Chapter 32 Poor Dick Si sympathizes with Bai Fumei
Zhao Linlin stared at Zhao Yi carefully, rolling her eyes and pondering.
Marriage?
In ancient times, boudoir women would go to the temple to seek marriage!
Undertaking?
Career is a matter of the future, and there is no way to prove it wrong.
Love?
"Aren't love and marriage the same?" Zhao Linlin seized the loophole in her words.
"Of course it's different. ”
Zhao Yi put on a serious face with the presence of the old god, "Love is love, and marriage is marriage." Do you think that falling in love and getting married are the same thing?"
"Uh, that's right!"
"Well, I'm a career!"
Zhao Linlin looked left and right, turned around and grabbed the pencil case, pulled the zipper and said with a wicked smile, "You count how many pens I have in my pencil case?"
"What does career have to do with pencil cases?" asked Zhao Yi this time.
"Of course. ”
Zhao Linlin said proudly, "Do you remember your speech? How can you take the exam without a pen? How can you talk about your grades without exams? Grades are directly related to work!"
"Good, good, good, you're right!" Zhao Yi pursed his lips sarcastically.
Everyone in the class looked at it.
Hu Tianyan, who has always spoken little, listened sideways, while Lin Xiaoqing simply lazily lay on Zhao Yi's desk.
Zhao Yi sat up straight, put his hands together on his forehead, and bowed mysteriously three times in a row.
"Bless!"
"Bless!"
"Bless!"
This is from the bottom of my heart.
After going back to his high school days, he can't be an atheist anymore, no matter which way the god blesses, it's definitely right to respect him.
"Is it settled?" Zhao Linlin asked impatiently.
Zhao Yi smiled, "Through the communication with Heaven and Earth just now, I have already got the answer. ”
"Four, right?"
Zhao Linlin lowered her head and opened the pencil case, her eyes widened suddenly, and she immediately shook her head unwillingly, "This time it doesn't count!
"One more time! one more time!"
Zhao Yi refused, "Even if it's a woman, what you say counts." ”
Zhao Linlin was angry and wanted to continue to dig into her pocket.
Zhao Yi shook his head and refused, "I'm a fortune teller, not a gamble! gambling will not work", the meaning of the words is 'don't want to go back your money'.
Zhao Linlin gritted her teeth angrily.
"That's right, classmate Zhao Linlin. Zhao Yi said with a serious expression, "When I saw you, I suddenly thought of Teacher Shen Yan." ”
"Huh?"
Zhao Linlin touched her cheek and asked, "Are you complimenting me on being beautiful?"
"Poof!"
Lin Xiaoqing didn't hold back her laughter, and hurriedly reminded, "He...... He's calling you stupid!"
"Why?"
Others don't understand either.
Lin Xiaoqing immediately told the story of Shen Yan and Zhao Yi, but the colorful description made Zhao Linlin tremble.
"You can't just leave it at that!"
Zhao Linlin glared at Zhao Yi angrily, and immediately looked at Lin Xiaoqing, her tone was full of weakness, "Xiaoqing, help! ”
Lin Xiaoqing looked at it, discussed and said, "Why don't you return the money to Linlin!"
Zhao Yi refused, "This is money earned by strength, and the monkeys have gone to buy drinks!"
Lin Xiaoqing suddenly pursed her mouth, took out the money from her pocket in anger, and immediately turned her head to comfort Zhao Linlin, "I'll help you win it back!"
"Xiaoqing, come on!"
Zhao Linlin turned angry and clapped her hands with a smile.
Zhao Yi calmly put the money in his trouser pocket, "Originally, I only counted one hexagram a day, but if you insist, it doesn't matter if you make an exception once." Say, what are you?"
"I'm also a career!"
Lin Xiaoqing said and looked left and right, suddenly picked up the "College Entrance Examination Exercise Papers" on the table, turned the new page behind, picked up the pen and pointed to the multiple-choice questions, which was to write the answers.
ABCD......
Fill in the twelve questions.
Lin Xiaoqing said proudly, "Then you can count it, how many questions did I get right?"
And this kind of operation?
Zhao Linlin hugged Lin Xiaoqing excitedly, "Xiaoqing, you are so smart!" she said and raised her eyebrows at Zhao Yi, "Zhao Dashen, you count!"
"Okay. ”
Zhao Yi sighed, "Although you are very unreasonable, but for the sake of reputation, this god operator will give it a try!"
Put your hands together, close your eyes, and bow three times in a row.
"Bless!"
"Bless!"
"Bless!"
Zhao Yi opened his eyes and looked at Lin Xiaoqing scrutinically, as if he wanted to see something from her face, and finally spoke after a long time, "This female donor, your face is white and tender, but there is a little blood red inside......"
"Isn't that ruddy?" Zhao Linlin added with an exaggerated smile.
"Don't interrupt!"
Zhao Yi scolded fiercely and continued, "...... It shows that today's luck is not good, and even, the luck is very bad, there are a total of twelve questions, you can get one right, it is already amazing!"
Lin Xiaoqing rolled her eyes widely, and after finding the answer to the test paper, she looked at it.
The first five questions are all wrong.
Five more questions, all wrong.
The eleventh question is correct, and the last one is still false.
Lin Xiaoqing raised her head in a daze, and her slightly open mouth froze.
"Is it really the right one?"
Zhao Linlin saw that something was wrong, took the test paper and answered the answers, carefully corrected them several times, and shouted in surprise, "It's really right! How did you guess?"
"The Buddha said, don't say it. ”
Zhao Yi shook his head.
This time, it became two people in a huff.
Hu Tianyan has been watching from the side, she talks less, she has always been alone, the smile on her face is rare, and she is a famous cold beauty in the school.
Now she's interested.
Zhao Yi guessed correctly twice in a row just now, and it definitely doesn't make sense to rely on luck.
She didn't understand either.
But she felt that she should expose Zhao Yi's little tricks, and she couldn't let Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin suffer, after all, their seats were very close, and they could be regarded as friends.
Zhao Yi, a frivolous boy, is their common enemy.
Hu Tianyan took out a delicate small bag, took out a stack of money from it, took out one very casually, and slapped it on Zhao Yi's table.
"Huh?"
Zhao Yi looked up in surprise, "Hu Lengleng?" said and quickly covered his mouth.
Hu Tianyan's smile is rare, and she rarely talks to boys, so someone nicknamed her 'Lengleng'.
Hu Tianyan's expression became even colder, she moved the stool over, sat down and said seriously, "You help me calculate, just calculate, family, career, love, if you are right, the money is yours, if you are wrong, you will return their money." ”
Hu Tianyan helped out!
Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin immediately smiled, one left and one right, like two bodyguards, standing behind Hu Tianyan.
Now it's 1VS3!
"This ......"
Zhao Yi felt a little boring, and the jokes were very stiff.
Something is not right.
"Otherwise, I'll pay you back!" he said, pulling money out of his pocket.
Lin Xiaoqing immediately refused, "No!
"Yes, win it back, not let you return it!" Zhao Linlin also said, ten yuan, twenty yuan, they don't care at all.
The key is depression!
If they can't win the money back normally, aren't they the kind of little kids who can't afford to lose?
Absolutely not!
Looking at the iceberg face in front of him, Zhao Yi suddenly smiled, "That's okay, I'll do the math for you, stretch out your hand!"
"What for?"
Hu Tianyan frowned slightly.
"Look at palmistry!" Zhao Yi said as a matter of course, "They all let me guess things, and they have become real fortune tellers when they come to you, of course, they have to look at palmistry." ”
"You're not trying to take advantage, are you?" asked Lin Xiaoqing suspiciously.
"Am I that kind of person?" Zhao Yi spread his hands with an exaggerated expression.
Sun Liang came over with a drink, put a bottle on the desk, and almost wrote in his eyes, "You are really a master, take advantage of girls by looking at palmistry!"
"It's still cheap to be cold!"
Everyone else had similar looks.
Zhao Yi simply shrugged his shoulders and said, "Anyway, if you want to tell fortunes, you have to look at palmistry!"
"Okay!"
Hu Tianyan stretched out her hand very simply, her eyes seemed to be extremely sharp with a sword.
Zhao Yi smiled and pinched the back of his hand, staring down at the handprint.
One big second.
Two seconds.
Three Seconds......
Hu Tianyan began to get impatient, and her hand pulled back hard.
Zhao Yi frowned and said in surprise, "You are an only child." Single-parent family?"
"Your Father......"
Zhao Yi stopped as he spoke, and he judged that Hu Tianyan's father was still alive and should be a normal divorce.
There were a lot of people around listening to it, and it was a little bad to continue.
"Your love...... Have you ever had a boyfriend......?
"Say no more!"
Hu Tianyan withdrew her hand violently, her face obviously became very bad, and she sat back with a stool.
No one else can care about 'fortune telling'.
Sun Liang leaned over and whispered, "How do you know that Hu Lengleng is a single-parent family?
Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin also looked over.
Sun Liang continued, "My parents are divorced?
Zhao Yizheng was hesitating whether to put away the money on the table, and when he heard Sun Liang's words, his face was full of incredulity, "What are you talking about?"
"Monkey, yes!"
"You don't know what kind of poor dick fifty dollars looks like, and you actually sympathize with Bai Fumei who has a stack of hundred-yuan bills in her wallet?"
Fatal with one hit!
Sun Liang hurriedly walked back angrily.
Everyone else burst out laughing, and even the corners of Hu Tianyan's mouth curved an arc.
Zhao Yi glanced to the side and calmly put the money in his pocket.