252, Xiaobai's boat
When she got home, Xiaobai Dada ran to find the red panda and the little beauty doll, and held them in her arms rarely.
Seeing this, Ma Lanhua quipped: "You like to bring dolls so much, and you will have a few more thiophoes in the future." ”
Xiaobai shook his head proudly and walked past her: "I don't give birth to dolls, dolls are so annoying." ”
Ma Lanhua thought that she would like the doll very much, but she didn't expect the child to hate it, so she hurriedly asked: "What's the matter, don't you go home and look for the doll to hug?"
Xiaobai: "The doll in my hand is so good." ”
Ma Lanhua asked, "The raw doll is not well-behaved?"
Xiaobai shook his head: "Not good." ”
Ma Lanhua: "Claws, don't you think you're annoying?"
Xiaobai glared at her: "Auntie, are you scolding me?" I'm not annoyed, I'm very well-behaved." ”
Ma Lanhua pursed her lips and said, "Then you don't like dolls?"
Xiaobai ran to the rocking chair, stood there with the doll in his arms, watched TV with Bai Jianping, and said at the same time: "That melon baby is so annoying, I want to understand the nag, the spicy melon baby hurt me and Luo Zikang to fight, a little fart black, dare to bully me, shovel shovel~~~ I am angry." ”
Then the conversation changed: "Uncle, look at the windmill and the fake veteran." ”
Bai Jianping was watching a TV series, and when he heard this, he said: "Where are there windmills and fake sophistication at night." ”
Xiaobai pointed to the TV: "There is a thian in it, you are Kang Yi Kang Xi." ”
Bai Jianping ignored her, was shaken by her, and finally said impatiently: "Xiaobai, you are right, don't give birth to dolls, dolls are so annoying." ”
Ma Lanhua turned Xiaobai's little body, faced her and asked, "Claws, are you fighting again?"
Xiaobai was startled, his big eyes turned and turned, he lost his words for a moment just now, and exposed the fight, and hurriedly thought of a way, and said: "I am protecting Xiaopen Youxi, aunt, I am a good person." ”
"Hello hammer! Tell me what's going on, you're fighting and chatting?"
"Then I'm going to think about it...... Auntie, I can't remember to nag. ”
"Then you go outside and stand, go. ”
Pushing Xiaobai out of the house, Xiaobai staggered, and hurriedly shouted: "What's the matter with the claws? ”
Ma Lanhua didn't listen, pushed her out of the door, and said, "Then you are sober and sober, and I will let you in if you want to understand." ”
She didn't close the door, her finger drew a line on the ground, telling Xiaobai that she was not allowed to cross this line, otherwise the ass would bloom.
Xiaobai stood outside the line, he really didn't dare to raise his feet to come in, and shouted at Bai Jianping, who was watching TV: "Uncle~~~~ Your paws are still on Kang TV, you hurry up and save Xiao Baixi, save my duck ~~~~~"
How could Bai Jianping save her, this doll came in and wanted to make a noise to him to watch TV, shouting about windmills and fake sophistication, and if he didn't want to accompany her to watch a cat scratching mouse all night, was it annoying? ?
"I was asleep and nagging. Bai Jianping replied very perfunctorily, and the angry little white jumped to his feet.
"Bai Jianping~~~~ You don't want to save the little pot friend, you are a black fart~~~"
Bai Jianping smiled, and repeated the sentence "I'm asleep and nagging, no one should bother me".
Seeing that his aunt was not in the living room, he jumped over like a rabbit, beat Bai Jianping with the red panda in his hand, and wanted to persuade him to save her, but suddenly heard his aunt's voice in the room, and was so frightened that he ran back and stood up again.
Ma Lanhua came out of the room, noticed something, stared at Xiaobai outside the door and said, "Little pot friend, did you run in and chat?"
Xiaobai hurriedly shook her head, her aunt was very miserable, she knew it.
Ma Lanhua: "Then do you remember?"
Xiaobai nodded.
Say. ”
"I want to be a police uncle, tell Xiao Penyou to raise his hand to surrender, Grenade surrendered, Xi'er also surrendered, Cheng Cheng and Xiaomi too, even Luo Zikang didn't surrender, and instigated me to be a black fart, and I was angry, so I quarreled and chat......ted with him."
The little mouth is, and he can speak.
Ma Lanhua: "Tell me about the fight you fought with him for the claws." ”
Xiaobai: "Durian said, Xiaobai, Luo Zikang is good or bad, you beat him." ”
"Durian said?"
Xiaobai nodded: "She said again, Luo Zikang, you are so miserable, you are going to cry and nag when you are scolded by Xiaobai? ”
Ma Lanhua: "The pomegranate is a bit bad, are you so stupid? ”
Xiaobai sighed, and couldn't regret it: "I have to be careful in the future, it's a spicy melon baby!"
Ma Lanhua: "Anything else?"
Xiaobai nodded: "There is." ”
Say. ”
"Auntie, I love you so much. ”
The third party at the scene, Bai Jianping, who was watching TV, glanced at her sideways, pouted, and rolled with vinegar, this melon baby, if he had said this to him just now, he would have saved her a long time ago.
Ma Lanhua smiled happily and asked her to come in quickly, it was cold outside, and the doll was sick after staying for a long time.
"Let's go, take a shower. ”
"Paws, I don't want to take a bath. ”
"Stinky nag, you're a female doll, you have to love clean. ”
"I smell incense. ”
Ma Lanhua approached her, sniffed shortly, and walked away with an exaggerated pinching of her nose: "Stinky and baking." ”
"I don't stink! Boss Zhang instigated me to spray incense, and I was a little melon. ”
"Paws?" Boss Zhang's paws say so?"
"That's what I smelled like. ”
Ma Lanhua is interested in why Boss Zhang said that she sprays incense, is it possible, Boss Zhang smelled the children? What kind of perverted practice is this?
In the end, Xiaobai went to take a bath, not forced, but ran in a hurry, saying that he wanted to wash himself as fragrant as Cheng Cheng, just because Ma Lanhua said a word.
"If you take a bath, you will be dressed in new clothes, and if you don't take a bath, you will have no new clothes to wear, you think. ”
After a while, Ma Lanhua also went in, Xiaobai was still too young, and she didn't worry about letting her take a bath alone, worried about her playing in the water in the summer, and worried about her catching a cold in the winter, not to mention, it was still hot water, what if it was hot.
Bai Jianping was lying on the rocking chair, only to hear the voices of the two in the bathroom.
"There's a lot of smoking, isn't my uncle smoking in it?"
This melon baby!
"It's not smoke, it's water vapor. ”
"The water paws will also be angry?"
"Rub in the bath, don't talk. ”
The melon baby is stupid and can't communicate.
"Auntie, can I sing a song?"
"Tell me what you're singing first?"
"Ho ho ho, I'm nagging badly, I'll sing you a "Little White Boat", okay?"
"And a song like this? You can't make it up, right?"
"Goose goose goose haha~~"
"What's the song? It's goose goose goose hahaha? Isn't that a smirk?"
"Why, I haven't started singing yet. ”
"Then you sing and listen to it. ”
"The blue sky is in the Milky Way
There is a small white boat
There is an osmanthus tree on board
White Rabbit she's playing
There are no sails on board
Floating, fluttering, drifting, drifting to the west......"
There was no sound of speech in the bathroom, only Xiaobai's singing voice, and Bai Jianping's attention was also diverted from the TV, listening to the singing that floated to his ears.
After Xiaobai finished singing, Lao Ma asked her where she learned this and whether she was taught in kindergarten.
"Boss Zhang taught, he said it was written for Xiaobai, Xiaobai's boat, ho ho ho ~~~ Aunt, I think Boss Zhang is bragging like my uncle, but I don't instigate it, because we are good friends. ”
"Then you always say that your uncle brags for the paws?"
"He's so annoyed. ”
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