Chapter 100: All Living Beings Teach the Holy Maiden Equally
"Boss Miao, you cheat me! If you don't give me a proper discount today, I won't be able to get up!" the huge thrush clone hugged its stomach and shrunk into a ball in pain.
Although her whole face turned pale because of menstrual pain, she still had the heart to bargain with Brother Miao, and even tried to seize the opportunity to pick money from Brother Miao's claws.
Brother Miao squeaked and replied: "I'll be relieved to see that you can still bargain." β
If you can bargain, it means that you are very good and very energetic.
Hearing this, the huge thrush trembled and reached out to grab the hamster...... But every time he was easily avoided by Brother Miao.
"Excuse me, do you want some brown sugar water?" Thrush crouched in front of her doppelganger, the feeling was new to her.
Watching a 2-meter-tall self curl up and convulse in pain, something she hadn't experienced before.
"Thank you, eating something sweet when I'm in pain can ease my pain. The giant thrush doppelganger replied with a trembling voice.
A few minutes later, the thrush clone was holding a cup of brown sugar water in his left hand and a lollipop in his right hand.
"Can the clone eat?" Xu Qilone was a little curious, he remembered that the 'clone' he had separated did not have the function of eating...... At most, they just pretend to be 'eating', and what they eat will not be transformed into the energy of the body.
"I'm special, I don't eat the material itself, but the 'sweetness' contained in it, and you eat their soul. Fu hee hee hee~" The thrush clone let out a ghostly laugh.
This laughter made Xu Qilian speed up the horror movies he watched when he was a child, and he was creepy.
"Fu hee hee hee hee~" The thrush seemed to be very interested in this laughter, and after listening to it once, he learned it on the spot.
Xu Qilone: "......"
He regretted lending the thrush's doppelganger, and he couldn't imagine that his daughter-in-law would be ghostly every time she smiled.
After eating some sweets, the pain of the giant thrush seems to have been suppressed somewhat.
She sat cross-legged on the ground and got to the point: "Sorry for making the two of you laugh." Because I am in a special state, I have very little tolerance for such things as 'pain'. Ordinary pain acts on my mind and makes me feel beyond the critical point of pain...... In other words, why is it obviously a blank doppelganger, but it also has its own dysmenorrhea attribute? I knew it earlier, so I chose Mr. Xu's doppelganger to project it, at least men don't have this trouble. Fu hee hee hee hee ~ "
"I don't know, I think it's a special clone of the thrush. "Xu Qilian is also the first time to use the hair of a thrush to cast a clone, and he has never tried it before.
The thrush on the side asked curiously, "Can I ask you what state you are in, which magnifies ordinary pain so many times?"
The huge thrush froze with a tangled look.
"Excuse me? Xu Qilian was keenly aware of this and immediately made up for the leak to his daughter-in-law.
"No, I'm trying to see if the projection clone can lie...... I held it for a long time, thinking about the whole lie to coax you, but I couldn't coax it, it really beeped the dog. The giant thrush was very honest.
Brother Miao: "......"
Xu Qilin: "...... lady, is it really okay for you to be so straightforward? Why do you want to coax us into lying like this?"
Bad and honest?
At the same time, he also sensed an element from the other party's words.
"Can't you lie?" the corners of Thrush's mouth rose, and he said the line that Xu Qishan wanted to say.
"It's not that you can't lie at all, but it's limited under normal circumstances...... It's a boring curse limit. Sooner or later, I will break this restriction and raise the ashes of the old island owner. The giant thrush replied honestly.
"Oh Hou~" Thrush nodded slightly, this is a very useful attribute.
Brother Miao: "Squeak~"
"Boss Miao, if you don't say it, I forgot about it. I haven't introduced myself to either of you yet. The huge thrush sat up straight, and said, "My name is Yu Le, and I am the Palm Lamp Saintess of the Taisu Xuanyin Sect......"
"Squeak~" Brother Miao squeaked suddenly.
Thrush translated aloud: "Taisu Xuanyin Sect is a terrorist organization in the world of Miao Ge, it likes to make explosions everywhere, the central idea of the sect is that all beings are equal, to make all things equal, if there is inequality, let them be equal." β
Xu Qilone: "For example?"
"For example, passerby A is 1.9 meters and passerby B is only 1.5 meters, but the average height in the world is 1.6 meters, so we will break the leg of passerby A and make him 1.6 meters...... Passerby B also broke his leg and replaced him with a longer leg. The giant thrush explained herself, and at the same time she rolled her eyes at the hamster, and was it interesting to expose her old bottom?
Xu Qilone: "???"
Is there something wrong with your organization?
"Parable, I'm just giving you a parable, so that you can understand the doctrine. We haven't been idle enough to break the legs of ordinary people, there are so many people in the world...... However, the founder of the Taisu Xuanyin Sect had a bit of a problem in his brain, and we all admit this. Yu Le Saintess said calmly: "I grew up over there since I was a child, and there is nothing wrong with becoming a Saintess of the Lamp." I've always thought that this kind of physical equality of beings is quite right. β
"What happened later?" Xu Qilin askedβshe was originally a saint, but why did she become the owner of the island?
"Well, one day, when I followed the master and the ten elders to enforce the 'equality of physical beings' on an existence, I was stabbed through by that being, and I was pierced all the way from the top of the nine heavens to the land of Biluo, and almost died. And then I was stuck in the land of Biluo for more than 400 years...... In those 400 years, I thought a lot and thought through a lot. The Holy Maiden of Yule slowly recalled.
"It's a miracle that your strange sect is surviving. Xu Qilin didn't know what to say.
"How could it still exist, in the four hundred years that I was nailed to the Land of Biluo, I heard that the sect had been destroyed, and the headquarters of the entire organization had been reduced to ashes by 'physical beings equal'. The Holy Maiden of Yule looked up at the sky.
"......" Xu Qi comforted in silence: "Festival mourning~"
"There is no need to mourn, the broken religion will be finished sooner or later. And it was hundreds of years ago...... "Yu Le Shengnu looked heartless, and she was not sad at all because the sect was destroyed.
"Originally, I was nailed to the land of Biluo, unable to get out, and sooner or later it was a dead end. Later, a kind Samaritan passed by the land of Biluo and saw me nailed to the place where I could not live or die, so he showed kindness and rescued me. β
"After saving me, the good Samaritan simply did it to the end, and promised to treat me for the gunshot wound I was stabbed through. So, I followed him. Then, decades later, my injuries were not completely healed, but somehow, I somehow became the owner of his small island...... Responsible for teaching 80,000 islanders. Looking back now, I still feel like there was a conspiracy in it. β
"Inherit the island and rule over 80,000 islanders? Xu Qilin shed tears of envy.
Now that the housing prices in the world are so high, how much more is an island that can live 80,000 people? If you inherit such a big island at the beginning, you will suddenly reach the pinnacle of life.
"This time, I came to Boss Xu to send some of the islanders to the trial, improve their combat experience, and earn some energy stones by the way. After I have completed my promise to the old island master, the task of [training a person with 50,000 4 realm abilities], I will have completed my merits and retired ......" Yu Le Shengnu calculated a little and said, "It's 30,000 8 short. β
She now has a heavy responsibility and a long way to go.