Chapter 139: The Customs of the Goddess Country that pulls calves
"Carney, I'm kind of starting to understand your brother's organization, these people in the Goddess Kingdom are special big bastards. ”
After saying that, he told Carney to take care of the business, and went straight to the small dark room of the customs.
In fact, to say that the people in the goddess country are all big bastards, this is purely Xiaoshan's anger and nonsense. Since there are so many races and so many people with very different living habits gathered here, it is not surprising that what happens in the Goddess Country.
People generally advocate freedom, love money, and advocate consumption, but the vast majority of people are still able to be a gentleman who loves money in a proper way, and integrity, diligence, and active acquisition of wealth are encouraged and supported in the Goddess Kingdom.
The intellectual and cultural tolerance here has led to strange societies and satirical religions, such as the famous "Flying Burger Cult", whose founder believes that the world was built by a Hamburger monster after "a serious drunken episode".
The Hamburg monster that created the world is the only "Hamburg God", a satirical virtual religion that addresses the theory of intelligent design (that living things are not designed by evolution, but by some supernatural intelligence) as claimed by some religious sects. They partially endorse the theory of evolution.
But just such an unreliable religion has been legalized in many countries, which shows that the inclusiveness of the Goddess Kingdom has reached the point of absurdity.
Anything, too much. This is true of freedom, and so is tolerance.
And at this moment, Yu Xiaoshan probably didn't have any mood to think about the bullshit burger god, and he was now angry and wanted to go to the small black house.
The small black room is actually the hall of the customs, with several rows of chairs, ready to be questioned at any time, and no mobile phones are allowed.
The customs of the goddess country is really nitpicking, how many times have the Ministry of Commerce and the Federal Police tortured Yu Xiaoshan, although this batch of goods is destined for Middle Eastern countries, but it is not on the prohibition list, and now the goods are inexplicably deducted so that Yu Xiaoshan's anger is on the verge of exploding.
Angrily broke into the gate of the customs, the mobile phone and all the electronic products on his body were taken away and locked in the cabinet, and as soon as Yu Xiaoshan entered the hall, he saw someone connected with him - Song Duxin.
Yu Xiaoshan was extremely impressed by Song Duxin, and Song Duxin also had a slight impression of Xiaoshan after a glimpse, so the two gentlemen actually nodded like acquaintances when they met.
Song Duxin actually came over today to wait to see the customs trouble. A batch of headphones came in from China, and the customs of the goddess country were as excited as stepping on the climax, and the public announcement said: "We have seized 10,000 fake Apple AirPods, and if they are resold at the regular price, the value will be as high as 1.99 million goddess coins." ”
A number of Chinese enterprises maintained by the Asian Youth Society have suffered losses from the Goddess Customs this year, and have been detained by various clever purposes, which makes Song Duxin very unhappy. So he stepped on the preferences of the customs and poured a batch of headphones.
However, the earphones of these lying guns are not Apple at all, the brand is OnePlus Buds, which is priced at 79 goddess coins in the goddess country, which is reasonable and legal.
So now the customs of the goddess country is very embarrassed in front of Song Duxin, this embarrassment is like thinking that the rape was caught in bed, but when the quilt was lifted, they found that the two people were neatly dressed and looking at the luminous watch, not to mention that the customs was also very excited and excited to release the notice of catching the rape in advance.
As early as before Song Duxin came over today, netizens all over the world had already mocked the customs of the goddess country by comparing the LOGO groups of OnePlus and Apple, and the customs had to issue a statement saying: "This batch of goods is indeed not AirPods." ”
Song Duxin wore a particularly formal business suit today, wearing black trousers to perfectly wrap her long legs inside, exuding a mature, elegant, and steady temperament.
A female staff member of the customs walked over, bent down at a forty-five degree angle, and showed a very sweet smile to Song Duxin: "Hello Mr. Song, I am very sorry for taking up your time, after careful inspection by the staff, there is no problem with this batch of goods." So you're ready to take your stuff. ”
Song Duxin glanced at her coldly, and said unhurriedly: "The uneasiness, panic, and loss of reputation I have experienced in the past few days have made my spirit seriously on the verge of collapse.
I am saddened that my personal physician can report this to you, and I think no one can afford such humiliation, and that you have never apologized from the beginning to the end. ”
Yu Xiaoshan was almost laughed out loud next to him, this old man of the Asian Youth Club is very funny, and he is still uneasy?
And his cold tone didn't look like scared and sad at all. But at the same time, seeing such a Song Duxin, Yu Xiaoshan's heart was very dark, the customs of the goddess country of the mother had to let them increase their knowledge like this, knowing that Chinese businessmen were not so easy to mess with.
The customs staff looked disparate, and it was not impossible to stand there and walk. Song Duxin stopped talking, and when the man was silent, the air pressure around him suddenly decreased, and he could feel a heavy and depressed feeling within a radius of many miles.
Yu Xiaoshan smelled the same kind of smell, cleared his throat and said to this embarrassed girl: "Like what happened to this Mr. Song, the Federal Police Department and the Ministry of Commerce of your country have carried out a strict inspection and confirmation of the whereabouts of my batch of goods.
After going through these inspections, I thought I could prove my innocence, but you detained my goods on the grounds of precision instruments, and I suffered a huge loss. Frankly, I don't think that these parts that are close to the originals fall under the category of precision instruments. ”
Song Duxin's reaction was so clever that he immediately took over: "Since this gentleman is similar to me and similar to unjustly detained goods for no reason, we have reason to question that your customs is deliberately discriminating against racially. ”
The four words "racial discrimination" are very sensitive and serious concepts in the Goddess Country, and any person who is involved with these four words is a weight that any country-level institution cannot bear, and it will almost trigger a series of butterfly effects. And the person who caused this effect in the first place will be pushed out to blame.
So when the customs officer in front of him heard these four words, he waved his hand again and again, and his eyes were full of indescribable panic: "Uh...... No, no, no, I am absolutely, certainly, and will never have any rejection of people of any country or race, and I respect and love everyone who contributes to the Goddess Kingdom, such as the two of you. ”
After speaking, he quickly hid like a monster, and left a sentence before leaving: "If there is anything that makes the two of you feel misunderstood, I sincerely apologize to the two, I am afraid that the current problem is not within my scope of responsibility to deal with, please allow me to ask the person in charge at a higher level." ”
Song Twilight smiled meaningfully at Yu Xiaoshan and said in Chinese: "This gentleman is very good at sewing needles, and he uses me for no reason to fight for his own interests." is brave and strategic, Song admires. ”
Yu Xiaoshan shook his neck and replied: "Each other, no two trees are not forests, and I have helped you invisibly, haven't I? If I guessed correctly, you want to apply for a partial tariff exemption, right? Now it seems that it is not completely whimsical." ”
Song Duxin was secretly surprised in his heart: this person's reaction was too fast, he really wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to take advantage of everything, and the new and old accounts were calculated together with the Goddess Customs, the purpose was to achieve partial tariff exemption.
The reason is very simple, if you find a strong lawyer, you can already ask for huge state compensation.
After all, the goddess country has a tradition in this regard, an old lady drinks coffee in a fast food restaurant, because the coffee cup does not have a "be careful to burn your mouth" logo, resulting in the old lady's lips burning a little skin, the fast food restaurant was accused in court and finally compensated more than 9 million goddess coins before the case was closed.
And some of the people in the customs have actually been bought by Song Duxin, just waiting for a perfect reason to propose a tariff exemption, but their intentions are absolutely confidential, and the closest people have no way of knowing, how did the person in front of him gain insight in a few minutes??
This person is really a rare and powerful character......