Chapter 62, almost died on the toilet!
That night, Wang Taika almost died on the toilet!
Ahem...... Here's the thing!
When eating, Zhi'en-chan didn't know how to become very gentle! It can even be said that she was considerate! Even Wang Taika was shocked, thinking that Zhi'en's head was broken!
Because Zhi'en Chan is so considerate, Wang Taika is embarrassed to bully her at every turn. So this meal for two people is simply a great one!
The overall atmosphere of the dinner was very good! The two of them didn't say a word about those embarrassing topics, chatted some happily, and pulled in a lot of relationships.
Then after eating, Wang Taika also brushed the bowl with Zhien-chan. To be reasonable! Zhien-chan can be so well-behaved and obedient, which completely surprised Wang Taika.
But since you're obedient, why do you care so much?
After packing up his things, Zhien-chan didn't leave yet, saying that he would rest here today. It's also normal, after all, the attic is someone's place. And she didn't come by car, so it would definitely be dangerous to go back at night.
So Wang Taika didn't say much, and even the two of them leaned on the sofa together to watch the evening TV series.
Jien-chan changed her clothes halfway through, and it was a newly bought pajamas. And also asked Wang Taika to also change into the pajamas that Jieun-chan bought.
Wang Taika actually doesn't usually wear pajamas, isn't there a poem that describes him like this!
"Wang Tai Ka Wang Tai Ka! Sleep with only big pants!"
This poem exquisitely expresses the true meaning of Wang Taika, who only wears big pants when he sleeps! The key is to rhyme and brainwash, you say that you are not angry!
So for Ji'en-chan forcing him to wear pajamas, he originally wanted to refuse. But today, Zhi'en-chan was really obedient, so after thinking about it, I changed it.
In this way, the state of Wang Taika and Zhi'en-chan nested on the sofa is a bit ambiguous!
Because the pajamas look like they are lovers, this makes Wang Taika very uncomfortable!
I really want to sleep, but my room is definitely not able to live in for the time being, so I can only sleep on the sofa. But Jien-chan occupies the sofa again, watching the show on TV.
"Zhi'en-chan, it's late, let's rest!" Wang Taika persuaded.
"Uh-huh, go to sleep! bye-bye!" Zhien-chan waved his hand, but didn't look at Wang Taika at all.
"What's the matter? I sleep on the toilet in that room?" Wang Taika was helpless: "I have to sleep on the sofa today." ”
"If you don't sleep on the toilet, maybe you really can't be the master!" Zhi'en-chan suddenly smiled, said something without a beginning or an end, then got up and patted Wang Taika on the shoulder, and went back to the room wearing bear slippers.
Wang Taika is really inexplicable. Anyway, though. The sofa is still empty! So Wang Taika turned off the TV and lay down on the sofa to rest.
Probably...... Ten minutes later, Wang Taika felt it......
"Oh yo yo ! Come on, come on! Caught off guard! Knock on the door! Knock on the door! Ring the doorbell!"
Then that night, Wang Taika never returned to the sofa or left the bathroom!
All night! Wang Taika almost died on the toilet!
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The next day, early in the morning.
Jien-chan stretched and came down from the attic. But he didn't see Wang Taika's figure, so he shouted twice: "Terrorist, terrorist, strange, why did you go?"
When I got down the attic, I found a miserable figure lying on the floor of the living room, and this figure was not motionless, but slowly crawling in the direction of the sofa!
Wang Taika finally came out of the bathroom, but at this time he didn't even have the strength to walk!
"What the hell am I ...... I want to sleep for a while......" Wang Taika said weakly, as if he was about to die.
"Oh my God!" Zhien-chan was startled, and then hurriedly went up to help Wang Taika. Look at Wang Taika's face again, sallow and sallow, and very haggard!
Zhien-chan regretted it a little, she originally wanted to punish Wang Taika, but she didn't control the amount of medicine!
"Knowledge...... Sauce...... Wang Taika's voice was hoarse: "Are you okay?" I suspect yesterday...... Buy meat...... It's not fresh!whew, let me catch my breath......"
"Forget it, let's not worry about those profiteers!" Zhi'en sauce was a little distressed and regretted, but the pot was thrown very cleanly!
"It's good you're okay, or else...... Please eat and the result is ...... As a result, you have a bad stomach, and I will feel guilty......" Wang Taika's whole person has completely collapsed, and he has no strength to speak at all.
When Zhi'en Chan heard Wang Taika's words, he was even more ashamed, and said, "It's okay, you lie down! What do you want to eat? I'll go out and buy it for you now!
"Is it the Five Poisons Tonic Soup again? Are you afraid that I will not die completely enough? Or do you think that I died too peacefully?" "Even at this time, Wang Taika still did not change his cheap nature: "After drinking, you want me to become a zombie to accompany you!"
"Oops!" Zhien-chan laughed angrily: "When is this all this, do you still have the heart to joke?"
"Optimistic!" Wang Taika said hoarsely, and he couldn't help but laugh. Jien-chan also bowed his head and smiled.
In any case, Wang Taika still has an advantage that no one can compare, that is, no matter how difficult the situation, he can ...... Find the silver lining.
Although this thing is very bizarre, Wang Taika never thought that it was a ghost caused by Zhien-chan. Because Wang Taika has never been a conspiracy theorist, and he doesn't like to speculate maliciously about the people around him.
So this time, Wang Taika thought that he had a bad stomach and didn't say anything.
Zhien-chan helped Wang Taika to the sofa and leaned on, Wang Taika felt uncomfortable and turned over and lay on the sofa.
"This night, my butt hurt when I sat on this toilet. I'll have to lie down for a while. Wang Taika looked at the time and said, "I'll take it slowly, I have to go to work in a while." ”
Zhien-chan looked at Wang Taika like this, and felt even more guilty. This is the first time in Zhi'en-chan's life to put laxatives on others, and she has no experience!, so I don't know how much to put in it...... The main thing is that there is a scale for pranks, but this time the bowl was smashed.
Zhien-chan cheered himself up in his heart, it was a big deal to try it a few more times, and sooner or later he would succeed in grasping the scale. As for how to test it...... Ahem!
"What would you like to eat in the morning?" said Jien-chan, who returned to the attic to change his clothes and buy something for Wang Taika.
"Bring me a burger! Wang Taika said weakly: "I'm sorry for you." You're going to have to run the announcement, right? and buy me breakfast. ”
"It's okay, I should. Jien-chan replied.
"Should...... Should it?" Wang Taika asked a little strangely.
"Uh, I mean...... We are...... Didn't you always think you were my Oba? Then I'll buy you breakfast, you should. Jien-chan immediately explained.
"Then you want to listen to Oba!" Wang Taika's obsession is simply too deep!
"You ......" Zhien-chan opened his mouth, anyway, it's already like this, it's okay to make amends!
But just when Zhi'en-chan wanted to call "Oba", he saw Wang Taika's sallow face, revealing a smile of triumph!
"Terrorist! Hmph!" Jieun-chan immediately changed his tune, and was almost deceived by this bastard again, it's really hateful!