Hong Kong Broadcasting Channel.

A drunken and staggering man was walking from the street to the center of the street, while a woman in the middle of the street who was also drunk and swaying even more was walking down the street.

The two walked opposite each other, and in a few steps they walked face to face.

Normally, they should avoid each other and pass, and besides, this avenue is so wide, why can't two people go.

But the drunk man is unreasonable, so he sees a way to go to the dark.

"Go away, don't get in the way," the woman was drunk, and waved her hand impatiently to drive away the man who was blocking the way.

Drunk people don't care about any courtesy, what ladies are preferred, only to hear the man replied in a very impulsive tone: "Get out, the master is upset, don't be uncomfortable, how far your thoughts are going, how far you go."

"What" The man spoke fluent Mandarin, so that the drunk woman didn't understand for a while, and subconsciously raised her head slightly to look at the man who was about seven or eight meters tall.

The height of the woman is not low, about 1.65 meters, and she wears high heels, which is less than ten centimeters lower than the man.

"I said....." The man looked up at this time.

The eyes of the two made contact at this moment, and they froze for a second or two.

Then a breeze blew.

"Wow" The two of them rolled in their stomachs at the same time, and vomited each other.

The man spat on the woman's face, and the woman spit on the man's neck, in the collar.

A sour smell filled the air, and the two of them vomited dizzily.

When he vomited until his stomach was empty, the man was a little sober, but the woman fell to the ground unconscious with a grunt.

"Damn" The slightly more sober man muttered, shook his T-shirt, and prepared to walk away.

But as soon as he raised his foot, the corner of his eye swept to the woman who was spit out of his face, and a trace of unbearability floated in his heart.

"Hey, Lao Tzu just fell into this unlucky field because he was too good-hearted, but he can't change it, how can he break it," the man said with words and dragged the woman up from the ground, and then began to walk towards home with half back and half hug.

Back home,Go up to the second floor to the bathroom,The man took off his T-shirt and shorts first.,Wipe and clean.。。。 After being spit out of filth on his body, he wiped the woman's face casually with a towel.

There was also vomit on the woman's clothes, but after the man wiped the woman's face, he felt that the world was spinning and he couldn't hold on, so he threw down the towel and dragged the woman to the guest room next to his bedroom and pushed it on the bed.

The woman fell on the bed in response, but her clothes hung on the man's hand, and the man was dragged and fell on the bed and was still half lying on the woman's body.

His chin slammed into the woman's chest.

Looking at the woman's delicate face and feeling the softness on his chin, the man finally couldn't hold on and fainted, and a sentence came to his mind before fainting: Is this the legendary corpse pickup?

Qiao Feng dreamed that he was fighting with a girl who couldn't see her eyebrows clearly but felt very beautiful, and the girl's clothes were gone, and then his little triangle was gone.

Putting the gun on the horse, the girl frowned and snorted, it felt quite real.

It's not right, normally when you have this kind of dream, when you pick up the gun and get on the horse, that is, when you wake up from the dream, why is the plot still going on now?

The waves come one after another, and the pleasure has no limits, so cool.

This steamed bun is good, it feels so good, Qiao Feng reached out and pinched it.

"Uh-huh" sounded, penetrating the boundary between dream and reality.

I'll go, no, Qiao Feng opened his eyes suddenly.

I saw a green silk mantis head resting on his arm, his face flushed, and his right hand was grasping at the tower.

The woman also woke up at this time, followed by a scream that pierced her eardrums

"Ahh

"Ahh

The woman called, and Qiao Feng followed suit, one sharp, the other loud, reflecting each other in the summer morning.

Swept to the sheet with a plum blossom-like blood, Qiao Feng sighed in his heart, he was in big trouble.

"Ah, no, kill someone" Qiao Feng shouted in Cantonese and jumped out of bed, and rushed out of the room without wearing anything.

The footsteps went away, and the woman opened her mouth dryly, dumbfounded and unable to make a sound.

What happened? What killed someone?

Then, the woman also saw the plum blossom, and the handsome face of the slightly young man who had just glanced at it just now came to her mind, and she laughed out loud.

Fool!

Just when the woman thought that Qiao Feng was ignorant, didn't understand the affairs of men and women, and didn't know that the woman would bleed for the first time, footsteps sounded outside the door.

Qiao Feng shook the lump and ran back without shame, and then rushed to the bed quickly under the woman's stunned gaze, sat on the bed with the woman, and pulled up a thin blanket from the ground to cover it.

"You...," the woman said with shame.

Qiao Feng interrupted her like a machine gun: "What are you, let me tell you that last night it sounded good, at most it was a night, and if it didn't sound good, it was drunk and messed with that sex, don't think about it."

"I ....."

"What am I, I'm telling you, don't you want to rely on me for this, I'm the real first time, it's the young one, you have to be responsible for me, otherwise I'll sue you QJ, see, we're the evidence now" Qiao Feng interrupted again confidently.

What a shamelessness.

As if no one was right, she lost her body inexplicably, and was sued by the wicked first, and when she was beaten upside down, the woman's lungs were about to explode.

The difference between Qiao Feng's transformation before and after is huge, it is completely like a different person.

The kid in front of him is an out-and-out big bastard, what a fool, what ignorance, nothing that doesn't understand the things of men and women, it's all fake, and he was deceived by his handsome green face.

The woman woke up to her senses, just now Qiao Feng shouted and ran out because after seeing the plum blossom, he subconsciously thought that it was the first time for others, and he was responsible, and he didn't want to be responsible, so he pretended to be crazy and stupid.

But after running out and calming down, he thought that if the woman sued him, he wouldn't be miserable.

God is pitiful, I was a well-intentioned helper, who knew that such a thing would happen.

You can't help people and put yourself in the classroom.

Besides, it's the first time for you, and it's the first time for me, so none of us will suffer, and we can't let you sue me.

So Qiao Feng rushed back again, and a wicked person sued first, occupying the commanding heights of morality first.

"I'm QJ you, bastard, you tell me clearly, who the hell is QJ," the woman roared.

"You QJ me!" Qiao Feng said categorically.

"Bastard, I'll kill you" grabbed the pillow angrily and slapped her head and face towards Qiao Feng.

"Hey, hey, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, if you hit me again, I'll fight back" Qiao Feng blocked left and right, and kept shouting.

"I'm a woman, not a gentleman, but you, if you're not ashamed, just try to fight back" The woman's mouth is also very sharp.

"Just pay it back, who is afraid of whom" Qiao Feng really fought back.

grabbed a handful and scratched a handful, provoking the woman to start panting and wheezing, and after a while, she lost and earned.

When men and women fight, they either scratch their skin and blood, or they are full of interest in scratching, learning from each other's strengths, and finally ending with one party shedding tears and the other bending over.

"Beauty, I've been fighting for a long time, and I don't know what your name is"

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