The master still has Taoism, regardless of the level of fortune-telling, he can set up a stall for fortune-telling for a long time in a place where people gather, and the Taoism of being a man is definitely not bad.

Most people don't believe in fortune telling at all.

Some people will turn a blind eye or stand aside and watch from afar, some will simply come and deliberately dismantle the stage, and some will have fun with fortune tellers.

The master is experienced in dealing with all kinds of people.

In the face of Zhao Yi's obvious move to dismantle the stage, he was still steady, and his face was light, so that others would not appreciate it, "What a master in the world!"

Xue Pinggui's eyes were very bright.

Niu Lianhua also tended to be a little fooled, and her eyes seemed to be a little dissatisfied with Zhao Yi's behavior.

Zhao Yi's first sentence made the people next to him almost squirt out, "Master, what are you?"

“......”

The old master's expression froze.

"What are you?" Zhao Yi didn't seem to notice the ambiguity in his words.

"Poof!"

"Hahaha......"

Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin couldn't hold back their laughter.

Xue Pinggui hurriedly pushed it, glanced at the master apologetically, and then reminded in a low voice, "How can you speak! Even if you don't believe in fortune telling, don't curse!"

"Oh, sorry, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue......"

Zhao Yi hurriedly apologized, and after careful consideration, he asked, "Master, what are you?"

It's still a little awkward, but it sounds so much better!

The old master suppressed his anger, grinned indifferently, and said unhurriedly, "You don't count how old the poor monk is!"

That's what makes it difficult.

In the fortune-telling industry, there is a fortune-telling that is not foolish, that is, it is said in a way that has been handed down.

Orientation, birthday, etc., all have a rhetoric.

For example, the eight characters of the birthday, generally just say 'how is life', fire life, earth life, etc., all have a rhetoric, and can also be accompanied by a poem.

To be more specific, such as 'there is a rich life but you can't suppress it, you need the help of nobles to suppress it', and for example, 'life is smooth sailing', which is similar to auspicious words.

Wait a minute.

Most people want to calculate the exact thing, and only by saying the exact thing and gaining the trust of the fortune teller can it be easier to make money.

'Flickering' is very important.

Most of the flickers are clichés, and they can be used on anyone, but it is very difficult to calculate the actual things.

The flow of people in the past found that there was a lively view, and they immediately gathered around.

There are more and more people.

Zhao Yi glanced left and right, and his expression was also very indifferent, "Age?"

The old master nodded.

"It's simple. Zhao Yi stretched out his hand, "Don't count, I'll touch your bone age." ”

"Huh?"

And this kind of operation?

The old master handed his hand over with doubts.

Zhao Yi pinched his wrist, really pressed it a few times, groaned for a long time, and nodded, "Forty-five years old." ”

"Impossible!"

"The master will be over fifty at first glance!"

Xue Pinggui muttered dissatisfiedly, "Zhao Yi, don't talk nonsense!"

Zhao Yi smiled but said nothing.

The old master's face was still very calm, he just moved the corners of his mouth, and still opened his mouth to praise, "Your hand is really powerful." ”

This is a disguised acknowledgment.

In fact, it is not okay not to admit it, just check the ID card at how old you are.

The people around were immediately surprised.

Lin Xiaoqing stood behind Zhao Yi and said in surprise, "You actually guessed it!"

"How do you guess?"

Zhao Linlin was also curious.

Zhao Yi continued to ask, "What else are you worth?"

The old master nodded depressedly, stared at Zhao Yi carefully, pinched his chin and said, "Even if you count the poor monk's family, I can calculate that you are the only son, and you can show the poor monk." ”

This is a fortune teller.

By observing a person and a small number of interviews, it is almost possible to know the family situation, the relationship, and the marital status.

Nowadays, family planning is very strict, and the situation of young families is the best, generally either two children, or only children, looking at behavior, temperament and speaking, you can guess eight or nine without leaving ten.

It's easy to guess wrong.

Speech.

"You are the only son in the family, it must be impossible, you should have a sister above you......"

Fortune tellers generally speak very slowly, and during speaking, they will observe their expressions, and if their expressions are wrong, they will immediately change their words.

If you don't say anything, you don't have any expression, and it's naturally hard to guess.

Zhao Yi also became serious, he looked at the master carefully, and it took a long time before he nodded and said, "Heavenly Court is full, waist is round, and you look old but shining, you have shown your wealth!"

This kind of physiognomy is very common, but it is very rare to appear in the year of confusion, and there should be elder sisters on the meeting, younger brothers and sisters below, and the family should be the number of five sons. ”

Zhao Yi said it seriously, and when he listened to the content, he knew that it was nonsense.

Everyone around laughed.

The old master didn't say anything, and even his smile was much less.

Zhao Yi hadn't finished speaking, he looked left and right to find a bamboo stick prop, threw it down in the sky, stared at it carefully for a long time, nodded and said, "Ligua, sixty-two, "Yi" has clouds, sixty-two, Huang Li, Yuanji, and the middle way." ”

"You should be a neutron, the third in line, right?"

“......”

The old master's expression froze, and he asked in surprise, "Do you know me?"

Zhao Yi shrugged.

When the people around heard it, they exclaimed again and again.

The old master also wondered in his heart, he couldn't understand at all, how the other party 'calculated' it, he didn't even change his expression just now, and he didn't say anything at all.

The previous words can be heard as nonsense, but the result is correct!

"Yi"?

Is it related to the Book of Changes?

The old master was a little puzzled, so he simply took out the last trick, "Donor, you are so accurate, let's calculate the marriage for the poor monk." ”

The people around him immediately laughed.

The old monk is very funny when he is married, and it is a little difficult to think about it carefully.

Monk, what kind of marriage can there be?

Zhao Yi was very indifferent, he continued to stare at the old master, and said very seriously, "Your face is dark, and your head is green......

The people around laughed again.

Zhao Yi then sighed, "I'm afraid there will be a divorce!" he said and stood up, ready to turn around and leave.

It is enough for Mr. Xue not to continue to be cheated of money.

Dismantling the stall, there's no need.

It is not easy to make some money by setting up a stall fortune teller, most of them really live at the bottom of the society, sometimes at the end of the day, it is good to have a few dozen yuan, and it is not good to do it without hatred and resentment.

The old master was in a hurry, he took out the two hundred yuan just now, and stuffed it into Zhao Yi's hand, "Little donor, little master, you show me again!

"What do you mean by the green glow on your head?"

Recently, his wife has always found faults, and he has always suspected that there are people outside his wife, and he happened to be said by Zhao Yi into his heart.

Zhao Yi hurriedly walked away, he did calculate the discord between the husband and wife, and the 'green light on his head' was just joking.

What is this for?

Let's go!

Zhao Yi squeezed the crowd and walked away, running dozens of meters before throwing off the old master.

Lin Xiaoqing, Zhao Linlin and others caught up, and kept asking, "How did you calculate?

"You don't really know how to tell fortunes, do you?"

"Calculate the situation in his family, and calculate his age......"

"Secret!"

Zhao Yi laughed.

"Humph!"

"Cut~"

Although he received two dissatisfactions, he was finally not pursued.

Meddlesome!

Xue Pinggui didn't give up, he and Zhao Yi walked side by side, hesitated for a long time and then said, "Zhao Yi, those two hundred yuan...... I don't want it!

"Why don't you show me?"

Zhao Yi didn't want to pay back the money at all, he simply rolled his eyes, "What that master said is right!"

"All right?"

"Your marriage is on the verge of death. Zhao Yi patted Xue Pinggui on the shoulder, "Remember one sentence, don't resist a blind date!"

He walked away.

Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin hurriedly followed, chattering non-stop.

Xue Pinggui was embarrassed to continue to follow, he turned his head to look at Niu Lianhua.

Niu Lianhua was seen to be smart, and hurriedly walked forward, shouting in her mouth, "Zhao Yi, Xiaoqing, Linlin, wait for me!"

What the master said is right?

The old master said just now that Xue Pinggui's marriage is around, so it is safer to stay away from him.

......

On the cliffs.

Sun Liang stood at the starting point and stared carefully at the small hill opposite.

What about Zhao Yi?

What about Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin?

There doesn't seem to be anyone there......

"Jump!"

"The safety rope is fastened!"

"Let's go down!"

The security officer stood next to him and urged, but when he found that the other party was slow to jump down, he simply reached out and pushed hard.

"Ahh......h

Sun Liang was pushed down unprepared, and couldn't help crying and shouting, "Zhao Yi, Lin Xiaoqing, Zhao Linlin!"

"Take a picture!"

"I'm jumping off!

"Where are you?"

"Hell, a bunch of bastards whose conscience has been eaten by dogs......"

Up and down, left, left and right.

Sun Liang hung for a long time before he was put down, his face was full of frightened tears, and he staggered away with chills after he went ashore on the boat.

Walk, walk......

Finally.

He found the snack street at the bottom of the hillside, and only after walking a few steps, he saw that several people were eating and laughing at the stalls.

He stopped.

Zhao Yi happened to turn his head and put a sugar gourd into his mouth.

“......”

“......”

Sun Liang shouted angrily, "I want to be with you—"

"Break !!"