Chapter 887: Dog Nose
The red sun is at the top, and in front of the sea of evil meditation field, there are big monks coming in and out from time to time. Only the tenth room with a hanging house number is full of doors.
The flat-headed monk reclined on the meditation platform, crossed Erlang's legs, hummed a little song, and looked boredly at the thumb-sized jade palace in his hand. The palace is crystal clear, bursting with bursts of fairy glow from time to time.
"Sixth Madam, how does it feel inside?" the flat-headed monk smiled at the little jade palace thief.
"Dead pervert, why is there a gorgeous chick here?" The coquettish voice came from the small jade palace.
"Oh, you're asking Xue'er, she is a stableman invited by the master, and she manages the tens of thousands of immortal horses in it for the master. ”
"Stable, is there a stableman dressed like this? Thin and exposed, up and down, you can see what you shouldn't see, and your eyes are full of spring, are you playing with it?"
"Ahem, when I'm lonely, I occasionally roll ......"
"Occasionally rolling...... Dead pervert, you don't even let go of a stable, the old lady has been waiting for you for four years! I knew that you were like this, why didn't I move the nest! Oh, I lost a lot!" The coquettish roar came out again, shaking the big hands of the flat-headed monk.
"Ma'am, what's wrong with the stableherd? The master is a swineherd, and the stableman just hooked up with the swineherd. You have to be careful when you speak, this Xue'er is a saint immortal cultivator, you are worthy of the middle stage of Mahayana, and you annoy her, but there is no good fruit to eat. ”
"...... you?" In the Sumeru Immortal Mansion, Princess Peony sat on the grass with her buttocks.
A six-jeweled horse suddenly arrived, and a woman in a snow skirt jumped from the horse, the woman's jade face was delicate and red, and she was in the snow skirt. Faintly visible, two full peaks.
"Hello Sixth Madam!" the woman bit her lip and bowed.
"You...... What do you want to do, I'm not afraid of you!" Princess Peony exclaimed in shock.
"Madame, Cher has absolutely no intention of offending you. Ye had already greeted Xue'er and said that Madame would come in to cultivate. Madame, you can meditate under the small mountain in front of you, where there are fairy veins, and the fairy dust is the richest. ”
Princess Peony glanced at the woman in the snow skirt again for a moment, frowned and asked, "You are dressed like this, just to seduce the little pervert, right?"
"Madam, Xue'er is dressed like this, it is indeed to please her grandfather. Cher is just a maid. If it weren't for the help of the master. It is estimated that the soul has been lost. As long as he likes it, Xue'er will wear it to him for the rest of his life. But don't worry, the slave will not covet the position of the lady, and the lord can give me this horse farm. The slave was satisfied. The woman in the snow skirt said a little shyly.
"I command you. Change the palace skirt!" Peony Huo Ran got up. Pointing to the woman in the snow skirt and shouting.
"But I like ......"
"Leave him alone! The old lady doesn't like it! You dare to disobey, the old lady is not finished with you!"
"Yes, ma'am!" the woman in the snow skirt thought for a moment. With a flick of the jade hand, a thick white palace skirt draped down, and the little spring color disappeared in an instant.
"Also, take care of your horse and nepotism, don't do anything to seduce the pervert!"
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When the twilight sun fell into the clouds, the old monk who had slept by the temple gate turned over and sat up, grabbed his broken shoes, and swayed eastward. Passing by the edge of the sea meditation field, a wisp of familiar fragrance came into the nose.
"Huh, this smell is so familiar!"
The old monk muttered, his eyes blinked, his snort fanned slightly, and he went straight to the door of the tenth meditation field along the side of the road, the door of the room was wide open, and it was unusually deserted.
"No. 10?" the old monk paused, and sighed his mouth, feeling that the aroma was even stronger.
The old monk probed slightly, and the inside was empty, so he hummed stubbornly: "Dare to ask the master, do you still teach Zen today?"
In the middle of the morning, a lazy voice came from the meditation field: "Sunset in the West Mountain, today's meditation is over." If you want to teach Zen, come tomorrow. ”
"The old man breaks the dust, dare to ask the master's number?" The old monk frowned, and the cat's body was about to drill, but it was a pity that the fairy glow was surging on the Zen gate, and the old body bounced back.
"Po Shi!" After a while, the reply came out.
"Master Po Shi, were you eating just now?" the old monk swallowed.
"Well, yes! You've got a sharp nose. How about eating something?" came a slightly obscene voice in the meditation room.
"Wow~!"
The old monk took a big breath, and his eyes suddenly flashed with color. Familiar, extremely familiar! Obscene with banter! With a little bit of bad intentions in the banter, the memory that had been sealed for several years suddenly opened.
"Hehe, if the master is willing to give charity, the old monk will be grateful!"
As soon as the old monk's words fell, a small ball of golden things flew out and landed accurately in front of him. The golden ball is no more than the size of a fist, and the specific material cannot be seen, but it emits an extremely attractive fairy fragrance.
The old monk opened his mouth wide, did not hesitate to ingest, and swallowed it in a few bites. After three or five breaths, he smiled again and said: "Master, can you give some more charity, the old monk is still unsatisfied." ”
"Get out! Greed is not enough to swallow an elephant, are you a monk like you? Beware of blowing you to death!"
"Yes, yes! Master's teachings are yes, master, can you open the door, the old monk wants to thank you in person!" The old monk vaguely felt that the river and the sea began to turn in his abdomen, but he still clenched his fists and bowed.
"Roll on, master, I will be happy at sunset, old fellow, why don't you stay there, don't disturb me again, I'll die!" came out of the back of the meditation room, and then the fairy dust curled around the door of the room, instantly stirring up several light masks, completely isolating the old monk's inner exploration.
In the Sumeru Immortal Mansion, the bonfire is booming, there is a small tripod hanging on the bonfire, only a little scrap is left in the ding, and the fairy fragrance floats for several miles. A man and two women were sitting by the fire and feasting.
"Master, who is this monk, and how can he smell the aroma of your fairy pork?" Xue'er asked with a sweet smile after a full hiccup.
Before the man could speak, Princess Peony snorted: "That old monk used to be good with this little pervert, so he just wore a pair of pants." In addition to the color ring, all the rings have been broken by this little pervert. I didn't eat less pork, and this old guy in Balidi could smell it. ”
"Hehe, Xue'er, don't listen to Madame, the old monk is actually fine except for gluttony. In four years, I actually cultivated to Mahayana, which is much more advanced than before. The man sneered.
Princess Peony patted her little belly, and Huo Ran got up: "Alas, I haven't eaten such a delicious nutritious meal for a long time! Let's go, little pervert, go refining with the old lady!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
The man smiled evilly, winked at Xue'er, who was still beside the fire, stretched out his big hand, and shot towards the mini mountain peak in the distance with Princess Peony in his arms.
After a while, the sound of the dragon chanting and the phoenix chirping faintly came out, stirring the Sumeru Cave Mansion here into a spring.
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The morning light dawned, and a new day quietly began. Xue'er stood at the foot of the mini mountain peak and called softly: "Madam, master, the hour is coming, it's time to stay!"
"Zhilu Dao! Is the old monk here outside?" the man's voice came from the dense forest on the peak waist.
Xue'er smiled sweetly: "The old monk meditated by the door all night and didn't leave at all. ”
"Ouch, this old guy not only has a sharp nose, but also has a big appetite, and he has to eat the last meal. It seems that the master will not be able to do it. A dozen breaths behind the words, a blue-robed man flashed out of the dense forest.
"Master, the fairy dew in the mountains is big, do you feel okay?!" Xue'er asked with a shy red face.
"Uh? It's okay, it's okay! Master, this golden body is not ordinarily powerful!"
"It's not Master, Xue'er is worried about Madame, she's just Mahayana, and a bad one will burn the Dharma body. ”
"This ...... Is it a problem...... Last night, there was a grandfather who protected him to the death, and he was not in the way. In the long run, the taste is much worse. The man bared his teeth and snorted.
Xue'er's jade face became even more red, and the mosquito snorted: "Xue'er wants to build a palace here, I don't know ......"
"Okay, good, that's a good idea. You arrange, you decide. The man looked stunned and nodded repeatedly.
"But where do the materials come from?"
"You discuss with your wife, and she will take care of it. Remember to get a few more rooms, there are a lot of wives, in case they all come in one day, headache!"
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The immortal array in front of the tenth meditation room quietly disappeared, and the old monk also opened his little eyes, and in a flash, he sat up and wanted to drill into the meditation room.
"Wait a minute, old monk, don't you understand the rules of teaching Zen?"
"Rules?oh, understand, one breath, one superlative!" the old monk patted his head, wiped out a storage spirit ring, and clicked into the room. In the storage ring, there are almost 10,000 top-grade spirit stones.
"Wrong, today is the second day, one breath and ten bests, your ten thousand bests, is not enough for half an hour, and the chance of advancement is very slim. ”
"Zhilu Dao Master, the old man is ruthless to you! I will add another 100,000 superlatives, you can stay for almost three hours, if you can't guarantee the old man's advancement, I will dismantle your platform!" said the old monk with bared teeth, and pointed out a storage ring again.
The door of the tenth meditation room slammed open, and the old monk took a deep breath and plunged into the meditation room.
In front of the door of the No. 1 Zen room, there were already dozens of high-ranking monks standing, and they watched the old monk disappear in front of the No. 10 room with an excited face, and they were puzzled one by one.
"Master Deji, was it dusty just now, right? Your apprentice used to be the most active crowding in front of this every time, what kind of madness did you have today, what are you doing running into the No. 10 Zen room?" asked a pot-bellied monk standing behind him.
"Well, it's weird. He should be in the first row of Room 1. A thin monk standing in the center frowned and muttered. (To be continued......)