Chapter Seventy-Eight: Wukong Strings Havoc in the Heavenly Palace (1)
Zhou Shabi has an assistant named Wu Chi, who is an assistant if it sounds good, or you can also call him the director of the office, if it doesn't sound good, he is a dog.
If you have nothing to do all day long, you are responsible for serving Zhou Shabi before and after the saddle, helping Zhou Shabi to serve the leaders of the group before and after the saddle, eating, drinking, and sending things.
That's all there is to it, but if you think about it, you can't blame him too much, after all, Zhou Shabi is a person without a project, and there is nothing else to do with this kind of big guy except to do dogleg work.
No one provoked him, even if sometimes he was not very likable, but in line with the old saying that it depends on the owner to beat a dog, everyone's attitude towards him is to hide if he can, and let him go.
Wu Chi has a face that is not smiling but also smiling, and he is smiling at everyone, but the curvature of the corner of his mouth is almost exactly the same if he is measured with a ruler, and the lines are not bad.
You won't hear him say anything about anyone, good or bad. Everything he said sounded fine, but it was also absolutely unnutritious.
So it feels like a smiling tiger with a mask. At this moment, he was pouring Tingting to drink: "Come on, come on, little beauty, high-achieving student, the future is immeasurable hahaha, have another drink!"
The hateful thing is that his groping pig hand has been on Tingting's shoulder, and now it is close to the New Year, Tingting dragged her coat and wore an azure Burberry sweater, the sweater is open, and the little girl only wears a small suspender in her pursuit of fashion.
Just to highlight the beautiful and curvy collarbone, and seeing that Wu Chi's claws were about to rub against the collarbone little by little, Tingting covered her mouth and wanted to vomit, but she didn't have the courage to resist, and she was about to cry.
Meng Chuan'er stood up with a smile: "Guys, drink first, I'll go to that table to toast." Bypassing the layers of people around him, he walked quickly to Wu Chi's side and knocked out the big paw that touched Zeng Tingting's skin as soon as he lost it, Wu Chi frowned, and in less than a ten-thousandth of a second, he turned around with a smile full of professional arcs on the corner of his mouth.
"Oh! It turned out to be Mr. Meng's coming, come on, Mr. Meng, I toast you with a glass of wine, Mr. Meng, you are really a strong general, there are no weak soldiers, Zeng Xiaomei is too good, so let's do it, I respect you two! I will do it first!" After speaking, he drank a cup in his hand without a drop left.
Because not all employees came to this dinner, they drank the high-end brand of liquor that the national public is familiar with.
Wu Chi showed Meng Chuan'er a cup, and looked at Meng Chuan'er with a smile. Meng Chuan'er arched Zeng Tingting with her body, squeezed Zeng Tingting into the seat next to her, and sat on Zeng Tingting's seat by herself. Then he moved the chair to Wu Chi, which was very close to Wu Chi.
Wu Chi shrank inexplicably, probably only seeing his own hands and feet, but never seeing a beautiful woman who took the initiative to post it. What's more, Meng Chuan'er's level is higher than himself, and he is a newly rising bigwig, even if his master Zhou Shabi has to meet and give three points, so he doesn't dare to make a mistake.
Who knew that Meng Chuan'er moved the chair to Wu Chi's side again, leaned on Wu Chi's shoulder, and grabbed Wu Chi's left arm with both hands: "Mr. Wu~~ You and me...... Drink...... Drinking, how to use it...... Such a small cup~ You take a measuring cup and drink, I ...... I'll have a drink with you. ”
Zeng Tingting was so frightened by Meng Chuan'er's behavior next to her that she woke up, and she was not disgusted, and her mouth was so open that she could stuff an egg directly.
The people at the whole table were no better, the original voices of "Cheers, cheers!" and "Drink, drink!" stopped in an instant, and everyone seemed to be frozen by magic, all staring at Meng Chuan'er and Wu Chi.
After a short period of fright, Wu Chi suddenly felt a sense of pride, a kind of "how awesome my Wu Chi is, I can attract a beauty of Meng Chuan'er's level, take a look! Take the initiative to give me a hug!"
The beauties have spoken, and the peony flowers have to die, not to mention changing the measuring cup and drinking. Wu Chi smiled and used his right hand to take the measuring cup - he didn't want Meng Chuan'er on his left arm to stop sticking to it. This kind of nephrite jade feels so good.
Wu Chi poured two full measuring cups, handed one cup to Meng Chuan'er, and held one cup by himself. He touched the cup with Meng Chuan'er: "Mr. Meng, let's have one?"
Zeng Tingting pursed her lips: "Why do you drink so much wine, you pour a girl to drink so much wine! If you are a real man, you will let Mr. Meng use a mouth cup, you use a measuring cup, I admire you greatly!"
Meng Chuan'er smiled secretly in her heart: This girl is so cowardly in her own affairs, but she is quite brave when she encounters other people's things.
scolded Zeng Tingting: "......Shut up! Well...... I'm ...... with Wu Mr. Wu drinks, it's your turn...... A little girl...... Insert...... Plug in!"
Wu Chi's eyes narrowed into a slit: "That's it, Mr. Meng took the initiative to ask me to drink with a measuring cup, how many lives do I have that does not follow Mr. Meng's wishes?"
Zeng Tingting stomped her foot: "Hmph! The dog bites Lu Dongbin!"
Meng Chuan'er moved her head leaning on Wu Chi's shoulder up, leaned into Wu Chi's ear, and blew softly: "You...... Drink first...... I...... I will always follow you......"
Wu Chi was so comfortable that he felt like he had been electrified, and he couldn't care about refusing: "Okay, okay! Everything is up to Mr. Meng, hehehe, I'll drink first." "If you want to say that the amount of wine in this Wuchi is really large, you can dry up the liquor in the measuring cup in three sips, and there is not a drop left.
After drinking, he continued to show it to Meng Chuan'er, and Meng Chuan'er slapped the table: "Okay...... Mr. Wu is really ...... Big...... Big husband, I'll accompany ......" said and picked up the measuring cup, Zeng Tingting waved her little hand beside her: "Don't don't, it's good to discuss, drinking like this is not good for you and Mr. Wu's health!"
Meng Chuan'er also took three sips, drank very quickly, and when she drank the last sip, she held it in her mouth, and put her hands around Wu Chi's neck - Wu Chi was so beautiful that he pouted his foul mouth and wanted to kiss Meng Chuan'er in public - in fact, if Meng Chuan'er didn't take the initiative to lean over, Wu Chi would dare to bully Zeng Tingting, and he would never dare to touch Meng Chuan'er.
But Meng Chuan'er carried other people's arms and leaned on other people's shoulders and hugged other people's necks, according to Wu Chi's idea of being cheap and not taking advantage of it, if he didn't touch it and kiss it, it would be a big loss. Even if Ming'er's wine bureau passes, Meng Chuan'er took the initiative in front of everyone, right?
Unexpectedly, Meng Chuan'er looked at Wu Chi's face: "Poof...... Wow......" spit the last big gulp of wine in his face, and this is not the end - Meng Chuan'er buried his head in Wu Chi's neck, and desperately grabbed his arm with both hands to prevent him from hiding-"Vomit...... Vomit...... ...... vomit"
vomited, Wu Chi's entire neck was covered with filthy vomit with the smell of alcohol, and there was a bunch of undigested meat and vegetables he had just eaten...... The whole table, including Zeng Tingting, immediately stood up and stepped back in disgust.
Meng Chuan'er grabbed an elbow leg with her hand and called out to Wu Chi's face, muttering as she snorted: "Mr. Wu eats...... Eating...... Don't just drink......" After exhaling, he rubbed his greasy hand on Wu Chi's pants, and after rubbing, he continued to take this hand and hang Wu Chi's left arm like a koala.
Meng Chuan'er deliberately practiced Wu Chi and was all seen by everyone, but to be honest, you can't find fault with Meng Chuan'er, no matter whether she really drank too much or pretended to drink too much, the excuse of drinking too much is the perfect shield.
You can think that Meng Chuan'er doesn't have alcohol, but you can't blame her for that. Don't say that Wu Chi can't, and neither can Zhou Shabi.
Of course, Wu Chi himself also understands this truth, he obviously knows that this aunt is not drunk at all, he just wants to disgust him, but he can't get angry! He just wants to get rid of Meng Chuan'er, immediately! ! Immediately!!So he half stood up while breaking Meng Chuan'er's hand and wanted to slip away: "Mr. Meng, you have drunk too much, help me quickly! Mr. Meng has drunk too much, I have to go to the bathroom to vomit all over me......
Meng Chuan'er raised her eyes and tilted her head in a drunken and hazy manner: "You...... What are you doing? Don't you love me? Whoa, whoa, whoa...... You don't love me anymore......" Tears came out as he spoke, and they were rolling tears - because in Meng Chuan'er's heart, the word love can only be associated with Xiaoshan.
She has been an actress, and she enters the play very quickly, if you make her cry, she can't cry; fake crying, like a faucet, not to mention that with a little wine, I can remember the way the big cat dodged her kiss that day.
This will make the onlookers completely stupid, this ...... It's really hard to say whether it's really too much drinking, or deliberate practice.