fengzhao smiled and said, "Who is rare...... Then tell me first, what is the benefit of worshipping you as a teacher?"

"What's the benefit of me accepting you as an apprentice?" Lu Wantian couldn't believe what he heard, thinking of the immortal cultivators and the sons and nephews of famous monks who had entrusted their relationships and sent gifts to him as disciples for more than ten years, not to mention that they were as many fish as rivers and rivers, at least they could be lined up from the bottom of the Junji Peak to the top of the mountain. And those who are not young talents, the leaders of the younger generation in the immortal cultivation world, did not expect to be asked by a waste material of the Seven Spirit Roots today what is the benefit of worshipping him as a teacher.

Lu Wantian, who was stunned for a while, finally said in a lament: "How mysterious is this Dao method, the matter of accepting disciples has always been begged by others, how come it has become such a tragic situation in my generation? Even if the master accepted me as an apprentice back then, he secretly observed me for three years, and carefully inspected me for three years, and then he was willing to officially accept me as an apprentice." I sent him to the door to take this stinky boy as an apprentice, and he asked me what good I could give him? God is blind......

"You worship me as a teacher, you have learned the mysterious spells and exercises in my door, and since then you have escaped to the heavens and the earth, and the world is at your disposal" Lu Wantian smiled miserably, and she still boasted about herself as if she was selling melons.

Unexpectedly, Sun Fengzhao's attitude towards him was, he pursed his lips and said: "Now I can also go to the heavens and the earth, I can already fly with the sword, and I can also escape from the earth, where can I not go to the heavens and the earth?" Even if it is the palace, Lao Tzu is ready to go shopping......"

Lu Wantian was so excited by Sun Fengzhao's words that he laughed, and said: "Learn my spells, you can prolong your life, I am more than 400 years old this year, but I can't lose my teeth, you see that I haven't aged much until now." In the future, if you cultivate the Fa, you will be able to do this!"

Sun Fengzhao said even more disdainfully: "In life, what is important is to live happily! Even if you can only live for a few decades, as long as you live happily, it is better than doing nothing for hundreds of years!"

After Sun Fengzhao's rebuttal, Lu Wantian looked at Sun Fengzhao's face and finally showed a bit of strangeness, and said: "What a stinky boy with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, good, good, who made my girl have a big belly by you! Learn my Song Gaozong wonderful method, in the future, you can have great magical powers, not only can you swim all over the world, but you can also drive above many immortal cultivators, and it is also very possible to soar into immortals.......

"Cut, big talk, don't think I'm a stupid boy who doesn't understand anything. Is it so easy to become an immortal? I know that in the past four or five hundred years, there have been very few people in the immortal cultivation world you are talking about...... Or be practical, I ask you, can you turn a stone into gold?"

"Uh, no! Besides, we immortal cultivators don't need anything like gold and silver that mortals use.......

"Cut, you don't want it, I want it...... Let me ask you again, can you turn rivers backwards and move mountains and reclaim seas?"

"Uh, not now!"

"Cut, can you destroy the world?"

"Can't, huh, boy, these are the legends of immortals in the world, right? Boy, you are also an immortal cultivator now, why don't you know that these legendary supernatural powers are not something that my generation can do, at least to achieve the ....... of turning into a god, hey, you dare to trick me?"

A moment later, Lu Wantian, who was playing around the corner by Sun Fengzhao, resounded with an angry roar in the valley.

Sun Fengzhao just rolled his eyes and ignored it. Sun Fengzhao's eloquence has improved a lot recently, and thanks to the long time he has spent with Hua Jue, under the noise and witness, he has naturally made great progress in some of the insights and common sense of the immortal cultivation world.

"Boy, you're ruthless!"

When Lu Wantian, who was very angry, turned around and wanted to leave, he suddenly sensed something, raised his head and glanced at the sky on the left, and rolled up his sleeves, rolling up the wreckage on the ground, and then before the gray shadow turned into an afterimage, he said to Sun Fengzhao: "Someone is here, don't say I've been here......"

Sun Fengzhao, who was confused, saw that Lu Wantian was finally gone, laughed three times, and miraculously stood up from the ground with his hands. muttered: "A madman, who comes and goes for a while, speaks all inexplicable things, hides his head and tail, and I have long seen that this old madman is not a good person...... Who is this coming? Beat me up, swept away all my utensils and ate up my barbecue, what a constant ...... Ouch, who's going to hit me with something......"