Chapter 159: The Emperor's Bomb! I Said the Bedside Table!
Maybe after eating a few more oysters, Li Xian felt that the qi in his stomach began to be restless again, and it kept running down, down and down, and then it was embarrassed.
Brother Xian reluctantly lit a cigarette and stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window in the living room, naturally exuding a momentum of scaring the air.
I want this iron rod drunken dancer!
I have, this change is chaotic!
Stepping through the sky, reckless, the world is dangerous, and it is impossible to escape after all!
This stick will make you go up in smoke~~~
Alas, the master is lonely.
Brother Xian sighed, turned around and flicked the ashes, and saw Ouyang Yun coming back with a tray with a few decks of pokers on it.
"Mr. Li, you want poker. ”
"Hmm...."Li Xian picked up a pair and took it apart and looked at it, thinking that the quality was not bad, so he motioned for her to put it aside first.
Then, Li Xian returned to the bedroom, and the sisters all went to take a bath, and they could be vaguely heard laughing and playing.
Brother Xian glanced over there unintentionally, and then came to the safe, and took out all the pounds in it, a thick pile, about four or five thousand.
Back in the dining room, as long as the waiters who had served them here just now, they all gave a few as tips.
"Thank you, Mr. Lee!"
"Thank you, Mr. Lee!"
"Thank you, Mr. Lee!"
The waiters took the pounds with both hands and hurriedly bowed in thanks. Everyone knows that Li Xian is arrogant, but he has never had the opportunity to receive Li Xian, and today he can be regarded as getting what he wanted.
Li Xian smiled and nodded at them, said "hard work", and then walked to the kitchen, where the chef and his assistant were cleaning up the dishes and had not left yet.
"Hiss~~~300 pounds, Mr. Li is too arrogant. ”
"yes, I've never had that much to spend. ”
"Woo..... it's up to half a month's salary..."
"Alas, it would be nice if I had been in charge of Mr. Li's reception..."
"Don't think about beautiful things, that's the job of Steward Ou. ”
The basic salary of regular employees in five-star hotels in Modu is generally around 4K, plus some additional income and performance rewards, it is good to have 7 or 8K thousand.
The tip given by Brother Xian is casually two or three thousand, and he doesn't make these waiters a mess.
When he came to the kitchen, Chef Tang hurriedly put down his work and said, "Mr. Li, are you satisfied with today's dinner?"
When he was dining just now, he wanted to go over to say hello, but when he learned that Li Xian didn't like to be disturbed when he was eating, he didn't go over to say hello.
"Very good, next time I have the opportunity to ask you to be in charge of the kitchen. Li Xian praised without hesitation, and handed over the remaining pounds in his hand, "Thank you and your two assistants for your hard work." ”
All the pounds I brought with me were given out as a tip, and tomorrow Brother Xian is going to exchange dollars for a tip.
"Thank you, Mr. Li, for the compliment, you can always come to me if you need it in the future. ”
As a chef, what you want most is to be praised by your guests, which is their greatest honor.
Of course, it would be nice to have a tip.
wiped his hands clean, took the pound handed by Li Xian with both hands, pinched his fingers, and felt the thickness.
Chef Tang couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, took a deep breath, and thanked, "Mr. Li, you are very loving." ”
"You're welcome...."Brother didn't need pounds, Li Xian smiled and patted him on the shoulder, turned around and left.
The two young assistants came over curiously, and when they saw the pile of pounds in Chef Tang's hand, they were surprised and said, "Oh, so many pounds!!"
"There have to be one or two thousand, right?"
"I don't think so, at least two or three thousand. ”
Chef Tang smiled and said nothing, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: A tasteful high-roller like Mr. Li can not be found, if there can be such a person every month...
After being a fortune boy, Brother Xian returned to the bedroom, picked up the tablet and bored around the live broadcast room, and waited for about twenty minutes, and the two sisters came out of the bathroom.
Brother Xian sometimes wonders why girls take a bath for a long time.
Is there anything fun in the bathroom?
Well, you can't guess it by guessing, and you will have a chance to find out later!
The same style of light silk pajamas, two pairs of delicate and delicate bodies looming under the clothes, the same size, the same beautiful legs, the same fair skin.
Brother Xian felt that his eyes were not enough, and he couldn't wait to open his eyes and reveal the two goblins in their original form.
Xu Lingyun happily came to him, hugged Li Xian's arm, and whispered in his ear: "Brother Xian, my sister tortured me in the bathroom, but I didn't betray you." ”
"Uh-huh... You're the best. Li Xian nodded, and suddenly felt that his nose was a little itchy, and he felt that he might make a fool of himself if he was in deep contact with her, so he simply got up and went to take a shower, "I'll take a shower first, and you guys can prepare a little." ”
Brother Xian's words are ambiguous but profound, the two sisters don't know what to prepare, isn't it just fighting the landlord, do you want to play with money.
"Sister, did you bring any money?"
"I brought a little bit, not much. ”
Xu Sihan took his wallet and rummaged through it, there were only five or six hundred yuan in it, "It's okay, I have money to pay B and VX, but Brother Xian shouldn't play with us for money." ”
"It should be...."Xu Lingyun has already secretly communicated with Li Xian, but he doesn't know what Li Xian wants.
After about five or six minutes, Li Xian came out with a full sleep, and when he saw that his sister was still wearing silk pajamas, he couldn't help but smile and said, "Give you time to prepare, don't say that I will bully you later." ”
As he spoke, he went to the closet to get his own clothes, and put them on his body one by one, and the two sisters were dumbfounded.
Brother Xian, what is this doing?
I heard Li Xian say: "After playing the landlord for a while, if you lose and take off your clothes, the bomb will be doubled!"
"Huh?"
"Oh my God!"
"Didn't you say it earlier!"
The two sisters were surprisingly unanimous, and as soon as they reacted, they immediately ran to the closet, rummaging through the clothes they could.
Li Xian put on several short-sleeved shirts, and then put on long-sleeved shirts, although he only wore one pair of pants, but there was a lot of things inside, and then he put all the pajamas and bathrobes on his body.
"That's my pants..... eh..... my little Nene, you guys too..."
"Belts..... socks....poof... I don't want to make a sock pullover...."
"Stop....... stop tossing my socks...."
Ten minutes passed, and the two beauties wrapped themselves into zongzi, and Brother Xian wanted to laugh and felt a little unable to laugh.
The three of them came to the carpet in the living room and sat down, Lingyun sat on his left hand side is the upper house, Sihan is the lower house on the right hand, and it was already discussed to put Lingyun in the upper house, so that Lingyun could put water on himself.
Shuffle the cards a few times and the game begins!
In order to make the game faster, Li Xian directly dealt cards in the mode of five, five, and seven, so that there would be more bombs in his hand.
At present, everyone has more than ten or twenty pieces of clothing on them, and there are not a few bombs, and it is really difficult to take off the two sisters.
"Call the landlord!"
"I'll rob it!"
"Poof..... grab peat...."Li Xian glanced at Xu Lingyun, and directly opened the three landlord cards, you thought it was a happy landlord, and grabbed it.
Hole cards are a pair of 3 and a 2.
Xu Lingyun stuck out her tongue, gave Li Xian a look, and then gently clenched her fist, this is a code, to tell him that he has a bomb in his hand.
Li Xian winked at her, indicating that he had received it, and then glanced at the cards in his hand.
For 3 to 4 to 5, single 6 without 7, 8, 9, J, K, fried 10, fried Q, 3 2, two A without king.
The card looks pretty good, but if there is no small inside, it will undoubtedly lose, outside the five bombs and Wang bombs, it is known that Lingyun has one bomb in his hand, and there are at least one or two bombs in Sihan's hand, which is still quite big.
If two people work together against him, the hand can surrender and lose half.
“334455.....” Li Xian weighed it and threw the small card out first.
"Uh-huh....just on the tube....778899. Xu Sihan curled the corners of his mouth, and six cards were pressed on it.
It's all in order....
Brother Xian still wants to use a double-pass hand, which seems to be a mistake.
But fortunately, 789 is out, and there are three bombs outside.
"A 5...."Xu Sihan played the smallest card in his hand.
"Cough...."Li Xian coughed violently to remind Xu Lingyun to release the water, but this girl didn't seem to be paying attention, and directly came out with a 6, which happened to jam his 6.
Pig teammates!
Brother Xian was heartbroken, wanted to beat people, stared directly at the peach blossom six on the ground, thought about it for a while, and went directly to 2.
"Over!"
"Over!"
The two sisters couldn't afford it, and Brother Xian suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and directly threw two cards up: "Right A." ”
"Over...."Xu Sihan hesitated for a moment and didn't blow him up.
Xu Lingyun also shouted directly, Li Xian felt a lot more comfortable in his heart, and directly threw Zhang 6 at will.
"2...."Xu Sihan didn't give him a chance, and he was crushed to death.
Lingyun still can't afford it, Li Xian directly went to four 10s, "10 bombs!"
"J fried!"
"Q Fried....I've got two left. Li Xian said with some smugness.
Xu Sihan ran out of bombs, and he was a little anxious in his heart, wanting to give his sister a look, but he was afraid that Li Xian would be the king bomb in his hands, so he had to give up.
The bomb in Xu Lingyun's hand was Wang Bang, and Li Xian immediately coughed, but this time the pig teammate didn't stop him and released the water.
"One pair of 2...."The first game is officially over.
"Three bombs, eightfold..... hehe, take it off!" Li Xian shuffled the cards with a smile, as if victory was in sight, and the task would be completed immediately.
The sisters went down one by one, and a lot of burden was lightened, but it was still a little bloated, and it was estimated that there were more than a dozen.
The cards are dealt and the game continues to begin.
In the second game, Li Xian was not so lucky, the landlord gave it to Xu Lingyun, this girl's card was particularly smooth, and Wang Fried, and finally led to Xu Sihan's bombing, which quadrupled.
Li Xian took off four pieces without pressure, and the socks on Xu Sihan's feet were gone, revealing his white feet.
The rules of the game, you can only take it off and not wear it, continue at this speed, and there will be a few more rounds, and the task will be completed.
It's a pity that the heavens don't fulfill people's wishes, and the luck of Brother Xian in the last two games is not very good, so he called two landlords, each of which ate two fried by Xu Sihan, plus the landlord paid two families, and he took off a total of 16 clothes.
The clothes on his body were almost ripped off, as well as two T-shirts, a pair of socks and a pair of underwear.
Brother Xian wanted to cry without tears, so he glanced at his pig teammate Xu Lingyun, and said that the task was good, and he was naked, whether it was completed.
Obviously, it doesn't help to strip yourself naked.
Lingyun: "Brother Xian, do you want me to give you two clothes?" ”
Sihan: "Or, you put on your pants.... Take off the inside. ”
Lingyun: "Sister, you are so bad." ”
Sihan: "What's the matter, I'm not afraid that Brother Xian will be affected by the wind." ”
"Hahaha... You want to vacuum. ”
"What nonsense..."Sihan glanced down and bit his lip gently.
He also said: "Brother Xian, you still admit defeat, your luck today should not be as good as mine." ”
Lingyun, a pig teammate, actually nodded and said, "Brother Xian, forget it, my sister is playing cards very well, and she is lucky." ”
The two sisters sang and harmonized, Brother Xian could only stare dryly, he glared at Xu Lingyun, this pig teammate is a mole, have you forgotten?
You two are forcing me!
"Go on...."Brother Xian began to shuffle the cards, and suddenly smiled at the evil with a little tugging: "If you lose, don't cry for the two of you." ”
"How could you lose..."Xu Sihan looked at the dozen or so clothes on his body, and then looked at Li Xian's pitiful three or four.
"Hehe... This is not possible!" After shuffling the cards, Brother Xian did not deal the cards directly, but asked them to wait for a while, and the game system was called out with a thought.
Cut directly to the system warehouse, and stared at the special skill card [Arrival of the Emperor].
Brother didn't want to cheat, but you want to force me!
Well, don't use it in vain, just experiment with the effect.
Put the skill card into the card slot, and use it silently.
[Hint: The host used the Advent of the European Emperor and got a large luck bonus, and the skill card entered the cooldown for 30 days. 】
Using this skill, there is no special feeling on his body, and Brother Xian will start to deal cards suspiciously.
After the 17 cards were dealt, Li Xian picked up the cards and looked at them, and his shocked eyes were about to bulge.
"!!!"
"What's wrong, Brother Xian?"
The two women looked at each other and said in unison, Li Xian rubbed his cheeks, looked at them with ill intentions, and said, "It's useless for you two to surrender and lose half, the landlord is mine." ”
He directly turned over the landlord's card, which was a J and two Qs, and then spread out his cards.
Wang fried, four 2, four A, four K, two Q, one J, all the big cards are in his hands, this special meow European emperor card is really a bit overbearing, it should be called the European god card.
The sisters also have several bombs in their hands, but they are all small cards, and the flower cards are basically not one, and now they see Li Xian's cards, and they are directly confused.
"How can such a card come about!"
"Mom, it's too evil, how did you draw this card. ”
"It's impossible, you can't deal such a whole card. Xu Sihan couldn't believe his eyes.
"Brother Xian, are you doing magic?"
This should be called magic.
He really didn't expect that the cards could be dealt like this, it wasn't magic, and there was no other explanation.
The two girls looked at Li Xian again, and saw him helplessly spread his hands and said, "I don't want to, I'm also helpless, but my luck is so good." ”
Without giving the two of them a chance to speak, he continued: "How many times are five bombs and spring? Let me calculate....It seems to be 64 times ..... 64 clothes, take them off, don't play tricks." ”
Two sisters, look at me, let me look at you, under Li Xianjiong's blazing gaze, they could only accept their fate and began to pick up one by one.
There are definitely no 64 pieces, Li Xian silently counted them, and there are more than ten pieces per person.
The legs are playing with the year, the arms are tender, the size is majestic, no, no, the nose is itchy again.
About five minutes passed..... there was nothing in front of me, and I just hated that I didn't have the skills.
[Ding, the wolf eats meat, the dog eats quest has been completed.] 】
[Task reward: +3 character attribute points, +3 lottery.] Sister Flower Appearance +2, Skill Card +1, Consumption Card +1]
I'll go, two cards!
What a situation today!
Is the system just a few days away?
Li Xian was a little dumbfounded, and could only say that good things happened one after another, and he couldn't stop all day long.
It's not an accident to add attributes to the sister flowers, and it's definitely a surprise in a surprise to explode two cards in a mission.
Especially the skill card, Brother Xian was very much looking forward to each skill, he immediately switched to the warehouse to find the new skill card, and at this time, there was another dinging sound in his head.
"Brother Xian, are you still playing?" Xu Lingyun asked weakly with both hands on his chest.
"Play, wait a minute...."Li Xian's attention was on the task panel, and the attached task [Riverside Garage] was completed.
................
At 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, it was the dead of night.
Li Xianmao looked at the reward items and skill cards in the bed, and secretly smirked.
Suddenly, his back was cold, and I don't know who lifted his quilt, and then something soft stuck to his back, and a slippery hand climbed up his shoulder.
Phew, where did the goblins come from?
Eat my grandson.
The little goblin was like an eight-catcher catching a fish, and he wrapped his hands and feet directly, without giving Li Xian a chance to react.
Brother Xian only felt that the hot air in his stomach began to go crazy, it began to expand, the speed of the strings became faster and faster, and the feeling of fire burning instantly spread throughout his body.
"Brother Xian, it's my ....."
"Lingyun, you don't sleep well..... hmm....bedside table..."
"Brother, are you nervous, I'm not nervous...."
"I said....bedside table... Hmm...."
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