Chapter 649: Who's Stupid?
There's been so much going on lately...
Even Bob, the president of the capitalist income protection union, who has been scolding the air with mantras such as 'beautiful' and 'I know best', feels anxious and unable to do anything.
The changes in Huaguo, whether it is the revival of spiritual energy, or the Academy of Cultivating Immortals, all kinds of developments, he sees them in his eyes and is anxious in his heart.
And yet, that's all!
He wanted to keep up, but he couldn't do anything but watch.
At a huge cost, some exchange students were sent, but the Huaguo side could only contact them once a month on the grounds of confidentiality, and now I don't know what the situation is.
All the effort and the best way to do it are useless!
Because Zizhu Island is now not only isolated from satellite exploration, there is not even a single outsider, and there are even people from the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life on the island, and they can't go up at all.
What informants, spies, eggs are useless.
By all means, they can only watch China continue to develop, above themselves, the capitalists, the trade unions, and even the Eagle Nation and the world.
There's no way around it!
That's it.
It's just that these guys have become 'blood clans', one by one, they are high, and they don't listen to the announcement.
Even though Bob had used some means before to make Mousse have no face to do things in a short period of time, Bob knew very well that this was only temporary.
They're superpowers!
And it's a powerful and rich superpower.
In contrast, he is only less than them, and he has always lost the identity of a superpower, and over time, something will inevitably happen.
Even when Bob received the exact news, even his own subordinates, there were people who had begun to make constant contact with and even take refuge in Mousse...
This gave Bob even more of a headache!
Under the internal and external troubles, Bob pondered and pondered for a long time, but there was never a good way, until this moment...
"President!"
The guards of District 51 saluted respectfully.
"Hmm!"
Bob nodded lightly: "Take me to the core laboratory, I want to see the latest progress, now that there are internal and external troubles, we need to come up with enough results to shock others as soon as possible!"
"Yes, President!"
"Please follow me!"
Led by the guards, Bob made his way through layers of protection and gates, entering the alloy gate again and again.
Others may not know, but Bob knows very well.
The defense of this place is invincible...
Even mushroom bombs can't blow it up!
And not only physical defense, but also invincible in radar scanning, various electromagnetic waves, sonar detection, etc....
Layer upon layer, like a nesting doll!
Each layer has a complete and independent defense system, a total of fifty-one layers, and the core is the most important place!
That's why it's called District 51.
"I'm a businessman..."
Walking through the experimental area layer after layer, Bob's heart was also a little hesitant, but he quickly convinced himself: "What I value is long-term interests!"
"But at the same time, I am also the president of the capitalist income guarantee union, and no one should try to take my position!"
"Even if we all die!"
Internal and external troubles, anxious...
In this case, Bob is almost already a little nervous, and he decides to solve the current dilemma at all costs and regain the initiative in his own hands!
Even if this method is dangerous and difficult.
But he was willing to try, and that's why he came here.
At the same time, Bob is also cautious and does not want to be seen...
The president of the dignified capitalist income guarantee union suddenly came to the 51st district, which is a bit abnormal when there are no amazing results.
Therefore, Bob's arrival needs a reason...
And he came up with the reason - to boost morale!
"How dangerous is it now?!
Internal and external troubles, Huaguo is eyeing and getting more and more powerful, who knows if they can't help but take action?
We must have our own hole cards as soon as possible, and we can threaten the hole cards of China, only in this way can we talk on an equal footing!
Alien technology is one of the best things we can do, and you must crack it as soon as possible and research a weapon that can threaten the immortal cultivators!
What? It's too hard?
I'm here to cheer you all on, and I know alien technology very well, and no one knows aliens better than I do!
With my guidance, you'll be able to do it!!"
That's what Bob said, arrogant and a little 'stupid', but no one really doubted it... Because that's Bob's style.
If this thing is not arrogant and doesn't talk stupidly, people will wonder if something happened to him.
But now...
No one really doubted it.
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Through layers of blockades, Bob finally arrived in District 51...
Beside him, the entourage introduced very quickly: "Mr. President, this is the 51st District, where all our initial research on extraterrestrial technology will be carried out. ”
"Oh!"
Bob nodded, his eyes rolling as he looked at the spectacular wreckage of the ship in front of him and the many staff members who were busy with them.
"You're doing protection, aren't you?"
"I mean, like radiation or something, and signal shielding..."
"You know what I mean, it's similar to wrapping a mobile phone in tin foil to block the signal of the mobile phone, and wrapping Area 51 with a large tin foil can prevent aliens from detecting this spaceship, so as not to be discovered!"
"After all, being found is dangerous. ”
The entourage was stunned for a moment, and then reluctantly spoke: "Mr. President, don't worry, there is!"
"We have already tested all kinds of radiation, and there is no exceedance, so there is no need for protection, and as for signal shielding, we also have it. ”
In fact, each layer of the 51 layers of protection has an independent and perfect variety of protection and shielding functions. ”
"Of course, we don't use tin foil, but the most cutting-edge related technology, and there will be absolutely no problems..."
The person in charge was complaining frantically.
Neurotic!
Nima, this is alien technology, ahead of our Eagle Country and the entire earth technology for I don't know how many years of alien technology!
More than 100 years ago, I was able to cross the universe and play everywhere in the universe, and you came to 'guide' us and let us block its signal with tin foil?!
It's super cool!
We can't think of such a 'high-level' solution, right?!
It's too tall!
It is worthy of knowing Wang Tong's shoes, and it is not possible to accept it...
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In the next period of time, Bob frantically exerted his strength as the 'mouth cannon king', and commanded all kinds of blind things.
Any tin foil shielding signal is a piece of cake, and the more exaggerated and surprising 'pointers' are all in a set.
The entourage and many scientific researchers who listened rolled their eyes...
Subsequently, Bob personally went to the damaged spaceship to take a walk, and even borrowed the spaceship's toilet...
Said that he wanted to experience what it was like for an alien to go to the toilet.
Everyone: "????"
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"Everyone, thank you for your hard work!"
"Do what I say, I believe that you will be able to achieve good results in a short period of time and contribute to the construction of our Eagle Country. ”
"It's up to you!"
"Come on!"
"We, the capitalist income guarantee union, will always be behind you, if you encounter any difficulties, please don't be afraid of trouble, contact me as soon as possible. ”
"Trust me to give you excellent advice!"
“···”
Listening to Bob's farewell words, the eyes of a group of scientific researchers who have been studying spacecraft for many years are about to roll to the sky.
Neurotic!
Are you sure you can give us excellent advice?
Just your ghost suggestion... For example, we can't open the door of the core control room, and your special mother actually suggested that we use strong acid corrosion?!
I'll corrupt your uncle!
Let's not talk about people's spaceships, this spaceship is a spaceship, it can fly normally under various harsh conditions in the universe, and it must be no problem to resist strong acids, but it can be corroded, so doesn't it also destroy its integrity? !
What we need is the various technologies and ideas contained in it, not to sabotage, right?
Finally, Bob is gone.
A group of scientists, experts, and professors could no longer hold back their complaints: "Fake!"
"Headache, I have a terrible headache. ”
"He really 'knows'! I almost wonder who is the professional..."
"He even said that he suggested that I try to repair the spaceship with earth technology, and then drive the spaceship and use the alien spaceship to deal with the immortal cultivators, I am so ????"
"Neurotic!"
"It's a stupid hanging..."
The spit continues.
Maybe a lot of crooked nuts think that Bob is a fool, and he is very funny and brainless in his words and actions.
But I don't know, in the eyes of many Eagle people...
Bob is a fool!
No one took Bob's arrival and guidance seriously.
Just this kind of 'pointing', is it also called pointing?
It's like a farmer who runs to a rocket expert and points at it, saying that you can't use fuel, you have to use coal!
Honeycomb coal is not good, you have to wash the coal with water...
I'll fuck your uncle!
Listening to half a word from you, it's all my brain.
They couldn't help but think that when some kind of epidemic happened, this stupid chairman actually said... Won't you think of a way?
For example, injecting disinfectant or something?
Hmmm...
Disinfectant injections?
Is this human talk?
A group of experts complained, but soon forgot about Bob, but no one noticed that there were a few small, slightly broken chip fragments missing from the spaceship.
Originally, they planned to study these things step by step, and although they were recorded, it was impossible to count them every day.
As a result, Bob, the initiator, succeeded in bringing these fragments out.
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Back at his lodgings, Bob's face was cold, and a sarcastic smile appeared on his lips.
"Heh, they all thought I was a stupid hanger, but if I was really a stupid hanger, how could I get to this point?"
He reached out from his trouser pocket, several fragments of chips glinting.