"Crazy Stone" is a film that combines black humor and realistic art.

tells the story of a handicraft factory in Qingzhong that was on the verge of closure and found a piece of priceless jade when overthrowing the old factory, but the international thief Mike and the local thief trio led by Brother Dao and the factory director's son Xie Xiaomeng all set their sights on the jadeite, and they launched a fierce offensive and defensive battle with Bao Shihongchang, the section chief of the handicraft factory security section.

The handicraft factory has not paid wages for eight consecutive months, and the construction developer has set its sights on this land again, and the director of the factory Xie decided to hold a jade exhibition under pressure, and arranged for Bao Shihong, the chief of the security section, to be responsible for the safety and security of the exhibition, and he is the only person in the factory who has attended the police academy.

Brother Dao, Heipi, and Xiaojun thieves took the moving company as a cover and burglarized many times, and they took away the suitcase of the mysterious man Mike from Hong Kong Xianglai, and opened it to find that their peers were also coming for Jade.

In fact, Mike is a master hired by the real estate developer Feng Dong to instruct Manager Qin to steal the jade and make the handicraft factory desperate and bankrupt in order to take the land.

So, the trio of thieves stayed in the night Paris guest house near the exhibition grounds.

Next door to them, there lives Bao Shihong, the head of the security section of the handicraft factory, who chose this place in order to "be condescending and controlling".

Separated by a wall, on one side is Bao Shihong and Sanbao studying how to prevent thieves, on the other hand, the thief trio led by Brother Dao is pondering how to break through the defense line to get the jade, the international thief Mike also came here to step on the point, Xie Xiaomeng, the son of Director Xie who claims to be engaged in body art research but is idle and carefree, also started the idea of jade in order to please those beautiful girls.

In this way, the prevention and breakthrough around jadeite have a hilarious and ridiculous story.

In the end, Feng Dong and Manager Qin, who had exhausted the organs, both died in the use and being used, and Mike fell into the hands of Bao Shihong, who was commended for his courage in capturing international thieves, and the trio of thieves fled like rats crossing the street.

"I'll hold your lungs!" is an atypical line used by professional thief Mike, which has also become a buzzword and a mantra for many people.

The light in front of me gradually brightened.

The wind is blowing in my ears, and my body is shaking.

A pungent smell of perfume is in the nose.

"This is my childhood city, and although I have been in Hong Kong for many years, this scene still haunts me from time to time. I have an indescribable feeling when I see you, I can't tell if it's déjà vu or familiarity at first sight. It feels so intimate, so intense......"

Hong Kong Mandarin can't help but be funny.

But Liu Qing didn't laugh, because this is his current identity.

Under the banner of engaging in body art research, Xie Xiaomeng teased girls everywhere.

Looking up, the river is full of fog, and the high-rise bungalows in the streets of Shancheng are scattered, like an ink painting in the fog.

The cable car went forward, the wind blew, Liu Qing's long hair fluttered, and he held a drink in his hand.

Opposite him, there was a long-haired beauty with a convex figure and a fashionable dress, looking at Liu Qing with a smile on the corner of her mouth.

In the corner of the cable car, a young man with an avant-garde "mohican head" hairstyle is listening to an MP3 with strong muscles, tattoos on his arms and a pair of boxing gloves around his neck.

"Identity: Xie Xiaomeng. ”

"Mission: Frustrate the crowd and get the gems. ”

"Mission Rewards: Points, attribute points, and random lottery rewards can be obtained. ”

"Task Start ......"

There was a crisp prompt sound from the system in his ears, and Liu smiled slightly.

The beautiful woman on the other side was suddenly attracted by his smile.

This man who is not earthy and foreign, actually shows a charming temperament, which is not scientific!

"Do you want to soak me?" asked the beautiful woman with a smile.

Liu shook his head lightly: "No, I don't want to know your depth, and you don't need to know my strengths." ”

The beauty was stunned for a moment, then understood, pursed her lips and laughed, raised her head and said, "You can talk to him about the depth and length of the problem." ”

With that, she got up and stood next to the tattooed man.

The tattooed man stared at Liu Qing viciously, and his fist smashed into Liu Qing's eyes.

Liu Qing was prepared, leaned over slightly, avoided his fist, reached out and grabbed his wrist, and struck with an elbow in his right hand.

"Ahh

The tattooed man let out a scream and bent over like a lobster.

Liu Qing then punched him the back of the head, and the tattooed man fell to the ground in front of his eyes.

"Big cow, big cow ......," the long-haired beauty exclaimed.

Liu clapped his hands lightly and said with a smile: "Beauty, it seems that you have found a silver-like pewter gun head!"

The long-haired beauty was a little panicked, her face turned pale, and she looked at Liu Qing vigilantly while shaking the tattooed man.

Liu Qing sat down and said with a smile: "It's quiet now, we can talk about life, ideals, or something......"

The long-haired beauty panicked: "I...... I don't know my life, my ideals, or whatever!"

Liu waved his hand lightly and comforted: "Don't be nervous, in fact, I am engaged in art research, well, including body art, I am the best at studying the depth and length of ......."

Seeing the long-haired beauty's panicked expression as if a lamb had met a hungry wolf, Liu Qing secretly laughed.

The cable car wobbled and soon reached the end.

At this time, the tattooed man finally came to his senses, he reached out and rubbed his eyes, sat up with the support of the long-haired beauty, and looked up to see Liu staring at him with a smile, and was suddenly startled, and his body shrank back hard.

Liu patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't panic, I didn't do anything, I just discussed my life ideals with this beauty......"

The tattooed man looked at the long-haired beauty in disbelief, and the long-haired beauty bit her lip and couldn't cry or laugh.

"Goodbye beauty, next time we have a good chance to discuss body art. Liu waved his hand and walked off the cable car.

"What did you just do?"

"Didn't do anything!"

"Didn't you do anything? Could it be that he knocked me out, and he really just talked to you about his life ideals?"

"So what do you think? Didn't you say you're good?"

Behind him, there was a conversation between a tattooed man and a long-haired beauty, the voice became louder and louder, the tone became more and more intense, and they even quarreled.

in a taxi.

The radio played local news: "Recently, a priceless jadeite appeared in our city's handicraft factory, which is extremely rare in the world, the factory because of unsalable products, frequent bankruptcy, this can be the appearance of jadeite, whether it can bring it back to life, we wait and see." ”

The driver sighed: "It's really shit luck, I heard that the jade was picked up from the toilet, if I pick it up, I don't have to drive a taxi." Brother, when you go to the handicraft factory, are you going to visit that piece of jadeite? Let me tell you, they are very tightly protected, how can they show it to you? ”

Liu said lightly: "That piece of jade is mine." ”

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