Chapter 018: I'm a Big Loser
"What do you mean by reciting poetry again?"
"It means that you ask for so much, why don't you go to heaven?"
"I'm so angry, I'll strangle you and me!"
"The other side argues, don't attack personally, and defend if you are not convinced. ”
"I'm just attacking you personally, why are you talking so angry. ”
"What's annoying, I'm very elegant, okay. Your request is indeed outrageous and unscientific. The excellence of two people has changed, the development direction has changed, the values are no longer synchronized, and the door is not right, are you going to divorce?"
"Why divorce, I can try to catch up. ”
"If you can't catch up, do you know that there is a saying that is beyond the reach of the dust. ”
"yes, what if you can't catch up?
"Silly girl, you're thinking too much, if you want me to say, if you can't catch up, you'll get divorced. ”
"What's going on, what's going on, what's going on?"
"I fainted, I admired. Girl, what you asked me to say, let me say it from the woman's point of view, the woman can't catch up, the door is not right, and then divorce, how can the man become Chen Shimei. ”
"Divorce is just wrong, what should I do if two people are divorced? What about the children?"
"It's easy to do, the divorce certificate is pulled, the property is divided in half, and then it's not the right one, and then remarry. Ha ha. When you come back and don't get it right, then do it again. ”
"I'll you, isn't this a fool's errand?"
"It's not a blind toss, what is money, money is a number, and a large or small number can't be regarded as anything, even if I have a little net worth now, it's not all valuation, valuation doesn't count.
Moreover, I still owe a lot of money, so this money is a negative number for me, a negative number, I am a big loser, what do you say are you afraid of? What are you worried about? I want to tell you, you are very good, I am a face control, you will eat me for the rest of your life with this prosperous beauty, so you don't have to worry about it at all. ”
"How is the valuation? Didn't you spend 12 million to buy a house?"
"What then, or shall I sell the house? and I will buy it when we get married?"
"What to sell, what to buy, what to buy, what to get married, what to marry, which one promises you to get married?"
"It's difficult, it's too difficult, it's not buying, it's not selling, it's not getting married, it's not divorce, marriage is so complicated, I'm still a child." ”
"Since you said I was wrong, let me hear what you think about marriage. ”
"Marriage is just feeling like being together. You don't have to think about it so much, and you can't figure it out, whether it's a Lingxiao flower or a kapok, it's a harmonious and happy life. You are kapok, you can't ask others to be kapok, Zifei fish, the joy of Anzhi fish?"
"Then you're like a little bee, picking from east to west, and then going home to make honey and eat it, right?"
"When it comes to bees, bees and flowers are not the same species, picking flowers to make nectar, pollinating fruits, that is all needed. ”
"No matter how much you quibble, it can't change the fact that you're a wild bee and butterfly embryo. ”
"It's ugly, it's so ugly, I'm just very simple to yearn for beauty. Achu, let me tell you about bees, if you want to talk about this bee, it's amazing. In the bee colony, there is only one female, that is the queen bee, and the queen bee can only snap once in her life, and she can snap it for a day, and she can snap several times a day, and play it all one by one. ”
"Dead Ah Yao, you perverted embryo, I'll strangle you. ”
"Ah, what I said is true, this is science, science, really science, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, murder your husband, you. ”
The two of them were talking and laughing and joking, and when the meal was ready, they found a table and sat down next to each other. Lu Chuqing wanted Cang Yaozu to sit opposite, so this guy didn't do it.
"Ah Yao, then tell me again about how you and I were in your dreams?"
"In the dream, in the dream, you are as beautiful as now, I liked you the first time I saw you, and then I tried all kinds of ways to chase you, but I couldn't catch up, I couldn't catch up with you, I didn't have the heart to do things, and I didn't open a company, mountainside technology was all after graduation.
Later, a girlfriend of yours told me that you like to play mud games, our Yanyou's New Oriental Story 2, Journey to the West, you like them all, and told me that you are a disciple of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, called Shi Fairy. Then I went to be a hacker, hacked into the MUD server, got a god account password, created an account for myself, and played with you in the game every day, and I have been playing with you for more than a year. Slowly we got together, and then we got married. ”
"Married? We got married? I remember the last time you said that I was going abroad and had no contact. ”
"Well, of course it was in the game, and just like that, the prince and princess were happily together. ”
"Oh, you guy, you actually know my ID, say, which little hoof told you? ”
"You like martial arts stories very much, in the New Oriental story, you were chased and bitten by a mad dog, cut by a robber in Wollongong, and hunted and tortured by the four famous people. ”
"Is my youth good, you didn't play. Hmph, go on, what happened?"
"Later, Yang Chongshan found the senior brother in charge of the game server and said that I changed the game data, and then deleted my game account. This kid is too bad, he's just jealous that I'm married to you. ”
"You did change the data, you have to admit it when you do. ”
"Yes, Achu, you are right, you must admit that you are wrong, and you must stand up when you are beaten. Yang Chongshan and I were demerited by the school for fighting. Later, he mobilized some classmates, colleagues, lecturers, and professors to mix me and give me low marks in exams. At that time, you also thought that I only cared about playing games and didn't do well in my studies, so you alienated yourself from me, and then after more than half a year, you went through the formalities to study in Citigroup, and never came back. ”
"Didn't contact you again?"
"No, I don't. I was very decadent for a few months, and Yang Chongshan was about the same, and then we fought a few times and fought a few times. It's good to fight for wine, it's all sad people. Later, after I graduated, I opened a mountainside technology company with Yang Chongshan, and got an ISP certificate to do telecom value-added business, and I was very happy with bad money. ”
"And later?"
Later, Lao Yang got married, and his wife also studied communication, and came from Nanyou to study graduate school, and the two of them got together, and soon they gave birth to a daughter. ”
"What about you, are you married?"
"No, I don't want to get married, so I just fool around one day and one day, this month is this, and I don't know which one next month. After a few years, Lao Yang didn't want to mix it up, he pulled me to make a mobile phone, he wanted to leave something for the child. ”
"And then, did you succeed?"
"No, we don't have core technology, hardware can't work, software can't work, we are controlled by people everywhere, and we have done nothing for a few years. Lao Yang was unwilling and persuaded me to mortgage the company and enter the stock market. ”
"And then the stock market crashed?"
"That's right, the stock market crashed, and the stock was cut in half and cut in half, all the way down, bottomless. The stock market is like a gluttony with a big mouth open, eating everything he can eat. Lao Yang is crazy, he mortgaged his house and car to make up for the position, he can't lose, he can't fall. He feels that he owes me, his wife, his daughter, and he feels that he owes everybody. ”
"It's a point of no return. I remember the last time you said he jumped off a building?"
"Yes, in the end, Lao Yang went to the rooftop, his last call was to me, that day was very windy, I could hear the whirring wind on the phone, he said sorry for me, he owes me a daughter-in-law, and also owes me a company. He said that he had already agreed with his daughter, and when his daughter grew up, if her uncle was not married, he would let her marry me. The last thing he said to me was to be brothers in the next life. ”
"Why are you crying, it's just a dream. ”
"Yes, but life is like a dream. Then Lao Yang's daughter-in-law ran away, and later I learned that she had gone abroad. Then I adopted Yang Ying's girl. ”
"Didn't you say that Lao Yang's daughter-in-law helped you give birth to a son? Then are you married? You have a son with her, and Lao Yang's daughter will marry you? ”
"I raised that girl for ten years, Yang Ying was admitted to university that year, and she studied medicine. I took her to school and met a lady who was Yang Ying's mother. She didn't recognize Yang Ying, and later she gave me a portable hard drive, saying that Lao Yang didn't owe me anymore. ”
"Did she say that she would marry her daughter to you and then not owe you? Then why did she give you a portable hard drive? Could it be a dozen gigams?"
"Well, I went home and opened the mobile hard drive, which was densely packed with documents, all of which were mobile phone chips, mobile phone screens, technical information of mobile phone software systems, software, hardware, technology, many, many companies, although they are outdated, but many of the information in it are very high. I just cried as I watched, and watched as I cried. ”
"Then do you hate me? Do you hate Lao Yang?"
"Meeting is fate, this is no love or hate, it's just a choice. Lao Yang is a man, Lao Yang and I are friends with his wife and children, and I want to be good friends with him for a lifetime. As for you... ”
"How am I?"
"In this life, if you dare to run... ”
"What's going on? Are you going to kill me?"
"Isn't it cheap to kill you, I want you to be with me day and night. ”
"What if I don't say yes?"
"Then I will be with you at the ends of the earth. ”
"Then what about your beloved Yang Ying little mushroom girl?"
"As long as you don't run, I'm still worried about what Lao Yang's daughter does. ”
"To be honest, I can't tell if this dream you have is true or false now, you won't be like the Supreme Treasure, you have a moonlight treasure box, right? By the way, if Lao Yang's daughter-in-law really exists, what should you do? Do you watch her marry Lao Yang and give birth to Yang Ying, or do you take her in and give birth to your son?"
"Let's let her live with Lao Yang, she loves Lao Yang, as for whether she can give birth to Yang Ying, then I don't know, it's very difficult to think about having a child, and the matter of reincarnation is also very paradoxical, beyond my cognition. As for my son, he was actually brought up by my mother, and I didn't have much contact, so if it's gone, it's gone, just go back and give birth to me. ”
"How do you think so beautifully, who loves to give birth to you!"