It took Zhang Si two days outside of work to finally finish the video analyzing "Chaser".

The entire video was just over an hour long at first, but it was edited and compressed to 20 minutes.

In the future, all the videos produced should not exceed 25 minutes in length, and in the fast-paced present, the videos are too long for anyone to watch.

"This is the first time I have done it, and it takes a little longer, but I should be able to do one in 2-3 days in the future. ”

Zhang Si summed up the experience of this video production, it took 4 nights before and after, and after being familiar with the process, it should be completed in 2-3 days in the future.

clicked on the short video, Zhang Si watched it again, made sure that there was no need to supplement and modify, and uploaded it to the Xilili video website.

As soon as the video was uploaded, Zhang Si couldn't help but click on it to view various data.

There are two playbacks, well, all contributed by themselves.

The number of reviews is zero.

The number of likes is one, and it is also contributed by yourself, alas, an account can only like once.

The number of collections is also one, and it is also contributed by myself.

The number of shares is zero.

The number of coins is also zero.

Everyone has a common problem of desperately wanting to be praised, and the video that has just been uploaded hopes to be widely recognized by the public, and in half an hour, Zhang Si didn't do anything, just kept swiping the data, and watched the number of comments increase from zero to 5.

"Little brother's voice is so warm. ”

The content of the first comment is very encouraging, Zhang Si silently liked this user called "Beautiful, Beautiful", imagining that behind this comment must be a very well-behaved and gentle girl.

The second comment is not good.

"Guest, Official, Please, Enter~"

The third is also true.

"Zhuang, Hanfa, Liwu, Bian, poke me~"

Zhang Si endured the pain and deleted these two items, and read the fourth one.

"I wanted to go to the balcony in the evening. ”

I don't know if this is driving a balcony, watching the stars, looking at the moon, and the simple human world is very simple.

Zhang Si still deleted it, he is not a simple person.

The fifth one is also a spam comment and advertisement.

Zhang sighed tired, what kind of people are these!

He closed the page, out of sight and out of mind.

In the last second, he was full of pride, aiming to make money every day, and now he only hopes that a few people will like it, and he doesn't dare to ask for too much.

He found another movie, clicked on it, and nestled on the couch.

It's really lonely to live in the past, it's not that no one has asked him to play during this time, but they are all former friends, and they don't get along with him now.

Strictly speaking, these people are not his friends, they can't play together, and they can't pee together, especially the original Zhang Si is a second ancestor-like character, and the people who interact with him don't seem to be serious.

Because he has no friends, Zhang Si gets off work on time every day, goes back to the school garden, buys vegetables and cooks, and is as if someone in the family is checking the post, and he is stricter than his wife.

At this point, his spare time life is not even as good as that of the doorman Lao Li.

In his spare time, Lao Li often goes to the village to find old men and mothers to brag, play chess, and dance a few square dances. In fact, what he is best at is ballroom dancing, that is, the old men don't let their wives dance with him.

At the beginning of the movie, Zhang Si couldn't help but analyze the plot with a professional eye, just despised the protagonist for having no brains, and the next second he felt dark.

As the saying goes, there is no heart and no lungs, and it tastes.

If a person's needs are simple, then happiness will also be pure.

Usually he will be sprayed by Zhang Si and have no skin, but today he watched it with a lot of taste, until someone knocked on the door.

At this point, he thought it was Xiaobai again, so he didn't get up, and said, "Please come in, the door is not locked." ”

The door was pushed open, and Aunt Huang stood outside.

"Watching a movie?"

"Huh? Aunt Huang. Zhang Si paused the movie and got up to invite her in.

"I won't come in, just tell you something, come to my house for dinner at noon tomorrow, and Berry will come back. ”

"Oh, yes, she's been on a business trip for a long time. ”

"That's right, their company is really, let her go to Guangdong alone for more than half a month, eating and staying in the hotel, it's really unreassuring. There was a news a while ago that a girl was staying in a hotel and was almost dragged away by a stranger. ”

Aunt Huang seems to have a lot of complaints about Xiaoberry's company.

Zhang Si patiently listened to her nagging for a while and sent away.

Just about to close the door, I heard Aunt Huang talking to someone downstairs.

Zhang Si listened for a while and found that it was Xiaobai.

Xiaobai wanted to come to him, but he bumped into Aunt Huang in the corridor, and was escorted back.

Unlucky little white children's shoes!

He closed the door, snuggled up on the couch again, and continued to watch the unfinished movie.

He thought of Xiaobai simply, it was an indomitable child, although the first trip was unlucky, bumped into the principal's aunt, but there was a second trip! She evaded the care of Teacher Xiaoyanagi, rubbed and rubbed, slipped again, touched the door of Zhang Si's house, and knocked on the door.

Zhang Si opened the door, only to see this child holding a glass bottle, holding his little head high and greeting with a smile: "Uncle, Xiaobai came to your house to sit, are you welcome?"

You asked, what else can I say, reach out and don't hit the smiling person.

"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome. ”

If he knew that Xiaobai told her aunt that he was poked, he didn't know if he would be so enthusiastic.

Xiaobai was very happy and handed him the glass bottle: "Look at my bottle, I caught a chicken in the hasticity." ”

The soft and cute Trump, Zhang Si was confused and half-understood.

"You come in first. Zhang Si let her in.

Xiaobai took the initiative to take off his little shoes and stopped at the door without coming in.

"Uncle, have you drunk?"

“...... No. ”

"You're so good. ”

Complimenting him, his big eyes glanced around the shoe rack by the door, and asked, "My child?"

"What?" Zhang sighed and couldn't help but say Trump.

"Son, my child. ”

Zhang Si frowned, thinking to himself, where did you come from, a 4-and-a-half-year-old little radish child?

Zhang Si was amused and speechless, took out her small shoes from the shoe cabinet, put them at her feet and said, "I washed them, so I put them away." ”

"Yes. ”

Zhang Si closed the door, invited her to sit down, and brought out the fruit snacks.

Xiaobai licked his lips quickly, and asked him curiously why he had so many delicious foods every time he came, and when he learned that it was always available at home, he immediately said with envy: "You love yourself so much, buy yourself so many delicious food." ”

Zhang sighed: "......"

Xiaobai wanted to eat but was polite, and handed the glass bottle he was holding to Zhang Si.

"Uncle, you see, the chicken I caught in the hastily is called a chicken. ”

Zhang Si didn't understand what it meant, but saw a black cricket in the glass bottle.

"Is this the cricket you caught?"

Xiaobai said proudly: "This is my strong point, I can show you." ”

Do you want to go up the tree again? Zhang Si asked her to believe that he absolutely believed that this was her strength, so there was no need to perform.

If you let it out, this little thing will disappear as soon as it jumps, and it will settle down in my house and give birth to cubs, and live here permanently.

Xiaobai enthusiastically introduced him to this powerful chicken, saying that it was the king in the grass, and it was amazing.

She's like a little salesman.

Do you want to sell crickets to me? Do I still look like the second ancestor? Zhang sighed and thought to himself, when he suddenly heard another knock on the door, Xiaobai, who was talking, immediately stopped, looked up and glanced at him.

Zhang sighed and asked, "Who?"

"It's me. ”

Aunt Huang.

"Shovel shovel! It's Aunt Io~" Xiaobai said in surprise.

The big thing is not good, she looks like a thief, like a thief who is committing a crime is blocked in the room, and like a windmill with a fake sophistication holding her tail down.

"Here we are. ”

Zhang Si responded loudly, got up to open the door, and suddenly saw Xiao Bai Buling Buling, jumped to the kitchen with a smoke, leaned on the edge of the door to look this way, put his little hand to his mouth, and hurriedly signaled Zhang Si not to say that she was there.

Thinking that Xiaobai was driven back by Aunt Huang not long ago, Zhang sighed and went over to open the door.

Aunt Huang said: "I'm sorry, Zhang Si, I forgot just now, there will be two children entering the kindergarten next week, and you need to sign." ”

Give him a document, which is the admission materials for the two children.

"Let's sit down first. ”

Zhang Si welcomed Aunt Huang in, Aunt Huang saw the glass bottle on the floor, looked down at it, and asked with a smile, "Zhang Si likes to fight crickets?"

There are also old people in urban villages who like to fight crickets, but they are all old people, and young people play this, either fools or second ancestors.

Zhang Si first secretly glanced at the kitchen, Xiaobai didn't lie on the edge of the door, and hid in, but a small foot was exposed!

“......”

Stupid! You're showing your pony feet! Get back!

Zhang sighed and smiled awkwardly, saying that he liked to play, and saw that there was a small bench on the side of the glass bottle, so he quietly stretched out his feet and skimmed to the side, and took the initiative to ask about the situation of the children in the kindergarten.

While they were talking, suddenly there was a loud bang in the kitchen, startling the two of them.

"What's going on?" Aunt Huang said in surprise, subconsciously going to the kitchen.

Zhang Si hurriedly said, "I'll go and see, Aunt Huang, you sit here." ”

Aunt Huang stopped and watched Zhang Si enter the kitchen.

In the kitchen.

Xiaobai stood in the corner of the wall, with his hands behind his back, frightened, panicked, as if he had made a big mistake.

The bottom of the rice cooker was lying on the ground, still trembling slightly.

Zhang Si and Xiao Bai stared at each other with big eyes.

Xiaobai clinged to the corner of the wall, squeezed himself in, rubbed his little feet on the ground, and said crampedly, "I'm sorry." ”

Aunt Huang's voice came from the living room: "Zhang sigh, who is talking, is anyone else at home?"

The little white eyes rolled around, and he opened his mouth to meow~~~~.

Zhang sigh: -_-||

In the living room, Aunt Huang was asking, "Hey, is there a cat?"

Zhang Si glanced at Xiaobai, and shouted in his heart, you are really a little clever ghost.

Hee-hee-hee~~~ Xiaobai grinned, revealing two rows of white little milk teeth.

At this time, it was not appropriate to talk more, he made a silent gesture to Xiaobai, and returned to the living room as if nothing had happened.

"A wild cat has come in, but it has slipped away. ”

"There are a lot of wild cats in the village now, and they can't stop them at all. You should pay attention to the fish in your house and protect them, so as not to be taken away by wild cats. ”

"The kitten is naughty, but it's cute. ”

"If you're in a hurry, you'll be tickled. ”

Zhang Si signed the materials and handed them back to Aunt Huang.

Aunt Huang said, "That's okay, I'll go back first." ”

She went to the door to change her shoes, and Zhang Si saw that Xiaobai's little shoes were there, so she hurriedly stepped on the soles of her feet and hid them.

"Remember to come over for dinner tomorrow at noon. Aunt Huang told again.

"Okay, I'm going to be there. ”

Finally sent Aunt Huang away, Zhang sighed with relief, and immediately felt that something was wrong, why should he be like a thief, and tell her openly, isn't Xiaobai here?

Closing the door, Zhang Si came to the kitchen, only to see the little white children's shoes that learned to bark at the cat, and was padding his feet, standing by the sink to wash the bottom of the pot, seeing him come back, he turned around and said: "Uncle I'm sorry, I smashed your pot, hehehe, I didn't mean it." ”

Then he said: "I'm not afraid of Aunt Principal, I'm playing hide and hide with her, this is my strong point, I'll perform it." ”

Come on, thought I didn't know you were caught once?