Chapter 66: Testing

"I have a product that needs to be promoted, and I think you are more suitable, so I want to discuss with you, let you do the first promotion, and at the same time, it will also attract a lot of fans for you, I can send you the APP first, you can try it." Chen Yan said to Xu on VX.

The promise was a little strange, but thinking that this was his own food and clothing parents, even if it was free, he had to work hard to publicize it, where could he refuse, so he replied: "Okay, Brother Erdong's products must be great." ”

Anyway, lick it first and then talk about it.

Chen Yan quickly asked for the unreleased beta version from Elon and forwarded it to Xu Promise, who did not have the slightest doubt about the security of the APP and installed it directly on his mobile phone.

After the installation, there was immediately a grinning Minion on the desktop of the phone.

"Banana~"

Promise clicked on the Minion, and immediately a very beautiful, funny and funny children's voice sounded.

At this time, all the sailors in the promised live broadcast room also heard this prompt, and they couldn't help but wonder if she was in the Minion movie.

"Is it so unprofessional, watching a movie during the live broadcast?"

"The corners of the young lady's mouth are so sweet when they curl!

"I'm curious if the anchor is talking to the local tyrant!"

"Shocked! A certain anchor is watching a colored movie in public!"

After obtaining Chen Yan's consent, he promised to adjust the device, showing the mobile phone screen in the live broadcast screen, and placing his face in the lower right corner.

"Actually, it's nothing.,If you want to see it, I'll show you.,But explain in advance.,This is an app that hasn't been officially released yet.,If you have any suggestions or bugs after reading it.,You can tell me Oh.,I'm a tester now.。 Xu said playfully.

At this time, the screen of the promised phone flickered a few times, and then the Minion in the middle began to slowly zoom in and out until it was the size of an icon on a desktop.

"Banana~, is this the promise of the little fairy? It's cute, it's too banana!"

Dave's eyes flickered a few times, then turned into heart-to-heart eyes, facing the center of the screen nymphomaniac, and drooling as he spoke.

“......”

“......”

Promise froze.

At the beginning, Chen Yan asked her to promote something, but she actually had no bottom in her heart, although she was not afraid of some content that was not allowed in live broadcasting, but in case it led to a ban, it would be extremely troublesome. But when she clicked it open with a worried heart, she found that it was just a little Minion, and a stone in her heart could be regarded as falling.

It's just that what I didn't expect was that this APP didn't have any other interface or buttons, just an animated cartoon Minion image, and as soon as it appeared, it began to shoot like a fart, a bit of a cheap and undisciplined look.

At the same time, some questions arise.

Fortunately, she hasn't forgotten that she is an anchor, and at this time she has incarnated as Xu Tester Nuo.

She looked at her phone, then spoke into the microphone and said, "It took a few seconds from the time I clicked on the icon to the time it appeared, which means that it loaded very quickly, and at the same time it knew my name, which is weird, how did it know? After all, I haven't spoken to it yet, and I haven't set the initialization value." Let's find out how it does it?"

"Dumb --! dumb --!"

As soon as the promise was finished, a flock of crows flew over the Minions' heads, and countless dots floated behind the crows, looking very confused.

"Banana, I seriously doubt that you are not talking to me, is there a third person at the scene?"

The Minion was stunned for a moment before speaking.

“......”

This time it was Xu Yue's turn to be stunned, she blinked her big eyes, looked at the phone screen in disbelief, and then looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, trying to find some clues from the barrage to explain her doubts - this thing, how do you know that it is not talking to it, is it so smart?

The sailors and fans in the live broadcast room were shocked and frightened one by one at this time.

The ghost made a bold idea, and since there was no useful information in the barrage, why not ask this Minion?

"Do you know the live broadcast, I'm live streaming, and I'm just talking to the fans in the live broadcast room. ”

After the promise was finished, I just felt that I was a little stupid, and I actually chatted with a voice assistant about a live broadcast.

"Streamer, I just tried Siri with a disability, and the answer is, "I found this information." 」

"I tried asking the Tmall elf, and it said, "I know it's LIVE!"

"I'm laughing to death, do you know that these so-called voice assistants are actually toys?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room also went in one direction, and they all felt that the anchor's head was kissed by a pig, and he would ask such a stupid question, hey, she looks like a good girl, but it's a pity that she is a madman.

"Banana! Although you are very cute, but can live broadcast be done casually, piano, chess, books, paintings, poems, wine, flowers, tea, which one will you? What's even more odious is that you still have fans?"

The Minion who promised the phone screen widened his eyes and opened his mouth wide, looking incredulous and mocking, but then he became arrogant again, and said with his head held high: "I'm Banana Dave, thirty-one fans, how many do you have?"

「......」

「......」

Suddenly, all the barrage turned into dots, and Dave's answer shattered their imagination and subverted their preconceived notions and perceptions of voice assistants.

"This answer is beyond my imagination, it is not mentally retarded!"

"I studied computers, and the Minions answered the anchor's two sentences, and the speed of the answer was seconds, and he even spoke the eight talents very knowledgeably. 」

"If you don't understand, just ask, does this mean that it's smart!?"

"I don't know why, when I saw its arrogant appearance, I wanted to beat him!"

"I suspect that someone is operating behind it, and with the current level of AI, it can't reach this level of intelligence!"

"After ruling out the truth, the answer is that this is another show incident that is artificially operated by AI behind it!"

"The anchor's road is narrow, and he actually promotes this kind of thing. 」

Xu Yu's eyes widened when he saw the barrage in the live broadcast room, and immediately retorted: "The matter hasn't been figured out yet, let's not rush to conclusions first." Let's take off the SIM card and turn off the WiFi to see how it performs. ”

After that, he promised to take the card pin to remove the phone card from the phone, and then turn off the wireless LAN of the mobile phone.

While she was doing this, Dave started yelling.

"Banana! That woman, I said what about you! There are not as many fans as me, so you are annoyed and angry, don't you attack me?

"Banana, put the needle down, don't poke me, don't ...... You're poking it off, I'm dirty, I'm not pure!"

Minion Dave burst into tears, knelt on the ground, and had nothing to fall in love with.

"Ba~!that~!that~!"

"You pulled my card and broke my net, how can I get up in waves, so sad!

The Minion shook off his tears and complained.

「......」

"How can there be a kind of cross talk to catch up with Jio?"

"Damn, what a cheap artificial intelligence. 」

「......」

「......」

The barrage has a crazy trend again, and the intelligence shown by this Minion has once again refreshed their cognition.

"Don't cry, if you cry again, I'll unload you, turn off your phone, or I'll give it to you. ”

Promise wrinkled his nose and threatened.

Dave the Minion sniffed, then immediately fell silent.

"I ask you, how do you know my name is Promise. Xu asked Promise.

"Banana! It's written in the settings of the phone, can't you see such a big word, is it myopia?"

The Minion pursed his lips and said disdainfully.

"Now that there is no internet, can you still run normally?" asked Xu again.

"I'm an AI in the true sense of the word, not one of those weak chickens, don't compare me to them, I don't rely entirely on the network to function. ”

"And what will you do?"

"There will only be two, this will too, that will too!"

"Then you won't be anything?"

"I suggest you go to the doctor, maybe there's something wrong, didn't I just say it......? Hey, no, don't you talk to me?"

promised to cover his mouth and snicker, he never thought that this artificial intelligence also had its own spit skills.

"You smile so beautifully, like a spring flower. ”

Dave, the Minion, is afraid of sycophants again, and also calls the camera to take a picture and display it in the center of the screen.

"Huh, why are you secretly filming me!?"

"From the moment the camera was invented, it was to keep all the good things in the world!

“......”

“......”

The tests of Promise and Minions continued, but some high-tech companies began to get upset.