Chapter 411: A Little Trick (Third Update)
(Go to the net.) Zhou Qin, Zi Yuan, and Feng Na, who served as Miss Manners, saw this kind of moth appear at this moment, and they were embarrassed and wanted to laugh one by one. Go to the net --.7-K--o-m.
But in this scene in front of them, they didn't dare to laugh, so they had to forcibly endure it, one by one without squinting, clenching their teeth, their faces tightened, and a bitter and hateful expression.
Li Yundong's classic joke about files and kumquat suddenly made Zhou Qin and Feng Na can't help but burst out laughing at the same time, but they quickly held back, their faces tightened, and the corners of their mouths twitched.
Only Ziyuan was the most calm, her eyes looked at the sky, and her face was light, but only Ruan Hongling, who was most familiar with her, found that Ziyuan's hand holding the silk was quite hard, and her shoulders were also slightly shrugged, as if she couldn't help laughing.
Li Yundong shouted this time, so that the little girl lowered her head, she looked aggrieved, and whispered: "I can't find anything else to replace it, who asked you to urge me!"
Li Yundong gasped, okay, it's not his own!
Li Yuanbo, who was on the side, also forced a smile and said, "Xiao Li, what's wrong?"
Li Yundong smiled dryly: "Li Ji, it's okay, cut the ribbon and cut the ribbon, we will cut the ribbon as usual!"
Li Yuanbo pointed to the file in Li Yundong's hand, and said with a smile: "I cut a lot of ribbon cutting, and the first time I saw such a thing cut the ribbon, creative, creative!"
As soon as Li Yundong heard what he said, his heart suddenly moved, and he smiled and said, "Li Ji, do you mind if I make a little trick for you?"
Li Yuanboqi said: "Little tricks?
Li Yundong said with a smile: "Of course, a little trick can't get into Li Ji's eyes, it's just a smile from Li Ji." ”
Li Yuanbo laughed and said, "Then let's see what kind of trick it is?"
Li Yundong raised the file in his hand and handed it to Li Yuanbo: "Li Ji, take a look, is this a file?"
Li Yuanbo suddenly laughed: "Don't look at it, it's a file!"
Li Yundong smiled: "Since it is a file, then Li Ji, do you think it can cut it, or cut this satin?"
"No, no, no!" Li Yuanbo said with a smile.
Li Yundong nodded and said, "Then since Li Ji thinks that it is a file, and it can't cut this silk, what do you think?" As he spoke, he raised the file in his hand high, and then showed it to the people upstairs and downstairs.
At this time, the people upstairs and downstairs were looking at him, and some people shouted: "It's a file, we can see it clearly!"
Liu Fei'er also whispered to Cao Kefei: "Sister Cao, what is this guy crazy about, what do you want to do with a file?"
Cao Kefei slapped her hand lightly, looked at Li Yundong intently, and whispered, "Don't talk, pay attention!"
Liu Fei'er wrinkled her nose, snorted, and her eyes opened wide, looking at Li Yundong seriously.
Li Yundong put the file under the red silk cloth in front of everyone, and he smiled: "Actually, this file is a peerless sword, as long as I gently pull the red cloth, this file will cut off the red cloth!"
Li Yuanbo smiled: "Oh, so amazing?"
Su Chan on the side also looked at Li Yundong with wide eyes, she couldn't think of what kind of medicine was sold in Li Yundong's gourd.
Not only her, but Ziyuan, Zhou Qin, Feng Na, and everyone else looked at Li Yundong with bated breath, wanting to see what little trick he was going to make.
Seeing Li Yundong holding a file with one hand and a red cloth with the other, he took a deep breath slightly, and suddenly shouted loudly and stomped his feet violently.
The people upstairs and downstairs only felt that Li Yundong's loud shout shook him for a while, and he was a little stuffy in his chest, and his eyes were full of stars, especially when Li Yundong stomped his feet, the ground trembled slightly, and everyone was taken aback by surprise.
When they came back to their senses, they saw that the red silk cloth in Li Yundong's hand had been broken into two.
Li Yuanbo, who was closest to Li Yundong, only felt a flower in front of him, and a white light flashed, and the red cloth was split into two, and the incision was cut extremely smoothly, and the fracture was exactly at the position of the file.
Li Yuanbo stared at the file in Li Yundong's hand for a second or two, and he suddenly smiled: "Sure enough, it's a peerless sword, good, good!"
At this time, people also cheered and nodded secretly, some applauded Li Yundong's "little trick", and some applauded Li Yundong's impromptu response.
Only cultivators such as Su Chan, Zi Yuan, Ruan Hongling, Zhou Qin, and the Fox Zen Sect could understand that Li Yundong had just taken advantage of the moment of drinking and stomping to attract the attention of others, and at the same time drove the ** sword to cut off the red silk in an instant.
It's just that the speed of this ** sword is extremely fast, almost beyond the scope that the human eye can see, and others only feel that the white light flashes, and they think they are dazzled, but in fact, Li Yundong is a master of art, and he actually showed his sword in front of the feudal officials!
Ziyuan saw it in her eyes, frowned secretly, and was shocked by Li Yundong in her heart, she secretly said: Li Yundong is really getting bolder, last time he thundered Longhu Mountain, this time he actually played with fire in front of the provincial party committee! I really don't know what trouble he will cause next time!
Su Chan is a person who doesn't know the height of the sky, she saw that Li Yundong resolved this turmoil while talking and laughing, and suddenly admired Li Yundong to the extreme, she looked at Li Yundong with admiration, and said softly: "Uncle, you are so powerful!
Li Yundong glared at her secretly, and also whispered, "Don't hurry up yet!"
Su Chan blinked his eyes and whispered, "Li Ji hasn't cut the ribbon yet!"
Li Yundong came back to his senses at this time, and he smiled at Li Yuanbo and said: "Li Ji, I only cared about juggling, but I forgot about cutting the ribbon, and I actually cut it in front of you, I'm really sorry!"
Li Yuanbo laughed: "It's okay, you're the shopkeeper, I can't take the lead, right?" As he spoke, he casually cut it with scissors, and the red satin was cut in two.
When everyone saw the two of them finish cutting the ribbon, they also applauded and celebrated at the same time.
At this time, Su Chan quickly put away the red silk cloth with his hands and feet, then made a grimace at Li Yundong, and quickly ran into the storage room.
Li Yundong looked at the little girl a little helplessly, shook his head secretly, and said in his heart: This girl really didn't fight for three days, and she went to the house to uncover the tiles, and she actually gave me this moth at this time! Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would be embarrassed and embarrassed!
As he was pondering, Li Yuanbo smiled and said to Li Yundong: "Xiao Li, can you give me this peerless sword in your hand?"
Li Yundong smiled: "Of course you can." As he spoke, he handed it over with both hands.
After Li Yuanbo took the file, he played with it for a while, and said with a smile: "Interesting, really interesting!"
Li Yundong on the side was a little puzzled: What does this Li Ji say he has never seen? Why are you so interested in this little file?
Li Yuanbo played with the file for a while, and he suddenly said to Li Yundong: "By the way, I still don't know the name of your store, and what about the plaque of your store?
Li Yundong said with a smile: "I want to invite Li Ji to unveil the plaque!"
Li Yuanbo also smiled: "I've touched all the good things, you are not allowed to speak ill of me as an old man behind your back!"
Li Yundong saw that Li Yuanbo, as a senior official of the provincial party committee, had no arrogance at all, spoke humorously, and was amiable, he secretly claimed to be surprised in his heart, and did not answer for a while.
Zhou Qin on the side said with a smile: "Uncle Li, you can unveil us, that's something we can't ask for, don't say so much, let's unveil it quickly, we have to wait until our necks are long!"
Li Yuanbo smiled and said, "Okay, then I won't waste time!" As he spoke, he smiled at Li Yundong and said, "Xiao Li, come together?"
Li Yundong smiled: "Then it's better to be respectful!"
At this time, Ruan Hongling and Ziyuan were very opportune and held the plaque out of one hand, and Li Yundong and Li Yuanbo walked up to the plaque and lifted it together.
Li Yuanbo took a closer look, and saw that there were three dragons flying and phoenixes dancing on this plaque, and three big characters with a fairy spirit and elegantness: "Three immortals on the ground!" Li Yuanbo's eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted loudly: "Good words, really good words! Which master's handwriting!"
Li Yundong smiled and pointed to the ast on the side, and said, "This is the handiwork of the second largest proprietor of the three immortals in our land, the aster!"
Li Yuanbo looked at Ziyuan with a shocked face, and said in a lost voice: "The Eight Immortals Diagram upstairs just now was also carved by you?"
Ziyuan smiled faintly: "I carved it." ”
Li Yuanbo's eyes widened, and he kept shaking his head: "Incredible, really incredible! You are young, how did you practice this kung fu?"
Zi Yuan smiled slightly, her smile was elegant and dignified, like Guanyin in the world, but she was amazing but did not dare to be offended, she said: "Any thing, the kung fu of cultivation is not in the years, but in the heart!
Li Yuanbo was suddenly moved, and he said with a solemn face: "Master Ziyuan said it well, I have written down this remark!"
Saying that, he turned his head and said to Li Yundong: "Xiao Li, I didn't expect to come to your three immortals today, I can really see immortals, I didn't come in vain, I didn't come in vain!"
Li Yundong asked knowingly: "Where are the immortals?"
Li Yuanbo laughed and pointed at the aster: "Isn't this it?"
Zhou Qin on the side knew that Li Yuanbo's city was very deep, and he easily did not praise people, and at this time, he actually gave such an evaluation of Ziyuan, obviously admiring her to the extreme, she secretly admired it, but also faintly unconvinced, and had a kind of eagerness to try, wanting to compete with one of them in the future.
Li Yundong didn't know what Zhou Qin was thinking, he smiled and said, "Li Ji, please sit inside, I'll hang this plaque." ”
Li Yuanbo smiled and said, "Okay, hurry up and hang it up and I'll take a look!" As he spoke, he looked at the people around him and said, "Hurry up and send this plaque upstairs to hang it, with a ladder or a rope?"
As he was talking, he saw that both Ziyuan, Ruan Hongling, and Zhou Qin were standing still next to him, and Zhou Qin smiled and said, "Uncle Li, Li Yundong can do it alone." ”
Li Yuanbo glared at her with disgust: "What nonsense, this plaque is made of mahogany, it is very heavy, I am afraid that there are more than forty catties, how can one person get it?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Li Yundong suddenly grab the plaque with his hand, and then his arm shook, and his palm slapped at the bottom of the plaque, and the plaque flew up, impartially, and it happened to hang in the tea shop.
Li Yundong's hand was clean and neat, extremely chic, and all the people who saw it immediately let out a cheer.
Liu Fei'er, who was slowly eating snacks, also widened her eyes violently, and the snacks in her hands fell to the ground, and she said, "So handsome!"
Cao Kefei snorted proudly, as if she had the limelight just now: "This is handsome, and there are even more handsome ones behind!"
Li Yuanbo looked up at the plaque that was hanging steadily, and then looked at Li Yundong, with a shocked expression, he said, "How did you throw such a heavy plaque?"
Li Yundong smiled: "The small skill of carving insects is not enough to worry about!"
A trace of doubt suddenly flashed in Li Yuanbo's eyes, but he quickly suppressed this trace of doubt, turned around with a smile, and wanted to walk into the teahouse with Li Yundong.
At this time, Han Lin, who had been hiding not far away from filming, suddenly ran over, and he said loudly: "Li Ji, can I give you a brief interview?"
Li Yuanbo frowned secretly, and he said lightly: "I'm here to attend a friend's celebration today, don't you want this kind of thing?"
Although this is a question sentence, the non-negotiable tone is clear and recognizable, although Han Lin is arrogant, he is not a fool, he is embarrassed, and said in his heart: This light picture, there is no interview, and I will still be scolded when I go back!
Han Lin had no choice but to turn his face and say to Li Yundong in a low voice: "Boss Li, I didn't know Taishan just now, I offended you, don't take it to heart, can I give you an interview, it's very short, just a minute!"
Li Yundong smiled slightly and asked, "Who are you?"
Han Lin saw that Li Yundong didn't look like he was going to embarrass himself, he was immediately overjoyed and said, "I ...... it"
But Li Yundong only waited for him to spit out a word, then raised his palm and said, "I'm sorry, I can't remember what you said!
With that, he turned and left.
Han Lin's face suddenly turned red with pork liver, and he stood alone panting in place, gritting his teeth and leaving with hatred for a while.
Li Yundong went upstairs and settled everyone down, he breathed a sigh of relief, secretly wiped a handful of sweat, and said in his heart: There should be nothing wrong, right? These officials have to be carefully accompanied, it's really hard to serve, it's too offended!
He was thinking about it, but suddenly saw Su Chan running up with a frightened and nervous face.
When Li Yundong saw her, he immediately smiled bitterly and said, "Grandma, what kind of moth are you going to have?"
Su Chan hurriedly waved his hand, pulled Li Yundong aside, and whispered, "Yundong, it's not good!"
Li Yundong said strangely: "What's the matter? Look at you, I'm scared!"
Su Chan hurriedly said: "No, there are two more guests!"
Li Yundong laughed: "If the guests come, they will add a place, is there no place?"
Su Chan stomped his feet and said, "No, no, these two people are Zhang Ling and Zou Ping!"
Li Yundong was suddenly shocked: "Earth Fire Real Man Zhang Ling and her apprentice Zou Ping!"
Su Chan's head nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, it's them!"
Li Yundong gasped: "Today's opening ceremony, what are they doing here?