"What! Uncle Xu used to be a thief. ”

Uncle Xu was drinking tea, and was choked by Xu Juan's sudden words, and the whole sip of tea squirted out.

"You little girl. How can we both be surnamed Xu, 500 years ago, we were also considered our own family.

You're just burying your own relatives. ”

Xu Juan pouted.

"Then they say you're a connoisseur at sliding doors and picking locks. ”

Gong Liuha laughed.

"Lao Xu wanted to work very hard in the Huangquan Dumpling Restaurant back then. At that time, our Huangquan dumpling restaurant had a lot of grave robbery and grave digging business.

Lao Xu Ke was the first person to dig a grave.

You've heard of bone shrinking, which is our Lao Xu's specialty. ”

"Bone shrinking?"

I was shocked.

"Uncle Xu, you really go back to that kind of thing, why did you never tell me. ”

Uncle Xu smiled and waved his hand.

"I don't know how to shrink bones, I'm just small and thin.

When he was young, he was more dexterous.

At that time, it was also because the family was too poor and desperately wanted to earn money, so I wanted to do any job.

At that time, it really was, sometimes the next time I went to the grave, my arm could be broken three or four times.

I was really doing a big job, and I was in bed for three months.

Alas, I have been hurting my muscles and bones for 100 days, and I blame him for working too hard when he was young, and now he has rheumatism.

”

I asked Uncle Xu.

"Then is there a bone shrinking skill in this world?"

I remember reading a news report before.

There are many martial arts exercises that Master Jin Yong made up blindly when he wrote them.

But there are some things that are real.

For example, "Yijin Sutra", which is indeed a famous classic of Shaolin Temple.

However, the real Yijin Jing is not a martial arts book, but a health book that can regulate the breath and self-cultivation.

However, I really seem to have heard that this bone shrinking technique is real.

It seems that there is some kind of successor of the bone shrinking skill in our China, who is called Li San.

Uncle Xu said.

"The bone shrinking thing is indeed real.

And in our China, there are still people who know this bone-shrinking Dafa.

However, it won't take a few decades, and when the people who can shrink the bones of Dafa now are dead, this kung fu will be completely lost. ”

I said.

"Why is that?

Could it be that those martial arts masters still have to hide and refuse to accept apprentices?"

Uncle Xu said.

"It's not that they won't take it, it's that no one is willing to learn.

I had previously come into contact with a master who could shrink bones.

He once trekked through mountains and rivers to the countryside to find an apprentice, and he searched for five whole years.

But none of the children would be his apprentices. ”

"Why?"

I asked questions at the same time as Big Wave.

Uncle Xu said.

"Because of this bone shrinking method, it sounds very high-end and atmospheric. In fact, it is a self-harm project.

When the child is three or four years old, he will be dragged directly by the arm for a long time.

I take it back in force.

Pull the dislocation once a day and pick it up every day.

And just like that, over the years,

Every inch of bones, every inch of joints in a child's body. have been dragged and dislocated thousands of times.

The limbs have developed habits.

Bone displacement can be easily controlled.

Only by displacing all the bones in the body can an adult shrink his body and squeeze into a small space.

Let's not mention that this child has to suffer from dislocated bones every day from childhood to adulthood.

How much it hurts, how much sin it has suffered.

Let's talk about the sequelae of this clavicle Dafa.

Children are born with little weight because their bones have been repeatedly pulled and torn since childhood.

Inhibits bone growth, and an adult man is about 1m5 tall.

And every inch of his body, every time it is windy, rainy, and cloudy. It will be painful that you can't stop.

The root of the disease is a lifelong problem.

Now our country's living conditions are better, especially in our Northeast, where the family is one child.

Who is willing to let the life of his family suffer such a great sin from an early age?

Although it is a pity that the Dafa of Bone Shrinking has been lost, it also represents the progress of our country's economy.

In other words, it's also a good thing. ”

I nodded, and I couldn't help but be in awe of Uncle Xu.

I've heard them say a long time ago that Uncle Xu was very desperate when he was young.

I didn't expect this little old man who was not good-looking to be a capable person when he was young.

Uncle Xu said.

"Yes, I'm not going to talk to you about that useless thing, give me half an hour.

I'm going to get you three full white chef's suits. ”

Since Uncle Xu has made a guarantee, I am naturally completely relieved.

A few of us sat in the lobby on the first floor and waited.

I saw Uncle Xu trembling and standing up, like a strong man who would never return. Spirited, we shook our heads and went straight to the third floor of the hotel.

A few of us sat in the hall on the first floor, munching on melon seeds.

Time flies and is happy.

Less leaning, the time passed about ten minutes.

We heard someone whistling at us.

I turned my head to look, only to see Uncle Xu at the corner of the stairs, poking his head out, waving to us with a face full of chicken thieves.

"Come upstairs, mission done. ”

This Uncle Xu is really hidden. It's only been a long time, and I can't even pee out, and my clothes are stolen!

I tapped on the table. Command several people to all go upstairs.

We all met in the room with big waves.

Big Wave Residence is a high-class luxury presidential suite. Only his room was the largest and quietest.

Especially his big soft bed, like a white rabbit, is really cool.

I walked into the room of the big waves.

Directly a fierce man stuck on his pillow.

I rubbed it, this woman's bed is really fragrant.

If Big Wave had a previous life, he must be the most professional perfumer in the world.

Otherwise, how could he leave such a charming and ambiguous aphrodisiac taste on his bed.

My face kept rubbing against the big wave pillow.

Suddenly, something pricked my pillow.

I lifted the quilt and saw a small plain black pajamas, with the steel hook on the back facing my face.

My expression was slightly embarrassed, and I just wanted to hide this little pajamas.

Suddenly, Big Wave spotted my anomaly.

pinched his waist and roared at my Hedong lion.

"Wang Zehan, what are you doing in my bed?"

I hurriedly waved my hand, duplicitous.

"No, nothing!"

The big wave glared at me fiercely.

Then he whispered to me in spoken language.

"Put it back!"

I made an OK gesture and quickly picked up the pillow and completely hid the little pajamas.

Uncle Xu, at that time, all of us were in front of our trouser legs.

He pulled out four pure white chef's costumes, and pulled out three chef's hats from his two sleeves.

Uncle Xu handed us the clothes.

"I went through the whole changing room. I really can't find a chef's uniform as big as Niu Baiye.

You also know that in this era, everyone is so poor, and the thin ones are like Daolang. How many people can grow a belly as big as a calf?"

Niu Baiye sat on the bed.

I just felt the whole bed tremble in the big waves. My whole body seems to be bounced up by Niu Baiye's ass.

Niu Baiye said.

"What can I do? I can't do this without me.

Just Danhong and my little brother Wang. Asking the two of them to make me a side dish and cut the dungeon, I felt in the way.

Let the two of them go and pretend to be Chinese chefs. First of all, let's not talk about embarrassing our country. It's going to have to be a goof, and no one will eat that thing at all!"

Big Wave rolled his eyes arrogantly.

"Who said I'd steam chicken cakes. What's more, I'm not bad at cooking. I basically have no problem with some home cooking.

It's just that the knife work is average, and it is not good at plating. ”

I quickly shook my head.

"It's definitely not going to work. I have tasted the handiwork of the hostess. It's not bad, but compared to so many chefs from all over the world who have spent all kinds of bells and whistles, the two of us can't handle it at all. ”

I once drank the fish maw duck soup he made in the villa of Da Lang's family.

The taste is really good. But it can only be regarded as ordinary home-cooked food.

Although Niu Baiye is not a five-star chef, at least he has been in the back kitchen of Huangquan Dumpling Restaurant for so many years.

She went to Xiaomei's house to cook, and she made the sauerkraut fat sheep.

Whether it is in terms of knife work or the speed of cooking, I can't compare with Big Wave at all.