Chapter 98: Bandits
Oh?
Hearing him say that he hadn't eaten, shouldn't she politely ask, "Do you want to eat?" What does this perfunctory attitude mean?
Tang Youchuan frowned, and complained in his heart that Jiang Tang didn't have any eyesight, no, she didn't have no eyesight, this woman was very shrewd, she said this deliberately, thinking of this, Tang Youchuan instinctively lifted his lips, and was about to laugh twice, but saw Jiang Tang in front of him, holding the bowl in both hands and snoring a mouthful of soup.
The soup base of the boiled dumplings is boiled with big bones, the taste is fresh and sweet, in this cold day, the warm soup goes down to the stomach, Jiang Tang's mouth and stomach and then mentally have a sense of satisfaction, the delicate eyebrows and eyes have a layer of warmth, and he is so happy that he can't help but lick his pink lips.
Her eating action, in the eyes of people on an empty stomach, is undoubtedly the biggest temptation, hungry people see it, the brain layer will definitely uncontrollably promote saliva secretion, and the idea that comes out is, it is very fragrant, I want to eat.
Tang Youchuan, who was hooked out of his appetite: "......"
He just stood aside like this, looking at Jiang Tang's unpretentious food protection behavior with a blank face, his expression was a little indescribable, he dared to pack a ticket Jiang Tang This is definitely intentional!
That's right, Jiang Tang was careful, he saw her eat like this, with Tang Youchuan's temperament, the cliff didn't dare to tell her that she wanted to eat, drank the soup, Jiang Tang spooned a dumpling and bit half of it, lowered his eyes, and quietly peeked to Tang Youchuan with the corner of his eye while chewing, only to see a pair of white cotton drags, black pants even if they were worn all day, they were not wrinkled, wrapped in a pair of long legs standing there straight, motionless.
Although he couldn't see his face, Jiang Tang could still feel the gaze cast above his head, staring at her embarrassed and nervous, chewing dumplings very slowly, and not daring to make a sound at all.
Facts have proved that although Tang Youchuan can be angry when he speaks, but when he is silent, he can scare people to death, Jiang Tang really can't stand it, he raised his eyes at Tang Youchuan with a false smile, and asked in a shallow voice: "Is there something wrong?"
Tang Youchuan said lightly, "I'm hungry too." ”
Jiang Tang kept roaring in his heart, I knew that I knew......! I'll give you half of this dumpling?"
A bowl of dumplings is not uncommon for Tang Youchuan, but Jiang Tang's provocative behavior cannot be tolerated and cannot be forgiven!
Picky, of course, the words will not be good, "You have eaten me, you are a beggar?"
When Jiang Tang heard this, he was magically not angry, and his brain was still thinking that you are a beggar and a beggar gang leader, the kind that does not worry about eating, and said quietly, "There is no rice and no noodles at home, and now there is only this dumpling." ”
It's true that there is no rice at home, after Ji Ran and Ruan Di came over to cook the last bit of rice last month, she didn't buy anymore, after all, she didn't cook, but the noodles still existed, but Jiang Tang didn't want to cook now, and she spent almost all of her time in the operating room today, she was now backache and her neck was hard, and she had no strength, so she had to lie and cut off the road for Tang Youchuan to make her cook the noodles batter.
Jiang Tang sighed quietly, she was really getting better and better at lying in front of Tang Youchuan, her face was not red and her heart was not beating, just like the real thing, her passive triggered skill, in case she is not a doctor in the future, you can consider changing her career to do a salesman, and she will come to slip more when she opens her mouth!
Regarding Jiang Tang's interception, Tang Youchuan coped with Yuru, and said without hurrying: "Dumplings, you buy another one." ”
Do you still want a face?
Jiang Tang stared at Tang Youchang's overly good-looking and casual face, and almost blurted out this sentence.
In the past, he also nodded his face and secretly reminded Jiang Tang that Jiang Tang could read what he meant with his cleverness, but now, obviously, he was completely shameless, and he didn't know that he had seen through Jiang Tang's heart, so he gave orders without leaving any room for reason.
Jiang Tang can't pretend to be stupid if she wants to, unless she pretends to be deaf, but it's okay, she still has a trick, "It's half past eight now, and the dumpling shop has closed, so I can't buy it." "She's telling the truth.
The owner of this dumpling shop is opened by a middle-aged couple, just opposite the bus station, the store is not big, but the business is very good, this store has a helper in addition to the husband and wife, the helper has come and gone to change several, has not been stable, the meal peak period and after dinner do not support delivery, so if you want to eat at night, you must go to the store, not only that, their store does not have takeout, Jiang Tang also had a rest day when he was hungry and wanted to order a takeaway.
Tang Youchuan's tone was not salty or light, "Then don't eat it." ”
...... "Is he a bandit?" If he can't eat it, he won't allow her to eat it, bandits, he is a bandit!
Jiang Tang's face was calm, but there was a big drama shouting in his heart, suppressing the turmoil in his heart, Jiang Tang held the bowl and whispered, "Mr. Tang, there is no such reason." ”
Tang Youchuan said: "That's the truth. ”
Jiang Tang said: "You are quite unreasonable. ”
Tang Youchuan's sexy and good-looking thin lips pulled out a touch of smiling arc, "Throw it away." ”
Jiang Tang refused, "Don't throw it." ”
"Do you throw it away?" Tang Youchuan's tone was calm.
Jiang Tang was just about to continue to say no, but it happened that a classic picture was playing on the TV, and a conversation between a man and a woman came.
Actor: Yes, you are ruthless! You are cruel! You are vexatious!
The actress asked rhetorically: Then you are not ruthless, not cruel, and not vexatious!?
The actor raised his voice: Where am I ruthless!?Where is cruel!?Where is it vexatious!?
Actress: Where are you not ruthless!?Where are you not cruel!?Where are you not vexatious!?
Actor: No matter how ruthless I am, no matter how cruel I am, no matter how unreasonable I am, I will not be more ruthless than you!
Actress: I'll be more ruthless than you!?cruel than you!?more vexatious than you!?you're the most ruthless!cruel!the most vexatious person I've ever seen.
Actor: Hmph, I'm definitely not as ruthless as you, not as cruel as you, not as vexatious as you!
Actress: Okay, since you say I'm ruthless, I'm cruel, I'm vexatious. I'll show you ruthlessly, cruelly, and vexatiously.
Actor: Look, you also said that you are not ruthless, not cruel, not vexatious. Now fully show your ruthless, cruel, and vexatious side, right?!
Jiang Tang didn't watch the TV picture, just listened to the two of them going back and forth and arguing over and over again, and he couldn't hold back for a moment, "Poof! hahaha...... Ahem, ahem!"
Completely ignoring Tang Youchang's presence, she suddenly burst out laughing, because she was afraid that the chewed dumplings in her mouth would squirt out, she quickly covered her mouth, but she choked herself, and the food choked into her nose, and the result was that she didn't know whether she was coughing or laughing, and the whole person was so embarrassed that she almost overturned the dumplings when she was scrambling to find tissues.
Tang Youchuan pulled his face, and slowly moved his gaze from Jiang Tang's body to the TV with an expressionless face, he didn't know the men and women on the screen, and he hadn't seen this TV, he only saw the words "deep love and rain" in the lower right corner of the TV season, he didn't understand where the joke was, he didn't feel funny, he just felt that the repeated lines and dialogues were very mentally retarded.
He retracted his gaze and looked at Jiang Tang again, between which the woman's fair face was faintly red because of choking, her head lowered, and a smile was faintly visible at the corner of her lips, which was particularly soft by the incandescent light.
The tense atmosphere of the previous moment was destroyed without a trace in the mentally handicapped lines and Jiang Tang's imageless laughter.
Jiang Tang's smile, the unhappiness with Tang Youchuan also disappeared, mainly found that the conversation between herself and Tang Youchuan Gang was actually similar to the two people on TV, they were a little not very smart, obviously targeting the stupid type of person, which made Jiang Tang feel inexplicably happy, and when she was relieved, she raised her hand and wiped the liquid from the smile from the corner of her eyes.
He turned to him and said, "Go up and take a shower first, and I'll get you something to eat later." ”
Both of them are over half a hundred years old combined, and that kind of childish vindictive behavior damages their image, she is a mature and stable woman, and she is not as knowledgeable as him.
If it weren't for being stimulated by Jiang Tang's behavior of protecting food, Tang Youchuan didn't intend to embarrass Jiang Tang, now that she took the initiative to hand the ladder, he went down, ignored Jiang Tang's words, his eyes swept over Jiang Tang, and deliberately mentioned, "You have eaten, I don't want it." With that, he turned and went upstairs.
Even if you go down the ladder, you go down high and above.
Jiang Tang stared at the man's tall back and pouted, this person is good-looking, otherwise he will be beaten by a woman sooner or later, for no other reason, he owes his mouth.
Jiang Tang continued to eat the dumplings happily while watching TV, full of satiety, she also took a light partition, sat and rested for a while, packed up her things, went into the kitchen and took the kettle to boil a pot of water, squatted in the locker for a while, took out a bucket of instant noodles, poured all the seasonings into it, only half of the oil was put aside, and when the water boiled, she poured boiling water into it and covered it.
Jiang Tang pinched the time, holding instant noodles upstairs, for fear of bumping into an indecent picture, she raised her hand and knocked on the door, and heard the sound of a man "coming in" from inside, so she pushed the door in.
Raising his eyes, he just saw Tang Youchuan pulling down the T-shirt, and in just a few seconds, Jiang Tang still saw the lines on the man's side waist and abdomen, just at a glance, there was nothing that could not be seen, but Jiang Tang's ears were still slightly dry uncontrollably.
Tang Youchuan turned to look at Jiang Tang while pulling her clothes, and when he caught a glimpse of the thing in her hand, his expression paused obviously, "You said to eat, this is it?"
"That's all the family can do right now. Jiang Tang walked to the coffee table calmly, put down the instant noodles, and said in a soft and cool voice, "This is a new flavor, I have tasted it before, and the taste is still good." ”
She also deliberately picked the most expensive one for him!
It doesn't count as giving him a green instant noodle on his birthday, and now she gets him a yellow and clear one, this kind of cheap junk food, she actually told him that it tastes good?
With thin lips slightly opened, Tang Youchuan looked at Jiang Tang expressionlessly, and asked in a deep voice from the bottom of his heart: "Jiang Tang, have you ever been kicked in the brain by a donkey." ”
Jiang Tang stood up straight and said seriously, "People around me say that my brain was kissed by God. ”
Tang Youchuan said very calmly: "I was kissed by Marshal Tianpeng in the sky." ”
No matter how fast Jiang Tang's brain turned, he was stunned for two seconds before he reacted, he was scolding her for having her brain kissed by a pig!
"It doesn't matter if I've been kissed by Marshal Tianpeng or kissed by the Monkey King," Jiang Tang looked at him with a faint look in his eyes, paused, and his soft voice was as cold as water, and then said unhurriedly, "It won't prevent you, the witch-kissed mouth, from eating instant noodles." ”
Jiang Tang finished scolding smartly, realizing that under Tang Youchuan's increasingly vicious lips and tongue, her language talent is getting better and better, and she can't help but feel proud in her heart, and she praised herself, very good, great, very promising, so she can fight back.
She stared at Tang Youchuan's eyes with a bit of provocation, come on, who is afraid of whom, isn't it just a mouth cannon, who can't do it!
Tang Youchuan was silent for two seconds, and then his body moved, just two meters, the tall figure of the man came to Jiang Tang without saying a word, the smile in Jiang Tang's eyes had not time to hide, the light in front of him was blocked, and the ground in front of him was darkened, and his jaw was pinched.
Jiang Tang's height of 1.7 meters is not short, but in front of Tang Youchuan, who is nearly 1.9 meters tall, she is a little shorter.
The man pinched her chin and lifted it up, while he faced her face down, and the two looked at each other, and they were both stunned for a moment.
Jiang Tang was caught off guard and frightened, and he didn't expect Tang Youchuan to suddenly come out like this, staring at the face that was close at hand, the faint lemon fragrance of shower gel lingered between his snorts, and the whole person was stunned, and his mind was blank.
And Tang Youchuan was shocked after realizing it, he just wanted to deliberately deter Jiang Tang, when he looked at Jiang Tang's black and white eyes, he noticed that the distance between the two was too close, as long as he lowered his head slightly, he could paste it, and the moment of the four words "bright eyes and bright teeth" in his brain, "hum" froze.
But Tang Youchuan has always been extremely controlling, and after losing his speech function for just two seconds, his face has returned to his usual calmness, his thin lips opened, and he said in a deep voice: "Say it again." ”
Jiang Tang stared at Tang Youchuan without blinking, he pinched her pink lips and pouted, and his face did not change and threatened, "Do you think I can't beat women?"
Jiang Tang's frightened soul gradually retracted, relieved herself, her long black eyelashes trembled slightly, ......and her pouted mouth was slurred, she quickly shook her head, and then raised her hand and patted his hand to signal him to let go.
But Tang Youchuan didn't let go immediately, he stared at her with interest, his eyes were soft, and his deep voice was not alarmed, "Next time you dare to be so arrogant, I'll sew your mouth up, hear?"
The man's thin lips were furled, and the slightly hot breath mixed with the smell after the bath sprayed on Jiang Tang's face, Jiang Tang noticed that her heartbeat was a little out of control, she felt panicked, uneasy, and her hair stood on end.
She nodded repeatedly, just wanting to get out of the current predicament as soon as possible.
The person who knows the times is Junjie, and when he should be cowardly, he will be cowardly, and he will turn his head and be a woman.
After a while, Tang Youchuan finally withdrew the force that restrained her, turned around and sat on the sofa.
At the moment of regaining his childhood, Jiang Tang covered his slightly aching jaw, his eyes drooped slightly, and he didn't dare to raise his eyes to look at Tang Youchuan's face.
Tang Youchuan touched the cigarette case, knocked on the bottom, took out one and lit it in his lips, took two puffs, and his tight and dry throat suddenly coughed a few times because of the invasion of the cigarette.
Seeing this, Jiang Tang's brows furrowed suddenly, and he couldn't help but ask, "Your throat doesn't hurt anymore?"
Tang Youchuan pursed his lips and didn't answer.
Jiang Tang knew that he was not well when he saw his expression, and said in a low voice: "If it still hurts, it is inflammation, don't smoke for the time being in the past few days, and don't drink alcohol." ”
Tang Youchuan's eyelids lifted and glanced at her lazily, "It's okay to eat this instant noodles?"
Jiang Tang: "...... Compared to smoking, it has little impact, and this is a light taste, smoking can't feed the stomach, it can. ”
Tang Youchuan stared at her fixedly, Jiang Tang was stared at by his dark eyes and his scalp was slightly numb, he had just warned her, so he pulled a soft smile at him that was almost flattering, "Then I'll go out." ”
After Jiang Tang finished speaking, she didn't wait for Tang Youchuan to make a statement, and fled in a hurry, until she ran back to her bedroom and locked the door, she realized that her limbs were a little numb.
The impact on her from that picture was too great to think about it, and now that she thinks about it, in addition to shame, she is still a little afraid, if Tang Youchuan really wants to do something to her, she probably won't even have a chance to fight back.
Jiang Tang covered his face, his mind was a little confused.
In the bedroom, Jiang Tang's back disappeared behind the door, Tang Youchuan stared at the closed door, his dark eyes were in a daze for a long time before retracting his gaze, subconsciously raised his hand to put the cigarette in his mouth, a woman's low voice sounded in his ears, his brows frowned, and finally pressed the cigarette into the ashtray and extinguished it.
On the delicate coffee table was a bucket of out-of-place instant noodles, and on the edge of the mouth was pinched a plastic fork that was unsightly cheap, pressing the slightly rolled up plastic cover, Tang Youchuan stared at the bucket and hesitated for a while, then reached out and pulled out the plastic fork and lifted the plastic lid.
A hot breath poured out in an instant, he smelled a smell of essence, the folds between his eyebrows deepened a little, his hand was stuck in the air, he hesitated, and took a small sip and carefully sent it into his mouth.
The moment the tip of the tongue tasted the taste, Tang Youchuan's face became a little weird, Jiang Tang called the taste of this salty tongue light? Is her tongue wood? And what's going on with this noodle, is it cooked? How can she tell him to eat it!
At this time, Jiang Tang was taking a bath, and she didn't know anything about Tang Youchuan's resentment, she soaked in the bathtub for more than ten minutes, then got up and stood dressed and dressed, and was preparing water hair with a hair dryer from the drawer, when she heard the mobile phone thinking.
Jiang Tang didn't hesitate, put down the hair dryer and went out to get the mobile phone, which showed the number of the hospital, her loose expression instantly calmed down, and she picked it up, "Hey." ”
The voice of the doctor on duty came from the other end of the phone, anxious and urgent, "Doctor Jiang, you hurry up, the little girl surnamed Jiang in the VIP ward has an accident!"