Chapter 026: A Strange Way to Decompress
At this time, Brother Xun had a new question: "Brother Yao, this, do you have any requirements for the profession of flowers in this garden? Can the flowers of the entertainment industry who learn to perform be transplanted? If not, I will change my major to take the exam." ”
"Brother Xun, you're enough, aren't you still in the Dou family's garden now, one flower blooms in two gardens. ”
"Alas, Bozi, you don't know, Dapeng has recently turned over the ground in the yard, and now the flowers are gone, and I plan to change to some An'an varieties and plant a new season. ”
"Haha, Brother Xun, you are amazing, you have to praise you for this mentality. The Dou family garden can't live, and there is a small tree gardener here, don't you think about it?"
"Alas, Xiaoshu can't do it, I'm too similar to him, both are literary and artistic fans, it won't last long, sooner or later I will starve to death together, I have to find someone with a high level of gardening, rich, handsome. Brother Xun was very sincere, and directly gave a negative answer and his own reasons.
At this time, Li Yitong spoke: "Brother Xun, right, you are too direct, digging our Achu's wall foot in person." ”
"No, no, absolutely no digging into the wall, just self-recommendation, self-recommendation. ”
Li Yitong turned his head and asked Cang Yaozu: "Headmaster, if our family Achu just doesn't want you to raise these messy flowers and plants, what will you do?"
Cang Yaozu looked at Lu Chuqing, then at the big guy, and saw that everyone was looking at him, waiting for him to answer, so he said slowly: "If Ah Chu doesn't agree, I can't help it." He glanced at the expressions on everyone's faces, tasted it, and then continued: "However, I am handsome, I am rich, I can build another garden." ”
"I'll strangle you to death Ah Yao, bullshit gardener, it's clearly a big carrot. Lu Chuqing started directly again, this time it was heavier, and Cang Yaozu's arms were blue.
"Just kidding, just kidding, you, don't pinch, oops, it's served, it's served, the roast duck is here first, this is Dong Ji's signature dish, Melissa, come, try this roast duck, the roast duck in this shop is definitely a must." Cang Yaozu finally grabbed Lu Chuqing's little hand, tightly clamped it in the palm of his hand, and praised the old and young masters of Dong Ji, it was too timely, and it was finally served.
The roast duck is really good, charred on the outside and on the inside, slices of duck meat dipped in sauce, with cucumber strips and shredded green onions, the dough is wrapped, and the five flavors are mixed. Ten people ordered two roast ducks, and then served some Beijing specialties, Cang Yaozu ordered a few bottles of red wine, and toasted to new and old friends.
Brother Xun and a few people integrated quickly, except for Pu Shu, who was very quiet, the remaining three were all people who often rolled around in society, especially in bars and nightclubs, it was not good to do without two brushes, far from being able to parry a few female students at the table.
Cang Yaozu didn't care about them, and talked to Melissa on the left, he wanted to consult about the funds.
"Melissa, I'm poor now, I'm short of money everywhere, can you find me some money? Do you have a daddy worth billions, or a rich and handsome boyfriend or something?"
"No, my father is a small rancher, he has cattle, but he doesn't have much money. I don't have a boyfriend yet. ”
"If you don't have a boyfriend? Is there a rich white girlfriend who talks to you about marriage? As long as there are funds that can be lent to me, I guarantee that the income will be high, and this is not a problem. ”
"I'm not Lala, I'm not Lily. Melissa wasn't angry, but quickly clarified her sexuality.
"Uh, isn't that what it means?" Cang Yaozu was a little confused.
"No, Lala is a relationship between mature women that involves sex, and Lily is the kind of relationship between young girls who are spiritually in love. Melissa explained the difference between the two, and this sentence made Zhou Chunyu, who was the translator, very difficult, and it took a long time to translate it.
"Wow, teachable, teachable, there must be my teacher in the threesome. I used to think it was the same thing. "Cang Yaozu has learned new knowledge.
"Can you talk about something serious?" Lu Chuqing couldn't stand the two of them anymore, didn't she see that Zhou Chunyu, who was a translator, had a little face that made the two of them blush.
"That's the right thing to do. Melissa, how can I get a lot of money? I am optimistic that Jordan will lead the Bulls to win the championship this year, if I bet more, can I make some money?"
"It can be earned, but not much, and now the Bulls are in good shape. A lot of fans think the same thing as you, so the odds are low. ”
"Is there any other way to do that? other than buying lottery tickets and robbing banks, which I'm really not good at. ”
"You put all your money into the land, which is incredible to us at Citigroup, whether it's a farm or a property, the yield is very low in Citigroup. Your company has no track record now, and the time it was created is too short, the loan amount will not be high, and it will not be able to go public in a short time. Venture capital doesn't seem to have much hope at the moment. My suggestion is that you marry the daughters of the rich and transplant them into your big garden, and they have so much money that they can't spend it all. ”
"You're letting me eat soft rice, it's not impossible, do you have a good target to introduce? The kind that wants to be white-skinned and beautiful with long legs. ”
"I have a classmate who has an oil company at home, she's very white, but she's also fat, do you mind?"
"I don't mind, can I let her lose weight first? I can wait a few months for her. ”
"She's lost it many times, but she's failed. ”
"Are there any other suitable candidates?"
"My half-sister is 14 years old and her father is rich, but I hate her and don't want to talk to her. ”
"Oh, is she pretty? Is she half as pretty, you know, I'm really a face control. ”
Oh, Cang Yaozu spoke Chinese, Melissa spoke English, but there was a translation by Zhou Chunyu, so several people at the table could understand, the scale and amount of information of this conversation was really too great, they were all a little dumbfounded, and the small snacks and fruit plates brought by the waiter on the table forgot to eat.
Lu Chuqing is quite calm, Dead Ah Yao, you can go and talk happily, she knows that Cang Yaozu is also under a lot of pressure, although he usually only signs and does not do anything in person. Perhaps, mouth flowers are the most used stress reduction method by Cang Yaozu.
"Oh, my sister must be younger and prettier than me, but I don't like her, she won't like you, she wants to be a model, a supermodel, but my mother won't allow it. ”
"Oh, my god. Great, supermodel, I'm running a fashion magazine, my own fashion magazine will launch next year, I can ask her to be the opening girl, well, as long as she invests me with 10 million dollars. You know, it's a fair price, and I'll give her some shares. ”
"I don't talk to her, I hate her. ”
"Then you ask your mother to convey it. By the way, if your mother has no money, you can also invest in me, I am a super high-performing stock. ”
"My mother didn't like stocks, she wanted to buy a big house. ”
"The big house is good, I'm really like-minded, we definitely have a common topic. Come to Huaxia to buy it, we are very safe here, no guns. And the architecture we have here is very beautiful. Tomorrow you can go and see my courtyard, which has 3,000 square meters. ”
"3,000 square meters is too small, she wants to buy a castle, in France, she won't come to China to buy it, she doesn't speak Chinese. ”
"It's a pity, then I'll marry you, will she, as my mother-in-law, give me a big red envelope?"
"No, no, her money is hers, unless she dies, she will give me a part, she won't give it to you, you're not a child anymore. ”
"No, I'm still a child, I'm not 18 yet, my birthday hasn't been over yet. ”
"It's not okay if you don't have a birthday, she only gives Emily money to spend now, I don't have any, she's very stubborn. ”
"Well, capitalist society really doesn't have a little human touch, cold, it's really not easy for you to grow so big. ”
"I'm doing well, I have a lot of friends. ”
"Oh, then do you and your friends makelove?" When translating this sentence, Zhou Chunyu wiped the sweat on his head, this translation job is simply too stressful, this daily salary of 100 yuan is really not easy to earn, to be a translator for a playboy and help him pick up girls, such difficulties, can you imagine?