Yu Xiaoshan and Song Duxin didn't say anything more, and after a while, a small leader of the General Administration of Customs of the Goddess Country walked over with a belly that could have more than 200 pounds, Yu Xiaoshan looked at this buddy's stomach, and was afraid that a bunch of terrible things would suddenly come out of it.

The guy stretched out his arm with a layer of pale yellow fluff and tried to shake hands with Yu Xiaoshan and Song Duxin, and both of them sat there with polite smiles and didn't move.

"Okay, man, what the fuck do you want? Tell me, why the fuck are you so awkward?"

This guy dares to be dirty because Yu Xiaoshan and Song Duxin's mobile phones can't be brought in, and there won't be any pictures and videos that can be used as valid evidence, including audio.

Song Duxin sneered: "Oh ~ buddy ~ your words are really very pleasant, I want to know if you usually have this attitude towards taxpayers?"

The fat belly glared at him viciously: "You two's goods have been inspected, and it has been determined that there is no problem, take your goods and get out!

Song Duxin unhurriedly took out a photo from his pocket, shook it in front of his fat belly, and then ate it - yes, you read that right, he shook it and ate it!! Song Duxin ate!!

The speed of chewing was very fast, and Yu Xiaoshan didn't have time to react, and the photo had already completely entered Song Duxin's stomach. The smile on the corner of Song Duxin's mouth flashed at an evil angle, he leaned close to his fat belly, leaned closer to his stunned face, and then said lightly: "Your daughter is very beautiful, and there must be many people willing to participate in her graduation prom." ”

The fat belly's face began to distort because of anger, and his fat lips trembled with anger: "You're fucking looking for death!" The words fell, and the fat belly raised his fist and waved it towards Song Duxin's eye sockets.

At the last moment, Yu Xiaoshan hurriedly pulled the fat belly back desperately, but his fist had already swung out, and just when the huge fist was about to touch Song Duxin's eyes, Song Duxin gently and skillfully tilted his head and waist back - similar to the movement of a girl learning to dance and lower her waist.

Then, when he leaned up to an angle of about 45 degrees, just enough to avoid the fist, he used his waist force to deflect to the right, and he flashed from under the fat belly arm to Yu Xiaoshan's side very neatly and agilely.

The whole process was as smooth and smooth as flowing clouds, Yu Xiaoshan praised in Chinese: "Good kung fu!" The fat stomach was so angry that he turned around and continued to swing his fist, Yu Xiaoshan and Song Twilight stuffed the goddess coin into the trouser pocket of this goods at the same time.

Song Duxin stuffed 1,000 goddess coins, and Yu Xiaoshan stuffed the exact same number as him. The fat belly forcibly withdrew his fist, and the action of stuffing the money was actually like a calculation, and the two of them each took advantage of the position of the other party and the fat man in front of them, and avoided the monitoring that had been observed in advance.

"Money plus stick" is an irresistible temptation for anyone, and the fat belly is stuck in his trouser pockets with his hands, and his expression is complicated: "Dude, I don't fucking understand you guys." ”

Yu Xiaoshan glanced at Song Duxin in surprise - the other party was also looking at him in surprise: "It's very simple, he let you choose to be a friend or an enemy." ”

"Being a friend is more than that, being an enemy has to see if you have the guts. Song Duxin was full of confidence when he said this, and it almost made people want to kill him.

The fat belly hesitated and asked, "What can I do for you?"

"Some products are exempt from tariffs, and I can give you one percent of the exemption as remuneration for each order. ”

"It's not fucking up to me!"

"Otherwise, you will face huge state compensation, and I promise you that as long as you report this matter to the authorities, things will go smoothly. ”

The fat belly thought for a while, his fat belly was drumming and shrinking sharply, and the wheezing sound was like a cow by his side, and he scratched his hand to Yu Xiaoshan to make an indication and said: "But this guy's goods are not good, everything related to chips must be taxed normally, and it cannot be exempted." ”

Yu Xiaoshan nodded: "I know." ”

............

Song Duxin and Yu Xiaoshan walked out of the small black house together, Niu Yao's sky today was blue, and there were several large, marshmallow-like white clouds suspended on it.

When they were about to go their separate ways, Song Duxin still couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "You can calculate from the beginning that the other party is unwilling to exempt you from tariffs, right?"

"Hmm. ”

"Then why do you want to help me get him and stuff him with money?"

Yu Xiaoshan lit a cigarette, found a trash can and flicked the cigarette ash and said: "Some behaviors are subconscious, there is no reason, I really have to find a reason, maybe because the belly of that goods is too big, look at the trouble, and you are Chinese." ”

Song Duxin nodded and smiled faintly: "Goodbye." ”

At this point, this batch of ill-fated goods finally succeeded in leaving the border of the goddess country and drifting across the ocean to the small country in the Middle East introduced by Brother Carney.

What Yu Xiaoshan didn't expect was that the other party paid the thief happily, and 10 million goddess coins were entered into Yu Xiaoshan's company's account on the day the goods arrived, and 5 million was returned to Tiesuo, and Tiesuo also deducted interest in accordance with the contract.

gave Zhao Zifei and the people in the company department seven seven eight or eight points, and actually earned more than 3 million goddess coins, equivalent to more than 18 million yuan, for this number, Yu Xiaoshan and Carney are very satisfied, after all, this is only one of the orders in the business.

That night, Yu Xiaoshan drank a lot of wine, and when he was drunk, he took out the phone number that belonged to the Pu'er tea cake, Meng Chuan'er's phone was in his heart, he really wanted to call one, listen to the sound of the needle pricking the fire, even if he was scolded by her, it should be a very happy thing.

However, even with the help of alcohol, he found that he still did not have the courage to face the name......

"I don't know how ecstatic the two peach blossom moles on her chest are, so I have been haunted by my dreams for seven years......"

This sentence and Guan Peng's smirk will suddenly flash in his mind, as well as ...... The sleeping Meng Kuan'er, who was clearly naked and pressed his right arm against his forehead......

Deep down in Yu Xiaoshan's heart, he was fighting with himself.

His soul trusted her: "You don't know what kind of heart and character Meng Chuan'er has? Not only would she not do such a thing, but she would have been calculated!"

......

His sickness was tormenting him: "It's ridiculous, no matter how noble her character is, she is also a flesh-and-blood person, you yourself have eaten soft rice at home like a fool for nearly two years, and you can't even give her a hug when you are most sick, how can you be sure that she won't have resentment buried in her heart?

......

His soul was convincing him: "Meng Chuan'er has never been a vulgar fan in the world, she doesn't need how much money you make in the Goddess Kingdom and then go back to live with her for the rest of her life, she needs you to stand firmly by her side!"

......

His morbidity was striking at him: "Completely detached from reality is also called loving and protecting her? If you don't make enough money, will you still let her charge for you in the most cruel place of life? One day when she is tired and ruins her love beyond recognition, you can accept it? It is better to work hard to make money, and one day become her strongest rear." ”

He hadn't thought about Meng Chuan'er and everything in the country for a year, and at this moment, his heart was like a knife, tangled like numbness, and he put down the phone in his hand stiffly, but the number that had been pressed was not dialed.

Sleepless nights.