Chapter 291: It's a pity that you don't talk about cross talk!
Seeing Chen get up in front of him, Zhou Xiao hurriedly handed over the microphone in his hand.
Although he was very hard thinking just now, when Chen Qi came to him on stage, he was still inexplicably a little weak-hearted.
What made him even more apprehensive was that Chen Qi didn't answer his microphone.
You can't be really angry, right?
"Hello everyone, I'm Chen Qi. Chen Qi took a microphone handed over by the staff and greeted everyone very politely.
"Oh-"
The audience cheered for the face.
Zhou Xiao, Bai Xiaoke and others on the stage all had unconcealed smiles on their faces.
I don't know what's going on, after Chen Qi came to power, they all had an inexplicable sense of security in their hearts.
I didn't panic at all, I didn't have stage fright at all, and the tension or something had long since disappeared without a trace.
It's magical!
However, the next scene made all of them a little dumbfounded.
"Thank you. After the cheers of the audience faded down, Chen Qi bowed down very sincerely and thanked him.
Then, he took two steps back and retreated to the rear, handing the stage back to Zhou Xiao.
"???" Zhou Xiao was stunned.
He almost watched as Chen Qi retreated from front of him to behind him.
What do you mean?
He looked back at Chen Qi, his eyes revealing unconcealed confusion.
This...... That's it?
You go on stage and say hello and it's over?
Not only them on stage, but even the audience under the stage were stunned.
Gone?
Is this gone?
Such a scribble, huh?
"It's not ......" Seeing that the stage had been cold for seven or eight seconds, Zhou Xiao couldn't stand still.
He threw an inquiring look at Chen Qi, and the meaning was very obvious.
What's going on?
Chen Qi waved his hand solemnly, and then shook his head again, with a gesture that you will continue and I will not disturb you.
"......" Zhou Xiao almost vomited blood!
Do you want face?
Do you want a face?
You're all on stage, so it's okay for everyone?
Excuse me?
How can you get me out of power like this?
"No......" Zhou Xiao wanted to cry without tears, and he couldn't care so much, so he said directly: "Boss, I asked you to come on stage to do publicity, not to let you come to the stage to watch the excitement!"
He's going crazy too!
Chen Qi is shameless to this extent, which is beyond his imagination.
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that he could do such a limitless thing.
"Friends, you're here to judge me!"
Seeing that Chen Qi really didn't seem to care about his life or death, Zhou Xiao also let it go!
He began to vent his bitterness with the audience.
Some friends should already know that this movie was invested in by him. Zhou Xiao pointed to Chen Qi behind him.
When he pointed at Chen Qi, Chen Qi actually smiled and waved to the audience.
Many of the audience burst out laughing.
They can also see that Chen Qi doesn't seem to be very willing to go on stage.
Looking at Zhou Xiao's angry appearance, what is there to watch?
Zhou Xiao, who didn't notice Chen Qi's small movements, continued: "The movie he invested in, but he didn't have any strength at all when it was being promoted! We have been promoting it outside for more than ten days, but what about him? Either he goes out to eat and drink alone, or he is watching our jokes offstage." ”
“???”
Listening to this, the audience was also a little incomprehensible.
See your jokes?
What do you mean?
"Everyone knows that I made a bad movie three years ago that I had no friends......"
"Hahaha......"
Before he finished speaking, many of the audience in the audience had already laughed, and several viewers who were not too big to watch the excitement were foolish.
"......" Zhou Xiao was speechless for a moment, but his eyes lit up slightly.
He is not afraid of the audience heckling, he is afraid that they will not speak up.
Their willingness to heckle at least shows that they are interested in their topic.
But......
He didn't expect them to be so good!
After a long time, they want to see them abuse themselves?
He suddenly felt as if he had found a trick to livening up the atmosphere.
"I've made bad movies that are not welcomed, and they are all newcomers, and they are not too popular. Zhou Xiao pointed to the Bai Xiaoke on the other side, and then pointed to Chen Qi and said: "Now he is the most well-known in our entire crew, in this case, he actually didn't go on stage to promote it for us, do you think he is a bit too much?"
"Hahaha......"
The audience laughed again.
Not to mention, he seems to have a point.
"No, no, no, no. ”
Listening to Zhou Xiao one by one, as if he was counting his crimes, Chen Qi, who was standing behind, was not happy.
He took two steps forward and stood side by side with him, and said confidently: "It's right that I invested in this drama, it's not wrong that I'm more well-known than you, and it's true that I'm better looking than you." But this scene is directed by you, shouldn't it be your job to publicize it, why should I promote it for you?"
Zhou Xiao: "......"
What kind of mess is this?
What the hell are you looking better than me? When did I say anything like that?
But at this time, he couldn't take care of much.
He felt the growing enthusiasm of the audience.
Can't stop!
Go on!
This audience seems to love watching this!
"Why do you want to promote for me? Because you're an investor. ”
"Yes, I'm an investor, my money is not enough, do I still have to contribute?"
"???" Zhou Xiao was suddenly stunned.
He looked at Chen Qi in a daze, and he couldn't react for a while.
Yes, he paid for it, do you still have to contribute?
He felt as if he had a point!
"But this movie is your investment, and your promotion is also making money for yourself. Zhou Xiao reacted quickly.
"Then what do I want you to do?" Chen Qi asked solemnly.
"Uh......" Zhou Xiao was speechless again.
Yes, he is the one who pays the money, and he is the one who promotes, so where is the meaning of their existence?
He blinked innocently, confused.
"Oh-"
Seeing that Chen Qi blocked Zhou Xiao speechless in just a few words, the audience cheered.
They don't feel like they're watching a roadshow, they feel like they're listening to cross talk!
And they can also see that these two people are playing for real!
Zhou Xiao really wanted Chen Qi to help publicize it, and Chen Qi really didn't want to deal with him. Then, they quarreled.
It's really noisy!
Not to mention the audience, even Zhao Wubai and the few guests on the side were stunned.
If it weren't for the emotions of the audience, they would have thought they were really arguing.
The look of this serious dispute is too realistic!
The point is that they really dare!
There is no rehearsal, what if you say the wrong thing?
However, seeing that the atmosphere of the scene was instantly activated, they couldn't help but have a happy smile on their faces.
But at this time, Chen Qi set his sights on them.
"And you, what's the fun?" Chen Qi looked at them with disgust, "Although Director Zhou knows that he is not very good, but he has spoken and worked hard, what about you?
Zhao Wu: "......"
Bai Xiaoke: "......"
Others: "......"
They're drunk too!
It's good for you two immortals to fight, why are you involved with us?
"Oh-"
The audience cheered again.
I don't know if I was alarmed by the cheers in this hall, and more and more audiences came to this theater from outside, and this theater hall was about to be crowded.
"No, didn't Director Zhou say it just now? We are not well-known, and no one listens to what we say. Zhao Wu replied boldly.
"No one listens to you, you can't sing, can't you?
"Huh?" Zhao Wu was directly stupid.
Sing?
There's no such thing in the script!
Also, are you kidding or are you serious?
On the side, Bai Xiaoke and several people forced a smile.
You are also bold.
What are you doing with him? Isn't this looking for abuse?
See how wise we are? Say nothing!
But at this time, Chen Qi spoke again: "And you, don't be there, sing together." ”
Bai Xiaoke: "......"
Others: "......"
"Boss, we didn't prepare, what are you singing?" they were really a little panicked.
Really singing?
No!
They don't sing......
"Sing whatever you want, or sing "Invincible", I love this song very much. ”
"Hahahaha-"
Hearing the name Invincible, many viewers in the audience laughed.
This song......
They love it too!
And they love to watch this kind of improvisation!
It's so much fun!
How exciting is it to overturn the car if you are not careful?!
Listening to these audiences who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, Bai Xiaoke, you look at me, I look at you, the expression is called a desire to cry without tears.
Don't say anything else, just to this cheer, they won't be able to end without singing a few words.
But they really can't sing!
What if you scare the audience away as soon as you open your mouth?
Someone subconsciously glanced at Zhou Xiao, who had not spoken for a while.
Outcome......
He was watching the excitement from the sidelines, but after noticing their gaze, he instantly turned his head to look at the ceiling of the theater hall, and his serious face seemed to be that he had also made great achievements in the field of architecture.
"Hahahaha......"
The audience who saw his reaction couldn't help but laugh.
They found that it was a pity that this group of people didn't talk about cross talk!
It's so funny!
In the end, Bai Xiaoke, who couldn't hide, had no choice but to sing.
Fortunately, the lyrics of "Invincible" are only a few lines, and the tune is easy to remember, so it is not difficult to sing.
But......
Let them sing this kind of song, they are panicking!
How lonely is invincibility?
How empty is invincibility?
How do they know?
I don't know if it's because they're not prepared or if they're really not good at singing, or maybe because they're nervous, their first sentence is very overwhelming!
Several people really don't have any tacit understanding at all, and the first sentence of their mouth is to sing their own songs, which is not uniform at all.
"Coax-"
The audience burst into laughter!
The sound almost knocked over the ceiling that Zhou Xiao was staring at just now.
Especially when he saw Chen Qi being shocked by their singing and taking two steps back, the audience was even more joyful.
Even Bai Xiaoke himself was amused by his performance and bent over.
The scene was joyful, and the atmosphere was better than ever.
The song will definitely not be sung, but the propaganda must continue.
It's still a long time before the end of the day.
Besides, now that the audience's emotions have just come up, it is the most exciting time, even if they want to end, they don't dare!
At this moment, Chen Qi spoke.
"Oops, it's a bit hot. ”
Chen Qi pinched the corner of his clothes and fanned it.
Zhou Xiao looked at him in disbelief, not knowing if he wanted to do something again or if he was really hot.
But it's a bit hot to say it's hot.
"Take it off!"
As soon as Chen Qi's words fell, the audience heard a sound of coaxing.
And it's a woman's voice.
"Heh......"
Many people were amused by this phrase that came out of nowhere.
Chen Qi was also happy, then shook his head seriously and said, "That's not good, we are serious people promoting serious movies." ”
"Hahaha......"
Everyone laughed again.
As a result, in the next second, Chen Qi changed his words, pointed at Zhou Xiao and said, "But if you are willing to give money, I can ask Zhou Dao to show you!"
This sudden commotion directly made the unprepared Zhou Xiao's eyes wider.
The two supporters in the audience were also dedicated, and immediately took out a hundred yuan and lifted them up after hearing this.
"Oh-"
The emotions of the audience were ignited again.
The scene was boiling instantly, and almost everyone didn't think it was a big deal to follow suit.
They didn't mean anything else, they just wanted to see Zhou Xiao take off his clothes!
However, Zhou Xiao was also clever, seeing that Chen Qi's pit was getting bigger and bigger, he immediately waved his hand to the audience and said: "Stop, stop! Let me take it off for a hundred yuan......?"
"Add money!"
Before he finished speaking, an audience who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic immediately shouted.
What the audience didn't expect was that after hearing the keyword of adding money, Zhou Xiao's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Boss, he said he wanted to add money!" he looked at Chen Qi excitedly as he gestured to take off his clothes.
Chen Qi: "......"
He's drunk too!
Good guy, it's really amazing, just count it to a counter-kill?
If he got it, he didn't dare to let him take it off in public?
"Wait, wait!" was a little unsure if this guy wanted to be real, Chen Qi hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Don't worry, ask him how much he added first!"
Of course he couldn't really let him take off his clothes.
He was wearing a T-shirt.
If you really take it off, it will become an unsuitable scene for children.
If you're not careful, you'll be criticized!
"Yes, how much do you add?" Zhou Xiao asked expectantly.
"Two hundred!" The audience member also cooperated and took out two hundred yuan!
"Two hundred?" Zhou Xiao's eyes were obviously brighter, and he said to Chen Qi excitedly and excitedly: "Boss, he said two hundred!"
As he spoke, he was about to start tearing his clothes again.
"Wait, wait, wait!!" Chen Qi was really frightened by his unfraudulent actions, hurriedly grabbed him, and said with a forced smile: "Are you crazy?
He literally almost laughed.
Good guys, it's really hard!
He didn't doubt it at all, if he really didn't pull him, he might really take off his clothes!
It's so open-minded!
"Okay, okay, okay, this part is over here, we are really serious people promoting serious movies, the scale is not as big as you think. He looked frightened and panicked, and said to everyone in a tone that was not a little frightened: "If we continue, we may have to attract the attention of the Harmony Divine Beast." ”
"Hahaha......"
The audience burst into laughter.