Chapter 87: Hobbies are so strange

With the sound of rushing water, a rusty iron cage was pulled up, and inside was a short, thin brown creature with a sharp-beaked monkey's gills.

It looked like a monkey but was not a monkey, his hands and feet were webbed, and his hair was sparse, and he was even uglier than the mountain spirit he had seen last time, and he screamed in horror.

I asked, stunned, "What is this?"

Hao Qingtang smiled, "It's just a water monkey, it specializes in harming people in the water, and it has been raised for many years, how long do you see how long it lives?"

Keep this thing as a pet, your special hobby is really peculiar!

scolded in his heart, and responded with his mouth, "Two hundred and thirty-two years." ”

Hao Qingtang was a little disappointed, and I took out a loan agreement from my satchel.

He asked curiously, "Is this useful for others to fill in?"

Originally, I could, but I didn't want to tell the truth, lest he scribble, but I was afraid that he would find out that someone else had filled it in, so I had to compromise and respond.

"I can do it if I give permission, but you can't get within ten meters of me. ”

"It's amazing!" he replied flatly, not delving into it.

As the cage was lifted ashore, he said, "I haven't seen a direct take away all your life and die immediately, show it." ”

That tone was like an order to someone, and I filled in the two hundred and thirty-three years without saying a word, took out the ink, and asked people to grab the hand of the water monkey.

The water monkey seemed to realize something, and struggled desperately, but could only be slaughtered like a fish on the shore.

As the handprint pressed, its eyes rolled and its hands covered its neck as if it couldn't breathe, and it twitched a few times and stopped moving.

"Interesting, unwrap it and see how it died. ”

With Hao Qingtang's order, someone immediately dragged the body of the water monkey out of the cage and dissected it on the spot, and found that it was suffocated to death, and they all looked at me in surprise.

"Make a specimen. ”

Hao Qingtang got up and looked at me after speaking, "Since Youran is not at home, you and Su Hua can stay here for a few days as a vacation." ”

I quickly responded, "I've got a lot to do." ”

But his face sank, "I didn't ask for your opinion, and I will send other aliens tomorrow." ”

I kind of understood that this was going to be house arrest until I paid off the life owed and my boss showed up.

Hao Suhua immediately dragged me to the gate of the villa, and only whispered after entering the door, "Don't quarrel with him, there is no benefit at all, you can only ask for hardship." ”

I snorted coldly and didn't say much, I was taken to a room, took out my mobile phone and wanted to tell Qianqiu Feng not to go back at night, but found that there was no signal.

"Damn!"

came to the window with a low curse, and saw Hao Qingtang walking across the covered bridge and getting into the car to leave, but leaving many people as guards.

There was nothing to do in the room, and seeing that the lake was good, I went downstairs to a small pavilion by the lake, and directly took off my clothes and jumped into the water to swim.

There are still a lot of fish in the water, and they are very fat, and when I saw Hao Suhua coming to the lake, I swam closer and asked loudly.

"Do you have a rod or a net?"

She smiled playfully in response, "If I were you, I wouldn't eat the fish here." ”

After speaking, he pointed to the place where he had just fished the iron cage, "You go over there and dive to have a look." ”

Look at the ball!

I realized that there must have been a lot of people dead in the water, and I guess the remains were still in the water, so I quickly swam ashore.

Hao Suhua didn't shy away from watching me wipe the water traces, and even walked up to touch the scar and proposed, "I'll give you a tattoo." ”

Tian Youran also proposed, what's wrong with this, I quickly shook my head.

"Forget it, I'd better be a good person. ”

But she smiled evilly, and suddenly slashed at my neck, and my eyes immediately turned black.

I don't know how long I was in a coma, but I only felt a tingling pain around my chest, and I was just about to get up and heard Hao Suhua's low moan.

"Don't move, it's already half tattooed, be careful if it's broken. ”

I'll it!

I'm going crazy, it's such a bad taste, I can't see what pattern she's tattooing when I'm lying down, I can only wail.

"What the hell do you want to do?"

"Give you a tattoo, don't worry, I'm very good at it. ”

"What's the tattoo?"

She placed a picture near my head of a leopard with a dragon head, a strange pattern, and a sword in its mouth.

"This is Jianxi, the sword in his mouth just covers this scar, and after tattooing this, he will tattoo a prisoner cow for you in a few days. ”

I was immediately dumbfounded, and wailed again, "What do you mean, it's not okay to tattoo one?"

"One can't cover all the tattoos, I've heard that the dragon gave birth to nine sons, and it's probably enough to tattoo them all once. ”

Forehead......

I'm sweating, this tattoo is already halfway through, even if the tattoo is finished, it's absolutely impossible to let her get a tattoo, just close her eyes and let her toss.

Finally, after the tattoo, she applied the ointment again, and I stood in front of the mirror to admire.

Not to mention, although it is pricked with needles, the craftsmanship is not bad, the eyes are hideous and domineering, but the redness and stinging pain still haven't disappeared.

Hao Suhua seems to have done it on purpose, and the river fresh feast he ate at night was all fished out of the lake, and there were all fish, shrimp and crabs.

Anyway, I haven't seen anything at the bottom of the lake, and since she eats it again, I don't have any hypocrisy, even if it's dangerous to stay here, I have to be a full ghost.

I couldn't sleep when I lay down alone in the middle of the night, I couldn't get on my mobile phone, I didn't have a TV, and I got up to find some drink.

I originally wanted to go to the restaurant, but when I passed by a small living room on the second floor, I heard someone talking and couldn't help but slow down.

"I heard that there is a village in the south that is full of zombies, and the whole village is locked down. ”

"I've heard that it's a mountain village. If the world is not good, there will be demons, didn't that Sun Hao suddenly become an immortal, and many people were eyeing him. ”

"It's really shit luck, the eldest young master wants to marry the second young lady to him, and envy the dead person. ”

"Envy a fart, except for the head of the family and the eldest young master in the world, who have our second miss been afraid of. Whoever marries someone is unlucky, and if he doesn't get it right, he will die without a place to be buried, even if he is an immortal, he can't be resurrected if he is chopped up and fed to a dog. ”

"Haha, then it's going to be a dog poop. ”

Oh!

My head was sweating when I heard this, and I quickened my pace and walked over and suddenly shouted, "Is it okay for you to chew your tongue behind your back?"

The two of them were startled, their faces turned white, and they looked overwhelmed, they must have been afraid of my complaint.

In an instant, I laughed again, "Don't be nervous, what's going on with zombies in the village?"

I really don't mind how they arrange me, I'm used to being chewed on the tongue for a long time.

Both of them breathed a sigh of relief, and one of the slightly chubby men hurriedly said, "I don't know very well, but I just heard what the eldest young master said when he was on the phone." It is said that there was a corpse chaser who set up a rebellion and killed the whole village. ”

"Is there any one in red?"

The two of them shook their heads blankly, it seemed that they didn't know much, but it was a pity that they couldn't contact Huo Shengnan, something so big happened, she should know more.

There were some drinks and dishes on the coffee table, and I sat down to drink, chatting well with these two night watchmen, and knocking out some things about the Hao family.

Only then did I know that Hao Suhua's mother had never seen anyone, she was taken home by Hao Qingtang's father not long after she was born, and she had been withdrawn and had no friends since she was a child, resulting in a straightforward personality.

Drinking and drinking a little drunk, he finally felt sleepy, and when he returned to the bedroom, he was startled, Hao Suhua was lying on the bed.