As for the salary, it's negotiable. After all, the assistant is probably reluctant to save money now. Besides, if you make money, can you invite me to a late-night snack? And can I bring my girlfriend?

The other party immediately giggled and said as he walked: "Okay, I'll treat you when the time comes, won't you just pay for it?"

Anyway, I'm helping you, right? Don't worry, I'm going to make you prove it, I'm going to make you a real president. Look at what I'm capable of. I think it's really fun.

This is Pi Xiaofan of the public relations team, a high school classmate of the president. I am particularly interested in these things that are difficult to challenge. This is a very difficult problem.

To make a fake CEO think that it is a good president. And he became a real president again. It's really a bit difficult. This fake president, who was spurned by tens of thousands of people, has to correct his name all at once, however, it is really a bit difficult.

After the two of them chatted for a while, the woman packed her things, put on a bag, put on a jacket, and hurriedly ran out and drove directly to the company.

When I came to the door of the company, I found that there was no way to get in. There was a sea of people at the door of the company. There was a small place at the entrance of the company, and now it is crowded.

Even the employees who worked inside went to the back. The woman pulled over to the opposite side of the road.

I went around a big circle and went to the back door to find an entrance and came in, who knew that entering along this intersection was the elevator. Pi Xiaofan got into the elevator of the employee and went to the top floor. When he came to the president's office, he didn't knock on the door or speak, and he didn't rush in directly.

It's like walking through your own door. However, at this moment, the president was actually lying on the sofa and snoring.

The assistant was very busy, always on the phone and explaining something. Explain the matter of this fake president. However, the eldest lady seemed to be calculating something. In short, the two of them were very busy.

Sure enough, it's a fake president, and it's still very popular in the office. Just look at how leisurely the rest is when you are busiest, and you can know the location of this person, and how well this person lives a good and smooth life.

This person is really living too well. So moisturizing and so chic.

No, there was a lot of noise downstairs, and the employees of the whole company were scared, always feeling like they were about to die. Then Lan Zeyu did lie here and snore. It's really too big a heart.

The woman walked in, picked up her leg without saying a word, and kicked twice on the sofa.

After Pi Xiaofan kicked twice, he still found the president snoring. Nothing happened. The child fell asleep and remained the same as before, without any difference.

Even if there is thunder or an earthquake, it is estimated that there is no reaction. Yes, what if it's an earthquake?

The woman immediately squatted down, propped up on the sofa with one hand, and propped the other hand on her knees, so half-kneeling, and after watching the president approach the president's face, she said loudly into the president's ear: "There is an earthquake!"

I only heard three words sound, the president was dreaming, suddenly opened his eyes, and immediately did it and said loudly: "Hurry up and run for your life!"

But when I woke up, I found that my high school classmates were standing in front.

Lan Zeyu yawned, picked up his hand and patted his lips. Finally wiped his eyes. I feel that some eye droppings make me very sleepy in my eyes.

However, when I saw my high school classmates standing in front of me, wearing a pair of jeans, a T-shirt, a jacket, and a student bag, I really looked like a college student, but as rustic as I could.

What kind of dress is this?

No matter how you say it, you are also a member of the public relations team, can't you dress beautifully? People say that people who do public relations should first pay attention to their own façade, at least in terms of image.

But looking at this girl in front of me, it looks like a reporter. No, the reporters have already elevated her.

"Pi Xiaofan, lady, why are you so loud?"

Don't forget, you're a girl.

Speaking of this, the president immediately wiped his eyes again. Because the eyes are blurry. It makes the girl in front of me even more ugly and so raunchy.

I thought it was because of my eye feces, so it seemed that the clothes this girl was wearing were so old, and they were so subgrade. It seems as casual as it can be.

After hearing this, the high school classmates immediately pulled a face, reached over, and directly dragged the president's arm and walked outside.

Then the woman turned her head to look at the assistant and said, "Assistant, is the conference room next door open?"

The assistant immediately got up and made a phone call to the logistics department. The people in the logistics department opened the conference room next door as quickly as possible.

Pi Xiaofan never gave the president a chance to speak. Pulled the president directly to the conference room next door. Coming to the conference table, the woman let go of the president.

The woman sat down at the conference table, and the president felt a little tired. After all, when I had just slept well, I felt really comfortable in my sleep.

I haven't woken up yet, and of course I'm still a little sleepy. Immediately sat down in this chair, and then leaned on the desk and began to close his eyes.

The high school classmate smiled, looked at the president, and said, "President, what the hell did you do? Why are you so careless? Strictly control the tone of these people." ”

Lan Zeyu turned his head, looked weak, looked at the woman and said, "I called you here, not for you to count me." It's not for you to educate me. ”

I'm calling you to settle things.

In other words, I am now a fake president, and I have already sat down, and I am a liar.

But how do you change my reputation as a liar to that of a proper president? Can you do that? So don't talk about what you don't have, just tell me something useful.

However, the woman shook her head and smiled and slapped the table twice.

Immediately looked at the palm of his hand, then turned his head to look at the president and said, "President, look at your dust." ”

If you look at the meeting, has there ever been a meeting on this table? Why is it all dust? How long has it been since there has been a regular meeting? And if there are no cleaners who don't clean it?

I think your management ability is suitable for being a president? It turns out that this matter can also be related to my management ability? The president is becoming more and more sober.

More and more hit, of course, more and more sober. The president yawned and leaned back in his chair, not lying on his stomach now. Yawned two more times, and then took out his hand and patted his lips. Then there were some tears in the eyes. It's really sleepy after all.

After that, he was very helpless, looked at the woman and said, "I know, I wasn't a real president before." ”

I'm here as an ornament, of course. Everything is listened to the assistant. It's different now. Now you're going to turn me into a real president, understand?

Instead of looking at these here.

Pi Xiaofan jumped off the conference table and circled around the conference office. I looked at the crowds downstairs.

Finally, he came to the conference table, sat down on a chair next to him, and finally turned to the president and stared at the president unscrupulously.

President Pi Xiaofan said: "President, I didn't educate you just now. ”

I tell you to strictly control the tone of these people, which is the first criterion for learning to be a president. But you have to have a regular meeting every day, you know, you have to communicate your thoughts.

That's what I'm trying to say. To become a real CEO, you have to do something yourself, right? For example, you have to have a regular meeting in the morning, at least once a week, right?

Couldn't you organize a meeting on something as important as what's going on in the company right now? You can mobilize these people to silence this nonsense and get them to speak in unison.

Don't let them talk nonsense. These people you know are talking out there because they don't think you're really a CEO.

Now I reckon that the most murderous people discussing your issue should be the people from your own company, not the people outside. Maybe when those reporters call the company, your employees will talk nonsense.

Do you know where they get that news from? It's from the people around you. By now, you know who got it out, right?

I reckon you know all about it, because only a few people know that you are a fake president.

When the woman said this, the president had just thought of it.

Lan Zeyu immediately came to his senses, then stood up from his position, and sat on the desk again all of a sudden, almost as if he had changed his position.

Just now the woman was sitting at the desk, and now the president himself is sitting on it. However, just picked the woman to sit in this position. Because of this location, there is no dust. Sure enough, I haven't had a meeting for a long time.

The dust is so thick.

The president immediately lay down, approached his high school classmates, and whispered, "Who do you think should tell the news to the outside world?"

Why did all the media come? Who do you think did it? I really can't think of it. It's really lacking in morality. Not many people know about this. I can say it all. Now I'm going to tell you about it......

Pi Xiaofan immediately smiled, very calm. It seems to be confident. Lean back in your chair and clasp your hands on your chest.

However, the backpack on his back seems to be on his back for many years, and he is not relaxed at all, and he is reluctant to take it off. It is as if there is a bag on his back pressed in the middle of his back, and there is no obstacle or relationship at all.

With this hat, he can't go up or down, just lower his head to cover his eyes, and raise his head to reveal his eyes.

This woman looks good when she laughs, in short, very down-to-earth. It won't be too earthy. Although the clothes are so dirty.

The woman smiled and said, "President, tell me now, who knows?"

The name of everyone I knew was given to me, and I had a way of guessing who it was.

Then, let's go straight out one by one and just know it. It's called the method of elimination, you know? The president seems to understand. No matter how stupid you are, you can understand it.

After all, this kind of teaching is like kindergarten teaching. As long as you say the names of all these people and exclude them one by one, this is actually a very simple thing in the fitting room. Although I don't have much culture.

So the president smiled and immediately said: "Knowing that I am a fake president, I think there are assistants, eldest sisters, my cousin, my girlfriend, the eldest young master, and the minister of the development department." ”

Just a few people, who know that the others don't know. There's no way my mom and my aunt can talk about it, right?

Pi Xiaofan did a bit of elimination.