Chapter 1119: Pig Brain

Li Zedao looked at Zhou Yan, then at Sun Ying, and sighed softly in his heart, sure enough, it's not a family that doesn't enter the door, although these two people are almost quite big from the outside, but from the inside...... If it sounds good, it is called simple, and if it is ugly, it is pure and lacks a root tendon.

Even if he could really beat that Sun Yizhou fiercely and temporarily let out a breath of evil anger in his heart, but what could that be? Not only could it not change the result, but it would only make things worse, Sun Ying's mother would only look down on Zhou Yan even more, thinking that Zhou Yan had brainwashed her daughter and made her so violent, and the most hateful thing was that she also beat her golden beetle son-in-law...... In this way, it is even more impossible for the grandmother to agree to the two of them being together.

"Can you listen to me finish speaking?" Li Zedao said angrily, looking at Sun Ying, "Do you know where Sun Yizhou is?" Besides, even if you really find it, you won't be able to do anything, because now your mother must be with that Sun Yizhou, and it's a meal now, so nine times out of ten, which luxurious restaurant to eat. ”

Sun Ying was slightly stunned.

Zhou Yan widened his eyes and asked, "Boss, how did you know?" He didn't doubt the authenticity of this sentence, but he was really curious about how Li Zedao knew, could it be that when his grandmother came just now, he saw a man with his grandmother?

Li Zedao glanced at him, pointed to his brain, and said angrily: "Because I have this." ”

Zhou Yan was a little confused, he didn't understand what Li Zedao was talking about, the boss was sick, why did he knock on his head?

Seeing that Zhou Yan still looked stupid, and didn't understand that he was saying that he had no brains, Li Zedao had an urge to punch him in the face of the soldier.

You say that your head is so big, is it because your face is big, so your head has to be bigger, otherwise it will look incongruous?

Li Zedao blamed himself very much, if he took him more, let him stay behind his ass for a longer period of time, and let him edify his wisdom and ability to deal with things, then he would not be disgusted like this by his future mother-in-law now, and he would be scolded to death if he hadn't met yet.

Li Zedao decided that he wanted to teach him how to be a wise and handsome man...... Of course, handsome is innate, and he can't learn it if he wants to, so he just needs to learn how to use his brain.

"I'll call my mom and ask. Sun Ying decided to verify it.

"Yes, call. Zhou Yan hurriedly leaned over, and then listened with his ears pricked up.

Li Zedao glanced at the two of them, shook his head helplessly, and then picked up a piece of meat and put it into Zhou Qian's bowl and said with a smile: "Don't pay attention to them, let's eat...... Eat more meat, you see you are skinny. ”

Zhou Qian smiled shyly and whispered, "Thank you, Brother Zedao." Then he picked up the piece of meat and put it in his mouth.

When Li Zedao saw her like this, the evil taste in his heart flooded, and he thought that if he called a meat joke with such a simple and weak girl...... What will happen? It's interesting just to think about it.

So Li Zedao said: "Qianqian, let me tell you a joke." ”

"Joke?" Zhou Qian looked up at Li Zedao with a shy look in her eyes and nodded, looking forward to it.

"There is a girl who is too small because her breasts are too ......small," Li Zedao said and subconsciously glanced at Zhou Qian's chest, well, there is still some room for development, "So the blind date has been unsuccessful many times, and once the blind date was in winter, this girl was wearing thick clothes, but she said very frankly that I have small breasts, you don't mind, right? The boy hesitated and asked cautiously, is there a big steamed bun? The girl thought about it and said, there is a ...... Later, they coughed up...... opened the room, and then the man cried and looked up to the sky with a sad face, Damn, you are talking about Wangzai's small steamed buns......"

"......" Zhou Qian didn't smile, she lowered her head and blushed, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

"No...... Funny?" asked Li Zedao.

Zhou Qian shook her head lightly as if she had drunk too much, indicating that she was amused, and then said with a stammering voice: "I...... It's not Wangzai's little steamed buns......"

“...... Smaller than Wangzai's small steamed buns?

“...... Brother Zedao ......"

When Li Zedao made Zhou Qian blush, Sun Ying also talked to his mother on the phone at this time, Sun Ying's voice was very excited, and she was crying, but it was conceivable that she had a big fight with her mother on the phone.

"Mom, why are you so unreasonable? I'm looking for a boyfriend, not you're looking for a boyfriend, why do you want to find it according to your standards?" Sun Ying said excitedly, "Yes, Zhou Yan's family is not as rich as Sun Yizhou's family, and Zhou Yan is not as handsome as Sun Yizhou......"

Zhou Yan on the side of "......" only felt that he was stabbed in the chest by a knife, you say that I am not as handsome as Sun Yizhou's little white face?

"Sometimes people are stupid, like a stupid bear......"

"......" Zhou Yan was hit in the chest again, thinking that it would be better to break up.

"But I just like him, I like him for not having money, I like him for not being handsome, I like him for being stupid, can't I?" Sun Ying roared, "And Zhou Yan is much more upright and bright than someone." ”

Zhou Yan's already gray heart instantly loved you full of sunshine and vitality, and his chest straightened up all of a sudden, he felt that Sun Ying at this time was too handsome, she represented absolute justice and integrity, and dared to fight against the evil forces for a better tomorrow!

Li Zedao, who was eating, heard this, and squirted out Li very simply, she said...... Zhou Yan is upright?

"I will be very happy with Zhou Yan!"

"Uh-huh. Zhou Yan nodded vigorously, moved to tears by Sun Ying, and only felt that he couldn't repay him if he promised himself...... Borrow some money from the boss at night to find a more upscale hotel?

"Stinky girl, you're going to be angry with your mother, aren't you?" Grandmother's roar came, and even Zhou Yan, who was standing on the side, could feel the terrifying energy contained in this voice.

"Happiness? You talk to me about happiness? Do you know what happiness is?"

"I know! I am happy to watch it with Zhou Yan!" Sun Ying said categorically.

"You...... This is to piss your mother off...... Yes...... No, no, no...... Little grandson, please hurry up and help me...... Ah......h

Sun Ying was stunned for a moment and asked anxiously, "Mom, what's wrong with you?" Mom...... You speak...... Mom......"

Sun Yizhou's very anxious voice came from the phone: "Yingying, does my aunt have a history of high blood pressure? I'll send her to the hospital...... Come over here, too. ”

There was a cacophony of voices, and then the phone was hung up.

Sun Ying was already anxious like an ant on a hot pot, and her voice was full of self-blame: "What should I do...... My mom was so angry that my blood pressure soared and she was confused...... I...... Zhou Yan, I have to go to the hospital quickly......"

Zhou Yan grabbed her hand and asked, "That...... Your mother won't have joined forces with that Sun Yizhou to deceive you, right?" Doesn't this kind of plot often appear in TV movies? Mother pretending to have high blood pressure and heart disease to force her children to go on a blind date, Zhou Yan is very firm that now Zhou's mother is playing this trick.

"What do you mean?" Sun Ying glared at him angrily, there was anger and self-blame in her voice, and her eyes were already red, "My mother really has high blood pressure, and her blood pressure is high when she is excited...... It's all my fault...... I shouldn't yell at her to make her angry...... I ......"

"But ......" Zhou Yan is still insisting, thinking that his guess is right, this is acting, this conspiracy, a huge conspiracy, if Sun Ying passes by at this time, she will definitely be tricked, and maybe she will be put under house arrest by her mother.

"Let go!" Sun Ying shouted at Zhou Yan angrily.

"Ying Ying ......"

"I said, let go!" Sun Ying shook off Zhou Yan's hand violently, then turned around and picked up the bag on the shoe cabinet, and pulled the door out.

Zhou Yan looked at the door in a daze, feeling as if something important was leaving him little by little, and his heart was a little empty.

Li Zedao walked up to him and patted him on the shoulder.

"Boss......" Zhou Yan looked at Li Zedao, a little aggrieved, a little overwhelmed, could it be that he was wrong?

"Prepare to fall out of love. Li Zedao sighed and said, "Anyway, if I were Sun Ying, I would definitely not want to be an idiot like you with basically zero EQ in the future." ”

"......" Zhou Yan's expression was gloomy and sad, and he even had grievances. He still doesn't understand what he is wrong, he is afraid that Sun Ying will be deceived, afraid that she will be put under house arrest by her mother as soon as she goes, and she will not be able to see Zhou Yan she likes in the future, is this wrong? Why did she make such a big fire?

"Still don't understand?" asked Li Zedao.

Zhou Yan shook his head.

"Qianqian, you are a girl, you can help your brother explain why Sun Ying is angry. Li Zedao looked back at Zhou Qian and said, he was really too lazy to talk nonsense with this straw bag, he was afraid that he would punch him if he couldn't help it.

Zhou Qian looked at her brother and whispered: "The reason why Sister Sun Ying is angry is because you are selfish, too self-centered, this kind of thing happened, whether it is true or not, the first thing you have to do should be to accompany Sister Sun Ying to the hospital as soon as possible, instead of doubting whether it is fake over there...... Brother Zedao, am I right?"

"That's it. Li Zedao looked at Zhou Qian and smiled slightly, and then looked at Zhou Yan, whose face had become stiff, "If you don't understand it, you can only ask your aunt to stew some pig brains for you." ”

Zhou Yan glanced at Li Zedao sluggishly, turned around and walked out of the door.