Chapter 19: The Strongest Product in History
"About the first product of Hillstone Technology, please take a look at this!"
Chen Yan's encouraging words had little effect, there were more than a dozen people in this conference room, and only Li Xiaoer and Musk were really strongly influenced by his language, and the others were all technicians, all immersed in the beautiful algorithm.
But when Chen Yan took out his mobile phone and tapped twice on the screen to light up the screen, everyone was attracted by one of the yellow figures wearing denim bib pants and thick glasses under beer bottles.
As soon as the screen lit up, the Minions said like a cannon: "Banana, uncle, I'm here, Banana~~"
"Minions?!"
"It's Dave!"
"You can tell if they all look the same? Except some have two eyes, and some have one eye. ”
"It's different, some have a collapsed middle hairstyle, some have a small prickly head, and some have a small handful of hair, and the hair is erect, and their noses and mouths, as well as the size of their bodies, and their heights are different. ”
"Obeyed. ”
While some people in the conference room were still talking to each other, the Minions on the screen seemed to hear someone discussing it.
I saw that it turned its head suddenly in the middle of the mobile phone screen, and at first glance, its eyes widened, and then the small yellow body began to tremble nervously and fearfully, and its voice trembled, "Banana~~, I can't talk about me, you actually shake people, don't think that you will shake it, my Banana clan has countless brothers, Banana!"
“......”
“......”
"It seems to recognize how many of us there are. ”
"There is a connection to the imagination, and the sentences before and after are closely related, not the result of disorder. ”
"Listening to the first sentence, it seems to be related to the antecedent, which is too powerful. ”
"It didn't wake it up, and it had so many plays?"
"You can see its movements and expressions, it's very fitting, and the emotions are quite in place. ”
“......”
“......”
Since the screen was facing the other people in the conference room, it was exactly the opposite of Chen Yan.
The Minion was startled by the crowd and began to search left and right, and when it turned around again and writhed its small ass at the crowd, the Minion's voice sounded again.
"Banana, you are hiding here, I thought you had escaped. The Minion's nervous tone relaxed, and there was the same joy as an old friend to be reunited.
"That's probably because it called the rear camera and saw the boss from the inside. Elon whispered.
The others also nodded in agreement and agreed: "This point is very smart, from turning the body to calling the rear camera, the whole process is done by it independently, without a trace of jerky frustration, very powerful." ”
At the same time, it also shows that this program is very familiar with the architecture of the underlying system of the mobile phone, and can skillfully call between various hardware and in accordance with the environment. ”
"Awesome!"
"Admire, at least I can't do this alone, I just don't know how long it took to develop it. ”
Chen Yan laughed and said, "Dave, you are really a dead duck with a hard mouth. ”
As he spoke, Chen Yan turned his mobile phone around, and then sat down at the head of the conference table, and then used the cup as a stand, so that the screen could shine everyone into it.
After sitting down, Chen Yan continued: "I don't know who the ghost shouted last night, don't bully the small. ”
"Banana!"
The Minion seemed to be unconvinced, clasping his hands on his chest, as if he felt that something was wrong, and immediately changed to his hands on his hips, "Then talk about five cents again, I will make you bankrupt!"
Seeing that everyone was puzzled, Chen Yan turned his head and explained in a whisper: "After developing it a few days ago, I found that it was very broken, so I agreed with it that if anyone can't catch the other party, they will lose five cents to the other party, and it owes me about 10,000 yuan so far." ”
"Banana!!, to be exact, it's 10,123 yuan and 5 cents, and if I win you this time, it's only 10,123 yuan. Soon it will be cleared, and then you will be bankrupt. As soon as Chen Xu's words fell, the Minion inserted his waist very angrily, and picked up the words very quickly: "You are really a foolish human with no memory and stupidity, you can't remember such a simple number, it's too bad." ”
"What? a few days ago, such a huge system was developed in a few days?" someone exclaimed in disbelief.
"Unbelievable!" said someone with his mouth wide open, barely closing.
"It's so fast, it's completely seamless communication with people!" someone kept his senses and analyzed.
"Then do you know how many assets I have, and you want me to go bankrupt?" asked Chen Yan with a smile.
"Banana..."
The little minion touched the little bald head with only a few hairs, his eyes rolled slightly, he thought carefully, and after thinking for a long time, he said quite dejectedly: "Uncle Banana, this is one thousand and one hundred and twenty-four yuan!"
"Hahaha!"
"It's hilarious. ”
"Look at its antics, So_funny!"
Suddenly, a smart light bulb flashed on the Minion man's head in the center of the screen, and it snapped its fingers, and a crisp snap of its fingers came from the phone: "Banana! Do you know how much money I have?"
The Minions writhed their buttocks triumphantly, gesturing their yes fingers, and kept spinning in circles.
"Do you have any money?" Chen Yan asked lightly.
"Banana..."
The Minion began to think again, and after a few seconds, it became dejected again: "Ten thousand and one hundred and twenty-four pieces of five cents, ten thousand and one hundred and twenty-four pieces of ahhhh
As he spoke, the Minion began to become irritable, and the restless factor in its body seemed to activate at this moment.
"That uncle, you stupid and arrogant human, if I bet with you again, I won't be called Bananadave. ”
"Be careful that I blow up your house with a bomb, be careful that I throw you artillery when you go to the bathroom, be careful that I smear mustard when you brush your teeth, be careful that you... Be careful... , Banana, be careful anyway!!"
"Shh
Chen Yan made a boo gesture, and then looked indifferent, but his hands were counting the money, and he whispered to himself: "Ten thousand and one hundred and twenty-four yuan." ”
"Ahh
"Be quiet, maybe I'll give you this ten thousand one hundred and twenty-four yuan!" Chen Yan glanced at the Minion disapprovingly.
"Really?!banana!that's really banana!" the Minion laughed.
"Quiet down, don't you see this is in the conference room, and when we're done talking, we'll give you the money you owe me!"
After Chen Yanhuan pointed around, he said to the Minions.
The Minion nodded violently and whispered, "Banana!"
After finishing speaking, the Minion immediately sat down cross-legged, and then swiped in the void, and a pulled zipper appeared on its mouth out of thin air, and from one end, it held the zipper by itself, until the other end pulled the zipper, and the smile on the Minion's face never stopped during the whole process.
After seeing that the Minions really shut up, Chen Yan turned to everyone: "What do you think will happen to this product after it is put on the market?"
The people here, whether it is Musk who has an excellent market vision, or many computer geniuses who are inclined to technological development, or Li Xiaoer, who is a new one, are all shocked by what the Minions have shown, and they all clearly know that this is a product that beats all the so-called artificial intelligence on the market.
But let them say something specifically, but no one took the lead, because the result was too obvious, and it was suspicious of sycophants to say it.
Seeing that everyone was silent, Chen Yan knocked on the table with the index finger of his right hand.
Then he stood up and propped his hands on the table.
"Now all the so-called mobile phone smart assistants on the market are spicy chicken, so we will use this as a starting point to start dominating various mobile app stores, so that at least one out of ten smartphone users can use our smart assistant. ”
After Chen Yan finished speaking, the computer geniuses led by Elon all looked at him with a constipated expression.
"What's wrong?"
Elon smiled bitterly: "Boss, you have accomplished such a great thing by yourself, what else do you need us to do, I feel a little redundant." ”
The other computer geniuses also nodded one after another, usually claiming to be geniuses, but after seeing Chen Yan today, I realized that there are people outside the world, and this is an indescribable gap, just like everyone is the top student in the class, Elon is the person who is the first person all year round, and everyone is almost the same. However, one day, a person who was the first in the country appeared in front of them, which made them unable to have the mentality of wanting to fight.
Chen Yan never thought that he would use too much force, and he would hit these computer geniuses at once, and after a little thought, Chen Yan said: "There has never been a company in this world that has only one person developed, this is the first point. ”
"Second, do you think that with the ability of the stone algorithm, you can just be a mobile phone assistant? My goal is not only this!"
"Think about it, one day in the future, everyone will have Dave in the mobile phone system, or even the Dave system...."
"All the desktop computers are assisted by Dave, as well as tablets, watches, and other smart devices. ”
"Even, one day in the future, you sit in the passenger seat and look at the scenery outside the field, while Dave is driving and chatting with you funny. ”
Until one day, Dave would even take care of the children, do housework, cook and teach the children to read and write. ”
"That day, will it be far away?"
"That day will be created by your own hands!"
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(ps1,A layout of the business has been written.,Next, mix in the school to pick up girls!!)