Chapter 162: Lin Fan, remember, don't die
"Walk slowly. ”
Sunset.
The dark, strong coach lowered his head slightly and beckoned to his back in the distance.
And then...... He suddenly came to his senses.
"What am I doing?!"
"What the hell, in the end I'm a coach and he's a coach?!"
Recalling the afternoon practice time, as a coach, I was more than a student, and the teaching was called a meticulous one, but I couldn't get angry.
It's a feeling like that!!
But he couldn't figure out why he couldn't refute it in the face of 'Lin Fan's reprimand.
As soon as the other party opened his mouth, he was directly coaxed, and he didn't have the slightest sense of 'refutation'.
"That's really ...... Weird. ”
The second monk, the coach, was confused, his mind was full of question marks, he really didn't know what to say, and he was so depressed that he almost exploded......
What made him most depressed was that when he took out his mobile phone, he found that his college group had already fried the pot!
I don't know how many people are @ themselves.
Click in and take a look, the content is almost the same.
A @, a video, accompanied by a text.
"Coach, is this you?"
Click on the video to see that it was the part where I was sprayed as a dog by 'Lin Fan' at the beginning, and then I could only get into the car and teach 'Guasisi'.
Coach: "I'm Nima......"
'A lifetime of fame', ruined in one fell swoop!
The most uncomfortable thing is that he also saw the following remarks in the group......
"So coach, you like this tune?!"
"At first, I thought that coaches had an S attribute, but I didn't expect that our coach was better than the M attribute!"
"Now I understand, coach, next time I learn to drive, I will use the right method, don't worry!"
"I've been practicing, and now my wife makes me kneel on the keyboard......"
The coach almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood: "This !!"
Crazy!!
How can I take students here?!
Isn't that guy poisonous!!!
......
"Learning to drive, it's quite simple, learn it seriously, the projects of the second section are almost the same, the third branch is said to be practiced by ordinary people for three or five days, my words, about a day, right?"
Qi Zixiao is quite confident.
At first, as an 'ancient person' who had never touched a car at all, she was indeed slow to get started.
But as long as you are familiar with it, with the immortal cultivator's strong memory and extraordinary body coordination, it will naturally not be too difficult.
"It's good, I'll practice again tomorrow, and then I'll wait for the exam~!"
She had no idea that she was already popular on the Internet now, not only in the student group, but even in the entire network, she was famous.
It's not because people are too boring nowadays, it's ...... Too many people who learn to drive have been spit out by the instructor.
Not all, of course, but ...... Comparatively, most of them have been sprayed.
It is precisely because of this that after seeing the video recorded by the people who eat melons, they will have a special sense of identity, and then like, forward, and comment one after another......
......
That night.
Qi Zixiao received a phone call, Wu Guodong's.
"Old Wu?"
Qi Zixiao calculated slightly, and then smiled: "You should be busy now, right, do you still have time to call me?"
"You know everything? Hey, didn't I see a video about you? Sure enough, great people are extraordinary everywhere, and they can make such a big move when they learn to drive. ”
"Uh-huh???"
Qi Zixiao was puzzled.
"Ha, you don't know yet, you'll find out later when you look on the Internet. ”
"Okay, this suddenly called me, wouldn't it be just for this? Speaking of which, how many levels have you upgraded?!"
On the other end of the phone, Wu Guodong's face was instantly serious, and his heart was even more frightened.
He ...... Can you really do it?"
For Wu Guodong, since he experienced those things with 'Lin Fan' before, his scientific worldview has been collapsing!
As a materialist, I am now beginning to believe in the things that God is saying.
If it was a month ago, Wu Guodong might have given himself two big ear scrapers.
But now, he can't believe it!
That's amazing!
Before, after Wang Mazi was arrested, his superiors attached great importance to him and gave him various awards, but it was gone......
Wang Er Mazi will definitely be sentenced, but he has no substantial reward.
This made Wu Guodong feel very strange, so he privately told his guess to the local tyrant in Xiangjiang.
The local tyrant in Xiangjiang is also a ruthless person, I don't know what method to use, but I really found out the truth of the year.
As a result, on the day of the 'sin buster', the leaders who came to the stage to speak were all very participatory!
Then everything will be clear.
Those few were all removed, and in the eyes of the local tyrants in Xiangjiang, Wu Guodong was undoubtedly a great talent, so he secretly helped to say good things and promote something.
In addition, Wu Guodong's contribution this time is indeed not small, and the fall of the listing, and then ......
Upgrade two levels in a row!
Now Wu Guodong is already in the position of director of the bureau! Moreover, he is only in his early thirties, and he has time, and it is not difficult to continue to rise after that.
Originally, Wu Guodong didn't care.
But when the mandate came down today, he suddenly discovered a terrible conclusion!
"Could it be that on the day of the sin buster, Lin Fan had already calculated that those leaders had something to do with it, but they were just worried that something would happen to me, so they didn't say it explicitly?!"
Wu Guodong thought about it carefully, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible!
At that time, 'Lin Fan' not only said that those leaders had problems, but also said that his official fortune had skyrocketed and he wanted to rise to prominence.
But at the same time, there are also some bad luck that flickered and flickered.
Now that you think about it, isn't it just that it's boundless?!
At this moment, Wu Guodong had only been getting the letter of appointment for less than half a day, and as soon as 'Lin Fan' opened his mouth, he asked him how many levels he had been promoted, instead of asking if he had been promoted.
Doesn't this mean that he is 100% sure that he will 'rise'?!
Hiss!
This discovery made Wu Guodong's mind turn sharply, and at the same time, he also firmly believed in his own ideas!!
"It's something. ”
He smiled and said, "What about my side, now it's not big or small, it's an official, I want to ask you to be our special adviser to the police department, what do you think?"
Materialism?!
At this moment, Wu Guodong no longer insists.
Does it matter if he is idealistic or materialistic, or what kind of god is chattering? A black cat and a white cat, as long as you can catch a mouse, you are a good cat!
"Oh?"
Qi Zixiao didn't think about it, and directly refused: "I'm not available." ”
"Don't worry. ”
Wu Guodong said: "You don't have to go to work every day, but when you are in trouble, please give a little 'scientific opinion' ......." ”
"So?"
Qi Zixiao was a little moved: "Then what good do I have?"
"You can be given a regular establishment, and after meritorious service, you can still be promoted!"
"That's not going to work, I'm not interested. ”
"Huh?"
"Gotta add money!"
Wu Guodong: "Is it so direct?"
"Ming people don't say dark words~!"
......
After some discussion, in the end, Wu Guodong agreed.
It's not his money anyway!
He even pondered that in the future, if those vicious wanted criminals could not be found, let Lin Fan calculate them......
If you do, won't you have money?
As for the money, he doesn't want it, anyway, whoever provides clues at that time, or whoever catches it, the money is theirs.
Isn't it just adding money?
Small, completely small......
......
After waiting two days for the report, the phone hung up.
Qi Zixiao stretched his waist and finally ...... He even carried the sofa directly to the small courtyard, breathing aura.
Then, when she looked on the Internet, she really quickly saw the video of herself and the coach 'switching roles', and instead scolding the coach as her grandson, and she couldn't help but squint her eyes with a smile.
......
The Holy Land of Zifu, Lin Fan's familiar road started the photo stone.
"Sister Wu knows about us!"
Qi Zixiao's first sentence directly scared Lin Fan's heart to a pound. And why do you listen to this, how do you feel weird?!
It's as if the elders know that we 'fornicate'!
"Yes, I see!"
Ah Wu spoke directly.
“!!!”
Lin Fan's heart beat faster: "Sister Wu, I knew that I would definitely not be able to hide it from you, you ...... It wouldn't be like that, would it?"
"Is it good for me to expose you?" Ah Wu replied calmly: "I think you are very good, how about it, in addition to mahjong, are there any new games?"
"Yes!"
Seeing Ah Wu's response, Lin Fan also calmed down: "Fight the landlord, do you want to play?"
"Let's hear it~!"
After explaining the rules, Ah Wu was very satisfied: "Sure enough, it's a new game, and I'll play it for a while, and then I'll make it public~!"
"Forehead ......"
Lin Fan originally wanted to say that the landlord could not be 'public', but he thought, mahjong is out anyway, right?
What's wrong with another landlord?
"By the way, what do you call it?"
Ah Wu asked suddenly.
"Lin Fan. ”
This guy didn't hide anything anymore.
Now that Ah Wudu already knows, what's the use of concealing it?
"Lin Fan, remember, don't die!"
Ah Wu suddenly said something for no reason, and then disappeared, and Lin Fan couldn't help but tremble when he heard it.
I don't want to die?!
What does it mean?
What if someone wants to kill me?
Or is it just a matter of concern?
But if you care...... That's a little scary, isn't it?
He was helpless and restarted the Shadow Stone.
"But Sister Wu said that she won't tell anyone about us, so you don't have to worry too much, everything is fine as usual. ”
Lin Fan couldn't help but roll his eyes.
It's just that it's Qi Zixiao's body now, so how moving is this white eye.
"This tiger girl, can you not gasp when you speak? It's scary!"
In the muttering, Qi Zixiao's words continued.
"I've been to set up the stall, the business is good, all the mobile phones have been sold, a thousand spirit stones, it's a snap purchase, your business is really good!"
"There are still many disciples who say they want to buy it, but it's out of stock, do you think it's looking for Dan Chengzi to refine another batch? But remember to give money, I, Qi Zixiao, never owe favors......