Grandpa told me that before the human soul enters the underworld, it needs to get one thing, and this thing is the map of the yang world drawn for the undead by the judge stationed in the yang world.

Equivalent to a pass.

The Yangshi Atlas records the merits of this person's life, including the names of the eighteen generations of ancestors, as well as the time of birth and death of this person.

I asked my grandfather what the Yangshi Atlas looked like, and he gave it to me with a slap.

And sternly warned me that he had never died, how to know!

I smirked, poured wine for my grandfather, and continued to listen to him talk about the three souls of the human body.

Grandpa took a sip of wine, with a fairy-like smile on his face, but the chopsticks in his hand did not stop, and I didn't eat any of the peanuts, and he swallowed them all.

After half a ring, Grandpa said drunkenly and vaguely.

"The human soul took the Yangshi map given by the judge and turned over the Black Wind Mountain to find Meng Po, and Meng Po weighed him according to the Yangshi map held by the human soul. ”

"What will happen?" I couldn't help but ask.

Grandpa gave me a blank look and pushed the empty cup in front of me. I hurriedly poured it for him. "Say it quickly, don't sell it. ”

Grandpa picked up the wine glass, took a sip, and after burping, continued: "...... Where did you go?"

I prompted, "Weigh." ”

He sighed, looked up at the dark night sky outside the window, and said: "But all those who have meritorious deeds where good is greater than evil will have great power in the soul, and the soul power contained in the Meng Po soup they drink will be more, and their descendants will be able to live and work in peace and contentment under their blessings." On the contrary, those who have no merit have a weaker power of the human soul. The soul power contained in Meng Po soup is less, and it will be difficult for children and grandchildren to flourish. ”

I asked my grandfather why he knew so much, and he whispered to me, "This is a must-know to be a magic stick." ”

Listening to my grandfather's words, I was speechless for a while.

Since my grandfather and I drank until midnight and didn't go to sleep, we woke up late the next day.

Breakfast has been prepared, and it was cooked by Grandpa.

I went to my grandfather's room, but I didn't see anyone else, and there was a cloth bag on the desk, and under the cloth bag was a piece of yellow paper, the contents of which were written to me.

"Little rabbit, breakfast is ready for you.

Hurry up and eat!

Look at your bear-like, you've been up for a long time, you don't wash your face, you don't brush your teeth, I'm Zhang Guo, I'm a wise man, how can there be such a sloppy descendant as you.

Ahem......

Grandpa is going on a long trip,

Ten days and half a month may not be back.

If you don't have any money to spend, just pick up the work yourself, don't lose the compass, it's the heirloom of the Zhang family, if it is broken, don't come back!

The ten dollars under the pillow are for you to use urgently, saving some flowers. ”

After reading it, I lifted my grandfather's pillow, and sure enough, I saw a ticket lying quietly, and a label paper was attached to the ticket, on which a big smiling face was drawn.

I gritted my teeth angrily and immediately scolded.

This old thing, it's really hard to get home, and you can buy a hairball for ten yuan!

It's too much, it's too much, it's just an old bastard.

After breakfast, I was in a daze at the ten yuan, just now I went to the kitchen to see, the rice oil is all gone, even the egg-laying hens in the chicken coop are gone, and the children who watch the door don't know where to fool around.

What to do?

Ten dollars can live for three days at most.

What about three days later?

In the morning, the cool breeze is cool, and after eating, people want to sleep.

I fell asleep in a daze, holding ten dollars.

In my sleep, I saw my grandfather hiding in the corner of the wall and grinning! I kicked him a few times, and my heart suddenly felt much more relaxed.

I slept until half past three in the afternoon.

I eat a lot in the morning, and I don't feel hungry if I don't eat at noon, but I can't stop eating at night!

I was lying on the stone table in the courtyard, flipping through the address book on my mobile phone, and was trying to find someone to borrow money, but I received a call from my classmate Song Siqi, saying that Su Yaping had a birthday at night and wanted me to come over.

Just as he was hesitating to go, there was a knock on the courtyard door. "Zhang Soulyi, Lao Tzu knows that you are at home, open the door quickly. ”

As soon as I heard this voice, I knew that it must be a dead fat man. The dead fat man's name is Wang Dazhuang, and we all call him Wang Fatty.

Fat Wang is my college roommate and my best friend.

"I heard that your grandfather is a god stick, is there such a thing?" asked the fat man as he entered the door.

"Can't speak human words. "I went up and gave the fat man a kick. "That's called Mr. Feng Shui, not a magic stick. ”

"That's what it means, anyway. Soul One, don't you also want to learn from your grandfather to show people Feng Shui with a compass everywhere? What is your goal in life? Robbing the rich and helping the poor? Ultraman Superman?" "The fat man is more than 200 pounds, with a fat head and big ears, like a Maitreya.

"You're not bothered. "I went into the house and took the last soda out of the fridge and threw it to him. "Song Siqi called me. ”

"Goddess Song called you?" Wang Fatzi's eyes were smoking, and he couldn't believe it. "It's over, it's over. ”

"What's the end?" I glared at him, went back to the courtyard and sat down, continuing to be in a daze.

"From then on, my life was not perfect. Wang Fatzi looked at the white clouds in the sky stupidly, and said, "She likes you." ”

I gave Wang Fat a white look, he was right, Song Siqi really likes me, this time she must want to use Su Yaping's birthday to get closer to me, but I don't like her.

Although she is very beautiful, her family is rich, and she is gentle and kind, I just don't feel for her.

"Didn't you invite you to go?" I teased a little, for some reason, seeing the painful expression of the fat man, I felt very comfortable.

Wang Fatzi sighed. "Su Yaping asked me to tie you up. ”

As soon as I heard it, I understood that Su Yaping and Song Siqi had already discussed. "Can you not go?" I immediately became vigilant.

The fat man grinned, rubbed a pair of pig hands, and grabbed me.

I was powerless to resist, so I had to follow Wang Fatzi on his out-of-print Twin Tana, which he borrowed.

When I got in the car, I thought to myself, dinner is over.

"You say, why doesn't Song Siqi like me? I'm not ugly, I don't have a lot of strength, and I feel down-to-earth. "Fat Wang is reflecting all the way.

I wanted to tease him a little, but I felt a little uncomfortable at the thought of having dinner with a beautiful woman who had a crush on me for a while. "It's that she doesn't have vision. ”

"That's what I thought, too. Wang Fatzi replied very cooperatively.

Then the song sounded in the car, love you for 10,000 years.

This is the first time I have heard Wang Fatzi sing so affectionately, and I resisted the urge to vomit.

"Soul One, has your goddess caught up with you?" asked the fat man suddenly.

I smiled bitterly and shook my head, thinking of Chen Ji's cold face, the eyes of the forces were full of dirty copper stench, I couldn't hold back for a while, and really vomited on the ground.

Wang Fatzi hurriedly stopped. "Hey, I said Soul One, your physique is too bad, look at me, how strong I am. ”

My face was pale, and my heart was not good. The goddess of the past has now become an enemy, so how can I not be grieved. But when I thought of what my grandfather said before, I felt indifferent.

The car was a mess that I vomited, but Wang Fatzi was not angry, when we were about to arrive at the county seat, we found a car wash, the proprietress was sad, but the figure was good.

Wang Fatzi secretly swallowed his saliva and glanced at it from time to time.

The car wash is very stylishly decorated, it should have cost a lot of money, and the employees in the store are also listless, some are sleeping in the shade, some are holding their mobile phones to watch small movies, and there is an apprentice playing chicken.

I frowned and looked at the face of the proprietress, and found that there was a blue light entanglement in her eyebrows, which was a symptom of the dislocation of the fortune star, the discouragement of abortion, and the loss of a man.

"Boss, how much is it?" The car was washed by an apprentice, and it was fairly clean. Originally, I was going to pay, but Wang Fatzi took the lead.

"Give me ten dollars. The proprietress squeezed out a smile.

"Is there something going on?" Wang Fatzi took out his wallet and took out a fifty-fifty card. I could see clearly behind him, and he had ten pieces.

"A little thing. After taking the money, the proprietress replied politely.

"My buddy was born as a master, not only can he cure diseases, but he also understands the art of yin and yang. "The fat man pulled me over and blew me around.

I'm a little confused, what does this guy want to do, even if he picks up a girl, he can't pull me as a cushion.

When the proprietress heard Wang Fatzi say that someone understood the art of yin and yang, a trace of surprise flashed in her eyes, but when she saw me, her face was full of disappointment.

"No, thank you. ”

The proprietress handed the recovered forty yuan to Wang Fatzi, and Wang Fatzi's obscene pig hand wiped it on the boss's hand, and then turned around with satisfaction.

I'm a little speechless.

After taking a few steps, I suddenly thought that my grandfather asked me to find a job by myself, I touched the ten yuan in my pocket, gritted my teeth and turned around.

"Did you just have a baby three days ago?"

My hit the nail on the head immediately attracted the attention of the car wash staff, and the proprietress opened her eyes even more, but she was not surprised, but angry.

"You were sent by Ergou?"

I don't know who the second dog in the mouth of the proprietress is, and I was about to continue talking, but I saw Wang Fatzi running over with a frightened face. "Soul One, what the are you doing? After that, he whispered in my ear, "Brother Ergou is the tyrant here, we can't afford to mess with it, let's go." ”

I can usually be blown away by a gust of wind, but at this time, the fat man Wang can't pull it.

"The fetus is because of your excessive drinking, the stillbirth, the hospital that aborted the fetus did not completely clean up the stillbirth, did you feel nauseous last night, wanted to go to the toilet, but couldn't pull it out?" I ignored Wang Fatzi, let alone the boss's wife's words, and continued to display my talent.

When the proprietress heard this, the doubts on her face were even heavier. "Who the hell are you?"

"As my brother said, I am a feng shui master. It can cure the things of ghosts and gods, drive away evil spirits and avoid evil, and save people's lives. I replied without modesty.

The clerks had already put down what they were doing and gathered around.

"Go about your own business. The proprietress burst into applause, and the clerks dispersed in an instant. "Little brother, please sit inside. ”

I nodded, followed behind the proprietress, and by the way, admired her beautiful hips, I have to say, this proprietress figure, Zhen Nima is the best.

Wang Fatzi also followed. "Zhang Shenyi, are you really playing?"