Chapter Ninety-One: Presentation
The appearance of the Minions made the sailors who already knew the theme of the conference excited.
They have already seen it in some of the videos posted by their favorite anchors, and they want to download it to their mobile phones to experience it, but the anchors have signed a confidentiality agreement, and it is impossible to share the APP, and it has been itchy for a long time.
In the live broadcast rooms of the broadcast, the screen is full of "ask for a download address" and "A good person has a safe life!".
When the Minions appeared, the director quickly shifted the screen to the seats.
In the originally empty seats, a display screen suddenly lit up, the display screen is the size of the most common home computer monitor, placed vertically on the seat one by one, the director carefully gave a magnified picture, only to see a mobile phone connected to the display screen below.
It turns out that the display only exists to enlarge the picture in the mobile phone.
Soon, Minions who are different from Dave began to appear on these displays, and the familiar images of Stuart, Kevin, and Bob jumped into the live broadcast screen.
At the same time, a variety of different tones of voice and intonation sounded "banana", which is the way the Minions greet each other.
"Banana, quack, it's Bob's idiot, and Kevin, too. The Bananas are here, the Kaisen of Banana!"
Dave, who was on Chen Yan's mobile phone, jumped up happily, its eyes widened, as if it wanted to jump out of the mobile phone and rush to his brothers to hug.
"Some of you may not know what the hell a Minion does jumping around the screen does. Of course, I know that the vast majority of friends who can see the press conference know about it. At this time, Chen Yan's voice sounded, he paced back and forth on the stage a few times, as if immersed in some kind of thinking, he said: "Our mobile phone, from the moment of birth, has given it the ability to talk, and then with the progress of technology, SMS, MMS, mobile games have been added to it, and then there are feature machines, smart phones, but there is no one who can really do the so-called intelligence, and there is no one who can free his hands." What problem do we want to solve? That is, to free your hands and let your mobile phone understand you better than yourself! This is what we want to present to you today. ”
As he spoke, Chen Yan took out a wireless earphone from his trouser pocket and put it on, and then put the mobile phone on the ground in front of the stage.
"Dave, what is my itinerary today besides the development conference?"
Chen Yan asked as if asking his assistant, looking at the corner of the void from afar. But everyone knew that he was asking about his mobile phone, that is, the Minion on the giant screen behind Chen Yan.
"(ˉ▽ ̄~) Cut~~" The Minion rolled his eyes and sneered, "What can you do? Who knows your itinerary? If so, you must be in school now, but the reality is not, you are developing a conference." ”
“......”
Chen Yan touched his nose in embarrassment, this was obviously not the first time he had been dissed by the Minions.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were laughed at by the Minions' sudden complaints.
"I'm afraid it's not a fake voice assistant. 」
"The minions who can complain, love love. 」
"I'm laughing to death, the whole paragraph collapsed, and I was complained about by the product I developed, hahahaha!"
"This is the character of the Minions, full score of restoration, give you 101 likes, and the extra one is not afraid of your pride. 」
When I promised to see this, I said to the sailors in the live broadcast room: "You know what it's like to be DISS by a mobile phone assistant, usually I chat with it in peace, let it help deal with things, it doesn't have such a crazy DISS me, but this one in my mobile phone seems to be with Erdong... , it seems to be different from the host's character. ”
Xu reacted quickly, almost saying Chen Yan's name, but no matter how fast she reacted, some careful sailors in the live broadcast room, and some people who are good at reasoning, decisively grasped this point, so the barrage changed direction again.
"Brothers, this host doesn't look like a random passer-by interviewed by Noble on the day he went to Hunan University a few days ago?"
"Like like like ——, I remembered as soon as you said it, and after Noble saw him that day, he decisively went off the air. 」
"Based on my experience after watching the complete works of Detective Conan, there must be something strange here. 」
", I can't think about it, when I think about it, I feel like Nuobao has been snatched away by other wild men. 」
"Wife, if you want to hold on, guard yourself like a jade for me!"
"Did you notice what Noble shouted just now?"
As a mature anchor, Promise turned a blind eye to these barrages and quickly shifted the topic to the press conference.
"Isn't it normal to have a temporary delay?"
After Chen Yan paused, he immediately explained.
"Banana, you delay every day, what else, if not, I will be reunited with my brothers. ”
The Minion complained a little more, and did not continue to chase deeply.
Chen Yan: "I ate too little in the morning, and I'm a little hungry now, help me order something to eat!"
Minion Dave: "Same taste as before, or do you want to order something fresh?" Change your appetite and balanced nutrition, that's the most important thing, Banana!"
The Minion painstakingly persuaded Chen Yan to pay attention to nutrition.
Chen Yan nodded: "You can try it." ”
After Chen Yan finished speaking, the Minion waited for a while before replying: "I have ordered takeout and it is expected to be delivered within 28 minutes, but I estimate that by the time it is delivered, you have already finished the press conference." ”
"No, it will take at least half an hour for the launch. Chen Yan denied: "Let the rider deliver the takeaway here." ”
Minion Dave said anxiously: "Banana, are you sure? Don't forget that you are still working, and you will be careful to deduct money for takeout during work, and then you will have no money to recharge me..."
Chen Yan interrupted the Minion's thought that he wanted to continue beeping: "Less nonsense, let you do what you want." ”
The Minion was helpless: "Okay, it looks like I'm going to make my own money to support myself." ”
After ordering takeout, Chen Yan demonstrated how to use Minions to send and receive emails, map navigation, listen to music and watch movies, and so on.
I didn't use my fingers to operate the phone during the whole process, and I did it all by voice communication with the Minions.
Twenty-five or six minutes passed quickly.
At this time, the caller rang at the scene, and soon the phone was connected, and the voice of the rider could be heard inside.
"Hello, your takeaway has arrived, but I was stopped outside the first floor and could not be delivered, can you come down and get it?"
"Please, give the phone to the person who stopped you. The Minion replied, although the rider wondered how the other person's voice didn't look like a normal human, but he didn't ask in confusion, but quickly handed the phone to another person.
"Hello. Another unfamiliar voice greeted.
"I'm a staff member in the activity hall on the second floor, so please let the rider go, if your duties can't be handled, you can follow the rider all the way. ”
The Minion's tone suddenly became sharper, this is the experience it has learned from dealing with such problems, and when communicating with such security personnel, the tone must be harsh, otherwise they can save trouble, they will definitely save it.
There was a murmur from the mobile phone that the unfamiliar voice communicated with the walkie-talkie, and soon the communication was completed, and the unfamiliar voice came clearly again: "Okay, let's let it go." ”
After hanging up the phone, Chen Yan stood on the stage very quietly without speaking.
But in the live broadcast rooms of various Internet celebrities who were watching the live broadcast, they were shocked by the unhindered, extremely smooth, and incomparably clear processing logic.