Zhang Si came, the mother-in-law was cooking in the kitchen, and as the head of the family, Bai Jianping should take the responsibility of entertaining guests.

He really wants to do this job well, but he is a person who is very good at talking at home, facing Boss Zhang, facing people who are not very familiar, he can't speak, his mind is a mess, while telling himself to find something to say, but he doesn't know what to say, the whole person seems to be down.

He rubbed into the kitchen, Ma Lanhua looked up and scolded: "Your paws are here, and you have left Boss Zhang?"

Bai Jianping said: "I feel that I am redundant. ”

"Claw instigation?"

"Xiaobai and Boss Zhang mingled, I felt like I was called a chicken. ”

Ma Lanhua glanced at him, went out to look, and saw Xiaobai and Boss Zhang sitting on the sofa, looking at their mobile phones together.

Ma Lanhua retracted her head and asked, "What are they living in?"

"Playing with the phone. ”

"What's so fun about mobile phones? ”

"That's what I thought, too. ”

"Climb out of my way, don't get in my way. ”

Bai Jianping was on the side, also playing with his mobile phone.

His phone is a smartphone, but he is not a homo sapiens, he can't play games, and he is not good at surfing the Internet, but he called up the snake that Xiaobai had played.

This is fun.

A few minutes later, the last dish was ready, and Ma Lanhua went out with the food, turning off the kitchen lights and doors by the way.

"Is there a power outage?" Bai Jianping raised his head, it was dark in the kitchen, but there was a light in the living room, "The paw turned off the light, and you didn't call me to eat?"

"I see that you have eaten a lot, and you are so fat that you are old, and if you eat again, you will touch your tail and die old. ”

"Hammer"

Here he attacked his husband hard, and over there he greeted Zhang Si with a smile on his face: "Boss Zhang, eat recklessly, rice, rice, eat, hehe." ”

Zhang Si got up from the sofa, Xiaobai struggled for a while, couldn't get up, struggled again, still couldn't get up, fluttered, still couldn't get up.

couldn't help but get nervous, opened his little hand and shouted: "What's the matter with the claws? ”

Zhang Si skimmed her little hand, pulled her out of the sofa directly, picked her up and put her on the ground.

"Why is there a hole in the couch?"

Xiaobai looked back and said indignantly: "Shovel my claws and my ass are so cold, why am I sitting in the hole?"

Zhang sighed and wanted to laugh and endured.

"Where? ”

Ma Lanhua came over, and Bai Jianping also came over.

It's an old sofa, filled with sponge and springs, and it's been used for so long that there's a hole and the sponge is exposed.

It should have been a broken cloth, but the hole was relatively small, and it must be no problem to change someone else to sit, at most it is a little diaphragm.

But the little white fart is small, and as soon as he sits, he gets stuck in it, and the more he sits, the more he sinks in, and he doesn't know it, and his heart is really big.

Ma Lanhua and Bai Jianping's old faces were red, and they looked at the indignant Xiaobai, and they were glad in their hearts, fortunately, it was Xiaobai who was sitting in the hole, not Boss Zhang.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, go back and make up for it. Ma Lanhua comforted the angry Xiaobai.

Xiaobai: "Claws, I'm unlucky?"

Zhang Si remembered the gift he brought, took it out and handed it to Xiaobai: "Don't be angry, look at the gift I gave you." ”

"Huh, I still have a gift for my paws?" Xiao Bai looked curiously, using his eyes and hands.

"Take it apart and see what it is. ”

"Isn't that good?"

"Then if you say that, I won't be here next time. ”

When Xiaobai heard this, he decisively accepted the gift and opened it excitedly.

"Wow, she's a little white, she's so cute, cute and miserable"

Her eyes were full of little stars, and she looked at the figure.

This is what Zhang Si asked Liu Da to do, and the prototype is the little white children's shoes, which is her shape in the small drama, wearing the little girl's aqua green dress.

The only difference from the play is that this small figure is not a serious standing guard, but a wink, small hand to heart.

Zhang Si took out the big bear liquor he brought again.

In fact, he could have brought a better Moutai, but he didn't.

That kind of expensive liquor, he was worried that Bai Jianping would be trembling when he drank it, and the wine would not be wine.

"It's too expensive" Bai Jianping finally opened Chrysostom and said the first sentence to Zhang Si.

There was also a case of bear drinks.

Tonight's main course is hot pot, in addition to Bangbang Chicken, Bowl Chicken, and a few side dishes.

"I heard that you like spicy food, I'm relieved, it's all Sichuan food tonight, don't be polite. Ma Lanhua said.

Xiaobai glanced at Boss Zhang quickly, didn't dare to say anything, and buried his head in eating his own recklessness.

Zhang sighed with heat in his heart, and his butt hurt a little.

After a while.

Xiaobai: "Boss Zhang, give you the bear, drink the bear." ”

Zhang sighed and purred a few mouthfuls, and the bear, but his mouth was still hot and numb.

Xiaobai took care of him the whole time, constantly handing him water and bears.

Ma Lanhua asked tentatively, "Isn't it too spicy?"

Bai Jianping blamed: "Mother-in-law, you put so many chili peppers in your paws." ”

Zhang Si inhaled and exhaled as he said, "It's very spicy." ”

Xiaobai said happily: "I just instigated, Boss Zhang ate the awesome chicken where his aunt lived, and became awesome." ”

Ma Lanhua looked at her, and began to suspect this little friend, Boss Zhang is like this, although it is cool, but it is obviously not very spicy, and what this melon baby in front of her has always told her is that Boss Zhang is super spicy, and he has made a lot of chili peppers in the great chicken several times.

After a meal, Zhang sighed and lost half his life.

He looked at Ma Lanhua, looked at Bai Jianping who was drinking and eating hot pot, and then looked at Xiaobai, who was jumping around, and the people at the table seemed to be the one who fell.

Zhang sighed that he wanted to go home to take a bath, and he was sweating a lot.

Xiaobai held Xiaoxiaobai and happily followed to go to Xiaohongma. Ma Lanhua told her to be careful on the road and handed her over to Zhang Si with confidence.

When I got to the school park,Xiaobai went to play with the melon babies.。

Zhang Si first lay on the sofa slowly, and gave himself a slap, there was no pain, and his face was numb.

Damn, this is worse than anesthetics.

Aggressive

There was a knock on the door.

The melon babies are lining up.

1, 2, 3, 4, 8!

Zhang Si looked left and right outside the door, confirmed that there were no children, closed the door, and turned around, eight small heads and 16 big eyes stared at him.

Zhang Si had a strong sense of service and said, "Oh, oh, I'll bring you snacks, and Xiaobai will come over to help." ”

He and Xiaobai took out the bear drink, and also washed cherry tomatoes, which were distributed by Xiaobai, and he went to the toilet again.

This time there is no need for Xiaobai to sing, the children will be able to, shouting in unison, very orderly: "Sit in a row, eat fruits, you one, I one"

After the hair, the children sat together and chattered.

"Where's Boss Zhang?"

"Boss Zhang ran away"

"Get him out of here. ”

A melon baby went to the bathroom and knocked on the door, put his ear on the door, listened to the movement inside, and immediately said to other children who were full of curiosity: "Boss Zhang locked himself inside, he is pulling poop." ”

A voice came from inside: "What are you doing??"

Shen Liuliu cheered, because she guessed correctly, Boss Zhang was really pooping inside.

Xiaobai hurriedly ran over to maintain order: "What to live, what to live, don't make noise with the boss." ”

This group of melon babies, she is just a careless, they have become little pigs in the arch vegetable field.

Zhang Si came out quickly, and the children sat down and looked at him in unison, looking very obedient and obedient, who would have thought that they almost attacked the toilet just now and blasted successfully.

With Gua Wazi here, he doesn't even feel at ease about going to the toilet.

"I'm going to show you cartoons. Zhang Si found something to do for them.

The fourth episode of Tianyu Mountain was broadcast at noon today, Zhang Si wanted to see the effect of Wu Wu, whether the children could understand it or not, whether they liked it or not, he wanted to watch it anyway.

Set up a projector, and the fourth episode of Tianyu Mountain is projected on the wall.

The children are chattering,Excited,This projection is much more than the TV they watch in the school park。

Because it is directly connected to the computer, the barrage on the video does not appear on the ground, and floats past the eyes from time to time.

The children's attention is on the cartoon, and Zhang Si is paying attention to the content of the barrage.

"There are a bit of people in between. ”

"Isn't anyone watching?"

"Let me out, I can't get out. ”

"Drama of conscience. ”

"The big-eyed pet is here. ”

Judging from the barrage, this episode received a good response, and the freshly baked Sugo was very popular and played a role as a pet to attract fans.

The most direct manifestation is that before the appearance of Wu Wu, the melon babies sat for less than 5 minutes, and they became impatient, and the little milk voices were everywhere, asking Boss Zhang one after another, what kind of thing to show them, can you have some windmills and fake sophistication?

If Luo Ming was here, he didn't know how sad and discouraged he would be when he heard the audience's reaction.

Until the appearance of the Sugo

"Cat Cat"

"It's a dog!"

"Cats and dogs. ”

"It's a bunny"

This group of melon babies discussed what it was, but they didn't recognize it, especially the tail, which was very flattering to little girls.

It's cute.