Chapter 135: Laizi is a fool

When Xiao Qingzhu ordered the fifty-fifth dish, Xiao Er ran in with a bitter face: "Girl, there are not enough ready-made ingredients in the kitchen!

Xiao Qingzhu pointed to the second-class dishes: "Then like this, bring me ten more plates!"

Xiao Er looked at the mess of cups and plates on the table, and couldn't help but be surprised. Xiao Qingzhu patted the fool's shoulder and smiled: "My brother is a big-bellied man, if you don't feed him, he will lose his temper!"

The fool hiccuped. Xiao Er looked at the man's stupid appearance and sighed secretly.

When Lai Zi went to settle the bill, he was simply angry: Xiao Er told him a total of sixty-one taels of silver, and wiped him with zero, a total of sixty taels.

Sixty taels, after deducting fifteen taels of travel expenses, the rest is his salary for three months!

How much do these two guys eat and drink!

Lai Zi broke into the door with a "bang", only to see Xiao Qingzhu covering his mouth with a handkerchief, looking weak, and the fool dipped his fingers in the residual soup, still sending it to his mouth. Looking at the mountains of plates on the table, Laizi only felt dizzy.

It's not a pig, it's gluttony!

Lai Zi angrily asked, "You two, why do you eat so much?!"

Xiao Qingzhu pointed at the fool and smiled: "I can't read, this little brother is what he ordered." I didn't expect him to be such a pot-bellied man!"

The fool looked at Laizi's angry green face and smiled.

The two spirits behind him couldn't help but laugh. Lai Zi was so angry that he wanted to beat the fool, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, Xiao Qingzhu looked at him with tears in his eyes: "Brother Lai Zi, didn't you say you could eat whatever you wanted?"

One of the spiritual priests smiled and said, "If you hurt someone, be careful that the Holy Lord asks you!"

Raiko withdrew his hand stupidly. Looking at the fool's innocent look, he could only admit that he was unlucky. The travel expenses are not enough, and the rest has to be made up by yourself. The two spiritual priests were already seven dissatisfied with eight of them, and if they were a little slow, it was estimated that they would not be able to eat and walk around.

This is really a rat in the bellows, angry at both ends! I didn't make anything on this trip, and I had to put in a lot of silver for nothing!

Lai Zi paid the bill angrily and continued to hurry without saying a word. The carriage went up again. The fool ate so much that he kept burping. After a while, after a jolt, the fool threw up on his stomach at the window.

Xiao Qingzhu said anxiously to Lai Zi: "Brother Lai Zi, he seems to have indigestion!"

Lai Ziai replied and said, "Don't worry about him, we'll be here tomorrow." ”

"But...... He's going to spit out in the car in a minute!"

Laizi had no choice but to stop the carriage and go to the pharmacy to buy two big hawthorn pills. How do you know that a fool knows that it is medicine, but he refuses to take it in his mouth. Thanks to Xiao Qingzhu's soft-spoken coaxing, the fool ate a pill in a daze.

"Delicious...... Hey, sour!"

The fool was delighted, and he jumped out of the carriage with a "bang" and shouted at the shopkeeper, "Give me ten of these!"

The tone was very similar to Xiao Qingzhu, which made her laugh up: This fool is not stupid, he still knows what is delicious!

Lai Zi was immediately furious, and he slapped the fool: "You still eat! Why don't you eat you to death!"

The fool was pushed and shoved into the carriage, and now he stopped doing it, and cried loudly at the top of his voice.

"I want ten! I want ten!"

The carriage was very sad to cry, which caused people along the way to look sideways. Laizi wanted to leave quickly, but found that it was too eye-catching, so he had to walk into the pharmacy again and said angrily: "Bring me ten!"

The young man at the pharmacy couldn't help but laugh and stuffed him with ten big hawthorn pills. When the carriage had gone for a while, the fool had another accident.

"It's amazing, my stomach hurts, I want to relieve myself!"

Laizi ignored him and just drove forward on his own. The fool crawled his head out of the ground, and said to Laizi with a sad face: "I want to release my hand!"

"You pull my pants in!" Raiko angrily pressed the fool's head back. The fool stopped doing it, he simply sat down next to Laizi, and put it up one fart after another.

"No, my mother said you can't pull it into your pants!"

A smoky stench permeated. Lai Zichang sighed, and he had to restrain his horse again.

The fool squatted on the side of the road for a long time before shouting to lift his pants. Laizi covered his nose and had to deal with him personally. Looking at the innocent face of the fool, he had been tossed to the point of losing his temper.

It was purely brain pumping that I picked such a wrongdoer!

I didn't have much to do that day. When it got dark, they were still wandering around the mountains.

The fool and Xiao Qingzhu fell asleep directly in the car. Laizi tried to take out the luggage from the carriage, but found that the fool had already wrapped his futon or something on his body, and he couldn't pull it off.

Laizi tried to tickle the idiot's itch, but the fool was not afraid of the itch at all. He only thought that the mosquito had bitten him, so he slapped Laizi's hand and did something. Laizi blew on the fool's face again, and the fool simply buried his face in the quilt and pressed his head hard.

Laizi finally lost his patience, he pulled the corner of the quilt, and grabbed the quilt with the fool, the fool was stupid, and Laizi couldn't move him half a point. Pulling back and forth, Laizi finally got impatient, and he grabbed the fool's pillow and tugged hard. The fool lay empty all of a sudden, and he jumped up in shock.

"There's a wolf mom eating me!"

As he spoke, he poked his head out. When he saw the black hole outside, the fool was frightened, and he immediately cried at the top of his voice.

"Mother Wolf has brought me here! I want to find my mother, mother!"

The sound was so terrible that it caused something in the distance to howl twice. The two spirit priests frowned dissatisfiedly at the carriage, and Lai Zi was afraid that he would summon some spirit beast over, so he hurriedly coaxed him softly.

"There is no wolf mother, you go to bed obediently, and I will take you to find my mother tomorrow morning!"

The fool didn't do it, he pointed to the pillow in Laizi's hand and cried: "The wolf mother specializes in pumping pillows!"

Lai Zi hurriedly handed the pillow back to him: "Good, the wolf mother has returned the pillow to you, you can sleep quickly!"

The fool didn't do it, he cried and wiped tears and said, "Didn't you just say that there is no wolf mother?"

Lai Zi suddenly glared angrily: Hey, why is this fool so good at raising the bar?

Xiao Qingzhu on the side squinted her eyes and held back a smile, she was so out of breath.

Laizi couldn't, he slapped himself with hatred: "Yes, there is no wolf mother, I was wrong just now, now you can sleep, right?"

The fool calmed down, and he put the pillow back on it, and fell asleep in a group. Lai Zi thought about it, so he had to put all his clothes on his body in order to survive the long night in the mountains.

All in all, he slept this night!