Chapter Ninety-Eight: Blame Me for Being Too Young
"I hope so!"
Indifferently withdrew his gaze. Su Zhe said in a flat tone: "Okay." Now, please take out all the belongings on your body and put them on the coffee table. ”
The invisible pressure disappeared suddenly, but the psychological shadow could not be eliminated so quickly. He Shiming, who was inexplicably in awe of Su Zhe, did not hesitate when he heard this, and hurriedly took out all the items on his body.
A mobile phone, a pen, a wallet, keys, a lighter, and a box of Huaxia.
Flipped through all of them. Su Zhe couldn't help frowning, and said, "Is there only these things on you?"
He Shiming was stunned at first when he heard this, and then hesitantly rummaged through all the pockets on his body. It wasn't until he was sure that nothing was missing, he shook his head and said, "Yes, master." Everything I have on me is here. ”
"Oh?"
It shouldn't be.
Su Zhe couldn't help frowning.
On the side, Yuan Shanshan couldn't help but ask curiously when she saw this: "Ah Zhe, what are you looking for?"
Hearing this, Su Zhe subconsciously turned his head to look at her. Then, the gaze froze, and then the gaze began to wander. But his move stunned Yuan Shanshan. After a while, she reacted, and hurriedly covered her career line with one hand, and at the same time said coquettishly with a slightly red cheek: "Hey...... You...... What do you see?"
"Uh......" Su Zhe was stunned for a moment, but when he saw her movements, he immediately realized how inappropriate his behavior was just now, and immediately hurriedly explained: "I'm sorry." Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking at that, I'm looking at the necklace around your neck. ”
Hehe......
yes, look at the necklace.
Is it good-looking?
I believe you're a ghost!
glanced at him fiercely, Yuan Shanshan really wanted to kick him.
It's up to you to see when we're alone, like when we're in the car. Don't you see anyone else here?
Even He Shiming looked at him with a strange expression.
In this regard, Su Zhe couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth fiercely. But this matter is really difficult to explain, he simply skipped this stubble, turned his head to look at He Shiming and said, "Do you have any jade jewelry on you?" ”
Ornaments?
He Shiming was stunned again, and then nodded hurriedly, and while pulling out a necklace from his neck, he said, "Yes, yes." ”
Then, a gold-encrusted jade pendant appeared in front of him.
This is a pendant of Guanyin carved from jadeite. It is about half a finger long and about three centimeters wide.
To be honest, if you look at the surface alone, it may not be worth more than 20,000 yuan. Because the quality is really average, the carving is commendable. However, in Su Zhe's view, its value is far higher than the surface.
Because, this turned out to be a pseudo-magic weapon!
What is a pseudo-magic weapon? It is a defective product that lacks rune carving and has not been endowed with special abilities, but has been infused by people with superficial means.
It is also commonly known as the "light-opening instrument".
So what's the use of this kind of thing?
Its only function is to have some benefit to the wearer's body.
Because after being instilled with the spirit, the jade itself is like a spiritual seed in the practitioner's body, which will attract the spiritual energy between heaven and earth. Although this suction is not large and does not attract much aura, some of it will eventually flow into the wearer's body and repair his body to a certain extent.
Over time, the wearer's body will naturally get better and better. And this is also one of the origins of the saying that "jade can raise people".
Looking at this pseudo-magic weapon, Su Zhe finally understood how He Shiming had survived until now.
It turns out that it's all to its credit.
"Master?" saw him staring
I looked at the Guanyin statue around my neck for a long time. He Shiming held back for a long time, but finally couldn't hold back, and asked, "Are you...... What are you looking at?"
Su Zhe looked at him and said, "Manager He, where did you get this pendant from?"
He Shiming said truthfully: "This is what I invited from Master Qingliang Mountain. What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"
Shaking his head slightly, Su Zhe didn't rush to answer, but said curiously: "How much did it cost?"
“...... Million. ”
"Watts!?"
Su Zhe was stunned. He confirmed again: "A million!?"
"yes. He Shiming looked at him very puzzled and said, "What's the matter, Master Su, is there any problem?"
What's the problem? This Nima problem is big.
Boy. Ye Lianghao, a disciple and a magic weapon, asking for 7 billion, has already refreshed Su Zhe's three views. This time it's even more unbelievable, why just take a piece of jade seed material and carve a statue casually, and then pour a spirit, you dare to sell it for a million?
Damn, I don't know how to make a statue yet, otherwise I'll give you a hundred and eighty in a night. If this is sold on average according to one million, wouldn't it be easy to get one billion into the account?
This money is too easy to make, right?
I can only say that I am still too young.
But then again, if you're going to say that it's not worth a million? That's not necessarily true. After all, without this pseudo-magic weapon, He Shiming would have died a long time ago.
So, who can really say it clearly in this drink and peck?
Shaking his head again, Su Zhe said: "It was this jade that saved your life, so keep it and don't lose it." ”
He Shiming was stunned, and then said with a look of surprise: "Really...... Really, Master?"
This is a common problem of rich people. On the one hand, he desperately spent money to worship Buddhism and Taoism, and all kinds of incense grabbing incense, watching feng shui, buying Dharma utensils, and so on. On the other hand, I doubt their authenticity.
Shaking his head gently, Su Zhe, who was too lazy to talk to him about this, got up directly and came to him. Raise your hand slowly.
"Buzz !!"
A green glow suddenly lit up. Yuan Shanshan and He Shiming were stunned!
This...... What the hell is this horse!?
If he asks out. Su Zhe will definitely tell him with a smile on his face that this is love!
But, no one asked. So he could only cover his hand on the top of He Shiming's head without saying a word. As a result, a green grassland suddenly appeared, but no one cared about it at all.
Because people are still in a state of shock.
Yuan Shanshan had seen Su Zhe cast spells. The scene of lightning out of thin air outside the gate of Yuan's mansion that day still often appears in her dreams. But even so, when she saw it again, she still felt extremely shocked.
Unknown, mysterious, and gorgeous.
And what kind of feeling does all this feel to He Shiming?
He only felt a warm current of heat rushing into his mind, and then little by little throughout his body.
Subsequently, countless black stains permeate from every pore on the body's surface. At the same time, a sickening stench suddenly hit.
"Yikes!"
Yuan Shanshan was the first to hold on, and rushed out directly. Immediately afterwards, He Shiming couldn't stand it anymore, and lay on the ground with a "vomit" and vomited.
Su Zhe said as he walked out: "Give you half an hour to clean up your body." Half an hour later I was coming in. Manager He, remember what I said before. If I can make you live, I can make you die!"
On the spot, He Shiming's body trembled violently when he heard this. At this moment, he really didn't have the slightest doubt about Su Zhe's words.
Outside Bao Fang Zhai. Yuan Shanshan frowned tightly, and her face was not open
Heart.
Su Zhe couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this, and immediately stepped forward and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Ah Zhe, you came just in time. Yuan Shanshan immediately greeted him and said, "Quickly help me smell it, does my body stink?"
"Stinky?" Su Zhe was stunned again, then twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "No." Just a few seconds, how is that possible?"
"How is it impossible? Have you ever eaten hot pot? As long as that soup is hot, it can leave the taste on people in an instant!" her beautiful eyes rolled slightly, Yuan Shanshan first gave him a roll of the eyes, then stomped her feet, and said, "Oh, you can help me smell it...... People don't want to have that disgusting smell on their bodies!"
“...... All right. Su Zhe said helplessly: "Then you stretch out your hand, I'll smell it." ”
"It's not hands. Yuan Shanshan wrinkled her nose and said, "It's on the hair and clothes." ”
After saying that, she took two steps forward and came directly in front of Su Zhe. But this move startled him.
Hey, hey, you're going to hit someone with the ball!?
"Oops. What are you hiding?"
“......”
I just glanced at it inadvertently, you have that attitude, and you are embarrassed to ask me what I am hiding?
Su Zhe was really speechless. But seeing that her face seemed to be full of pain, as if she was all uncomfortable, he could only sigh and reach out to grab a strand of her hair.
"That's not the case. Yuan Shanshan was almost speechless by him. He stomped his foot again and said, "What can you smell with a little bit?
Gotcha, you don't mind, I'm still afraid of a fart?
I really didn't want to be trained back and forth by her, so Su Zhe simply did what she said, leaned over and leaned over.
Sniff it gently.
Not only does it not smell, but it also has a nice smell.
It must smell like some kind of shampoo, right?
Thinking like this in his heart, Su Zhe was about to retreat. A voice with a strong sense of disgust suddenly sounded in his ears: "Hey...... What a ...... young people these days If you want to be affectionate, you won't find a place where no one is around!!?
"Uh......?"
Following the prestige, I saw that not far away, a gray-haired old man was glaring at him fiercely with a pair of eyes that hated iron but not steel.
I!?
Are you talking about me!?
"Huh, tui!"
The old man spat at him, turned and walked away. But on the spot, Su Zhe almost exploded on the spot.
What the hell is this Nima!?
But the next moment, a spiritual light suddenly poured into his mind.
Just now, he leaned over and lowered his head and leaned over to smell Yuan Shanshan's hair. Look at the past from afar...... Seem...... It seems like...... It's like kissing her forehead!
Hold the grass !!
With a stiff face, Su Zhe slowly turned his head. I saw that Yuan Shanshan was silently lowering her head, her cheeks flushed.
“......”
His face shook violently, Su Zhe really couldn't hold back, grabbed her shoulders, shook her vigorously, and said, "Hey! We didn't do anything, okay? Why do you have such an expression?"
Unexpectedly, Yuan Shanshan raised her hand and pulled the hair around her ears, continued to blush, lowered her head, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "That...... So what do you want to do?"
“......”
Hold the grass ...... What do you mean by this double metaphor? Do I do it? Or don't I do it?
And, what do you think I should do!?