"Hello, Jessica, although I'm not tall, but you have to be careful, Ah Yao's first girlfriend is 180cm tall, and I've seen those long legs, so I don't know if you can abuse that little girl, but that one can definitely abuse and cry you. ”

At this time, Jennifer Aniston came over, she had just rushed over from the set, her scene in "The Hangover" was finished, and she happened to hear some conversations between Cang Yaozu and the three.

Jessica: "180cm is amazing, maybe I'll grow taller, I'm only 17 years old." Besides, you also said that you are your first girlfriend, what is your ex-girlfriend worried about?"

Jennifer: "So naïve, hell ex-girlfriend. 17 years old, hehe, that mushroom is 80 years old, you don't necessarily have a fast parent. ”

Jessica: "Haha, don't be afraid, she will be taller than Ah Yao when she grows taller, and Ah Yao must have broken up because she didn't like her height." ”

Jennifer: "Charlize is also 177cm, Melissa is 178cm, Ah Yao likes long legs, that's a certainty, you can't even comfort yourself for this reason." Yao, what do you think?"

Cang Yaozu: "Jennifer, I'm very happy to see you, by the way, the project of "Shakespeare's Love History" has been launched, you have to shoot it hard, this film is going to win awards, I told the director, if you don't have good acting skills, then you will always NG, anyway, I have money." ”

Jennifer: "Hmph, scare me, my mother hasn't seen any scenes." Ah Yao, Charlize you haven't even won it yet, you started to flirt with other little mushrooms, and over there, it's the Olsen sisters, oh my God, have you started to attack the post-80s? ”

Charlize: "Haha, Jennifer, did you see it, that Olsen over there, the youngest one, was taken by Ah Yao, 89 years old, 20 years younger than you, are you afraid?"

Jennifer: "It's scary, it looks like I'd better find someone to marry." ”

Charlize: "Then you have to hurry, if you don't marry again, you'll be a 30-year-old girl." ”

Cang Yaozu: "It seems that changing the topic doesn't work, then plug your mouths with lamb chops, mushrooms, eat it." ”

Jennifer Aniston stretched out her hand to take the lamb chops, looked around at Cang Yaozu's seaview villa, and said, "Ah Yao, your villa is much better than my villa in Beverly Hills, what should I do if my eyes are red?"

"Then you can live in, mine is yours, you're welcome, this will be your home in the future." ”

"Ah Yao, what about me, I still live with my mother?" Charlize was not happy, why, why is this Jennifer's home.

"This is our common home, as long as we don't fight, we can live together, yes, live together, you both have the same goal, Oscar actress, you can hone your acting skills together, I believe you will definitely blind the eyes of those audiences and Oscar judges." ”

"What if we fight?" Jennifer Aniston raised an eyebrow, provocatively.

Charlize: "Your height, your physique, I don't think even Jessica can beat you, you dance with me? "Jennifer is only 164cm, and her height is indeed her hard flaw.

Jennifer: "Dance isn't boxing, Charlize, you don't have to be good at fighting." Yao, what do you say?"

Cang Yaozu: "If you have to fight, it's okay, as long as you don't disfigure, the rest is a trivial matter, if you fight well, I can also make a spy movie for you, well, recently Universal Pictures is preparing to create a spy movie universe, there will be many opportunities to show your physical fitness." ”

Charlize complained: "Forget it, these popcorn movies have been made too much, and I feel that I am getting farther and farther away from the Oscars." ”

Cang Yaozu complained: "Hey, you women, why do you have such a high artistic pursuit, that little golden man can't eat or drink? Even if you can increase the salary, it's only temporary, and if you can't bear the box office, it will still be a death, remember that the Oscars have a curse, that is, they have been a movie queen for three years." So, even if you want to make a literary film, then you should first make a name for yourself, earn the money, and then play art, and then go to the awards. ”

Charlize: "No matter, anyway, I've been making these three "The Matrix" and those two Olympic films in the past two years. ”

Jennifer: "Dead Ah Yao, you also have to help her win the award, and there are also two award-winning films?"

Cang Yaozu: "Jennifer, don't be cowardly, it's just just." Isn't it the Oscar-winning actress, don't, don't pinch, listen to me explain to you, Charlize's two films won't start filming until two years later, she still needs to accumulate a little fame, and she will start to win the award when your actress gets it, so you have to hurry up, pay attention to it, you don't have time to think about what to marry, it will take two years to get the actress trophy, and then it is only right that we have two more mixed-race babies. ”

Jennifer: "Let's wait until I get the trophy, you guy is so careful, I won't have a baby with you." Moreover, I still have to shoot "Friends", and I can't get pregnant. ”

Cang Yaozu: "The methods are all thought up by people, you can shoot two seasons a year, the trophy must not have run, the child has to plan this matter early, otherwise my trillion-dollar family property will not be inherited." ”

Jennifer: "Yao, I heard that Gwyneth Paltrow was fighting for the title of Shakespeare in Love, and she had her godfather Spielberg say hello to the director and Mr. Robert Iger. ”

Cang Yaozu: "Don't tell me, you listened to Brad Pitt's boy, you can stay away from him." No, I just heard you say that you want to get married, and he won't propose to you, will you?

Jennifer: "What's the matter, he just told me that his relationship with Gwyneth has broken down, and he hasn't announced his breakup yet, and he wants a happy family." ”

Cang Yaozu: "Hehe, don't be deceived, little white face, no, it's just an old white face, neither I am talented, nor I am rich, not as handsome as me, not as young as me, you will choose him when you are crazy." ”

Jennifer: "I didn't choose him, he was just pursuing me." Although he is much worse than you, he can give me a complete home. ”

Cang Yaozu: "I can also give you a home, give you a few children, and give you everything you want to have, just a marriage certificate is missing." Can he give you a home? The joke is nothing more than a separation, a divorce and a marriage, and he is known for his heart, are you sure he is the right answer?"

Jennifer: "I'm not sure, but I think he can give you a boost, I'm not an old woman that no one wants." Well, I categorically rejected him. And what about Gwyneth? You're going to give me an explanation. ”

Cang Yaozu: "What do you want to explain, that woman is not as famous as you, and she is not as beautiful as you, what are you afraid of." You're my woman, Bob will know how to do it, he has a good relationship with Spielberg, but he won't befriend him by offending you, trust Bob, he'll take care of these things.

Universal and DreamWorks are recently talking about the distribution rights of the film, which side is big and which side is small, I believe it will be clear, Gwyneth wants to win the Oscar, she can hone for a few more years, otherwise even if she wins the award, it will make people say parallel goods. ”

Jessica: "Wow, Yao, are you really from Universal Pictures?

Cang Yaozu: "Of course, Jessica, you have signed a contract with Marvel for 10 films, what do you still suspect? Marvel and Universal are mine, relax, follow me, you will have countless movies to act, as long as you want to act." There will be lots and lots of money to spend, and I can't spend it myself anyway. ”

Jennifer: "You can brag about yourself here, since you are so rich, then buy Disney for me, I want to be the proprietress of Disney." ”

Cang Yaozu: "I really don't brag about it, the few big productions that Universal has invested in recently are obvious to all. As for Disney, this has to wait for the time, Disney has passed its high point, and now it is in a recession, and I will naturally attack them when the time comes, even if I can't take him, I will have to bite a big piece of meat, such as the ABC television network. ”

Jennifer: "You borrowed money from Universal Pictures, okay, your money is borrowed, seriously, you don't know if you have any money or not, you know how to spend money all day long." ”

Cang Yaozu: "What's wrong with borrowing, it's also my ability to borrow money, haha, it's Melissa's ability." It's my job to make more money with borrowed money. As for your money, haha, it's not me laughing at you, you spend that money on your own, you really can't do anything. Let's put it this way, you don't necessarily have the money as the two Olsen outside, I advise you to try to hand over the money to the hexahedron company to take care of for you, the value-added rate is definitely much faster than tossing it yourself. ”

Jennifer: "Really, those two sisters are so rich? Do you want to eat their soft rice?"

Cang Yaozu was speechless: "Do I need to eat soft rice?" Well, I really need to, a lot of my money was raised for me by Melissa, so you have to please her a little more, whether we eat or drink spicy food in the future depends on her." By the way, I've recently asked Melissa to buy an island in Hawaii, and we'll build a palace and live together. ”

Jennifer: "Soft bones, you're not going to marry Melissa and let us be your underground lover, right?"

Cang Yaozu: "How is it possible, in my heart, each of you is a unique treasure. ”

Jessica: "Yao, do you really want to buy an island, how big is it, can you build a big house for my brother?"

Cang Yaozu was speechless: "Jessica, you're not a Voldemort, are you, even if your brother and you are twins, you don't have to think about him all the time, right?"

Jessica: "What Voldemort? Joshua is very good, he is my own brother, we have a good relationship, I naturally want to help him." ”

Cang Yaozu: "Sure enough, you are the one who helps the younger brother, and I am the man behind the demon who helps the younger brother." ”

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