At nearly midnight at night, Xiaobai was picked up by his aunt.

She was angry and didn't talk to her aunt, because her aunt said yesterday to give her little summer clothes to wear, but she didn't, and teased her.

When he returned home, Xiaobai went into the bathroom to take a shower as soon as possible, and he didn't come out for a long time.

Ma Lanhua urged: "Xiaobai, what are you doing in there?"

“...... Rub the bath and take a bath. ”

"It's not good after rubbing it for so long, how big is your face, and how long has it taken to wash?"

"I'll take a bath, you say. ”

"Can't you come out?"

"Rub the shower. ”

"Come out. ”

"Tang Seng rode a horse and Dong Dong, followed by a Monkey King. Sun Wukong, run fast, followed by a pig monster......"

"Why are you still singing? Gua Wazi, come out. ”

"My family lives in the Loess Plateau, my dad is my mother's watch pot, they are sneaking around before they are together, accidentally have me, have me ~~~~"

Bang~ The door of the bathroom was forcibly pushed open by Ma Lanhua.

When she saw Xiaobai squatting on the ground and playing in the water, she yelled angrily: "You melon baby! Sing something! Look at you, rub the bath and rub the ghost bath, and secretly play in the water here!

Phew-

Xiaobai cleverly got out from under her armpit, climbed into her small bed with a smoke, shrunk in the corner, picked up her small water gun, and stared at her aunt, making a fierce appearance.

"Don't mess with me, my little water gun biubiu is so scary. ”

There is no doubt that there is water in the small water gun, which has just been filled.

Don't doubt it, if you really mess with her, she will definitely shoot. There was a precedent, although she was beaten every time, as long as she provoked her again, she still dared to shoot and make the enemy's face watery.

The little water gun was given to her favorite grandmother, saying that it was for her to protect herself, so once she met someone with a black fart, she would definitely pull out the gun as soon as possible.

My aunt caught up and said loudly, "Okay, I'm shooting a small water gun at me again, what's the matter? Do you want to biu me? I'll hit you ten times as soon as you biu." ”

Xiao Bai said fiercely: "If you climb away, I won't biu you." ”

My aunt was angry.

"You're a black fart, I'm angry. ”

Xiaobai was not to be outdone: "I'm angry." ”

"Why are you making a ghost fire! You still have a reason to play in the water, right?"

The little white eyes rolled wildly, as if, she was ignoring it,

"Auntie, prick up your ears and listen, your uncle is snoring. ”

Ma Lanhua doesn't need to prick up her ears, and the snoring sound is earth-shattering, which can be heard by everyone.

"That's a pig. ”

"What's the matter?"

"What are you going to do?"

"Uncle snoring, aren't we going to sleep?"

"It's so late!"

"Sleep and say, bye~"

"Stop. ”

"What's the matter?"

"Beat a tender pig's brain, give you summer clothes, oh, don't say I'm a hot woman again, otherwise your ass will suffer." ”

"What's the !! I have new clothes?goose goose~~~"

Xiaobai got up, excited, and laughed like a goose.

Ma Lanhua handed her a neatly folded little dress, and scolded with a smile: "You still don't accept that you are a melon baby, you are a typical melon baby, Han Han'er." ”

Xiaobai looked at her new clothes happily, and said that she was Hanhan'er and Gua Wazi, and she also recognized it.

Then my aunt said, "I have prepared several clothes for you." ”

Xiaobai was excited, stepped on the accelerator, and was excited to soar to the highest gear, asking: "Where is it?"

"Hidden. ”

"Do you have a princess dress?"

"Nothing. ”

"Why not?"

"What's the matter, nothing is nothing. ”

"Look at Thia. ”

"Look at a hammer and I'll give it to you when you're going to wear it. ”

"Auntie, you're beautiful and miserable. ”

"It's black. ”

"Auntie, I praise you, why do you say I'm a black ass?"

"If I give you clothes to wear, you will say that I am beautiful and miserable, and if I don't give you clothes, you will say that I am a hot woman, you are not a black fart?"

"Whatever you want, I'm not a black ass. ”

She was not interested in arguing with her aunt, and now her whole mind was on the clothes in her hands.

It is a short-sleeved, red-and-white one with two big numbers 33 on it, as well as two Chinese characters "Messi".

Xiaobai looked left and right, and found that something was wrong, jumped off the small bed, followed behind his aunt, and asked, "Auntie, why does this look like a boy's clothes?"

My aunt said, "Who said this is a boy's clothes?"

Xiaobai is not so easy to deceive, and said firmly: "It's a man's baby's clothes, I'm a female baby, why are you mistaken." ”

Aunt: "What's wrong? You're a doll, you don't have to pay attention to male dolls or female dolls, your hair is all male doll hair." ”

Xiaobai scratched her hair, it is indeed not long, unlike Cheng Cheng, Xiaomi and Dumegranate, but she is indeed a female baby.

"I'm squatting when I pee, I'm a female baby, and a dress is worn by a male baby. Auntie, what's the matter?"

My aunt said impatiently, "Don't you want it, don't you give it back to me?"

Saying that he was going to confiscate his clothes, Xiaobai hurriedly ran away and said loudly: "What are you doing? I'm just instigating, really, not loving at all." ”

"I just said that I was beautiful and miserable, and now I say that I don't love me, you black ass, go to bed!"

"I'll look at my new clothes. ”

"Look at the hammer! ”

"Auntie, why isn't it a princess dress?"

Ma Lanhua didn't answer, turned off the light with a click, and jumped to her feet angrily.

"It's dawn, and the big rooster is about to crow. ”

Ma Lanhua also jumped to her feet angrily, ah no, she was cheating on the bed.

"Sleep! Lao Tzu has to do things tomorrow, and I don't have you at ease!"

"I'm not at ease either, I'm busy. ”

"What are you busy with?"

"I, I, I ......"

"Say, what are you busy with? ”

“...... I was busy counting the stars. ”

"Devilish eyebrows, treasure!"

"I'm so angry~"

"Hold back your talk, my aunt wants to sleep. ”

"Auntie, why do you say I'm precious?"

"You are the treasure. ”

"Why is it so precious?"

"Don't ask, I'm going to sleep!"

"Then why do you want to call me a treasure? ”

"If you don't sleep again, be careful that a little ghost will come to you. ”

"The little ghost head is a doll like me, we are good friends, what am I afraid of, what are you doing when she is looking for you. ”

"You, you owe it to clean up, right?"

"Then why do you say I'm precious? ”

In the dark, Ma Lanhua was angry, got up and caught Xiaobai, which was unexpected.

Xiaobai said angrily: "Why don't you say a little nonsense." ”

came to catch her without saying hello, and she was unprepared.

"Tell the hell. ”

Pia~pia~pia~

Beat Xiaobai's ass three times.

Xiaobai was beaten silently, and only after it was finished did he get angry and muttered for a while.

As the sleepiness hit, Xiaobai, who was so happy because of a small dress, finally quieted down.