Chapter 76: The Dancing Red-crowned Crane and the Caring Swan
Back in 2018, Li Dong found that the item he had just thrown away turned out to be the most important tiger whip wine, which was going to be his own life, thinking about the scene of the good tiger whip wine on the altar shattering to the ground, Li Dong had angina.
If he didn't know the effect of Tiger Whip Wine, Li Dong wouldn't be so distressed, but he knew that this thing was really effective, and this jar was a real treasure.
It's terrible, Li Dong looked at the red-crowned crane with his wings spread out and tinkering in the house, and became murderous, I want to stew you stupid bird. But just as he was about to start, Li Dong paused, this is 2018, and if he really stews this product, he will still lose money.
Red-crowned cranes are not delicious, this is what Han Weiguo and these guys told Li Dong that the taste is not as good as that of a goose, and people can taste it with their own mouths.
"You wait, I'll pluck your feathers later, and go out bare-bottomed. ”
It's really distressing to me, Li Dong doesn't have the heart to move at all.
"Tiger whip wine. ”
"Huh. ”
The red-crowned crane is a little wrong, Li Dong lay down and found that this thing did not attack him at the first time, and it was not powerful to be upside down in the house.
"Kaizhi?" said a grunt and got up, Kaizhi, that doesn't mean that this product can be used to add some popularity to the farm.
Waste utilization, no, you should compensate yourself, Li Dong stared at the red-crowned crane, the red-crowned crane was just about to ask Li Dong to choke his neck, joking, this thing screamed loudly, it is strange if there is no trouble this big night.
Li Dong held the red-crowned crane and trotted all the way to the reservoir, only then did he let go of the red-crowned crane's neck, this thing shook his neck, looked up to the sky and howled, Li Dong was very uncomfortable from close to his ears, and the red-crowned crane's voice could travel three or five kilometers.
The neck of this product is too long, it is simply a copper pipe, Li Dong rubbed his forehead.
"A foodie, but also a singer. ”
didn't wait for Li Dong to finish speaking, the red-crowned crane spread its wings and flew high, Li Dong saw it, he wouldn't run away, but after a while, the goods came back.
"Didn't find anything to eat?"
Li Dong was speechless, this is looking for what he wants to eat, okay, okay, squeeze your dry sooner or later, pull the fishing net, there are really some fish and shrimp in it, crucian carp is the mainstay.
"Don't move, it's not a good bird if you just eat and don't practice. ”
Li Dong remembered that in the TV, the red-crowned crane seems to be dancing, this call and dancing, at least it is not in vain, and when the tourists come, they can also perform a paragraph, and the swan is good.
"Let's give you a name first, how about Dandan?"
"I don't like it, Dandan is good. ”
"Okay, then it's so happily decided, little Dandan. ”
Li Dong felt that his naming skills had improved again, what a beautiful name, he really admired himself, he really deserved to be a Chinese teacher who has taught high school Chinese for more than ten years, and his naming attainments were extraordinary, simple and generous, back to basics, this realm ordinary people must not understand.
"Come to Xiao Dandan, come to a while. ”
Dandan screamed a few times and saw that Li Dong was unmoved, this goods are in a hurry, so he is ready to grab it, Li Dong is not welcome with a small stick in his hand.
"Be honest, if you want to eat, let's have a while. ”
"Even if these animals are enlightened, their brains are not enough. ”
At the end of the long day, Li Dong went directly into battle, waving his hands behind his back, jumping, and squirming, not to mention that the red-crowned crane really liked it, waving his wings and following behind him to make a cheerful call.
"I'll go, what are you doing behind my ass, you pervert. ”
It's just that Li Dong didn't know that Xiao Dandan was actually a female red-crowned crane, and after feeding the fish and shrimp in the fishing net, Xiao Dandan learned the red-crowned crane eating dance that Li Dong compiled for it.
"Yes, look back at my gestures and dance. ”
The red-crowned crane opened his wisdom to be this good, and finally did not practice in vain at night, and the next morning, Li Dong packed up the farm and went to the reservoir, originally thinking of consolidating the learning results for the red-crowned crane.
But before he could get to the reservoir, Li Dong heard movement on the side of the reservoir, and when he got closer, he saw that the swans and red-crowned cranes were dancing, which was very beautiful.
"Not true. ”
The fight started, Li Dong began to feel very good-looking, but the more he looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong, this posture, where is dancing, these two groups have done it, although Xiao Dandan is relatively tall and has a height advantage, but the swan is strong, and the big swan is not small.
People are still husband and wife, doubles players, Xiao Dandan began to be quite arrogant, and slowly it didn't work, the moves were old, and he was beaten by the big swan, Xiao Dandan flew, Li Dongxin said, it's not very awesome, it's planted now.
Li Dong saw that the victory and defeat had been divided, so he came over and summoned the red-crowned crane back, here to appease the two swans, the whooper swan is too arrogant, fortunately, its wife is close to Li Dong, and the whooper swan can't be arrogant.
Don't fight and don't know each other, just don't fight the two birds in front of Li Dong, Li Dong first tutored the swans with some loving actions, and then came to a few intimate neck-pulling actions, well, yes, there is progress, and then I reviewed some of the content taught yesterday for Xiao Dandan.
Who knew that this thing was good at fighting, and it couldn't be learned, this was still enlightened, it was too free to play, and I didn't learn a few by arranging my own movements.
"When I go back, I have to do a good job of tutoring and strengthening my practice. "As a high school teacher, brushing questions is a necessary teaching content.
The red-crowned crane ate the fish and shrimp, and the goods flew to the small stone island in the center of the reservoir, squinting, what a master, Li Dong really regretted it, this product is really useless except for eating.
It's not as good as a wild boy, this is not a night's work, and he brought a female pheasant back, so why Li Dong held back his restless heart, and was mainly embarrassed to turn off the female pheasant.
"Free love, my parents are still quite open-minded, and if you are not open-minded, you should eat stewed female pheasant in the morning. ”
Thinking about it like this, Li Dong feels that he is really an environmentalist and an animal love ambassador.
"Xiaohua, are you right?"
The little sika deer looked at Li Dong with watery eyes for a while, rubbed Li Dong's trouser legs, and continued to eat grass, the grass is really delicious, the owner is a good person, Li Dong feels that it is still a little sika deer, but the venison tastes good.
Forget it, forget it, wipe your saliva, Li Dong answered the phone.
"Brother-in-law, do you remember me?"
"Xu Yue, when are you here, I'll pick you up. ”
"A little while, just got on the bus. ”
"Call me when it's time. ”
Clean up, Han Weiguo had already said hello, he didn't think that Han Xiaohai would also come over, Han Xiaohai looked at Li Dong with strange eyes, this is not for no reason, two bottles of wine were sold for 200,000, which is too scary.
Is this person who buys wine stupid, Han Xiaohai muttered in his heart, why don't you come over today to take a hand, by the way, this product is curious.
"Pheasant?"
"Pets. ”
"Wild boy. ”
Li Dong beckoned, and the wild boy squatting on the tree was very face-saving.
"Say hi to my brother. ”
Han Xiaohai has a hundred mother's skins in his heart, who is Brother Chicken, you are, your whole family is Brother Chicken.
The wild boy squatted on Li Dong's shoulder, learning from Li Dong to wave his hand without waving his wings, Han Xiaohai was stunned, this pheasant became a sperm.
"Go ahead. The wild boy went back to the tree, and as for the hen he brought back, he had already been put in a cage by Li Dong.
There is no way, the female pheasant defecates everywhere, and the wild boy still has a fixed place, but the hen brought back from the mountains is not at all, the wild boy seems to be tired of it, such an uncivilized wild hen is not worthy of falling in love with herself, breaking up, Li Dong caught it and locked it up.
Alas, this is a failed relationship, Li Dong sighed, thinking about whether to stew the female pheasant at noon, forget it, it's all his baby's ex-girlfriend, stewed, it seems a bit too much, or stay and lay eggs.
Kindness is like Li Dong, it is really rare, the farm was handed over to Han Weiguo, Li Dong put the carriage on, drove the carriage to the station, and the bus arrived all the way after a while.
"Brother-in-law. ”
"Cousin, this is what I mean by carriage. ”
Xu Yue, I didn't come here alone, cousin Han Weiwei, parents Xu Jian, mother Han Wenjing, and a five or six-year-old girl.
"Malaysia. ”
"Uncle, aunt, you're tired, get in the car and rest. ”
"Not tired, fine. ”
Originally, I came by car, but Xu Yue didn't let me take the bus, and it was good to take the carriage again. "Wow, brother-in-law, your chair has been remade, it's more comfortable. ”
"I didn't get it done before, but this time I found someone to help me do it again. ”
"Sit down and go. ”
"Let's go. ”
The little radish head, Han Qiqi's villain waved his little hand and learned from Li Dong.
"Hahaha. ”
The carriage is not in a hurry, there are not many people on the road, and more than half of the surrounding fields are now contracted out, melons, grapes, etc., there are several small picking gardens here, and the surrounding scenery is not bad.
In the morning, the mountain village is quiet, except for a few roosters and dogs barking, only a few wisps of cooking smoke and the fragrance of osmanthus remain.
The sound of clattering horses' hooves and the fragrance of osmanthus flowers made people feel happy, and Han Qiqi curiously lay on the carriage railing and looked outside.
"Auntie, auntie, chick. ”
"Kiki, don't jump. ”
"It's okay, I'll slow down. ”
The carriage went up to the bluestone road, where there were almost no cars, and the road led straight to the farmstead.
"Wow, that's beautiful. ”
The wild boy flew down, waving his wings as if to say hello, this scene stunned Xu Yue's parents and Han Weiwei.
"Mommy, Mommy, the bird waves. ”
Han Qiqi cheered and was about to run to catch a bird, but Han Weiwei hugged her.
"This is a wild boy is a pheasant, a pet raised by my brother-in-law. ”
Xu Yue said with a smile. "Interesting, hello boy. Xu Yue waved his hand, and the wild boy waved his wings, and now everyone could see clearly that the pheasant would really greet people, which was so interesting.
After Han Qiqi learned, her little hand waved all the way, and the wild boy responded at first, and then flew away directly, Han Qiqi's small mouth was deflated, making everyone laugh.
"It's such an interesting pheasant. Han Weiwei couldn't help but say.
When they came to the farm, Li Dong stopped the carriage, everyone got out of the car, Han Weiwei didn't hold it, Han Qiqi ran towards Xiaohua quickly with her short legs, sika deer.
"Fawn, fawn, mommy, look at the fawn. ”
"Fawn?"
Xu Yue, Han Weiwei's eyes are also bright, such a beautiful sika deer, I have to say that Xiaohua is really responsible for the appearance of sika deer, I don't know if it is the reason for crossing time and space, the animals are like being beautified.
All of them are very beautiful, the patterns on Xiaohua's body are clear, the colors are gorgeous, and the big watery eyes are so cute, Xu Yue and Han Weiwei couldn't help but follow Han Qiqi forward.